Who /pokies/ here???

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fuckin' way she goes boys.

sometimes the VLTs work for you and sometimes they don't.

I wish I were Indian so I could rip grandma off.

I work at a casino, dumbest thing you can do is play the slots, or at all

>>1024573
b-but I won $300 last week

play poker
ama
>tfw running 50 bi under EV at plo
>tfw i i could be up but im running at like a SD of 3 of bad variance

>>1024462
Is that panthers??

>>1024696
Acronym explanations double nigger

>>1024468
RIP Ray

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>>1024706
equity value
standard deviation
buy in
pot limit omaha

EV (»?«) 17.00 BB/100
Standard deviation (»?«) 60.00 BB/100
Hands(»?«) 10000
Expected winnings (»?«) 1700.00 BB
Standard deviation after 10000 hands (»?«) 600 BB
6.00 BB/100
70% confidence interval (»?«) [1100 BB, 2300 BB]
[11.00 BB/100, 23.00 BB/100]
95% confidence interval (»?«) [500 BB, 2900 BB]
[5.00 BB/100, 29.00 BB/100]
Probability of loss after 10000 hands (»?«) 0.2303%
Probability of running at or above observed win rate (-7.19 BB/100) over 10000 hands with a true win rate of 17.00 BB/100 (»?«) 99.9972%
Probability of running below observed win rate (-7.19 BB/100) over 10000 hands with a true win rate of 17.00 BB/100 (»?«) 0.0028%
Minimum bankroll for less than 5% risk of ruin (»?«) 317 BB

>>1024710
Oh shit son, thaaat pokies. When are you gonna graduate elementary school so you can talk like da big boys.

>>1024713
like... what?

>>1024710
Kawasaki newer Haas meeeeeeeeeee HAAAAAzaAzsaAsASSaAAAAAaAa!a!Ass!as!

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>>1024720
dude you're so right
>trying to get gii super light with a 1kbb stack

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>>1024729
Winning Poker Network (Yatahay) - 10/20 NL - Holdem - 8 players
Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has Ah Kd
fold, Hero raises to 2.5 BB, fold, MP+1 calls 2.5 BB, CO raises to 10 BB, BTN raises to 1250 BB and is all-in, fold, fold, Hero calls 1247.5 BB and is all-in, MP+1 calls 1247.5 BB and is all-in, CO calls 1240 BB and is all-in

Flop : (5001.5 BB, 4 players) Th Ts 8d

Turn : (5001.5 BB, 4 players) 4c

River : (5001.5 BB, 4 players) 8s

BTN shows 5d 5c (Two Pair, Tens and Eights)

Hero shows Ah Kd (Two Pair, Tens and Eights)

MP+1 shows Ad Qh (Two Pair, Tens and Eights)

CO shows Jh Jd (Two Pair, Jacks and Tens)

CO wins 5001.5 BB

>>1024734
going all in without a pair is sad

tfw my grandmother is completely addicted to gambling.

She steals money from my grandfather who works his ass off as a truck dispatcher and driver.

She spends nearly $2,000, if not more, a month

She doesn't work and doesn't do anything to support the house or even cook.

She has 8 dogs which have completely ruined the house

Tfw just a week ago she slapped my grandfather and called him a worthless piece of shit because she can't gamble

tfw she's claiming that he pushed her and is trying to get his money

Why do women do this

>>1025072
Because shes an entitled shitty baby-boomer and as never had to work for anything. My grandma is similar except she hide her gambling because she knows its stupid. She would also never hit my grandpa without expecting it back.

>>1024734
>all in pre-flop with unsuited AK after a 3-bet
You dummy.

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>>1025469
>Because shes an entitled shitty baby-boomer and as never had to work for anything.
Fuck you you NEET, man-bunned, rat tailed tribal tattooed, beercan earlobed, brony image masturbating trap fancier with your skinny jeans and fucking fedora and your artisanal holistic buttplugs. Stay at he kids table while the adults do the talking.

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>>1024468
>>1024708
Take this boys

Rip Ray

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/biz/ is propaganda bots too who would of known.

>>1025644
massively weak to 4bet 1k blinds, so i snap called. it was also a tourney, first hand, so i'd snap call all day again.

>>1024715
Nigger

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>>1026151
look at this graph bruh

>>1025694
you're doing god's work man

>>1026417
8k hands and whining. Bitch please

>>1025957
Mate that's the PR business in a nutshell