Could there not be a board specifically for shares/trading/investing

That would require active mods that actually give a shit about keeping the board worth going to. Meanwhile /biz/ is nothing but a meme generator with a 50 to 1 shit to content ratio.

"Hey guys I'm a sophmore in highschool, what jobs are the most employable, easiest to do, and make me the most money? I don't really want to work hard, but I want to make a lot of money."

"Hey guys have you heard of bitcoins? What are they, and why should I sell my scooter and invest my lunch money into them?"

Pppllllzzz guuyysss I want monnneeyy soo baddddd

>>1031795
i know how to trade
how much will you pay me to teach you?
because i will most certainly not give you what i know for free

this is why you'll almost never see any real valid threads/posts on this board

>>1031795
I hear ya. I run an actual business, and i reinvest my profits into it. Consequently, almost everything, including this thread, is a shitpost to me.

We just gotta deal with it, bro.

>>1031795
Wading thru the shit posts will teach you how to wade thru other shit like shit books shit strategies shit analysis. Think of it as fine tuning your bullshit detector.

>>1031837

Cuz bitches luv bitcoins

Hey /biz/, my parents gave me my allowance of $10, how can I turn it into $10 billion? Only serious answers please.

>>1031928

Put it in a passbook savings account and wait 8,300 years