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The year is 2025.

I woke up at exactly 6:00. I need no alarm clock. Two women woke me by sucking my cock. I gave 0.000001 DGB to each of the women as a tip. Three women helped me into the shower, all while caressing me and drooling at my Digibyte wallet. They also came instantly after seeing my balance.

I left my 50 acre mansion and got in my gold-plated 2030 Lamborghini Murcielago (custom made for me after the dealer saw my DGB) and another one of my bitches was waiting in the passenger seat. She was in the car all night, because she couldn't sleep without me having penetrated her. She hopped on me and started riding my dick while I squeezed her tits and drove with my knees. In a whim, I arrived at the gym. I threw the bitch off me, and she quickly returned to the passenger seat, where she would sit until I got back. When I got out the car, I flexed. My bulging, huge, muscles ripped my Gucci shirt off, and six women lined up. We had an orgy, which didn't last too long. Each woman climaxed when my cock came within five inches of her pussy, and went into an eternal state of euphoria after seeing my Digibyte wallet. I came, and transferred .00000000001 DGB to each of the women.

After benching seven hundred kilograms, I squatted four hundred kilograms. I started doing my 100 laps, but I got a phone call. It was a conference call with nineteen supermodels. They orgasmed after hearing my voice. My bitch in the car was getting lonely, so I went back. She sucked me off as I took the drive back home. I left her in the car, transferred .000000001 DGB to her, opened the diamond-encrusted knob and went inside.

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All red

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Dbl ur bitcoin, easy Peasy! Juzt zender right on over to de a dress lowkated at duh bttm of dis.. don't mizz oot on dis 1 sided deel

1PcKrwjP61fEEPwjchmNQgNvFHhRSprG8m

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I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES

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Building my trading bot today bois, only gains from here on out.

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My aunt, uncle and grandmother were all talking about crypto at our family dinner today. These people are complete and total NORMIES. From the way they were talking most normies are just getting a grasp on the whole idea of this crypto thing e.g.
>Oh ya anon I just bough a few hundred in ethereum (pronounced wrong) was that a good move?
All I'm saying is the bubble won't pop yet because confidence in these things is only growing. We still have time.
I'll see you on the moon fellow anons

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Two questions for you /biz/, been a lurker since 2015. I am just now getting in the market
>inb4 too late faggot

question 1: which wallets do you use for computer? and usb storage?

question 2: planning to drop $500 in: I assume 300 in btc maybe 100 in eth and 100 in something else, suggestions?

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>mfw holding no crypto
>mfw all my money in ICO's that will at least 10x

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Will it break through $12 again?

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Feeling comfy, m8s

Hope you brahs picked some up on the dip. All green candles

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>1780 sats

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/x/fags was right, September 23 is real.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI&t=208s

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BILU

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I know this will probably end up at the bottom of the catalog since it's not a crypto thread, but I need to vent. Feel free to vent your wagecucking frustrations. I guess technically I'm salaried, but I still feel like a fucking cuck.

>work as a data analyst for a finance company
>our team provides analytics for other teams in our department
>this results in me having to deal with multiple requests from 5+ people at any given time, usually more
>constantly stressed in prioritizing all these requests along with my other job duties that involve providing reporting to executives, usually just do things in order of how important the person asking for it is
>once a week we have a meeting with all the managers that basically consists of them "brainstorming"more requests and asking the status of the ones they have outstanding
>fucking hate this meeting for a few reasons
>everyone assumes that their request is quick and just requires me to click a button or something
>a good portion of the time the requests are poorly thought out and don't really serve much of a business purpose and are a waste of everyone's time
>am barraged by ten different people asking where their thing is, usually am only able to provide an update for one or two people but everyone else's shit just hasn't been started yet.
>usually come up with some bullshit answer to assuage them for a little while.
>think I'm okay at this job, I'm usually praised by my superiors and have even received some random raises outside of our regular time of the year that we receive raises
>still constantly feel stressed and like I'm letting everyone down


I used to like the job but lately I feel overwhelmed. I more or less go to work and seclude myself off in my goddamned prison of a cubicle and listen to music while trying to get everything done and hope no one talks to me.

Are all corporate office jobs like this? I don't like it at all /biz/. How do I get out of here?

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I'm American and want to margin long on OMG, how do I do this?