WTF Sales 3.0

>>8790791
Jesus, that's one creepy lookin dude..

>>8790791
>Hello ladies, I'm also for sale

>>8790791
>the jizz under the star

>>8790791
The thing that most pisses me off is the bad lighting. Photoshop exists for a reason. This would look less shitty if he'd shooped out the piss-yellow light and covered up the extremely visible puddles of hot glue under the toys.
Of course, it would be 100x better if he'd used a wig head to model it, like a normal person, but this is Etsy.

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hello darkness my old friend
ive come to talk with you again

>4chan keeps catching link as spam, its on Etsy from Mugandcase

>>8790867
Fuck, anon, read my mind.

>>8790791
Those are super cheap and crappy $5 Target headphones

>>8790867
>the jizz on top of the animals

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Saw this the other day

I need help. I've been using a lolita sales page and had 3 buyers be "unable" to leave feedback. Secondly, I have messaged the mod multiple times with no response.

>>8792565
this is wtf sales, go to the LM or online comms thread

>>8792552
So many questions about this. What kind of outfits, where's the size info, where's even the price info?

>>8792591
>petticoat and kitty ears
>kitty ears
Yeah I'm going to stop you right there, ita.

>>8790791
Does he realize no one's going to buy them after they've been on his disgusting, greasy head?

>>8792649
Made to order.
Hopefully he actually does that.

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>>8792163
I found one of those the other day!

>>8792652
It's like a melted humanoid Reeses Cup.

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>selling some boots, size men's 11
>girl offers $17 - I decline
>check her selling page to see if she'd trade
>tumblr fashion everywhere
>she's no where near a women's 11, let alone a men's 11, WTF?
>notice she favorited my AP skirt
>I'm honestly debating on blocking her just to keep that skirt out of her ita hands
Petty, but I'm a cunt like that. Pic related. It's her Lolita outfit.

>>8792666
Block her.

>>8792652
I would actually buy that lol

>>8790791
>>8790860
Did anyone else read this as "Fez" from That 70s Show?

>>8792666
What App is this?

>>8792666
Has noone noticed the fact this appears to be taken in a medical clinic waiting room?

>>8793170
She's probably a inpatient at an ED clinic

>Hey what's the best you can do on these two items together?
>Sorry that's a bit expensive for me.
>I'll just take the one item but can you hold for it?
>It's just that I'm a bit short on cash right now.

...why do people actively try to buy things when they can't afford them?

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It's a good try but the sewing and hems are just terrible.

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>>8793270

>>8793270
Literally shit

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>>8793272
and a closeup! Some of this person's shoes are actually kinda cute, this one just made me laugh.

>>8793263
>the lace on that PMMM cosplay
I don't even watch the show and I know that ain't right.

>>8793270
Are there even shoes under all that? This is just.. wow. I have no words.

>>8793263
Saw this shit earlier, literally all of the costumes look like shit. The seller is also a commissioner who came under fire a few months ago for blackmailing a dissatisfied customer

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>>8793270
>>8793272
>>8793278

>>8793331
>blackmailing a dissatisfied customer
I need to know about this delicious drama.

>>8792652
Klasky csupo?

>>8793270
those look actually disgusting.

>>8793263
>some minor flaws

>>8793425
I was just trying to be sound like a bitch

>>8793555
Not to sound* sorry phone sucks

>>8792666
I'm a bit confused. What app is this? Like a trading fashion items one? And is that a man?

>>8793270
the cinnamon sticks

>>8793644
FUCK WRONG BOARD KILL ME

>>8793658
>board

You should probably lurk more.

>>8793166
>>8793584
It's Poshmark. I have some gems from Yerdle as well.

I like to browse ebay for used cosplays when bored and found a couple gems today

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Anime-Manga-Cosplay-Wings-Magenta-2-/291651882150?hash=item43e7ce8ca6:g:YOUAAOSwnH1WW3A0

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Disney-Bound-Frozen-Inspired-Anna-Adult-Cosplay-Costume-Halloween-Skirt-Top-XS-S-/181565689716?hash=item2a46288f74:g:eGsAAOSwEppURs6s

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Pink-Cosplay-Wig-Yarn-Black-Bow-Flawed-Anime-Girl-/311512814755?hash=item48879c54a3:g:C-kAAOSwAKxWVSCj


While this is sort of awesome I can't imagine there's a market for this

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Cabaret-Club-Heaven-Backdrop-Yakitate-Japan-Bedsheet-Anime-cosplay-/172040967313?hash=item280e70d491:g:gucAAOSw9N1VkgMG

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>>8794872
>Frozen inspired costume
>Literally store bought clothes

>>8794879
Frozen in the wild west and ready for square dancing.

>>8794894
Now anon, I would be lying if I said the first thing I thought when I saw that wasn't "link please"

>>8792649
>>8790791

>28 reviews
>28 people have purchased these

The fuck am I doing with my life

>>8794972
Those reviews are only for the store, anon, not that specific item.

