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OP if you work as a waiter you can have direct access to a bigger dick sucking market because going to the alley in the wind and rain is the old $1.1 per suck - even $1.12 if you gag

Restaurant floors will not scrape your knees as much as the alley so you could save on kneepads in the long run.

>2016 new year new you

>>1054488
Knee pad testing. The pay isn't that high, but you can you can suck dick at the same time.

>2 jobs
>2 ravnuz
>2 profits
>success

Post office.

>>1054488
google "jobcorp" if youre amertican and under age 26, you could be a plumber in 8 months, I think electrciain in like a year

work for 5 years and save then open your own company

I know a guy who pays me $10/week to eat his spoiled Gogurts, the only stipulation being that I wear a blindfold while I do so. I'll pm you his contact info, really nice guy.

>>1054488
theres this new up and coming venture called duck sacking

>>1054488
Give handjobs. People saying suck dick have it all wrong:
1) You have 2 hands
2) There's next to no overhead giving the ol' rub and tug. You may make more per dick by sucking but you blow it all on chapstick and kneepads.

>>1054488
Waiter

selfbump

>>1054488
learn from great minds in the industry such as sasha grey and add anal to dick sucking, it really jump started my career

>>1054488
It's not really a matter of having a degree, but showing your employer that you are skilled at something.

Find a job that you would ideally like to have that doesn't require a degree. Find a place where you can gain a certificate or some sort of skill. Then build up skill and experience until you can apply to what you want.

>>1054488
The dick sucking job market is very competitive, with most of the jobs being outsourced to your mother.

I think being able to suck, blow, and cradle the balls will make you a more competitive candidate for employment

>>1054488

>Will not consider fellating penises.

Open up your boi pussy to men for $1 a session.

>>1054488
if you have a truck you can clean out people's sheds for $20-$50 and sell any excess garbage they didn't want in their shed.

if you're really strapped for cash but have a month with no responsibilities, then you can do online surveys while doing homework and maybe get $120/month.

if those aren't your cup of tea, work at a Walmart overnight to make like $10/hour for stocking shelves.

If you're good with Microsoft Excel you could probably be a secretary or something.

Otherwise, suck dick.

>>1054488
How old? If under 26 and US google "jobcorps" bevome electrician or plumber

>>1054488
>thinks he's too good to suck dicks

You won't get very far with an attitude like that

>>1054488
After school programs hire college students all the time. They post salaries on line. You can figure on approx 20 hours/wk.

Suck dick

work at costco
>suck dick

Eating another man's ass.

>>1054653
Job Corps is full of niggers. It'd be better just to go to the union and apply directly. Plus an apprenticeship takes years. Not months, bro.

>>1058500
This

Learn a trade. Go to the IBEW if you want to be an electrician. Go to other unions if you wanna do something else.

>>1055692
wat