Please can we have a regretsy/regretstorenvy/regretlolitasalesy/whatever you regret exists for sale thread?
Is it too soon to wear David Bowie's smirking face stretched across your butt? (This was tagged cosplay, for when your ass wants to cosplay the goblin king.)
I want ALL my wine glasses to have poorly drawn lady torsos on them.
The appliques on this are actually surprisingly clean and straight, but that price really is absolutely ridiculous. Prime material listed is cotton, and there's no way it actually took long enough to warrant that price...
I wouldn't call it REGRET but my life has been forever changed since I found this (there is also a makeup store in Portland that has an eyeshadow based on this)
every shitty anime convention burlesque troop? Those women who want to wear a snowflake slut princess costume? I can see a lot of people buying this. I can see a parent buying this for their child if it will sit around the hips.
Less regret and more wtf. Is that a blob fish with legs?? I kind of want it
No chocolate ice cream "sccop" should be this colour. I think it's a coprolite
I'm trying to think of an outfit that calls for a shrimp accessory, please post ideas
The staple of these threads, shitty decoden! It's a beautiful hairbrush.
the top is the real shame here imo, the floral could be ok if the top didn't look like a bag of potatoes with neck and arm slits cut in
I could see this being appealing for some of the itafashion types if it sat any better and had any sense to how the fabric is cut
I would wear the shit out of this
I'm not sure what that is other than definitely not the milky way.
There's no need to point out that it's handmade darling, we can tell. I also enjoy the crayon scribble background.
I did check, and the only evidence is a photo, but the "artist" doesn't LOOK under 5 years old.
If you want a shrimp accessory, definitely get one of the realistic food ones.
I kind of like this, but the material makes it ugly. I would definitely buy this if it was made of something prettier and of higher quality. It kind of reminds me of Victorian-era clothing.
Not exactly regretsy, but man...
Those grapes look like shit-coated tumors. I can see what they were going for with these, but they need a LOT of work- on painting, texturing, sculpting, everything- before they can be considered good enough to sell.
As someone who works with avant garde fashion, I fucking love this. Like.. Instead have the model's hair in a simple top bun or up-do and then turn the collar around so it's going against the nape of the neck instead. Or instead of hair on the model at all, a bald model would be awesome.
What do you even wear this with? T shirt and jeans and weird door knocker bib
Mostly posting because the icon made me think it was a frilly bald spot frame
It's tacky and the heart is badly sewn and it's overpriced, it's regrettable
What happens when your mum tells you your art is perfect and you believe her
people who think every print fabric from the children's section is suitable for fun clothing for adults
Not gonna lie, I want to start making shit like this for a quick buck on tumblr.
>mfw someone on FB made shitty bow collars
>people left and right were snatching them up for $20 a pop
28 people bought from there
my stuff has been on etsy forever and have few reviews, it means my stuff is uggo in comparision
All I can imagine is an emo picture with the caption 'Knocking on the door to my heart' or something equally cringey. The fabric could have made a cool dress, but this is just so tacky.
I don't understand why people draw mouths like that. It looks like they've been punched in the face, or chewing, and it always looks shit. The rest of this disaster is terrible too, but it can be easily fixed with practice, and to be honest it'd look way better without the lumpy eye highlights and that goddamn mouth.
These are running skirts, you wear them over shorts/leggings. I own a couple and wear them to Disney races.
that made me think of this goddamn nonsense.
Shit like this is why we can't have nice things.
if this is your art, it's fucking hilarious.
Don't worry anon, if someone buys a peice of shit art like in the post; you'll sell something eventually. I would buy this over that any day.
Was gonna make a joke about her Tyson teeth, but I realized it was just a piece of dirt on my screen.
the ones with the ~inspirational quotes~ get me
I know how that feels. I know one girl that is just awful at drawing (the etsy girl above is actually better), and she always makes attempts to draw yaoi or nudes so I've been considering to order some stuff from her and send to all my friends
Brichibi Cosplay and her wood burning never fail to be ugly.
Here's a serious question about Etsy,
If it doesn't look like shit, and has a reasonable price for what your getting - Is it actually any good? I've been looking at things around $100~ that look pretty decent but I don't know anything about the site other than literally anyone can upload things.
I'm assuming there's some kind of Ebay rep system in place?
It looked fine in the thumbnail, and I imagine it'd look fine to people who didn't know/care much about things like proportion or decent art. Left one especially looks completely fine at first glance, until the wonky eyes and misplaced chin float into sight. I'm pretty sure this is why terrible art is so easy to sell online- people just don't notice how awful it looks until they're holding it in their hands and remember how much they've paid for it.
I like the eyes. Looks like she has floating pupils. I really want to know who bought her art, though, it's got to be her family or friends but I can imagine a few very dumb weebs liking this shit.
Omg, she sold 2 of her own prints and the rest of her sales are all stolen pics and official art. Holy crap. At least try not to have 'original' in the shop name when you're as original as a Chinese ripoff.
Oh my god. I thought she'd be able to get at least one part right.
Also, if that's her in the pic, she doesn't look like a twelve year old, so there's no reason for her to think that printing a poster on cardstock is a good idea. Lol at the 'matte photo paper' and 'you should have sent it back because it's not my fault and I want everyone to be happy :(' backpedals.
holy love of everything, i just died laughing while cringing so hard. what an odd feeling to be so disgusted and simultaneously empathetic.
these poor souls...
Sometimes I want to make terrible shit and put it on etsy at prices just high enough to attract weebs. I don't care if it ends up here, I'm making money from selling shitty things to stupid people.
Not exactly Etsy but they have a store and they fully intend to try to sell this monstrosity.
That looks like a Littlest Pet Shop figure covered in shitty nail polish.
I hope someday to make crochet lolita an actual thing, but like pic related.
as a LPS collector (since 2003) this makes me so angry.
why would you ruin a perfectly good LPS like this?
honestly, the fact that they're trying to sell it when its so shit makes me madder. i've seen really cute customs done that honestly look like something lps would crank out for comic con or a collector set and those are worth it. i know everyone has to start somewhere, but you should wait at least until you can produce clean work (and use actual fuckin paint) before you try to sell it.
this does make me want to do a proper pastel galaxy custom though.
She's been doing customs for years according to her instagram. Mostly old my little pony bases. It's weird because the paint job on those aren't nearly as horrendous and look like she took her time, but I'm pretty positive she has no desire to get better and just cranks out shit for what she thinks is quick cash because there's no indication of improvement as you go through her gallery. Also since you mentioned galaxy...
>tfw most if it is in boxes and id have to explain to the people i live with why im dragging out 4 boxes full of lps
maybe i will, i have a lot of them that are pretty rare now days, plus most of them are the old ones from the early 2000's, i brag a lot about it ;_;
yea theres some cute customs and i respect those, but so many of them are god awful
..maybe i should start painting the lps i dont like and selling them
>224 total sales
You would be smiling this much if you made several thousand dollars in cash selling copyright infringed photos of tourist locations edited in paint and some pathetic sketches that look like they were made by a 9 year old that watched hentai one time
I honestly don't understand how someone who is not a literal child- a very young child- could look at that Dorito face drawn on a piece of printer paper and think that it was comparable to the fully-coloured traditional paintings/ line drawings/ basic goddamned chibi art that Etsy churns out. I mean, at least make an effort.
because peggy thinks she's fluent in spanish but sucks at it so hard that her spoken spanish was used in a court of mexican law to prove she was too stupid to commit a crime.
The seller probably made it to honor Peggy which is retarded but if you see it as a joke it's amazing.