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"
Alright this is klepto bacon. This thing has had over 60 hours and love put into its creation. This boar killer is made very strong this thing was made to withstand drunk people grabbing at it. Im 6ft and average weight it should fit most people. I made it for Halloween costume contests. this thing is unlike any mask you'll find at Halloween express or any other store its movie quality and it will scare the shit out of people guaranteed. This mask is made of a hand bent wire to form around my head then I made the teeth out of strong epoxy clay the tusks are made out of fiberglass and bondo resin and after the shape and teeth were all finished I padded the inside very good and it will not wiggle then I sewed fabric all over the whole piece and hand painted all the details, there are 4 metal snaps on the back to keep it firmly on your head then i sewed synthetic hair extensions on it which will also cover the snaps so no one can see the seam of the mask. There is a hole in the mouth for breathing and straws if you wanna drink with it on. The teeth and tusks do glow in the dark so its great for black light party's, the tail is also included it has snaps on it to attach to the back belt loop of any jeans or pants. This mask goes past the neck and wont put out when tucked into a t-shirt. The price is high because it took a lot of time to make very high quality and wont break under normal conditions like most latex and foam masks, this mask will also win contests with money prizes this is a one of a kind and you wont find a great piece like this anywhere. I know this is a lot to read and if I missed anything you want to know please ask I also have pictures of it being made if you want to see them. thanks for looking."

>>8794990
>movie quality
Yeah sure, if the movie is a Lion King live action attempt by a 6 year old and their first craft.

>>8793270
I can see where they were going but, oh wow. There is no amount of photoshop and filters that can fix this mess. It honestly looks like somebody went for a stroll around a cow pasture after a storm and decided to sell their shoes without washing them.
And is that a real chocolate on the toe?

>>8793658
Don't worry anon, it's terrible enough to fit in.
>>8794826
What the shit even is this? Because these are not gloves. There isn't a hole for the thumb and this looks way too small to fit on someone's hand for any length of time without being horrifically uncomfortable.

>>8794990
yep that'll scare the shit out people

>>8794990
So someone made a paper mache mask and glued on a pleather snout and a wig. This is a really ambitious school project for a child, not magic.

>>8794945
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Nicolas-Cage-Pillow-Case-Cove-20x30-inch-One-Side-Z027-/181977528266

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I can't even tell how to wear this.

>>8795102
>Upcycled from a thrifted bedsheet
>$69

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Is anyone in need of a stained nightgown?

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Exactly what kind of women are these skinny jeans made for. And that huge crotch gap in the jeans....

>>8795270
A doll probably

>>8795130
This is from an app called Yerdle. It's not real money being exchanged. The 69 is how much I have in my account. But yeah. I included that lovely tidbit because wtf.

>>8795270
looks like it's for people with the BMI/BF% of an anorexic. That's the only way I can explain this.

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>>8795270

>>8795233
How is that even remotely lolita?

>>8795270
Not going to lie, I actually saw a Taobao leggings model last night with legs and a thigh gap that would fit this. I was so creeped out by how tiny her legs were that I had to exit the shop page before I even looked at prices.

>>8795270
Idk this looks like its meant for doll/bjd shit... thatd be amazing if it was meant for real people though

>>8794894
I need it

>>8793365
>paid $412 to do 2 wigs
>passes deadline
>customer gets after 2 months of trying to cancel
>shit bangs on one but salvageable
>other is butchered, visible hot glue all over the wig
>offers $35 as refund
>customer says they will write a bad review
>offers $260 on condition that they do not write bad review
>customer takes money but leaves bad review anyway kek

Direct quote from the commissioner to customer:
"But if I were to send you a refund for the two wigs you can not leave review on any of the transactions as that's not proper and a breach of contract"

Commissioner tried to defend themselves on the bad review post but got called out by everyone because there were screenshots corroborating the customer's story. Since commissioner is somewhat near my area, I remembered seeing posts from mutual friends about how the commissioner was an amazing costumer, a great friend and definitely not a scammer kek

>>8796307
Wow, paying that much for two wigs? They were definitely owed back more than that if the wigs were utter shit.

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>>8795270
jeans for a doll chaeteau? I own bjds (msds) and they wouldn't even fit them.

If it was for a bjd. DCs are the only ones that I can think it would fit; pic related of the doll

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>>8796307
Chaos fox does nothing but produce poor quality anything. Not surprised the girl got those horrible wigs

>>8794945
here's a BIN

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Nicolas-Cage-Digital-Printed-Pillow-Case-Cove-20x30-inch-One-Side/171782692902?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20131003132420%26meid%3D5c0775ac20ab443890878105ebbbe646%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D181977528266

>>8796331
thats far too detailed for doll scale

>>8795270
When you have anorexic tier legs though they really are that bony and the crotch space really is that big. That's what happens when your upper thighs lack any fat, or muscle, and are one meal's starvation away from cardiac arrest.

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>>8796313
>>8796339
Boggles my mind that she's still a commissioner. Even the good reviews say that she doesn't make the commissions in time. Any pics I'm seen of her work are garbage. Not to mention she completely overcharges when her work is novice-tier at best.

>>8796331
>vulva is as big as the ribcage
>clearly no body fat intended yet magical boobies somehow are there
>that giraffe neck
>hands as big as the feet
>arms almost as long as the legs
Comical. Is this shopped?

