>"you're autistic as fuck"
>ctrl + c
>ctrl + shift + dwnArrow + rightArrow
>"Here's that report you wanted, boss."
>mfw excel can't use enough memory to finish my report.
Like it or not, Excel is the #1 thing needed in a business career. Fedora level in obscure thing no one in the room has heard of? Sorry we will pick the guy who got a certificate in Office from his local CC.
If you can not do a basic Vlookup or quick Pivot table in front of me, in less than 5 minutes, from a 20k line Excel file, we really have nothing left to talk about
Libre and Open do not convert properly to Excel. Any company worth 3 employees already has Volume Licensing from Microsoft. Learn Excel or be laughed at after we hire your much less qualified counterpart
>doesn't know that you can dump data from an RDBMS DB into a NoSql DB for processing while still retaining data integrity
>doesn't know the value of referential integrity
>has no clue what ACID is or why it's important
>doesn't understand the difference between canonical and document DB
it's like you don't know what you're talking about