Dow Down!!

Bring it on I say.

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>>1024931
Would you not suffer due to its crash?

How would you go about betting on Americas loss.
Why not their loss be my gain?

It's not falling, it fell. Chill the fuck out

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DOW 17K ALL DAY BAYBAY.

I got my hat.

Buy like hell

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We've got front row seats to the end of the world.

Embrace the horror.

>market reacts to China
>market reaction reflected in a price change in Dow
>somehow this is perceived as IT'S FALLING IT'S FALLING WE'RE DOOMED
>the monkeys of /biz/ have no understanding of EMH

>>1024949
Please tell me you made that for this post.

>>1024967
Fugg yeah. You know it, buddy.

Remember when we dropped to the 15k handle a few months ago? That was a hell of a ride.

I love a good roller coaster.

>>1024949
MAKE THE STOCK MARKET GREAT AGAIN

I'M GONNA BAIL OUT AMERICA AND MAKE CHINA PAY FOR IT

Sell the kids, sell the wife, buy everything in sight

Trump2016 = Dow22k

>>1024955
Call me a monkey again and I'll throw feces at you from a tree.
Also I made some investment and now I'm probably going to become an hero in front of the receptionist at my local H&R block.

Who gives a shit about shitty outdated DOW

>>1024976

WE'RE BUILDING A WALL STREET
IT'LL BE YUUUUGE

>>1024977
>Selling your children
What an amazing system that must have been for men. I'd say I was raised in the wrong era, but after work I spend most of my time browsing dank memes and eating pizza so it's definitely the right era.

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My body was ready was yours

>>1026679
seriously it's a meme index that says absolutely nothing about the economy as a whole.

call me when the s&p tanks.