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>>8796391
r u being srs rn? r u autistic? can u not tell dolls from ril ppl?

>>8795270
This makes me think about that line from mean girls "I can't help it if I've got a wide set vagina"

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>>8796386
Sad thing is she's been doing this for years and has showed no signs of any improvement.

>>8796417
I'm guessing that bun was prebought because it doesn't match the skill level of the rest of the wig.

>>8796391
i know you're trying to sound intellectual and shit but doll chateau's 'thing' is alien proportions and creepy-pretty stylization. they even named the brand in the post. it would've taken you like, 2 minutes tops to google them.

>>8797158
The "comical" part is fine. The shopped comment is what people are reacting to because we know it's a ridiculously proportioned doll.

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>>8795270
>>8795466

>>8795994
Maybe they caught on to the pegnoir trend a while ago and assumed sleepwear was lolita.

>>8790791
>>8790807
I-I think he's kind of cute.....wtf is wrong with me!!!

>>8796391
It's a beautiful doll and obviously not an accurate representation of human anatomy.

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>>8797310
Honey, you need to get laid.

>>8797310
He's cute in a "I would let you molest me on a train kind of way" but as the other anon said, you really need to get laid.

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>>8797350
You'd let -that- molest you?
I don't think I have an image sad enough to express how pathetic you sound. Not trying to bully you anon, but I don't think either cock or Jesus could save you.

>>8797361
His gross weeb look is right up there with old man and aggressive soccer mom. I don't think he's cute cute but for molesting? Hell yeah.

>>8797335
>>8797350
idk guys, I think he's cute but not in a molesting kind of way (I didn't even know there was a molesting kind of way)

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>>8797398

>>8797310
Get some standards desu

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>>8797404
>please kill me

Is selling things on Etsy a viable way to make money? Or is it just something plebs try to do?

>>8797473
I mean, if you're not shit at making unique things and are okay with catering to a specific audience, yeah, you can actually make money.

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>>8796339
>>8796386
This could be yours for the low price of $78!

>>8797404
She looks so thrilled to be modeling that.

>>8797473
It is if you're an AliExpress/Taobao dropship store.

That chick who resold 50c Dinosaur earrings for $30 a pair made fucking bank after some 'geek' blog shilled her.

>>8796307
Got a link to the drama? I went looking but only came up with a totally different failed commission where OP got berated because I guess if you receive a refund it's in bad taste to warn others about your experience? lmao

http://www.cosplay.com/showthread.php?t=355265

>>8797310
You probably have low self-esteem.

>>8797562
Even worse is trying to play off genuine amazement as sarcasm. Obviously they didn't understand the doll was posted in a reference to ridiculous jeans and thought instead it was something they were supposed to rip on. When informed 'hey you don't need to rip on that we all know it's not anatomically correct, that's the point' they got super defensive. Rather than admit a mistake it's certainly better to argue non-stop for the sake of your ego.

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>>8797682
I hate it when people are given a deadline that is over two months out, then say "oh, things came up" when they can't make the deadline. They were obviously fucking around and when tried to rush it last second. We all understand that shit happens and if something comes up that prevents you from finishing a product that was paid for, you let that customer know asap, not the day before it's needed.

The sole girl defending her in this thread has to be a friend. There is no excuse for that level of incompetence. I'm still trying to figure out how you fuck up and miss a second deadline.

>>8796417
From the thumbnail I thought it was some kind of disabled animal

>>8797763
Ayase Shin is her friend I believe. She's also a scammer herself. Scammers stick together.

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Classic??? Oh darling, who sold you these the first time?

>>8798056
maybe she's using "classic" to mean "old school" like btssb does?

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>>8798056
I remember when scallop hemmed shoes were everywhere. Miss those times.

>>8795270
I've seen these freaky ass things in a taobao thread before. Another anon pointed out that the jeans actually seem to be folded to deliberately make the legs look so tiny.

No idea how anyone could find these deformed proportions sexy but...there you go.

>>8797473
If you are good at:

>making things
>making said things fast and inexpensively
>pricing competitively
>taking attractive sales photos
>marketing your store via blogs and reviews

>>8790791
He looks like he's about to raise the price of aids medication in America.

>>8798854
Now that you mention it, the middle one is clearest on that. You can see the inner seam folding in.

Mystery fuckin solved

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>>8799133

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Wut?

>>8802170
I.. kinda like it. Not for $120 though.

>>8802170
>>8802206
It looks very h.Naoto to me

>>8802170
This looks like something an obese wanna be idol would wear while lipsynching and dancing to that vocaloid vegetable juice song. I can hear the heavy breathing through the screen.

>>8790791
That guy is the grand son of Valentin Trujillo?

>>8802170
>>8802206
But anon-chans, only 10 of them exist! And they were super special contest prizes. So obviously this crappy Bodyline wa thing is worth over $100.

>>8795466
Please anon, my sides are in orbit.

>>8802310
..super special contest prizes... from Bodyline?

>>8802211
Probably is a knock-off, they have heaps of h.Naoto knock-offs

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...are they using a cat to display their wristbands?

