Got this. How fucked am I? Going for medical doctorate.
not fucked. You could still go military and hope that buffs out your record or find a region of the country that needs someone with a doctorate more than they need a reputable doctor and then hope that time heals it.
Mil is probably your best bet, they need doctors and have pull with setting you up with a cushy job after your service. The tax credit you get for hiring a vet is pretty appealing.
Long story short i tried a quick /d/ fap in a park at midnight and a police cruiser came by. I wasnt even naked but as far as normies are concerned its serial killer tier, so if they decide to make the case public then suicde becomes my only career option. Id probably disown my family quicklike to absolve my debt tho.
Damn that was dumb. The fuck could you not take it to your backyard at least for? Or were bugs or animals or something freaky involved?
very likely but you'll never know until you call a recruiter. They have student loan repayment plans as well. Are you on a sex offenders list? Indecent conduct isn't on the armies list of disqualifying sexual crimes.
you dumb motherfucker, get the best lawyer you can afford and see if they can get that charge brought down at all.