Hi /biz/, since most of you have made decent profits with ethereum

>>1089516
I will support your crowdfunding attempt.

This is very important and I am very concerned for young Vitalik. This man is simply too young to die from his crippling drug addiction and sequential extreme-malnutrition.

>>1089520
Our first priority should be to force feed him chicken, mashed potatoes, milk and rice in order for him to gain healthy weight. Then we will get him of aether so he rehabilitate from his addiction, light electro shocks should do the matter.

>>1089535
It might be a little hard for his stomach to stretch to accommodate that much food though.

I propose we buy weightgainer and make shakes of 2,000 calories each that will be easier for him to absorb and digest in the beginning.

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If you guys turn him into one of the Bitcoin Core / Blockstream douchebags, I will find you.

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>ITT Fatty fat fats

>>1089579
Being this underweight is just as bad if not worse than being fat.

Why do you think that there is two extremes anyway? You can be at a healthy weight with a healthy amount of bodyfat/muscle instead of either being obese or depriving your body of nutrients.

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>>1089583
>FAT CUNT DETECTED

based vitalik gonna rape u

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>>1089585
>based vitalik gonna rape u

Yeah yeah. Very intimidating.

Lmao can his puny arms even repel a rapist?

Do you guys think he is just a scammer looking to unload this shit and go off with Ferrari and whores? Ins't this whole thing just a facade to win hearts of neckbeard idiots everywhere?

If he looks like a vulnerable beta, people will trust him more.

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>>1089597
This is you

>>1089604
>If he looks like a vulnerable beta, people will trust him more.

Betas are the most passive aggressive people in the world.

Vitalik knows how terrible he looks, how poorly he stutters when talking and how no one actually respects him. He feels all of these things and he pours them out in anger against the world.

In the given situation his anger is directed at scamming people via a "pump and dump" he has called "The Ethereum Project".

Can somebody link me the ether shilling irc

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>>1089625
I think you're the insecure one actually. Sitting behind your computer screen getting poorer by the second and fatter and more frustrated by the second.

>WHY WONT THE PRICE CRASH

You frown angrily slapping the cat away from your plate of spaghetti before typing out your next post....

Vitalik is a genius, I've got utmost respect for him.
- Alpha male

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>>1089634
>Implying I'm not making $100k/yr daytrading and playing poker in my underwear

Go suck Vitalik's dick, maybe he'll give you some of his pump and dump money for it.

>>1089684
>poker

Human trash detected

>>1089690
>Ethereum """investor""""

Gullible idiot detected

>>1089634

>You frown angrily slapping the cat away from your plate of spaghetti before typing out your next post....

What the fuck? Is that some kind of translated Italian phrase or something?

>>1089694
Never called myself an investor.

Also, stay mad no coiner pleb.

What if Vitalik dies?

>>1090364
ETH dump

Value goes to 0.

i think this is getting out of hand. People need to calm down and stop buying so much ether.

>>1090389
You are just upset you still did not get your Tier 3 confirmation kek and can't buy this goodness.