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I'm planning on spending several thousand dollars on the lottery.
Should I go for it? Or keep working my crappy job at Wal-Mart?
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Do both

>troll thread with gaping hole
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>>1066345

Stick to working your job. Buy 1 ticket. Put the rest in an index fund.

You will feel much better instead of losing it all in the lottery
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>>1066347
No I'm serious and have been thinking for almost a month about it. Ill just use my tax money for it.
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Buy ethereum you fucken idiot
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>poor people actually do this
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nice bait, but yes, if you're even remotely serious then you are guaranteed to keep working at wal-mart, probably for life. Enjoy.
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You lose every lottery you don't play.
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Make sure to get scratchers. The shinier the better odds.
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Can you guys give advice without being assholes?
Im really desperate for money if you haven't noticed. Im about to pour my life savings into this.
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Why did my ID change? Whatever, I'm the OP although its changed for some reason.
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>>1066386

You really have a 50% chance of winning, either you win or you don't.
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>>1066422
My advice is that you are retarded for even considering putting more than a few bucks into the lottery. Do some math faggot
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>>1066422
thats so stupid. Keep saving your money and stop dreaming of winning the lottery. if this was a good idea, people would do it every day.
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>>1066345
No, dumbass. Don't spend thousands of dollars on the lottery. Spend a few bucks like everyone else.

What the fuck is wrong with you? How'd you get in the situation you're in? You're the asshole for not telling us what your real problem is so we can try to help.
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>>1066345
Your plan can't lose. Take out a loan and do it twice to win even more!
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>>1066445
Cmon anon don't try to fuck him over.

He can take out a line of credit
A second mortgage on his house, or his parents more likely
A car loan
A student loan
A small business loan
20 different credit cards

All you need to do OP is go to different banks for each thing and get every instore credit card available. If you max every last one of those fuckers out your practically guaranteed to win.

That's how I won the lottery.
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>>1066345
let me forex trade for you ill actually make you money
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If i do when one day, Im going to talk so much shit to you fuckers.
But wish me luck because I'm going for it.
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>>1066594
Good luck OP. We believe in youuuuuu!!!
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>>1066345
Jesus fuck are you joking
This is why you work at the goddamned walmart, you aren't good with money or probably any real decision at all. Go blow it at the casino on blackjack or some shit.
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You are just gonna end up losing all your life savings and be in the same spot you are in now. Why not just YOLO it all on some risky biotech stocks? Put it all on AVXL and see if you come out rich
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>>1066642
I don't know how to invest or anything like that. I wish I knew. I'm just desperate and need quick cash
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>>1066766

Then get a better job, that isn't at the worst fucking retailer in the world?

Do they have a Costco where you live? Those people make like $20 hr....
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If you're serious, then you're fucking retarded.
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>>1066766

Do you think that spending thousands on the lottery is going to guarantee that you win? If that were the case, then don't you think that people would already be doing that instead of working?
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>>1066345
If I desperately needed some amount of money I would gamble on a cryptodice site since the odds are usually only about 1% against you.

Like if I only had 5k but I needed 25k right now or I might as well suicide then I would make one big bet on a dice site at 5x odds. Specifically I would put 5K on >80 at monerodice.net.

The lottery has such shit odds man c'mon. If you want to take a big risk for big bucks just bet >99.5 at a dice site.
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This is why I think the lottery should be illegal, or at least heavily regulated online. You'd have to solve 10 captchas per ticket, and a limit on the amount you can spend on the tickets
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>>1066849
>This is why I think the lottery should be illegal, or at least heavily regulated online

The lottery is owned and operated by the FUCKING GOVERNMENT, mate.
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>>1066424
at least 50% chance. i win 2 times out of 3, but i use advanced strategies
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Dude don't do this - the next morning when you wake up and realize you pissed away your life savings on the lotto will be the worst feeling you've ever had in your life, and it won't go away for months

Source: me at age 18
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>>1066422

>I want to invest my life savings in the lottery
>I literally want to gamble all I am worth

Buy and sell shit you fucking moron.
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>>1066834
Oh my god you are that martingale faggot who comes through every so often. I thought we ran you off lol
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>>1066345
use wallstreet 2.0

crypto markets

>study ,lurk

>with a few k you should have no problem slowly making money
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Just won 10$.
What you got to say now?
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>>1067116

but dude

What if you win

then it would be the best feeling of your life
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>>1067159
No I'm not and what I posted is literally the opposite of martingale. Are you retarded?
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The reason lotteries make money is that the expected value of the ticket is usually less than the cost of buying a ticket. Therefore unless you know that for some reason these assholes got it wrong and they miscalculated the expected value of the ticket, you will probably lose money.
I gamble occasionally but with ridiculously low buy ins just for the rush, not to make money.

Dont do it anon
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>walmart
>1 grand in the lotto, im gonna do it
2/10

Also has there ever been a better retard milking machine than the lottery? Unlike fast food everybody knows return rates/ingrediants, but people still buy into it.
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>>1066460
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>>1066460
This is some amazing advice. Dont forget to buy a gun to kill yourself with.
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