I AM NEW TO /BIZ/ WERE SHOULD I START TO LEARN?

>>1089343
buy ethereum

>>1089343
4 year undergraduate degree in statistics

>>1089343
Were = where

Buy ETH

Buy some quality knee pads and begin to perfect your dick sucking technique. Spend the money you earn from sucking dicks on ETH.

You should create a diversified portfolio that outcompetes the market.
The first trick is to research the honesty and trustworthiness of the current CEO - since he is in a very real way responsible for the wealth creation.

The second trick is to blow your entire portfolio at the end of the year on ETH.

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>>1089345
>>1089360
>>1089363
>>1089391

>ethereum

IS THIS A MEME?

I WAS LISTENING TO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DprzXevZ7U0

I WAS WONDERING IF THERE ARE MORE BOOKS OR AUDIO BOOKS LIKE THIS THAT YOU RECOMMEND

>>1089360

Selling ETH at 0.013 (40 coins). Need to do this quick. .52btc

1EBXvwpCkgqSKhAYQmrkEezQFW3qpKYzZF

Email me with your ETH address.

[email protected]

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>>1089343

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>>1089456
SPELL IT OUT MAN I AM A NOOB EDUCATE ME IN THE WAYS OF THE AUTISTIC MONEY MAKER

>>1089343
There is nothing to learn. Economics is a pseudoscience. Stockmarket is pretty much gambling, except gambling is actually predictable.
>inb4 retards who don't understand chaos theory telling me that I JUST DONT GET IT
I understand more about math and statistics than you ever will and I'm telling you:that the stockmarket is not predictable..

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>>1089478
>There is nothing to learn

>>1089478
Nah, that's wrong.

Learning history about the markets and the mechanisms that move the market can help you avoid losses.

If I thought markets were gambling and was a Vanguard reddit memer, I'd be down a lot this year.

Thankfully, I've only lost ~200 on my 80K in the markets this year, and if gold goes up any more I'll be net positive. (This is after getting wrecked holding JPM btw.)

So with proper risk management, your portfolio can adapt and beat the market.

That's not to say, you're going to be right every time. Sometimes you will under-perform the market, but should have the advantage over a lame duck.

>>1089343
I would start with budgeting and personal finance

so early retirement extreme and mr money mustache (blogs , ERE is also a book but the book is just the blog rewritten more focused)

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>>1089527
>Learning history about the markets and the mechanisms that move the market can help you avoid loss

How do you learn this? I was thinking there are other ways to make bank then just stocks. I was thinking about starting a company from scratch and shit

>>1089460
You seem to have a good grasp of finance and business in general already. Just post more sassy pictures of cats.

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>>1089534
>post more sassy pictures of cats.

i am out of cats tb.h familia

i don't know shit really, but eventually some asshole on here will post some shit who knows what is up, just have to figure out what the memes are on this shitty fucking board and what is the legit information

>>1089527
>I flipped a coin 3 times
>it went HTH
>I recognized a pattern and predicted the next 3 to be THT
>I flipped the coin 3 more times and it came out TTT
>I was right 2/3 times, which means I'm very good at predicting this coinflip game. The one that was wrong was because of some randomness that I can't avoid
>another guy had bet HHH
>he lost because he sucks at pattern recognition in this coinflipping game
This is how retarded you sound..

>>1089541
My recommendation for you is to learn the language of business. Get familiar with all the basic concepts and terminologies.

Go to coursera and take a course in economics (micro, macro), finance, and accounting. If you're feeling smart, look into business analytics. These online courses are free, and I believe that they are absolutely beneficial to anybody here. I've been taking some of these courses to continue and touch up on my education.

You won't become an expert, by any means, but you'll be gain basic business literacy.

As for the memes, don't worry about them. Memes offer no value to you. Lurk moar faggot

Take everything on 4chan, especially /biz/ with a grain of salt, that includes this post

>>1089546
>2008 crash had no real life base - it was just another flip of the coin
>recent oil price drop was not correlated to any political event whatsoever
>people tune in to fed statements b/c people there watched 1000s of flips and they know what they are talking about

this is how retarded you sound...

(last one is somewhat true tho)

>>1089566
>a system depending on an infinite amount of values showing an observable correlation with a certain value at a certain time makes it predictable by looking at said value or even a finite list of values of the infinite set
lrn2math kiddo

>>1089552
>coursera

I will check it out thanks friend

>You won't become an expert, by any means, but you'll be gain basic business literacy.

Well learning anything would be better then nothing. Appreciate the information.

>>1089478
>Economics is a pseudoscience

Well, you got half of that right. The other word is social; social science.

>>1089552
>coursera and take a course in economics (micro, macro)
https://www.coursera.org/learn/principles-of-macroeconomics
is this a good one?

>>1089343
buy high sell low