Swing Trade Opportunity - ADS

>>1066579
holy shit that turds down 30% , any more gold for us?

>>1066579
Sell me this pen, OP

then I'll consider buying

I've just found an excellent short position...

Collectors and connoisseurs of fine writing instruments, do not miss this unique opportunity to purchase what many pundits call the apex of modern penmanship. Skilfully made in France, no two Waterman pen designs are alike. As unique as you, each has its own personality and traits, with the power to delight, astonish, enchant and impress.

Through a clever curve, a reassuring line, or a head-turning encounter of noble materials, the Waterman spirit of innovation gives wings to your most fanciful thoughts.Sensitive craftsmanship does more than put an object of sheer beauty and quality in your hand. It can produce a sensual thrill of inspiration each time you see, touch and use it. Experience distinction; experience Waterman.

Yes, it is. Buy low/sell high, cretin.

>>1066639
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO ASK ME WHAT KIND OF PEN I PREFER YOU FUCKING HORRIBLE SHILL

>/biz/ - pump and dumps

>>1066605

>>1066604
Anon, this pen os one of the few limited edition bloomberg pen. It is a relic that will appreciate in value and I guarentee in 5 years tops, collectors will be swarming to you like vultures.

>>1066604
For every pen you buy we deport a Muslim

Up 8% today and climbing. More ideas to come.

https://www.google.com/finance?q=NYSE:ADS

>>1066579
https://youtu.be/_14R1lfRDQk?t=60

>>1066604
This pen will make you look less of a subhuman failure.
It shows independence and strength, you will be able to sign checks for her son's father's hookers with your own pen and not hers.