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CHEVRON IS KILL, I REPEAT CHEVRON IS KILL
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>Either next Friday or the Friday after, the SEC will halt trading of Chevron (NYSE:CVX) as it begins its investigation.
>1. Check whether or not Chevron has been offsetting it's incredibly high losses in subsidiary companies to pump out higher profits.
>2. Check whether they are taking on high interest debt off the books through bribing banking officials in Thailand to do so.
>3. They write off this 'expense' as exploration and production costs, again in their Thailand and Nigerian exploration subsidiaries.

This is the perfect way of making money, short the stock fuckers. Thank me later as it drops 30% - 40%, maybe ZERO.

They're real net income:
IS CLOSER TO $860MM or 22X LESS THAN WHAT HAS BEEN REPORTED.

The implications this will have on the economy is huge.
>1. Congress won't bail out the oil companies and cut their cash cow
>2. Oil companies will go under without the USA's free money system
>3. The ones who do survive will pump the oil price back up as they establish a cartel
>4. Millions of people lose their jobs, the economy is back to 2008

Literal happening REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>1061174
I'm also pissed off that I lost my internship at Earnest Young, I've had one two many pints and shitposting. I don't know if it's illegal or not so

MODS PLESE DELETE, I REGRETT POSTING, this was meantt otbe an ongoing investigation an being auditied as we speak. delete
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>>1061174
i mADE IT UP, I'M DRUNK AND DELETE IT MODS PLS. DONT LISTEN I LOST MY INTERNSHIP AND DRUNK. . PINTS
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mods delet
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>>1061176
Intern at EY.. has access to ridiculous confidential information about a major company.
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>>1061174
screen capping
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>>1061174
Mods. Delete.
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>>1061174
MODS DLETE THIS THREAD
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>>1061174
dlete this
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>>1061174
IT'S FAKE IT'S FAKE DELETE DELETE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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all fake
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just because their names rhyme doesn't mean chevron is the next enron
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Haha OP's going to jail

You fucked up, OP
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What does this mean for me?
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>>1061200
Invest in Chevron
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>>1061200
Don't listen to this guy >>1061201. Go to your nearest gas station and buy as much gas as possible so you can sell it at a premium later. Cucks will never know what hit them.
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>>1061199
wat? why would he go to jail?
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>>1061206
OP was probably under NDA, and just leaked confidential information.

>>1061174
you *really* done goofed, OP
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IT'S ALL FAKE, I DON'T EVEN WORK FOR E&Y. I'M JUST AN LONDON SHIT POSTER WHO LIVES WITH HIS PARENTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

MODS DELETE DELETE MODS
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Or...

You just shorted the hell out of it, crossed your fingers and now you want to get a bunch of NEETs to help hedge your bet.

Either way, screen capped for later comparisons. WAIT IBVE HAD [email protected]@ MNAY PINT HOW TO SCEEWNCAP
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>>1061174
enjoy jail faggot
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Been thinking of selling CVX lately. This tipped me over. Might even short it a bit.
Thanks OP, I hope you're right and will be okay.
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>>1061176
It's Ernst & Young

You fucking retard
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Chevron is in the process of commissioning gorgon and Wheatstone. They're about to fire up the largest lng plants in the world.
Best mate is chemical engineer working on Wheatstone. If chevron was in that much trouble, word would have started to trickle down by now
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>>1061247
It's obviously bullshit. No way an intern gets access to high level company data like that without it leaking to the press somehow.

OP is a faggot. Confirmed.
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Enjoy your van m8
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>>1061256
I want to believe
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should i bet on volatility and do some options on this motherfucker???
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>>1061247
>>1061256
JIDF detected
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>>1061309
Top kek.

I'm not Jewish m8. Nice try though.

>>1061275
I have some info that the markets will get slammed down again in the next 14 days, interestingly. As much as I want to believe it's on account of Chevron, I remain extremely skeptical.
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>>1061278
Do options if anything. Chances are this guy's a shitposter and Chevron doesn't crash.
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>>1061311
>I'm not Jewish m8. Nice try though.
only a jew would say that
pol is always right
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>>1061316
Maybe you're the jew. What if this is a double-bluff?

>Long Chevron for 20000 units.
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>>1061321
AHA! You... Triplebluffer.
Gonna short it with leverage..
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Either OP is retarded or the assassin hired by Chevron is.
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>>1061519
No, he's backpedaling because he doesn't want to go to jail for insider trading.
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>>1061176
>>1061177
>>1061192
>>1061194
>>1061212
Just spam my little pony images. The mods will delete the thread if there enough of them.
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>>1061528

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If this is true then my Exxon stock is doomed.
Fuck.
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>>1062607
>If the competitor fails ExxonMobil is gone

Flawless logic eryone
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>>1061174
>bribing banking officials in Thailand
This is how you can tell it is bullshit.
Thailand and Nigeria don't have the GDP to even absorb the loses we are talking about, yet alone make some scheme
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Guys, if I post something and make it seem like I badly want to delete it, it must be true privileged information!

