You owe money to a group of assassins who will kill you if you don't pay them back.
Luckily, you stumble upon $5,000 and have to turn it into the most amount of money in a year, but lose any due to risk, and you wont have enough to prevent your death.
What method do you choose to raise cash?
Buy a gun commit suicide.
suk sum dik
Selling weed is not hard and fast cash, easy ass situation lol.
Buy coke
Cook up crack
Sell crack
>>1023317
>posting 100000000000000000000000000000000000th cancer shitpost this month
>anon me fag, need monizzz how to do it (stick some elaborate crap story to it)
the mods need to ban this shitposting from /biz/
>>1023317
>What method do you choose to raise cash?
I raise it straight up your butthole.
>>1023317
Fuck off OP, not another one of these threads.
You know what the right answer is, bend over and suck some cocks.