So /biz/ I'm going into the military.
Assuming I spend as little as possible while I'm in for 5 years, which should be pretty easy to do with what I'll be provided, what should I do with the money I save while I'm in?
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Save up for the 20 years of therapy you'll need after you get out so you might have a miniscule chance of reintegrating with society and being a normal human again by the time you die.
That is, if it doesn't kill you before you get out and you simply fade into obscurity as nobody ever remembers you and you never manage to do anything or accomplish anything with your life.
It's a good thing that with just about every other job being replaced with automation that we still can convince people into self population control err... I mean putting boots on the ground!
>I enlisted 4 years air force meteorologist
>I saved 60k into stocks and retirement
>ate the free shit food, didnt waste money on dumb shit like 99% of my buddies. Still managed to travel to 23 countries
>used tuition assistance to do 75% of a degree at work
>transferes all that shit credit to a real university after i got out
>bought a house with VA loan
>got internship at a hedge fund
>GI bill is paying me to get a free MBA right now
>airbnb my spare room for 1500 a month
>making 45-50k a year going to grad school full time and working part time
This is the road map to success, let me know if you have any questions
Yea thats a good gig
Lots of grills in that too
I had 12hr days at a computer to do work that took me 30min total, so i did online homework instead of wasting all that time doing nothing
Yea, they dont give a shit as long as its regionally accredited.
I did mine at University of Maryland University College
Thats right, it has university twice in the name and college incase you forgot