That first sip of the day
>plastic
wanna know how I can tell you're american?
>>9391353
because the bottle is plastic?
>>9391348
>that firsh ship a the day
I don't have time to brew coffee and I don't want to stain my teeth, and I was thinking of just eating coffee beans.
Would this be a good idea, and would this work? And how many coffee beans would be equivalent to drinking one cup of coffee?
just pop a caffeine pill fucktard
>>9391329
Won't work, would taste like ass. Beans have to be roasted and then brewed to produce the reactions necessary to impart all the chemicals and flavours you expect from coffee. Moreover you would need an ASSLOAD of beans to equal 1 cup of coffee. It would still probably stain your teeth anyway
Just get caffiene pills, or move to south america and chew cocoain leaves
>>9391329
Enema
Wus Gucci /ck/? In a bit of a pickle. I'm looking to buy an espresso machine since I'm gay for /ck/offee. I'm looking on Craigslist and narrowed my options down to 3 choices. Can anyone help me decide? Or give me advice on a different one to buy?(pic related, it's one of the options)
I have no idea who "gucci" is or what he has to do with /ck/, but in general if you only have $75 to spend you should rethink your plans regarding espresso at home. That's not even enough for a halfway decent grinder
Just get a Skerton and an Aeropress and save your NEETbux until you've got a grand or so to throw down
hard day at work, your boo in a stink, therapist bills piling up... who's the guy that never let's you down /ck/? Pic related is mine ^.^
>got 99 problems but whiskey dick aint one.
>>9391296
>The rapist bills piling up.
>Chloroform getting expensive.
Nice bit of JAB sugar cane rum always picks me up. Friend of mine brought some up from Bahamas.
>>9391296
Became alcoholic. Sober right now but when I drink, I usually drink 2 bottles per day. Alcohol does not help anymore. Am dead inside but I do feel sadness. Usually drink vodka or gin.
>>9391296
I'll concede that's pretty good for the price
How does this make you feel /ck/?
cooking abomination thread i guess
The waste of food for a shitty meme is slightly sad.
>>9391291
Nah. I choose to believe it was eaten.
i live alone now nd ive never even boiled an egg pls help me
>>9391212
its too late
You're already dead
boiling an egg is hard try frying one first. Its easy you just get a pan and get it hot , and then put the egg in it. and when most of it is white you flip it. then a few seconds later you take it off and eat it.
make sure to use salt and pepper
Yesterday I pan seared then boiled some salt pork for about two hours hours. But then I got the runs later that night. What did I do wrong?
>>9391163
did you boil it for 2 hours and eat it on it's own?
seems like an odd choice for a snack
>>9391200
I boiled it in soysauce and sugar. I followed this recipe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1RklpMZBrc
Did I do something wrong? Were the runs unrelated to the meal?
>>9391163
yeah... fatty pork will do that to some people.
I'm looking for a lunch/bento box for Uni. Waterproof and heat insulted. This is surprisingly hard to find. I don't trust just going to Walmart and getting something that's actually waterproof.
Any suggestions?
I have that exact one in your image.
Wish I didn't. Finger print and grease stains everywhere. Wears out quick too. Worst bento buy of my life.
>>9391173
I just googled bento box and grabbed pretty looking one. That's a shame to hear because I like how that type looks.
Generally speaking it's best to use the box it was shipped in. Why would you use a bento?
Dont mind me, just best flavor coming through.
>>9391123
Flavored bull semen? Go suck a bull's penis.
I've tried like every flavor of energy drink at this point. I don't mind the monster specialty flavors, but honestly my favorite it still classic Red Bull. It tastes better than monster imo, has a much deeper bitter flavor. Monster is too sweet or something.
>>9391208
you would like the GOAT Brazilian soda
Tea thread!
What are your favorite flavors?
Do you use any special pottery?
Whats your special technique to impress your gf with a great cup of tea?
>>9391108
>impress your gf with a great cup of tea
as if a woman will be impressed by my 2005 bulang
>What are your favorite flavors?
Shou pu'er, the darker and thicker the better. Gotta be an underrated category among teafags.
>Do you use any special pottery?
Mostly stick to my gaiwans, but pic related recently arrived in the mail and it's a fun change of pace. Will most likely dedicate it to dat dank ol' shou.
>Whats your special technique to impress your gf with a great cup of tea?
Somehow my bf hates 90% of oolongs, so it feels like a neat trick when I find one he doesn't.
fucking with some Tetley at the moment
Is buying rounds of drinks an exclusively British thing?
Is it even a universal British custom?
Something about the idea of being obliged to buy everyone in your group a drink, and then have someone else buy you and everyone else a drink, etc. seems very medieval, or maybe like something a group of coal miners would do. Very communal and kind of working class, as if the price of a few pints were a serious bone of contention.
Probably. It seems as though a lot of people go dutch now a days though. also a lot of people don't have money to buy everyone drinks. I only buy my really good friends drinks when we're out.
>>9391013
It's a having friends sort of thing
>hey bro what do you want
>It's cool I got this round, you want a beer?
>yeah me a bud
no, it definitely happens in America, I definitely do it less often than everyone just buying their own stuff but its not uncommon
Curious about /ck/'s take on the ethics of eating meat. Personally I love meat and have no plans to stop eating it, but I'm also appalled by the current state of meat production and always curious about what alternatives people are choosing. Potential points of discussion:
>Factory farming vs "humane" farming vs wild catch/hunt
>Hypocrisies and paradoxes of veganism and carnivory
>Will you eat some animal species but not others?
>Statistics on farmland and water usage for livestock feed, etc
>Thoughts on lab-grown meat technology and genetically modified animals
>>9390962
I have no problem with the concept of lab grown meat as long as it's not a cognitive animal that is later slaughtered. Imagine being a clone for the sole purpose of being eaten...fuck just thinking about it is giving me idea for my new hollywood scri.........
It's illegal in my state for a restaurant to serve hunted wild meat. I get it, the idea is it's so unregulated it could poison/sicken people. But couldn't there be a higher tier of hunting license where for a certain period hunters fully trained can properly treat their carcass after kill (skinning, preserving, etc, etc) and sell it for consumption? Why can't the hunted meat also be tested for diseases that could harm people by most preperations, just like regular industrial meat? I know the home made deer jerky I had once was some of the best tasting game of my life.
>>9390962
I just eat meat less often but buy much better quality meat when I do. Also buy high quality eggs and sometimes local raw milk. Couldn't do this if I was poor though
Daily reminder if you buy canned sardines, always just buy them in water and make your own sauce if you want them with sauce. Don't even buy them tinned in olive oil.
>>9390939
Daily reminder that sardines taste like shit.
>>9390941
They honestly don't though. If you don't like them it's fine, you can leave.
>>9390944
what is wrong with canned sardines in olive oil?? i always get my canned fish in oil.
Classic Chinese dish.
>>9390892
yeah, looks good mate
>>9390892
That's clearly a Chinese dish, but what is the food?
drain the water from your eggs and tomato you fucking degenerate
>tfw when allergic to eggs, bananas, avacados, all nuts, peanuts, and nightshades
just kill me man, eating well and cheap is impossible
>>9390858
Eat a peanut butter and banana sandwich then follow that up with an avocado and egg sandwich while you are driving to the hospital.
>>9390858
I dont any of those aside from nuts.
Sucks though.