ok /biz/ you faggots sometimes have weird but good ideas, so what's the best paying job a student with no degree yet can get??
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OP if you work as a waiter you can have direct access to a bigger dick sucking market because going to the alley in the wind and rain is the old $1.1 per suck - even $1.12 if you gag
Restaurant floors will not scrape your knees as much as the alley so you could save on kneepads in the long run.
>2016 new year new you
Give handjobs. People saying suck dick have it all wrong:
1) You have 2 hands
2) There's next to no overhead giving the ol' rub and tug. You may make more per dick by sucking but you blow it all on chapstick and kneepads.
It's not really a matter of having a degree, but showing your employer that you are skilled at something.
Find a job that you would ideally like to have that doesn't require a degree. Find a place where you can gain a certificate or some sort of skill. Then build up skill and experience until you can apply to what you want.
The dick sucking job market is very competitive, with most of the jobs being outsourced to your mother.
I think being able to suck, blow, and cradle the balls will make you a more competitive candidate for employment
if you have a truck you can clean out people's sheds for $20-$50 and sell any excess garbage they didn't want in their shed.
if you're really strapped for cash but have a month with no responsibilities, then you can do online surveys while doing homework and maybe get $120/month.
if those aren't your cup of tea, work at a Walmart overnight to make like $10/hour for stocking shelves.
If you're good with Microsoft Excel you could probably be a secretary or something.
Otherwise, suck dick.