What's your favorite cannabutter recipe
Inb4 some sperg who was bullied in highschool by a Chad who smoked pot goes
>dude lmao weed
I don't smoke but it's funny how pot triggers those losers
>>8876379
Start with butter, warm it in a pot on low, add weed, turn heat down and "cook" 30 minutes.
Strain, place in fridge.
Wala.
DUDE
What does /ck/ think of Gordon Ramsey?
>if risotto isn't al dente bin it
I like him but some of his opinions are awful and he doesn't really help people on kitchen nightmares, he just kinda takes any form of soul away from the place.
He's alright
Those pants are a really poor fit. Pretty embarrassing
I know this is fucking retarded but bear with me
How do professional chefs manage to replicate all aspects of a dish perfectly every time? Is it just training and mastery of technique? Is culinary school just like "okay faggots today we're making eggs all fucking day let's go"
standards. same times, same temps, same cuts, same ingredients.
MSG, anon. Lots and lots of MSG.
>>8884497
>>8884515
A combination of these.
They have recipes and strict guidelines on internal temperature that they monitor with probe thermometers, precision ovens/gas cooktops, weighing out ingredients with in scales, and readying them with a vitamix or food processor all in addition to the designated prep cooks with muscle memory that do indeed spend hours washing, trimming, and prepping mise en place before the restaurant opens.
^All of that is done at up-market establishments
For everyone else that is a chain or isn't charging at least 25$/plate, pic related is how. They get everything ready-to-heat from commercial plants.
Is there way to make them taste good?
Cooking them works 100% of the time.
Steam them. Best way to keep their nutritional factor intact.
If you have some leftover they're good fresh or sauteed in a bit of olive oil.
steam
serve with evoo, salt'n'pepa, garlic and chiliflakes
possibly lemon juice
I fell for the meme and bought one of these for $5.
I tried it today, and the eggs seep under it, it's a bitch to clean, and when I tried to flip the eggs they just fell out the bottom.
Maybe I'm just retarded, but am I using this wrong or something? Should I not be greasing up the pan?
why the fuck would you buy that
>>8884149
It looked practical.
I'm going to try it again tomorrow, then probably just throw it out.
>>8884149
Why the fuck do you keep posting that fear factor fag's social media? It's worse than fucking jack shitposting.
Where the fuck do I find this garbage outside of online listings or making trips to Bed Bath and Beyond just for these.
They sell them in Hawaii.
>>8883918
Every store in the bay area carries these
>>8883945
Are they more of a west coast thing then? I live in Texas and the only time I've heard of these was when a friend made a stop at Bed Bath and Beyond specifically for these.
What do you usually have for breakfast, /ck/?
I usually have a quarter block of cheese with some toast, tea, and cigarettes.
>>8883787
Do you, like, never shit?
I fucking love cheese but... damn dude that is a lot of cheese.
egg sandwich with jalenenos
>>8883787
A bong hit, a glass of water, maybe a piece of toast.
Why does Chicago have all the best food?
>>8883371
Because people get depressed from the long shitty winters and need more opportunities to eat their feelings?
>>8883371
It's not that hard to take a cased hot dog, boil it, put it on a sesame seed bun, and load it with toppings. It's just become their thing and it's all they do. Anyone could do it we just don't care enough because regular hot dogs are just as good.
>>8883371
best dogs in the world baby
Why is ketchup on hotdogs regarded as unacceptable, yet mustard is completely fine?
>>8883361
I prefer tomato sauce
It's not.
>>8883361
Caring about what anyone thinks in regards to how food should be enjoyed is unacceptable. Eat whatever you want and don't listen to normie food memes.
I just came back from McD's after a trip to the grocery store, buying healthier things.
I usually get a McDouble or two with extra toppings (mustard/ketchup/pickle/onion). The girl in the drivethru box didn't know what I meant by "toppings". Get to the window, and my meal is $7+ for 2 McDoubles and a tea.
Meshugenah!
Turns out she typed in pic related... I got mad and made eye contact with the burger merchant at the first window and called him a schmendrick. He quickly apologized and charged me the correct amount.
Get to the second window, and the lady is screaming "AH NEED A MCDOUBLE EXTRA EVERYTHING!". I was thinking to myself 'this is a great day'.
Got my bag and it felt like 3 McDoubles were in there... Success..
>having my OC meme'd into the ethos of eternity
I don't know how this makes me feel.
What is extra Reg Mt?
>>8883500
Im callin mnt dew dew
How much water do you guys drink on avg?
2 liter minimum per day
often several times that
>>8883125
jesus crist u fuckin sycho. why do yo drink sommuch water?
I'd say like 4 litres, maybe 5 on certain days
ITT: tastes and aromas that arouse a very strong memory/association for some reason
>evaporated milk
The smell of canned corn brings me right back to the school cafeteria.
>>8883101
RIPIP Fido.
>>8883101
Zebra Cakes
wheres the ketchup?
>>8883018
Itsfuckingraw.jpg
Where's the onion? Mustard? Da fucc
is that a slice of unmelted cheese
When's the last time you had a slushy?
I used to get these from the Venture store when I was little. The brand was ICEE. I haven't seen it in some time.
Icee a shit. I only go slush puppy and I can only find it at a local circle k. Blue every time
>>8882955
>proprietary ice with flavoured syrup
Americans everyone
>>8882976
jealous nigger
So, was this any good, or did it taste like cancer wrapped in herpes wrapped in rape?
>>8882790
I wanted to try it until I found out it was mango flavor based and was a sweet/sour combo. It looks awesome but not interested in that flavor profile at all.
>>8882801
I had the same reaction.
Then I went to costco and got a latte mocha freeze for $1.50 instead.
Yeah, I Instagrammed it.
>>8882809
>Yeah, I Instagrammed it.
Nothing you did was as bad as the fact that you just said that.