Ayy biz, I'm setting up an etsy selling wooden sex toys I knock up in my garage. I hate the way these hipster artisans talk about themselves and describe their products, but I know that nonsense helps sell your overpriced teak cock rings to people.
How do I do it?
>making sex toys out of something that can splinter
Make Fucking machines that you pedal or some shit. Make one that's silent. There's a big market for that. Butt stuff has become a meme.