What would /biz/ do with its $500,000,000.00 winnings?
at this point, fuck it. i'm only trying to earn a couple hundred k. money is opportunity to pursue your real goals in life.
but i guess if your only goal is the amount of money you have, i'd still keep it cuz the fucking market is going down and some of these /biz/tards didn't believe it.
maybe open a nightclub
I apologize for not presenting the exact after tax winnings calculated and shown for each state when I posed this hypothetical situation on a Bosnian Bitcoin-pumping chat roulette.
>10 year old kid
fucking spend and live like an absolute madman. the fuck is the point of money anyway???
if you think you'd start a business with that kind of money you are an absolute retard. hurrdurr i have absurd amounts of money, let me put that to work in order to make more money. you only have so many years on this planet, dumbass.
Using the money to make a business is planning for the future. Sure you get a lump sum but people want to live a long time so you need the money to keep streaming.
Donald Trump got 1 million dollars from his father. Did he splurge it all? No he invested it and did something with his life.
i wouldn't tell anyone that i had won, continuing to live as i do now. i'd give money to people and causes in my life when i thought they could use the help. i would buy some commercial property to at least get some passive income going. i would continue to live to chill (i'm a semi-neet btw, (i make money online but i don't work or do anything besides pursue hobbies).
Buy this immediately because it has a fucking waterfall inside of it:
Then after that smartly invest and use the rest of the money.
Yeah it really isnt close. at 8% growth your 300 million is over a billion in 30 years.
Unless Im missing something on the taxes. Would you have to pay any additional taxes besides humongous income tax in the top bracket?
Ah yeah so its 25% federal tax on the winning plus state tax if you live in a cuck state that has one. Plus your income tax which will be another 35%.
So you get about half.
Fuck man, id move to another country where no one knows me. Or buy a yacht and live on it.
Probably give a million to each of my friends, then spend the rest on rising to the highest ranks in the yakuza and starting a zaibatsu.
Buy Chain of Islands in the Bahamas
Have custom pirate suit made, hire people to live on said islands and come Sailing with me if I port on their Island
Have custom built pirate ship, complete with 99% replica cannons, have one on each side that are real in case of real thievery, lets see your speed boat take a cannonball pedro
Sail laddies Sail! Yarr Harr and a bottle of Rum!
Then Sail the Carribean, living out my Dreams