Hey guys. I'm really close to starting my own perfume line.

Yeah... Buy it from china and get 20 times that for the same price.

>>1052114
>buy from china

http://www.alibaba.com/trade/search?fsb=y&IndexArea=product_en&CatId=&SearchText=perfume+bottle

>minimum order is 50,000 units

yeah, nah man. i wanna start out small in case it fails

China might not be a bad idea. Especially if you are calling it "smug".

That way, you can make a deal on the tears of the children who are forced to assemble apple products all day.

Throw in some water from San Francisco, and you'll be all set

>>1052122
when i made this post i was hoping for actual useful feedback. Not ironic hipster's trying to make funny immature jokes about abusing children via commercialism. /b/'s that way -->

>>1052112
bumping for more feedback

>>1052322
bump

>>1052112
You're a fucking retard

Good luck with your entirely pointless, autistic venture

>>1052112
Also if this idea could make more than -62 dollars in the next 10 years somebody smarter than you will have it up and running tomorrow

Again good luck with your 4chan perfume I'm sure it'll be a hit

>not selling meme cosmetics and perfume line

>>1052112
I say do it. What is $70 in the grand scheme of things? You should be able to make some of that back. I suggest subtly posting it on reddit, or getting someone else to do it on an account they have. If you're going to plant adverts on reddit you have to be smart or you'll get caught. If you do it right though those meme loving faggots will probably buy your stupid perfume.

Oh also might want to look at marketing on other boards here, hell maybe even buy ad space in the banner if that's something Jap moot will let you do.

>>1052505
I'd say he just skips the small stuff and hires an Internet marketing team

>>1052471
>>1052477
okay so it sounds like this is a terrible idea? THanks for telling me before i dumped 100 bucks into it.

>>1052505
well 70 bucks is a lot to someone that doesn't have much. It sounds like people here think it has a very low chance of success

>>1052112
So you're buying 50 empty bottles, but how do you make the fragrance?

>>1054008
i'm going to buy really cheap bulk fragrance and then dilute it

>>1054193
bummmmmp

gb2r9k faggot

>>1054327
bammmp

Market it as cologne, no girl is going to buy that shit, autistic betas like you will

>>1054712
yeah it is cologne not perfume

>>1054712
will guys buy it as cologne?

>>1052112
did you test it on other people?
did you think of advertising this to autistic betas?

>>1055824
yes i would mainly advertise on r9k and vidya boards also 9gag where a bunch of virgins can buy into this shit

>>1052129
>when i made this post i was hoping for actual useful feedback.

No you weren't you fucking liar.

>>1055891
Yeah i did. I'm ready to bring this product to the fucking market asswipe. This shit is gonna be all over sweaty neets in 2 months

bumping for input

>>1055961

You sound corpulent, friendo. Will your PARRRRRFUMÉ be strong enough to overcome the stale sweat smell of your target audience?

Market it as an alternative to showering, because you're an asshole. Go on, do it.

>>1053823
>>1055817
>>1055890
$70 really isn't that much. It's not going to make or break you and in this case you will probably at least sell a few bottles right?

Anyway, I hope you're marketing this thing as a novelty product. Really your target audience should be "DOOD LMAO MEMES" not NEETS. NEETS don't give a fuck what they smell like because they don't leave their homes.

>>1056171
well it's

64.99 for the bottles
13 usd for the domain frogandfeels.com
50 dollars for the labels/stickers
20 dollars for the cologne

so i would have to sell around 50 bottles to make my money back assuming 50% profit a bottle

>>1056171
This.
NEETs will only see your product as a joke. What your real target should be is normie retarded high schoolers who like pepey hte frog memes

>>1056256
I'm cheering for you anon. It's cool that at least you are trying something.

Interested to see if you can break even.

I would email gook moot and ask for his endorsement. "Make you smell good rong time. Many girl!"

>>1056256
It will be a good experience and if you're not stupid then it shouldn't bankrupt you or something. It's worth a shot. Do it anon.

"What the fuck, Anon, you smell like rubbing alcohol..."
>"I--I.... it's s-smug, by f-frog... and feel..."
>holds up bottle with le pepe
>"d-do you like it..?"

>>1056432
bump

You made me laugh, nice job, it took me a few tries to read the scribbles from the "copyright". Anyway you don't seem knowledgeable enough about the "pepe the frog" industry consumers or marketing and you think $70 is too much to spend for starting a business. If you're serious I suggest you post on r9k because they would take you more seriously than the rest of 4chan.

>>1057691
so you think it's a bad idea and won't make much profit?

Test

>>1052112
You should do this. Not necessarily because you will succeed, but because the experience will be awesome for the next project you undertake. Do it, nigga!