Would you not suffer due to its crash?
How would you go about betting on Americas loss.
Why not their loss be my gain?
We've got front row seats to the end of the world.
Embrace the horror.
>market reacts to China
>market reaction reflected in a price change in Dow
>somehow this is perceived as IT'S FALLING IT'S FALLING WE'RE DOOMED
>the monkeys of /biz/ have no understanding of EMH
Call me a monkey again and I'll throw feces at you from a tree.
Also I made some investment and now I'm probably going to become an hero in front of the receptionist at my local H&R block.
>Selling your children
What an amazing system that must have been for men. I'd say I was raised in the wrong era, but after work I spend most of my time browsing dank memes and eating pizza so it's definitely the right era.