Ask a man who lost 10k last night betting on greyhounds anything.

anything?

>>1079334

Anything.

what was the coolest name there

>>1079338

Coleslaw McCaw

>>1079331
has betting ever paid off for you?

>>1079331
How are you going to kill yourself?

>>1079331
What were you thinking?

>>1079331
I bet you cant go 2 weeks without making another bet, bet on me instead of those dogs. At least i dont lick my own arsehole.

>>1079354

Not to cover this loss.
>>1079358
By getting a better job.
>>1079359
I wasn't. Just kept chasing losses. Suddenly I've got 5k on a dog that's leading by 5 lengths and it just slows down 50m before the line to come second.
>>1079364
Never gambling again.

>>1079331
Should have invested in the stock market

>>1079380

I've got 40k in shares and ETF in non US markets.

>>1079379
>Suddenly I've got 5k on a dog that's leading by 5 lengths and it just slows down 50m before the line to come second.
Become a trainer, dumbass. Then you know which dog they keep from water for an entire day only to let them drink up an hour before the race. That shit isn't in the racing form. Fucking dog carrying water in his belly at 8 pounds a gallon. Happens all the time. Also, they'll trim his nails short so it hurts when he runs. Still, the dog goes balls out until the water weight and sore toe nails finally get him. Meanwhile, the owner and trainer and their mob buddies have loaded up on a dog starting the day at 6:1 and you are fucked.

I am a pro at the dogtrack.

>>1079446
This is some good advice. I've only ever bet on horses but this makes a lot of sense and I've never thought of it. Thanks for the tip anon.