>Be tennis coach >get hired for a private party as a multisport

>>1093873
play soccer and give him the complementary blowjob

or you can do it the other way around if you prefer

>>1093873
got a real job

what did you do, OP?

>>1093873
Who's paying the bill? I would do whatever that person wants to do.

take the kid aside and explain all his friends want to play soccer and they'll be disappointed if you play basketball

Do what the person that hired you wants.

>>1093965
>>1093968

>>1093890
Haha Owned OP

Do what the kid says. Throw in a few lies for effect. Go up to the field where they'd be playing soccer and make excuses like "one kid I coach ruined his career because of a divet like this" "doctors are figuring out that basketball is the safest sport ever" idk they're fucking stupid kids how was this hard?

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In the same boat OP. I'm a nutritionist (inb4 get a real job, I do this for kicks on the side) and every 4th girl I get quits my program a week in. That's why I charge monthly. It literally pays not to care about those who don't respect your profession.

>>1093873

Setup a 3-on-3 basketball game along with a 10 a side soccer match. You make up the odd number in one of the sports. Rotate people through as the get bored. Also would help if you gave the kids ages.

Do your job.

>>1094719
>tfw just quit job at Publix to pursue self employment.

such a good company to get cucked by..