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So tell us a little about yourself anon, why should Chan corp hire you?
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>who i am
>how hungry i am
>what i can do for your company
>what would happen if you don't hire me
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There's one more thing you need to know about me.
*chugs bottle of hot sauce*
I can handle the heat.
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It's my world, and every mothafuckin thing in it; that's including your asshole too. Stupid ass house nigga.
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>>1037619

WHERE THE FUCK HAVE I READ THIS BEFORE?
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>>1037648
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2vdwtw/
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>>1037619
>>1037648
>>1037649
reddit niggers pls go
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>>1037675
You, I like you.
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>>1036820
Because I will fuck your wife in front of you if I don't get the job. Alternatively, if that's your thing, I will fuck your wife in front of you if I do get the job.
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I did (job description) for (previous company) and was fired for embarrassing my previous boss by doing his job better than him
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>>1036820
I'll bring my own knee pads, but you'll have to s-supply the mouth wash.
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>>1036820

well, because

I NEED MONEY
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I have what are called
"flexible"
morals.
And I know people who can take all the blame.
And I can fuck with China markets.
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>>1036820

I'll kill you if you don't.
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>>1036820
well as stated in my resume i have my A+ certification, i am a self taught programer, and have experience working in the tech field.
as im sure you know hiring an IT professional can be an asset to the company that ensures the business can run smoothly
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Well I'm a chink and since you already have a nigger, a ginger, a woman and a faggot in your company I think I'll fit right in!
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