You can delete your own damn threads.
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>>1062653
I don't think you can delete your own threads anymore, you haven't been able to do that for ages.
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>>1062653
>>1062659
Newfags pls. You can delete your threads, but only during a certain time window. If I remember correctly it's from 1-5 minutes after you post, but not before and not after.
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>>1061174

If this is true, is this now public information having been posted to an internet Chinese Pedophile Grooming Exchange?

Or will I be charged with insider trading when I buy $30K in OTM put options tomorrow?
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>when the delete button is at the bottom right near style
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>>1062607
>he still has money in the oil business

m8, what the fuck are you doing?
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>>1062667
>If this is true, is this now public information having been posted to an internet Chinese Pedophile Grooming Exchange?
No, it is a leak.

>>1062667
>Or will I be charged with insider trading when I buy $30K in OTM put options tomorrow?
The sec may reverse the trade, but you wouldn't be charged

>>1062673
>m8, what the fuck are you doing?
So? I have my savings in XOM
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>>1062678
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>>1062683
get on my level
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>>1062683
>>1062694

My condolences.
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>>1061180
Saving this just in case
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>>1061216
Who would expect 4chan to have an impact on chevron - you would literally have to be retarded
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>>1061256
yeah that's what just happened ( maybe)
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>>1062694
At least you have a job for a fortune 500 company. I'm between jobs working on my CPA exam.
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>>1061174
source
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>>1062678
>I have my savings in XOM

Never change /biz/
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>>1061176
Doesn't pw audit chevron, not ey?

>>1061180
You'd be surprised what we let our interns handle, but you're right - this is too big.
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>>1061176
According to the last 10-K, Chevron is a PWC Client.
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Capped for the kikes
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>>1062888
Thank you for the Trips Kek
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I have to buy pepes or sell waifus?
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>>1062888
fuck off, phone nigger.
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Tomorrow is the big day, OP.
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>>1061174
tempted to buy. I've bought a couple stocks where sec threw a fit but it was just fucked papers and once they were filed right the stock jumped well. but oil's gonna be down for awhile and I have no extra funds to slide so I'm not going to buy soon
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>>1064831
I'll just keep an eye on it and if there is a sharp drop then I'll short it if not oh well.
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>>1062801
it's not way-stupid. oil companies operate on long cycles, have 25-year plans and pay regular dividends. it's smart to buy into them when they're unpopular and just reinvest. people have gotten rich off of that. only reasons why I'm not doing that is because I think it could go lower over the year and I've thrown my investment money into other things.
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What a shame, they are basically just making a bid for business in those regions.
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>>1061176
Anon i think you are a based guy, if you suffer because of this you will live on in my memory
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>>1064877
>I think it could go lower over the year
same here, not going to bother until at least third or forth quarter.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4jfz7yeTRk
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What is so illegal about what OP posted? Is this insider trading?
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>>1064964
Yup. if this is true everyone in this thread will be investigated. Not even joking.
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>>1062607
same
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I saw this post yesterday and have been thinking about it.

OP probably does believe its true but I think the world powers are getting together for a war to raise oil costs and burn as much supply as possible

see below

https://theintercept.com/2016/01/27/the-u-s-intervention-in-libya-was-such-a-smashing-success-that-a-sequel-is-coming/
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>>1061174
wait wtf. Holy fuck we're going into recession
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>>1061174
obvious false flag from some jackass who wants to buy in at a certain price so he can rip off some morons on 4chan

fuck off you shit stain
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> Chevron is kill
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>>1065336
>>1066259
jewish shills detected
/pol/ was right
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>>1066267
What in the fuck are you smoking
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>>1066259
>its Friday already
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>CVX up 3% today
Boy, this reverse pump and dump sure worked out well for OP.
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>>1066272
>What in the fuck are you smoking
i smoke what the jewish banksters and oil companies want me to smoke
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHgW2z61_9k

DELETE THIS
DEELEEEETE THIIIISSSSSSSS
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>>1061174
You are an idiot OP cheveron is going to be doing some crazy shit in the next few years just wait and see.
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>>1066285
>>1066275
He said this friday or the following friday, but it's almost certainly fake.
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Down over 2% already, the drop is beginning.
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>>1065143
>>1061174
Shout out to the SEC senpaitachi

We out
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