>>8802563
I can just feel my allergies flaring up.

>>8802563
That doesn't look like a real cat to me. Or their cat is old or sick and can't take care of themselves, its fur doesn't look good.

>>8802610
Looks more like those ratty faux fur tails young weebs and furfags buy from con dealers.

>>8802615
Or purrhaps a stuffed animal cat?

Idk if this is the right thread to post, but I'm a little pissed because it seems like someone tries to scam me.
I bought my dream dress a few days ago on LM from a reputable seller, so I thought it was fine. But I recognised part of her room and remembered she tried to sell or even sold this dress almost 3 years ago on egl-sales. Well, if she's trying to scam me I'll just claim my money back via paypal or so I thought. Now she said she invoiced me but instead sent this 'request money as gift' thing and now I'm really concerned. I wonder what she'll reply. She has so much good feedback, I really hope that's just a mistake.

>>8806305
Write PayPal with your concerns if it happens. If you have evidence against the girl, save it to use.

>>8806305
Adding to what the other anon said: Don't send the payment as a gift. You'll lose your buyer protection if you do.

>>8806344
>>8806346
I certainly won't pay via gift, not with the possible past sale of the JSK. It was never agreed on and I even wanted insured shipping. She read my message but hasn't replied yet..

>>8802223
...Fuck, you're right. I think there's a video like that in the cringe thread.

>>8794990
nightmare fuel store

>>8799133
Fucking savage.

>>8806305
If you have her paypal go through getoffegl or cgl and see if she's a scammer. She could have bought the dress again, but the fact that she's got a lot of feedback and wants you to send the money as a gift is just... wrong.

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Would you pay 120 for a single semi-styled wig of questionable quality?

>>8810714

Only thing not styled is the bangs. I would ask for more pictures but yeah - it'd cost probably more for me to make it depending on which wig store I buy from. Especially if that's with shipping included.

>>8810714
Yep. That's completely fair for how much work a stubbed wig with foamcore buns is. I've done stubbed wigs with foamcore buns before and I'd gladly pay $120 in order to not have to fucking do it again. The stubbing was done cleanly, the buns look well constructed, and the bangs have a very natural and nice center part as opposed to the jarring overstyled separation that most Sailor Moon cosplayers have. Nothing about this is WTF.

>>8810755
>>8810737

I stand corrected. If you were to make it yourself, how much would you value it at?

>>8797417
Moldy-kei

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>>8810771
$120 is a pretty fair price anon. Stop being cheap, and definitely stop baiting fellow seagulls to justify your cheapness. Try stubbing a wig and doing foamcore buns and parted bangs yourself sometime. It's a complicated process that's hard to get right, and people should be compensated justly for their time. This wig alone, the materials would be at least $75, probably more. It takes hours to do a neat job of both stubbing and making buns, too. Pic related, here's what a similar wig done too quickly and with not enough care looks like.

>>8810465
I ask for gift payments if my buyer has very low or neg feedback

>>8793163
haha no but i went back and did.

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What is this this shit and why does she act as if it's a masterpiece she worked hard for?

"I created the look-at-me Fabulous Felt Cute Cookies Necklace by first cutting out the pieces for the fruit-filled, heart-shaped, striped, and chocolate chip cookies from colored felt and attaching them to a scallop-edged dark blue felt background. Then I added five colorful rhinestone slider beads and a row of pink and purple heart beads in the center. Next I backed the center of the felt with light-weight cardboard for structure and support. Then I strung lime green, purple, and coral acrylic beads, yellow faceted acrylic beads, red and turquoise acrylic oval beads, and lilac acrylic disc beads along silver-tone wire, anchoring the embellished bib by feeding the wire between it and a blank piece of felt before stringing the rest of the beads. Finally, I backed the bib with a second piece of felt. Everything is secured with permanent adhesive glue. "

>>8811139
It's like something a child would make for mothers day..

>>8811139
That description had me dead.

Nobody cares about your process when the end result is kindergarden level psychedelic throw up.

>>8810714
The thing that gets me is the male wig head.

>>8811139
All I can imagine is a blue-rinsed grandma in cat-eye glasses wearing this to bingo night because her grandkids made it and it matches her satin jacket.
$25 and a blog post are not things I would associate with this badly-cut monstrosity.

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>>8811139
>this woman has close to 300 sales and over 150 positive reviews for nasty chunky kindergarten crafts
>too many to be a joke
>mfw I have an Etsy and it's nowhere near as successful as this shit

>>8811872
Kind of cringey but actually not that bad.

>>8811872
The first commenter posted in a wig sales group looking for a Boku no Pico wig, gross.

>>8811872
Oh, I kinda wanted the Doge salopette. Not sure if the taobao shop is still selling them though...

>>8811918
I own the jsk and honestly, it isn't worth the price when you think about quality.

But it's really fun to wear and I like doge.

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>>8811872
>not knowing about the Doge lolita line

That shit was huge here, anon.

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Resin human teeth so rori

>>8812084
Silly anon, the glitter makes it automatically kawaii and the elegant chain makes it lolita and vintage.

