>be at local comic con
>be dressed as Ash from Evil Dead
>my friend starts jeering at me, says I'm too chicken shit to enter the cosplay contest
>WhateverHoe.webm
>sign up just to prove her wrong
Add. Details: we were allowed 15 seconds each on stage, so naturally, I was planning on saying Ash's "bubblegum" line
>contest rolls around they call me up
>get on stage
>"I'm here to chew ass and kick bubble-...."
>realize what I just said
>see friend covering her mouth, fucking eyes the size of dinner plates
>I don't even finish, I just walk off stage and go to the bathroom to wait it out
>mfw I didn't go to anymore cons wearing that cosplay ever again
Kill yourself.
>>9271616
Autism.
>>9271616
>not just rolling with it
Bitch nigga
>>9272477
This. For Fucks sake. You're at a comic con full of spergy autismo's and weird fucks, you should have just made fun of yourself and said "I'm here to chew ass and kick bubblgum...and I'm all out of ass."
People would have laughed and you would have came off as a fun dude.
>>9271616
>I'm here to chew ass.
- Dick Kickem
>babbys first cosplay, soji okita from peacemakers, circa 2001
>get up on stage at small local con, no makeup, no wig, just a kimono, hakama, and purchased men's black geta so its bad enough i'm 'competing'
>get to edge of stage, flip my geta forward while walking, trip
>geta flies into the crowd
>I fall off the stage
>mfw honorable mention award
>>9272539
>7 or 8 years ago
>some friends are going up on stage as Inuyasha and Kagome
>Inuyasha trips on the stairs, faceplants
>SIT BOY right on cue
>crowd loses their shit
>honorable mention from judges