Any optimization success stories?
>Decide to analyze what I do and strategise a bit
>Now only actually work 2 hours a day
>Spend the rest sitting at desk reading or listening to audiobooks.
>Basically get paid for what I do at home
>Department top performer
I've optimised my time but not quite in the same way.
>also be wageslave
>get my work done in 3.5 hours
>spend the next 6 hours dicking around on Trump news and alt right blogs
>making 75k doing this
>working for police so I hear hilarious stories of degenerates and niggers getting their shit pushed in
>set my own hours so I can study on the side
>Be lowlevel wagecuck
>Live in moms basement
>Laughing stock of friends and coworkers
>Desire to surpass them all.
>Put aside 1k every month in savings
>Spend 70% of free time trying to get rich
>Invest in stocks
>Invest in shillcoins
>Mfw i made 600 bucks in 2 days time on my investments.
>Mfw i will get rich behind their backs.
I feel like i can make it bruhs.
>wageslave (but I love the job and product)
>basically automate literally everything I can in any way I can
>work maybe one day a week automating something I hate doing
>spend the rest shitposting on Taiwanese textiles boards
85% on my last performance review.
>small cheap company that hires bsc's instead of phd's
>cso who doesn't want to deal with micromanaging experiments
>"just try everything" as best advice
>long meetings that should be brief email exchanges
>optimize products by just having a good guess at what is required instead of randomly making a bunch of conditions that couldn't possibly make a big difference
>adjust as needed
>produce 1/10th of the ready to use materials for my tests that coworkers use
>don't bother with stupid ideas that defeat the point of my projects
>work 15-25 hours and stick around another 10 hours on my phone
>listening to podcasts all day
>finish projects faster than anyone
>write detailed observations in my lab notebook rather than fucking useless recipes and lists
>probably could do even better if I knew any chemistry or analytics
>9-5 logistics office wageslave
>finish most of my work just before 1p
>pasting progress from my original finished word docs to a blank one every 20 mins or so, so supervisors think I'm productive when checking on me
>mostly fucking around on agario and tagpro
>shitposting on here
>listen to music in my car at lunch
>solo mine litecoins on the office's 47 workstations
>spammed the main printer couple times with 999 print jobs so "that guy" who hates me for no apparent reason can't meet his deadline
>gets a warning first 3 times and gets outsed after the fourth
>mfw pulling all this off