>>8812084
is that a fucking retainer. it looks exactly like the one i used to have, with added glitter and a chain

shit maybe if i can find that thing i too can make a quick twenty bucks

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http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/New-Anime-Pretty-Soldier-Sailor-Moon-Mizuno-Ami-Sailor-Mercury-Cosplay-Costume-female-halloween-party-Any/716276_714842576.html
this shit

>>8812090
Of course it does. I feel like a baka now. it's late for me

>>8811872
>>8812053
and now the "so quirky lel" fad has passed and you're realizing how idiotic you all were.

>>8811139
It looks like jewelry made for a four year old. Maybe there's a market for that.

>>8811139
That's it. I'm gonna use up all my old craft supplies that's laying around and sell that shit on etsy.

>>8811869
To be fair, if you look at the reviews to see what products were actually purchased, almost everyone bought her cute stickers.

>>8811139
this is oddly motivating. If this shit can sell so can mine!

>>8812084
Is that an invisalign with glitter in it?

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>>8812130
I see your poor Mercury and raise you one Uranus.

>>8812252
Not really. I still want one to wear casually.

>>8812440
omg i hate shiny fabrics. it looks so cheap

>>8812844
The skirt looks like crushed velvet to me, which is still just as bad for this. I don't even know how shiny fabrics became the goto material for the sailor fukus. Never in the anime do they look shiny to me.

>>8812900
looks like smashed satin to me anon

>>8812440
>>8812130
Your posts reminded me of something. A friend of mine ordered a Sailor Saturn from ebay and got a magenta/brown costume made out of shitty satin.

I didn't have the chance to take any pictures of it, but it was way worse than what you've posted.

>>8811872
>$
>Ireland
Um.

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>dysphoric
>no feedback

Kekkity kek

>>8813417
Are you new to sales comms? Plenty of non-American/Canadian/Aussie sellers (and other countries with a non-dollar currency) list their prices in USD.

>>8813432
>buys the most girly fashion on the planet
>oops gender dysphoria
Every single time, tumblr.

>>8813432
I gotta say, it must really suck to actually have gender dysphoria and have idiots like this running around making you look like an attention seeking spaz.

>>8813578
They might have been overcompensating in their denial. It happens.

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If dude washed his hair and didn't dress like an idiot, he would look like young Orson Welles. Shameful.

>>8797643
Yeah I'm pretty sure the stores with 'good' products are mostly people reselling cheap Chinese props. Bought Loke's celestial key from an Etsy store, stumbled onto 3 or 4 Aliexpress listing with extremely similar images. Shame I didn't realize the chance to make profit sooner. Ah well

>>8813594 >>8813581

But you can be a brolita, that's what pisses me off. Gender stereotypes are fucking stupid, I like dresses but it's not part of my identity, it's just what I find aesthetically pleasing

>>8813807
Sweet Jesus

>that satin
>the design
>fucking 179$
Why

>>8813640
I like dresses and lacy/frilly things but I don't want to go from a decent man to a very ugly woman.

>>8813858
but the person who is selling the dress is a girl who now has ~dysphoria~ so she's not going to be a man, she's likely going from ugly tumblrtard girl to ugly tumblrtard fakeboi with fierce eyebrows.

>>8813853
Middle aged men have a lot of money to drop

>>8813432
So many genders; how does one keep up?

So I just spent way to much money getting a dream item shipped to me. It was a really good deal on the item but had I known what seller had been like I wouldn't have bought it. Agureing over this with her would have been way more trouble than it was worth. But I'm still annoyed. Is it a jerk move to note in the lm feedback the seller charges pp fee and over charges shipping?

>>8814361
How did she overcharge shipping? Did she charge you more than the shipping actually did cost her? If yes, that's a dick move and that justifies a neutral feedback. If no, the shipping just turned out to be more expensive than you thought. It sucks, but it's not really a reason to leave bad feedback. Most sellers charge paypal fees, so I'm not sure if bad feedback can be left for that either...

I'm always asking questions about shipping before purchasing the item to avoid situations like these.

>>8814361
Yes. People need to know what they're getting into.

>>8813640
I get ya, but frilly dresses are obviously super feminine and wearing then people automatically assume you're a feminine person, including the guys. Even understanding that, sometimes its hard to separate the dress and what it represents when I see a Brolita.

>>8813913
kek

>>8814390
It cost more to ship me a skirt than a priority flat rate box. I asked for first class. She had price listed at "none".
I would have liked to know I was paying shipping before I bought the listing. She tried to charge me $26 shipping and I refused to pay it.
I am not going to leave bad feedback, rather just mention it in the feedback. Charging pp fees is against PP terms of service- so I don't know if it justifies bad-feed back, but I like to avoid sellers who charge fees.

>>8814418
not mentioning theyre going to add paypal fees should justify bad feedback
if i was in that situation i would refuse to buy the item

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Kek

>>8814418
You're a shitty buyer for purchasing a listing without knowing the shipping cost and then refusing to pay.

