Why didn't you go to your local community college to get an Associates in dental hygiene and make $70k a year?
Were you that desperate for a suit and long hours?
>majored in STEM
>have a job
>don't work long hours
>every day is different
>have considerable autonomy in what I get to do at work
But nah, your way sounds better OP
How much do they make then, anon? I'd work with retards for that sweet pay and work life balance.