I'm planning on spending several thousand dollars on the lottery.
Should I go for it? Or keep working my crappy job at Wal-Mart?
No, dumbass. Don't spend thousands of dollars on the lottery. Spend a few bucks like everyone else.
What the fuck is wrong with you? How'd you get in the situation you're in? You're the asshole for not telling us what your real problem is so we can try to help.
Cmon anon don't try to fuck him over.
He can take out a line of credit
A second mortgage on his house, or his parents more likely
A car loan
A student loan
A small business loan
20 different credit cards
All you need to do OP is go to different banks for each thing and get every instore credit card available. If you max every last one of those fuckers out your practically guaranteed to win.
That's how I won the lottery.
Jesus fuck are you joking
This is why you work at the goddamned walmart, you aren't good with money or probably any real decision at all. Go blow it at the casino on blackjack or some shit.
You are just gonna end up losing all your life savings and be in the same spot you are in now. Why not just YOLO it all on some risky biotech stocks? Put it all on AVXL and see if you come out rich
Do you think that spending thousands on the lottery is going to guarantee that you win? If that were the case, then don't you think that people would already be doing that instead of working?
If I desperately needed some amount of money I would gamble on a cryptodice site since the odds are usually only about 1% against you.
Like if I only had 5k but I needed 25k right now or I might as well suicide then I would make one big bet on a dice site at 5x odds. Specifically I would put 5K on >80 at monerodice.net.
The lottery has such shit odds man c'mon. If you want to take a big risk for big bucks just bet >99.5 at a dice site.
>This is why I think the lottery should be illegal, or at least heavily regulated online
The lottery is owned and operated by the FUCKING GOVERNMENT, mate.
Dude don't do this - the next morning when you wake up and realize you pissed away your life savings on the lotto will be the worst feeling you've ever had in your life, and it won't go away for months
Source: me at age 18
use wallstreet 2.0
>with a few k you should have no problem slowly making money
The reason lotteries make money is that the expected value of the ticket is usually less than the cost of buying a ticket. Therefore unless you know that for some reason these assholes got it wrong and they miscalculated the expected value of the ticket, you will probably lose money.
I gamble occasionally but with ridiculously low buy ins just for the rush, not to make money.
Dont do it anon
>1 grand in the lotto, im gonna do it
Also has there ever been a better retard milking machine than the lottery? Unlike fast food everybody knows return rates/ingrediants, but people still buy into it.