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How are my stocks? Are they safe? Are they alright?
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It seems in your panic... you sold them.
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I... I couldn't have. They were arise; I felt it!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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I sense a disturbance in the Markets.
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YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BRING BALANCE TO WALL STREET, NOT DESTROY IT!
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>>1056351
Now someone shoop Soros onto Anakins charred body.
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>>1056351
I HET YUUU!!!!!!!!!!
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From my point of view, the 99% are evil!
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EVERY SELL PANIC PANIC COLLAPSE COLLAPSE SELL SELL NOW!!! HOLY FUCK
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So this is how capitalism dies.
With thunderous applause.
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>>1056469
Ever since the mp3 file capitalism has never been the same.
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You turned off your bloomberg terminal, is everything alright?

> It's alright, the markets will guide me
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>hype makes you buy
>buy makes you fear
>fear makes you sell
>hype is the path to the bear side
>may the fundamentals be with you
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>>1056540
I like this
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You don't need to see his portfolio. These aren't the investments you're looking for. He's only trying to buy bitcoins. Move along.
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Why is Star Wars so applicable to everything?
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>>1056330
If I sell those stocks will you die?
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It's so dense. Every single image has so many things going on
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>>1056657
It would be extremely painful...
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>>1056540
>is the technical analysis stronger?
No, no, no. Quicker, easier, more seductive.
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>>1056330
Undr8d thread/10
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lmao'ing @ this thread
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You...You're afraid... that you'll never be as short as livermore!
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>>1057436
Your a pretty big shareholder
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>>1056330
The force is...not strong with this one.
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>>1056540
>the fundamentals
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>>1056351
IT'S OVER AMERICA
I HAVE THE QUANTITATIVE EASING
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>>1059342
> DON'T UNDERESTIMATE MY NEGATIVE INTEREST RATES
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>>1056330
If you keep them in a warm and dry place, your socks should be alright.
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POWER!
UNLIMITED POWER!
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>>1056330
I hate oil. It's volatile and it dips and I always buy the peaks.
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>buy sell low high you must, my young padawan
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Best thread on /biz/ in a while.
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Amazing
Someone archive this
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>>1056330
Lolacaust as fuck
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>>1059388
This is my favorite one though
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>>1059116
UUUU
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"US dollar? US dollars are no good out here. I need something more real."
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He is a trader, Anakin!
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The derivatives market. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.
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"Your eyes can deceive you. Don’t trust technical analysis.” – Obi-Wan Kenobi
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>Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Buffet "the Oracle of Omaha"?

>No.

>I thought not. It's not a story your stock broker will tell you. Darth Buffet was an investor who lived many years ago. He was so rich and so wise that he could use the technical analysis to influence the stock market to create bull markets... He had such a knowledge of fundamental analysis that he could even reverse a bear market.

>He could do that? He could actually save stocks from collapsing?

>Fundamental analysis of companies is a pathway to captial gains some consider to be...unnatural.
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>>1061292
JIDF detected
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You'll be bankrupt very soon!! Kill yourself!!
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It's a bull trap!
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"I felt a great disturbance in the markets, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear a bubble is coming again."
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>>1056330
>>1056333

I have had this conversation 5 times today. Fuck this earth.

And yes. There are people that sell their equities every time they drop and buy them back " once things start looking good again"

My Visage
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>He didn't short his Death Star bonds
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>Han Oilo: Uh, everything's under control. Situation normal.
Market: What happened?
> Han Olio: Uh, we had a slight commodity saturation, but uh...everything is perfectly alright now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you...How are you?
Market: We're sending a sell order in.
>Han Olio: uh, uh negative, negative. We for see a shortage soon and cold weather. Very high demand.
Market: Deadcat! sell sell sell.
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>>1061881

>He didn't buy put options on Kuat Drive Yards
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"It's ethereum, then."
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>>1056330
>You may pump me up, Fed, but I'll become more crash than you ever imagined.
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>Don’t be too proud of this technological terror you’ve constructed. The ability to trade stocks without commission is insignificant next to the power of the short sell.
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