Hi /biz/, since most of you have made decent profits with ethereum I would like to talk with you about a matter. Vitalik Buterin. As we all know he is huffing extensive aether and lost a lot of weight, people estimate that he weights some where around 50 kg (121 pounds for the american plebs). My proposal is to start a /biz/ crowdfunding in order to raise enough money to buy Vitalik some mcdonalds, potatoes, chicken breasts, milk and other kind of foods that will rehabilitate him and make him not look like a creepy version of a siberian slender man. Part of the crowdfunding funds will be used to get him off aether and fight his addiction for it.
I will support your crowdfunding attempt.
This is very important and I am very concerned for young Vitalik. This man is simply too young to die from his crippling drug addiction and sequential extreme-malnutrition.
Our first priority should be to force feed him chicken, mashed potatoes, milk and rice in order for him to gain healthy weight. Then we will get him of aether so he rehabilitate from his addiction, light electro shocks should do the matter.
It might be a little hard for his stomach to stretch to accommodate that much food though.
I propose we buy weightgainer and make shakes of 2,000 calories each that will be easier for him to absorb and digest in the beginning.
If you guys turn him into one of the Bitcoin Core / Blockstream douchebags, I will find you.
Being this underweight is just as bad if not worse than being fat.
Why do you think that there is two extremes anyway? You can be at a healthy weight with a healthy amount of bodyfat/muscle instead of either being obese or depriving your body of nutrients.
>FAT CUNT DETECTED
based vitalik gonna rape u
>based vitalik gonna rape u
Yeah yeah. Very intimidating.
Lmao can his puny arms even repel a rapist?
Do you guys think he is just a scammer looking to unload this shit and go off with Ferrari and whores? Ins't this whole thing just a facade to win hearts of neckbeard idiots everywhere?
If he looks like a vulnerable beta, people will trust him more.
>If he looks like a vulnerable beta, people will trust him more.
Betas are the most passive aggressive people in the world.
Vitalik knows how terrible he looks, how poorly he stutters when talking and how no one actually respects him. He feels all of these things and he pours them out in anger against the world.
In the given situation his anger is directed at scamming people via a "pump and dump" he has called "The Ethereum Project".
I think you're the insecure one actually. Sitting behind your computer screen getting poorer by the second and fatter and more frustrated by the second.
>WHY WONT THE PRICE CRASH
You frown angrily slapping the cat away from your plate of spaghetti before typing out your next post....
>Implying I'm not making $100k/yr daytrading and playing poker in my underwear
Go suck Vitalik's dick, maybe he'll give you some of his pump and dump money for it.
>You frown angrily slapping the cat away from your plate of spaghetti before typing out your next post....
What the fuck? Is that some kind of translated Italian phrase or something?