>>8814418
actually wait until you get the package and the package should show how much she spent to ship it

>>8814418
You know you're supposed to ask about shipping costs before you purchase items, right? Them charging PP fees without stating (or just including them in the listing price like most people do) is shitty, but backing out because you don't like the shipping price is even shittier, imo.
I hate dealing with people on LM who buy shit from me and then complain that shipping is too expensive when I even state in my TOS that int. shipping /is/ expensive, so please ask first.

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>>8814552
That doesn't look like Bodyline's unicorn dress.. or do they have two?

>>8814626
I agree with you 100%
If it had been international I would have been fine with it. What annoyed me was she had listed shipping as "none" and then wanted to charge me $26 to ship a skirt within the US. I asked her to recalcitrant shipping and got a lower price- still much higher than what it normally costs to ship a skirt in the US. I'll be curious to see how much it actually cost for it to be shipped.
But from now on I'll make to double check shipping is in fact included.

>>8814390
Charging Paypal fees is against Paypal's TOS, so if it's not mentioned then yeah leave bad feedback.

>>8793278
It looks like a festive shitstorm

>>8814651

I could be wrong, but I thought it was more expensive to ship from certain states in the US?

>>8811855
Female wig heads are often undersized, especially if you actually have a decent amount of hair already. So for certain styles its easier to have the larger male wig head so you don't style it too tight.

>>8814637
Its Red Queen's Black Legion (RQ-BL), not Bodyline. I'd personally say its a notch below Bodyline in style/quality. Some of it looks ok, but a lot looks way too short or way too cheap. This is one of the better items.

>>8815241
USPS offers boxes that ship at a flat rate within the 48 main states (not sure if this includes Hawaii and Alaska). The largest/most expensive box is around $20 and I was able to fold up a winter coat with a bit of room to spare in that box so anon's seller should've had no problem shipping a skirt.

>>8815241
USPS is flat rate in the 48 states.

>>8790867
>>8790791
Looks like it is one fabulous man's jizz.

>>8815241
For some options it is (example: I can ship a jsk priority to Michigan for 5.95 but it's 10 to Arizona, and flat rate is way over that) , but for heavier things, flat rate is better

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>This makes a perfect gift for everyone suffering from uterine related conditions such as cancers, hysterectomy , endometriosis, fertility problem, etc

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Is this a thing? Do people do this?

>>8816140
This is probably a thing. If you are a girl who has to take it at times where you are in school or at work, having a cozy instead of taking your whole purse or being too embarrassed to try and sneak it into your pocket from where you store it, is probably why a cozy even exists for these.

What makes me cringe more is the fact that anyone would be embarrassed about taking the pills in public anyways because its a normal thing for a lot of women and many times isn't even about being safe since it helps girls with sever cramping and even acne.

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>It comes in a xs to a 3X its a salior moon llama original.

>>8816146
People love starting indignant political debates for no reason though.

>>8816149
>llama llama llama llama

We got it the first time.

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>>8796391
>>8796397
>>8797158
>>8797166
>>8797206
>>8797562
>>8797745
>>8798062
>>8798077
>>8798087
>>8798102

>>8816146
I would personally be very uncomfortable taking BC in public since I feel that my sexual life, and everything related to that (including the fact that I HAVE a sex life) is super private and not something I wish to share with others than my boyfriend and my doctor.

Then again, I have an IUD, so problem solved

>>8816210
Taking BC doesnt say anything about your sex life. A lot of people take it for reasons like acne or period pains. You really need to work on your personal issues as it is very weird to be so uncomfortable about the choices you make.

>>8814309
you don't. you just look straight ahead and ignore the tumblr-tards and their fake genders.

>>8816255

>>8816210 here. I personally feel very uncomfortable when anybody other than my boyfriend sees me as a person with a sex life and a sexuality, and I feel that people would do that if they saw me taking BC.

It is not that i fear that everybody would be insta-attracted to me, it is just that I don't want people to think something among the lines of ''Oh, she's a person who has sex, and she's taking BC because of that.''

It is not rational at all, I know that, but it is related to my social anxiety. I've considered taking it up with my therapist, but I just feel that it would be a horribly awkward subject to discuss.

>>8816255
Off topic, but whatever. I'm on the Depo shot, basically a shot of hormones in your ass once every three months, and I haven't had a period in two years now. It's the fucking best, and then you don't have to worry about taking a pill everyday.
>>8816263
So there you go, now you don't have to worry about a stigma because nobody will see you taking your super duper controversial no baby pill. Even if you don't have insurance I think a dose is only like $60.

>>8816326
If you don't react well to depo you're in hell until it wears off though. To anyone thinking about it, ask relatives if they had good experiences with it to see how it'll possibly affect you.

>>8816131
This one's not bad.
>>8816149
This one though... holy shit. How delusional do you have to be to make that and expect it to sell?

>>8792591
i dont even go here but you cant even see the.. dress??? its a black and white dress on black and white sheets, yikes!

>>8814651
$26 is a lot for shipping a skirt. You could easily send a 5lb item for that price. Medium flat rate boxes and envelopes cost $13 and those will hold the skirt with room for padding. Call her out for overcharging and for chargimg shipping when the listing said "none".

>>8816210
I'm stuck on BC due to having PCOS, not because I'm sexually active. Lots of girls take it to regulate their periods and acne as well.

