It's time for me to get very serious about becoming immensely wealthy. From what I understand there are two fairly common ways people make a fortune, owning a bussiness and playing with markets. I plan to do both. What are some ways I can be sure to make?
There are actually 5 ways to get rich that I can see
1. found a business and take it to ipo or franchising
2. get lucky with stocks or other investments
3. develop real estate
4. invent something
5. become a celebrity
none of them are sure
obviously 1$ a pop is the way to go, then:
you've got 1 mil after spending aprox 5.7 years on your knees sucking dick nonstop.
this is assuming you spend 30 minutes on every dick, which obviously includes finding a volunteer, arranging the deed and travel time.
if you go about it like a pro, and organize massive orgies where dudes stand in line, you will probably be able to bring that number down to 8 minutes per dick. taking into consideration that you obviously become quite good after all those dicks, i think we can reasonably put the number at 6 minutes.
which then leaves us at 1.14 years of your life sucking dick nonstop for a million. not sure it's as viable as you guys always say.
You can go high class and make a whole thing of it, vet your clients to make sure they're clean before you even allow them to become your customer, etc.
That is, if you're moderately attractive and are actually somewhat educated.