How are my stocks? Are they safe? Are they alright?
It seems in your panic... you sold them.
I... I couldn't have. They were arise; I felt it!
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BRING BALANCE TO WALL STREET, NOT DESTROY IT!
You turned off your bloomberg terminal, is everything alright?
> It's alright, the markets will guide me
>hype makes you buy
>buy makes you fear
>fear makes you sell
>hype is the path to the bear side
>may the fundamentals be with you
You don't need to see his portfolio. These aren't the investments you're looking for. He's only trying to buy bitcoins. Move along.
It's so dense. Every single image has so many things going on
It would be extremely painful...
>is the technical analysis stronger?
No, no, no. Quicker, easier, more seductive.
You...You're afraid... that you'll never be as short as livermore!
I hate oil. It's volatile and it dips and I always buy the peaks.
"US dollar? US dollars are no good out here. I need something more real."
The derivatives market. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.
>Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Buffet "the Oracle of Omaha"?
>I thought not. It's not a story your stock broker will tell you. Darth Buffet was an investor who lived many years ago. He was so rich and so wise that he could use the technical analysis to influence the stock market to create bull markets... He had such a knowledge of fundamental analysis that he could even reverse a bear market.
>He could do that? He could actually save stocks from collapsing?
>Fundamental analysis of companies is a pathway to captial gains some consider to be...unnatural.
"I felt a great disturbance in the markets, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear a bubble is coming again."
>Han Oilo: Uh, everything's under control. Situation normal.
Market: What happened?
> Han Olio: Uh, we had a slight commodity saturation, but uh...everything is perfectly alright now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you...How are you?
Market: We're sending a sell order in.
>Han Olio: uh, uh negative, negative. We for see a shortage soon and cold weather. Very high demand.
Market: Deadcat! sell sell sell.
>You may pump me up, Fed, but I'll become more crash than you ever imagined.
>Don’t be too proud of this technological terror you’ve constructed. The ability to trade stocks without commission is insignificant next to the power of the short sell.