>senior in high school
>take intro to biz
>teacher makes us start a business
>need an opertunity that is balancable with school
>low overhead and profitability in the near future
>drill hole in bathroom stall
>write in sharpie $1 dick sucks
>spread the rumor
>suck dick while you sit on your ass
For double the cash, get the middle stall. Sucky sucky on the right, handy on the left.
This is what I do:
>register dBa at counter clerk
>create second bank checking amount with DBA name
>get unlimited host gator hosting
>do market research on high cost/luxury services by keyword search volume. I do medicine, so let's say special diabetic supplies.
>find niche with low competition
>find all the people who sell this good/service in your state and group them by city
>create a Web page for your state that is ranked #1 for the service and rank #1 in each city.
>get auto payment for Web page portal software. This software when connected to your Web page will connect to PayPal and auto accept payments. Customers essentially buy your link in Google and are paying for a higher ranking. Good advertising.
>outsource the saleswork to fiverr because doing telemarketing sucks ass.
>charge $100/month for renting your page, sell to 1 person per city for 10 pages.
>1 month of work, $1k recurring profits
Buy shitty, high proof alch like everclear, boil for 1 hour with cinnamon, sugar, syrup n shit, resell for $30 per pint at parties to dumbshit hillbillies as "Apple pie moonshine from your uncle in Appalachia" they'll pay any price
Start your own shitty school newspaper.
Single page paper.
Articles similar to shitty click-bait articles online.
Printing costs no more than 10 cents per page (in my area at least).
Sell for 25cents each.
This is a pretty old internet marketing method. Definitely not as easy as it sounds as Google has tightened up their SEO algorithms. How do you outsource sales to Fiverr? Isn't everyone there an inbred Indian?