Hey guys. I'm really close to starting my own perfume line. It is called "Smug" and my company is called frog and feels. It will sell on amazon for 7.99 + shipping and will be a 15 mL bottle of sporty like perfume with pheromones. Can you guys offer me any advice before I pay the 70 dollars for 50 glass perfume bottles? pic related it's the label with copyright protection obviously
>buy from china
>minimum order is 50,000 units
yeah, nah man. i wanna start out small in case it fails
China might not be a bad idea. Especially if you are calling it "smug".
That way, you can make a deal on the tears of the children who are forced to assemble apple products all day.
Throw in some water from San Francisco, and you'll be all set
Also if this idea could make more than -62 dollars in the next 10 years somebody smarter than you will have it up and running tomorrow
Again good luck with your 4chan perfume I'm sure it'll be a hit
I say do it. What is $70 in the grand scheme of things? You should be able to make some of that back. I suggest subtly posting it on reddit, or getting someone else to do it on an account they have. If you're going to plant adverts on reddit you have to be smart or you'll get caught. If you do it right though those meme loving faggots will probably buy your stupid perfume.
Oh also might want to look at marketing on other boards here, hell maybe even buy ad space in the banner if that's something Jap moot will let you do.
You sound corpulent, friendo. Will your PARRRRRFUMÉ be strong enough to overcome the stale sweat smell of your target audience?
Market it as an alternative to showering, because you're an asshole. Go on, do it.
$70 really isn't that much. It's not going to make or break you and in this case you will probably at least sell a few bottles right?
Anyway, I hope you're marketing this thing as a novelty product. Really your target audience should be "DOOD LMAO MEMES" not NEETS. NEETS don't give a fuck what they smell like because they don't leave their homes.
64.99 for the bottles
13 usd for the domain frogandfeels.com
50 dollars for the labels/stickers
20 dollars for the cologne
so i would have to sell around 50 bottles to make my money back assuming 50% profit a bottle
I'm cheering for you anon. It's cool that at least you are trying something.
Interested to see if you can break even.
I would email gook moot and ask for his endorsement. "Make you smell good rong time. Many girl!"
You made me laugh, nice job, it took me a few tries to read the scribbles from the "copyright". Anyway you don't seem knowledgeable enough about the "pepe the frog" industry consumers or marketing and you think $70 is too much to spend for starting a business. If you're serious I suggest you post on r9k because they would take you more seriously than the rest of 4chan.