>>8816197
I'm the anon that posted the doll. It was a guess on what those jeans could fit. I would have never thought it would be a thread fight over critism.

To be honest I don't like Doll chaeteaus. I think they are creepy and alien/skeletal. They can look pretty as an art doll that is non-human. However there not my cup of tea for other styles. I like mine to have some form of human anatomy (not down to the T) but along the lines of anime-ish

>>8818964
I mean they were honest about the damage at least?

>>8818964
How did it get damaged so badlu? I thought MILK bags were good quality.

>>8816134
that is so insensitive. 'Hey you have cancer and have to have part of your body removed, so I got you this to remember it with'

>>8818988
It's a replica.

>>8816140
I like it (with another design). The sheets can get damaged in your bag and I'm such a fucktard that I always lose my pills in my grey colored bag. So a recognizable pill case would be a good idea.

>>8813853
Sissies. That's why

>>8819057
naw. I own one and they get damaged really easily. the points at the bottom are really hard to maintain since they fold in if you rest it on a flat surface upright. The sides wrinkled really easily but mine still isn't as bad as hers.

>>8812084
I have invisalign and it looks like that. Which makes me wonder if this person is using their old invisalign aligners to make these, which is pretty gross considering you wear each one almost constantly (only removing to sat and brush teeth) for two weeks at a time

>>8813807
i really like the design but satin looks cheap af....

>>8821231
Are you a sissy then?

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same person scalping bodyline -_-

>>8823029
Given how much they have in their shop, it's a wonder they haven't given up since nothing seems to sell.

>>8823106
>>8823029
I feel bad for newbies who actually buy her shit
The low waist one is generally available on lace market for $200-$300 anyway, but even with the accessories it's not that much of a deal

>>8821169
Oh god, this makes me wonder if some old creep will buy them because they've been in a cute girl's mouth, which is disturbing...

>>8823029
That's a good price for all three plus tights, not so much for the separate pieces. Maybe if she did something radical, like lower the price, they'd actually sell.

>>8824168
...the listing is for only one dress, she' just showing that three colors are available.

>>8795466
The longer I look at this the funnier it gets.

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>huge ass stain front and center
>split seam
>missing button
>claims only mild damage

I feel that 110+shipping seems a bit much for this much damage, even if it's brand. That stain doesn't look like it'll come out...

>>8815272
I have a blouse from RQBL, and it's actually gorgeous. I bought it in a local shop, so I probably over paid, but the quality is very nice.

>>8824340
oh yuck right in the front too.

>>8824340
I like how she claims it's from her "moving"

>>8824363
If you look closely, there are other smaller stains around it.

>>8824364
Yeah, moving food into her mouth.

>>8824355
Sorry, I should have clarified I meant style wise not quality wise. They have some decent stuff, but their website reminds me a lot of earlier Bodyline lace monsters and 'sexy' lolita.

>>8813432
i just saw this one and seriously
t m fucking i much

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Am I the only one who hates seeing certain seller's skater dresses (KG, HTT) being sold on lace market?
I listed one I have but it's a skater dress with cupcakes and stuff by the same company they use (KG and HTT)
>inb4 yes this isn't lolita I know
I mean I'm relieved to see lace market is getting policed but jeez.
...still policing and everything when you don't even get a message if your item sold .

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>>8825765
also dropped pic of what i sold

>>8824340
she's a big girl too like the rip is obviously from squeezing into it, that's probably why the button flew off. That shit is worth like $60 now and I bet that stain is worse in person and the other seams are about to burst too.

>>8825765
I don't know if it's the morning drowsiness confusing me but I'm not following. You hate seeing those dresses on LM but you sold one yourself?

>>8825825
>big girl

She's fucking massive, anon. How can people seriously not realize when they won't for into an article of clothing?

It's baffling.

>>8825772
Yours is far worse

>>8825765
You seem like a dumbass.

>>8825765
>>8825772
>Am I the only one who hates it when the rules that don't apply to me also don't apply to other people?

>>8816149
that signature tho, kek

>>8826216
I wanted to see if mine would get flagged because all the kawaiigoods ones I've ordered have looked nothing like stock pictures and looked horrible. i got the chocolate one and it was poop green

>>8824186
Yes. That's what anon said.
>>8826236
Fatties who are a few cm from fitting into stuff tend to assume that it's going to stretch to fit. Landwhales just believe theirsize is inversely proportional to their mass and try to stuff themselves like sausages into clothing that barely fits over their elbows.

>>8827216
As someone with a large bust, sometimes shirred dresses do actually fit a bit larger than the stated measurements.

However, when something really just won't fit I know better than to force it on and damage the dress.

>>8793270
>>8793272
>>8793278
Im sure this looked/seemed much better as a concept....
In practice it looks like some kind of shit-based katamari

>>8825772
The way lolita is going the line between it and random printed skater dressers is wearing very thin

>>8816893
Unfortunately people in this world still literally think you take it because you're a slut, not that having a sex life should warrant such a label >>8816318 The paranoia is warranted at times, sadly

>>8816210

I had an IUD once. Contraction-like spasms from the get go. Had it removed in an emergency procedure 3 years ago and still have the disabling spasms at random times. I bled for 4 months straight on that shit. You lucky bitch.

