How do I make a billion dollars in one day without doing anything

An hero and re roll

Browse 4chan 8 hours a day

>>1071975
Invent facecuck.

>>1072069
lurked all day, nothing happened

Run the fed

> short cmg
> road trip
> rub poop on soda fountain nozzles
> make billions from eColi scare

>>1072238
Holy shit, that's ingenious.

>>1072210
lurk moar

>>1071975
>Average biz post

>>1073805
this t b h

>>1071975
If anyone knew they wouldn't tell you.

Information asymmetry is valuable.

>>1071975
Wait for someone to give you a million dollars a thousand times.

Win the lottery.

>>1074177
Lot a winnery.

eat your own cum

Go to Zimbabwe you could get a billion there pretty easily

>>1071975
>don't do anything.

>>1071975
I hear ethereum is going to take off at any moment.

>>1071975
You don't.

>>1071975
Buy 100 bitcoin, wait 10,000 days.

>>1074828
From WHO? What why

>How do I make a billion dollars in one day without doing anything

Be born with an inheritance and invest in real estate.

>>1071975
>close eyes
>imagine you have billion dollar
>you now have a billion dollar in your own currency
>open eyes
>the billion dollar is on your mind
>get catscan
>scientist can see you have one billion dollar in your brain
>find a backstreet brain surgeon to remove billion dollar
>you now have billion dollar in brains

>>1071975
Become an artist and take a shit in a dumpster and sell it as modern art.

How do I turn $40000 into a billion ?

>>1075382
>How do I turn $40000 into a billion ?
suck 999 960 000 more dicks