Hi, I'm a college tomato salesmen looking for a the best

I was a tomato salesman but I expanded my market into dicksucking territory. In my off months when I can't many tomatoes I proceed to suck cocks for $1-4 each depending on how long it takes them to ejaculate(since this cuts into my earning potential).

So far I've made $314,000 just from my dicksucking endeavours.

>>1033962
If you spat the ejaculate into a container and sold it to spermbanks you would be able to increase revenues by tenfold. Rookie.

Regardless i'm still wondering how you keep track of your monies.

>>1033978
Libreoffice calc and gnucash.

Serious reply,

Just use a cash register that actually tracks sales, then excel spreadsheets to track everything. It's free and almost as good as any software you would buy

use a graphing calculator if you're really worried about the police finding out about your "tomato" sales