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>>8794894

>>8824340
What's the seller's name who is selling this?

>>8813640
>But you can be a brolita, that's what pisses me off.
And then have people call you shit like fakeboi because you're FtM and still wearing frilly pink dresses?

>>8797404
That fucking price. What's wrong with your head if you think that you'll get it sold for that amount..

>>8827225
True, but shirring is a grey area. IW doesn't have much stretch, but something like AP might, so it's reasonable to think that you can fit in a dress if you're a couple of cm above the stated measurements even if you're not sure how much give the shirring will have.
But when you hold a dress up to yourself and see acres of gut on either side, you don't need shirring to fit into it, you need a vacuum and a crane. >>8824340 is in the latter group.

>>8793270
>>8793272
who ever made these, needs to be put in a mental institution

>>8795270
skelator girl on youtube

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I saved this pic for these occasions

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>>8830019
>$300
>300 dollars
>three hundred dollars

>>8830019
what makes me maddest about this is I love that fabric but she ruined it.

>>8830019
Her whole etsy store makes me cringe. She keeps advertising in one of the dead Los Angeles area groups and I bite my tongue every time because I don't want to be the shit stirrer in the LA area.

>>8830019
This is the same fabric my mom made her sitting room curtains from. Although she put better lace on them.

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>my friend made it
>$50
People laugh in comments
>wahhh people are bullying me

>>8831153
Is that duct tape? Tin foil? Or a new party balloon design?

>>8831153

omigod I just saw something like that on a FB sale post.

The person that commented wasn't even being rude. They just stated that metal ones were going for just a bit higher than that. Then they are all "I lowered the price so no one was rude again." It looks like shit. No one will buy it for $50. No one will buy it period. Throw that shit out.

>>8831153
That looks terrible. It's funny, but terrible. I'm sure some idiot noob would buy that for $20, but nobody would pay $50 for that sad balloon.

>>8825772
This is really cute. Especially if you put a brown belt on where the pattern looks weird and doesn't match up. Source?

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Well, considering it's a towel.

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For only $90 + shipping you too can own a collection of Disney inspired mason jars in tutus!

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>>8833289
Complete with sloppy painted details and visible hot glue splotches.

>>8833289
>charging over $15 a piece for this
What the hell...

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I don't know what I'm looking at, but I am repulsed.

>>8833249
At least make an effort, ffs. If it had interfacing or something and was for bath crayons it'd be so much better, at least there would be a reason for it to be made from a towel.
>>8833812
Fetish Grandma Kei? Even without taking the terrible fit, the bad lighting and the nasty hat into account this is disturbing. It's like a still from bad amateur porn made by bored retirees.

>>8833293
are those plastic peanut butter jars...?

>>8833289
god, $90 for this literal dog shit when you could probably make this yourself and have it look nicer for far less

>>8833872
glass mason jars.

>>8833876
The funniest thing to me is that several of those are listed individually in her store for something like $13 and change, yet this listing averages them out to approx $18 a jar. So she's charging more to bundle them when usually a customer would get a deal for purchasing multiple products at once.

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>>8833289
Also I laughed at this review. "Super cute. I'll just make my own though lol 4 stars". These are honestly 5 minute crafts, you just have to swirl some paint in a jar and hotglue accessories on.

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For the low low price of $49.99 you can have your very own lace monster!

>>8834869
There's lace monsters and then there's this abomination.

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The set didn't even sell for 100 on the Disney website. Fucking scalpers

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I found this monstrosity browsing eBay. "Angel pretty" brand for sale at £5.

>>8835069
This is the kind of thing I would buy in 2005 when I was 12

>>8835009
I want that capelet but fuck that price

>>8816134
There are legitimate plushies like that; my biology prof used to have them all over his room, and students leaving would always buy him new ones as gifts. If I'm not wrong, they're Giant Microbes? http://www.giantmicrobes.com/

They're cute gag gifts anyway. "Hey, happy birthday, dude. I see you've been working on your toy collection. Lemme give you chlamydia."

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>>8834869
>work shirt
>WORK SHIRT

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On the worldwide lolita sales group

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>>8835301

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This girl wants $600 for some craft foam and latex that, frankly, looks sloppy as fuck.

>>8833812
ngl i'd wear that on a shirt

>>8835069
Oh god. That reminds me of the store in Camden Town that has the same name. Even sells horrible quality clothes too.

>>8834280
Every single thing in her store makes me think of middle-aged mums who worship Eat, Pray, Love and write long, rambling blog posts filled with bullshit quotations about the preciousness of childhood memories before each handmade painted jar tutorial.
I honestly can't work out if she genuinely believes her products are worth this amount or if she's a very successful troll.

>>8834869
Wow.
>>8835069
Is Angel Pretty a wannabe AP knockoff brand? Every time I look up AP on ebay I get flooded with their stuff. Most of it is relatively normalfag but then there's this shit. It makes me wonder if they're trying to cater to two vastly different groups and can't be bothered to rebrand.

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That's not lolita