Why does Smirnoff taste so gross? How do I pick a hard a without being a bitch? My Grandmother married a man that drank vodka straight by the glassful.
What does /biz/rael drink?
How do you avoid looking like a bitch at the bar with your coworkers? What do you drink in front of your boss and your betters and people you're trying to impress?
Am I just a bitch?
>inb4 mods are fags
everyone who's made any money knows that getting drunk and making connections is god damn EVERYTHING. muh post quality mods can fuck off cause I'll be posting this again until I get an answer I like.
>the lowest proof hard a in history
If this is a geniune response understand that it's also the best troll answer to someone who doesn't know what soju is.
Stout or rum for me. If you want an easy to drink hard, I would recommend spiced rum.
If you want to get smashed quickly, order shots of whiskey and chase them with shots of pickle juice. I promise you'll barely taste the whiskey.
> mix a fine scotch with soda
> get shot and raped by important people for the whore you are.
No OP. Do not mix scotch and soda. People will smell your vagina and know you cant handle the taste of a pure single malt.
What you should drink is scotch tho, read up a bit on the different single malts, preferably the 12 year olds (or some 21 year olds), buy a few and learn to like it by yourself. I started drinking scotch about two years ago, found it terrible in the beginning, but now i love it.
And very few things shouts out testosterone and manliness like drinking clean scotch. Ice is partially faggot, but still accepted for some reason.
well because smirnoff actually is a shit tier vodka.
If you're going to do vodka get the potato vodkas, and stop going to any place that would serve that swill.
Even then vodka is nowhere near a top tier liquor.
Sipping tequila is fantastic, and if you want to put hair on your chest, upgrade to cognac and brandy.
If you're into the grains and barrels whiskey, whisky and scotch. Not my cup though.
But the name of the game is try and keep trying different stuff until you find something suitable. if you can't then start with beer and learn to taste.
Sometimes ill get a bourbon and coke or bourbon on ice. But more often I go for a craft beer. I personally enjoy the taste and at 8-10% abv they get you a good controlled buzz.
As to exactly what beer that's up to you. I like IPA and its a solid manly choice. I would just drink what you like as long as it doesn't fall into the category of pussy drink (cosmopolitan)
IPAs are meme beers but enjoy being en vogue for the next 2-3 years.
I know my way around gin, mezcal/tequila, rye, bourbon so ordering those NEET might be an option. If the bar is good, I'll probably pick the bartenders brain for one of a number of directions for a cocktail (usually spirit-forward, herby, or flowery, little to no acid, and...whatever I'm feeling at the moment).
Try an arsenic and old lace, OP
1 1⁄2 oz Gin
1⁄2 oz Pastis (or less)
1⁄2 oz Crème de Violette
1⁄4 oz Dry vermouth
Another go-to for me
Tuxedo Cocktail (No. 2)
1 Dash Maraschino. (2.5ml or 1/2 tsp Luxardo Maraschino)
1 Dash Absinthe. (2.5ml or 1/2 tsp Greenway Distiller’s Absinthe)
2 Dashes Orange Bitters. (1 Dash Angostura Orange Bitters)
1/2 Dry Gin. (1 oz Ransom Old Tom Gin)
1/2 French Vermouth. (1 oz Noilly Prat Dry Vermouth or Sutton Cellars Vermouth)
If you're like me and really don't like drinking, just get laughed at in the bar and kick everyone's ass when you're doing drugs later. It evens itself out. If you work in an industry where you get drug tested/your coworkers don't smoke weed and do coke+vyvanse all day, you're full pleb
Bourbon or craft beer like I said. Why would I drink something different at a bar than I do at home?
For beer. Whatever craft beers the bar has on tap that look interesting.
For bourbon, usually Woodford reserve on ice or jack and coke.
Oakheart with coke, Raki mixed with water, all bretty taste famicom.
I've never been much into alcohol, usually preferring weed but I've definitely been starting to enjoy it a bit more in recent years. Very much been starting to enjoy various types of whiskey where I really didn't like it at all before. Previously if I drank spirits I would have chosen clear white ones like vodka, tequila etc but now I'm going through an experimental phase and trying all sorts of stuff
But yeah all types of lagers, beers and now whiskey appeal to me quite a bit.
Just buy a bottle and start holding it in your mouth. Get used to the taste of alcohol.
Order vodka soda with lime or gin and tonics. You'll seem like a hard man while drinking something as light as wine.
Bear in mind you should be drinking clear liquors before dinner and brown ones after. It's traditional.
Scotch and soda is sacrilege.
People who enjoy lobotomising themselves do not succeed in business.
>Bear in mind you should be drinking clear liquors before dinner and brown ones after. It's traditional.
I would add: low alcohol before, high alcohol after. Basically all cocktails are pre-dinner drinks.