How to make 2000€ in one week?

sell rare wojaks

>>1054375
suck dicks
or
>buy memecoin
>sell it for blowjobs
>aquire herpes
>sell herpes to the herpes store

dont you 404 on me yet you fucking cancer bread i want to see moar shitposting

>>1054393
Naw man pepes are all the rage

rob someone or suck benis

>>1054375
do you mean where is the button i can press only once in a week to automatically receive 2000€ in my bank account? suck dicks op.

>>1054375
you invest money into the right stocks/currencies then cash out a week later?

If you send me every week 2000 euro, ill tell you after a year how to make 104000 euro

>>1054442
kek, op do this

>>1054375
Provide a good or service that people need and/or are willing to buy for 2000euros a week
Econ 101
Also stop sucking dicks OP

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Now that I think about it... OP's question is legit.

I wonder where all the hatred (including my own) is coming from.

"OH IF WE KNEW WE'D BE DOING IT OURSELVES" - not true, not everyone has the means, the skill, the will, the resources.

Notice that OP doesn't say "without effort" or "in a shady way".

I'm changing my attitude toward OP.

>>1054393
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>>1054444
...are shitposting basement dwelling faggots

>>1054436
>>1054445
...are at least trying to answer it

OP could have been more specific though.

>>1054375
>find a €50/hr job
>work 8 hours a day
>take Saturday and Sunday off
>???
>literally €2000 profit

Gojira, Mosura, Kingu Ghidorrah: Daikaiju Sokogeki

>>1054375
Be me. That's what i make per week.

>>1054494
Sucking dick is a legit answer. Maybe people do that(and more) for a quick buck.
Seems you just have a problem with how effective of a money making strategy it is. Not many things can make 2k a week with no pre-existing capital or required education. It really comes down to services rendered, and it's a top kek service.
Tl;dr come up with something better than gagging instead of just complaining about actually works in the real world.