lets say i can get fake experience that is 100% untrackable,

>>1068231
>>>/pol/
>>>/r9k/
fuck off faggot

>>1068255
What? How so? It's related to work.

>>1068231
You can only fake stuff for McJobs where the company is either so cheap they don't bother to hire a company or have a department to do background checks on their employees with high turnover, shit pay, and no benefits.

For any real job you will get called out on your bullshit, made to provide proof like paystubs, and generally hounded until either you can provide the proof or get potentially fired.

You are better off getting a job from some easy online place to fill in your resume (something like transcription sites, or writing websites). You don't even have to do much or stay invested. Just get a paystub so you can prove you worked there.

>>1068388
i can get fake proof, have certain people confirm

i only want to work a few months anyway

Construction

>trade alcohol for bullshit reference

>>1068231
just tell them you're the ceo of berkshire hathaway.

when they see how successful you are, you can easily command strong stock/401k options, full medical coverage, a good parking spot and a cool 300k starting.

>>1068701
realistic options pls

Tell the truth (professional shitposter: aged 15-present). Make life a challenge.

>>1068231
Companies that have went out of business

Nothing
Do it on your merit