I was told there'd be a crash due to
>ICO bubble bursting
>tether losing value
>exchanges shutting down/getting hacked
>China banning crypto
but so far there has been none. What gives? When are they gonna happen?
>banning crypto
Fucking tard, do some research.
These things take time.
>>3504853
Just tell me what happened, did they not shut down their exchanges?
/BIZ/ WHY IS MCAFEE AND MGTI BEING SHILLED AL OVER THIS BOARD AND TV??? WHAT IS HAPPENING???
>>3504807
>MCAF
This shit is probably going to 10 buckaroos if no real crash so it's easy money
>>3504807
imagine if he made his own crypto you wouldn't be able to get rid of it
>>3504984
It will a piece of shit for a few years and then he will just sell it off before anyone realizes how shit it is...I think hes actually done this before...
When can i buy / sell this token on etherdelta?
in 1 week
>it has already 5x'd
Jesus burgerland sucks. But 5x would be a crazy market cap, right?
>>3504845
If it stays that way or increases further I will sell all my kyber and fucking quit actively doing crypto stuff for a year. It's stressing me out way to fucking much but I was fortunate enough get get quite a lot (for me) of kyber. Fuck please let this work out
Sorry if it sounds weird, but i'm quite new and couldn't find anyone explaining that part.
As does staking fall under the same morale/religious view of usury, gambling or interest?
no, staking is payment for services rendered.
You’re being paid for running a node as part of the network, helping it run its transactions.
Seems legit.
>>3504792
But without society you have no internet
No technology, no electricity, no gas, no water service
/>Cool image anyway..
I'm down $111 from $250 due to the pump n' dump bullshit and how manipulated gdax is.
What altcoin/ico should I buy to make my money back by October 1st?
/young_dumb_broke_highschool_kids/
>>3504764
Hey wagecuck, leave us kids alone.
Ark
Anyone?
got 17 million. will either buy more for the masternode after the switch or flip for profit.
I expect this to 3-5x once they switch to PIVX protocol and word starts to get out.
Moon is coming
>>3504774
Hope so, almost got a 100M now...so would like it to rise.
The year is 2025.
I woke up at exactly 6:00. I need no alarm clock. Two women woke me by sucking my cock. I gave 0.000001 DGB to each of the women as a tip. Three women helped me into the shower, all while caressing me and drooling at my Digibyte wallet. They also came instantly after seeing my balance.
I left my 50 acre mansion and got in my gold-plated 2030 Lamborghini Murcielago (custom made for me after the dealer saw my DGB) and another one of my bitches was waiting in the passenger seat. She was in the car all night, because she couldn't sleep without me having penetrated her. She hopped on me and started riding my dick while I squeezed her tits and drove with my knees. In a whim, I arrived at the gym. I threw the bitch off me, and she quickly returned to the passenger seat, where she would sit until I got back. When I got out the car, I flexed. My bulging, huge, muscles ripped my Gucci shirt off, and six women lined up. We had an orgy, which didn't last too long. Each woman climaxed when my cock came within five inches of her pussy, and went into an eternal state of euphoria after seeing my Digibyte wallet. I came, and transferred .00000000001 DGB to each of the women.
After benching seven hundred kilograms, I squatted four hundred kilograms. I started doing my 100 laps, but I got a phone call. It was a conference call with nineteen supermodels. They orgasmed after hearing my voice. My bitch in the car was getting lonely, so I went back. She sucked me off as I took the drive back home. I left her in the car, transferred .000000001 DGB to her, opened the diamond-encrusted knob and went inside.
>>3504753
shutup faggot
>>3504753
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*Breathes in*
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Phwew. Good one, OP. I needed a laugh.
>>3504753
If people said this about about BTC back in 2009, almost everyone would just laugh at them. And yet here we are. It's 2017 and I'm buying online girlfriends for .02 btc. 2020 is going to be fucking awesome.
>bitcoin
>>3504748
Autistic Fucker
>>3504748
How much btc for this semen demon?
Not sure if /g/ is the right board for this of /biz/ but is it actually profitable to mine cryptocurrencies in the current year and if so what currency would be the most profitable for small scale mining?
whattomine.com
no
none of them
I'm sorry
>>3504745
Do you get free electricity?
>Holding each for a couple weeks and then dumping one into the other for a 1-2 month hodl
What do you think anons? Lot of hype for both of these coins. QTUM comes up a lot here but whitepaper seems minor, Lisk rebrand coming up but is that priced in already?
you missed the boat on LSK already, you might make gains with it eventually but expect to lose a lot first
>>3504804
Yea I did notice there was a pump about a month ago. Guessing that was rebrand news?
QTUM looks like it has bottomed out with a pretty strong support line. Def swing trade potential
Post your comfiest hold
>current price 1 sats
>hold 3 btc worth since 8 sats
>been in accumulation for months
>cumming a bucket when I think about how hard it's going to moon once accumulation phase is over.
>>3504719
>cumming hard when thinking about KIDS
How can i buy this glorious coin? Quick OP, tell me before others find out
The conference yesterday revealed to the world the stuttering potheads that run this scam.
Price has already tanked 10%. Once it breaks through the $1.50 resistance the panic will begin and small holders and speculators will begin to offload, with the whales already long gone.
Once it shoots through the $1 mark, unabated FEAR will ripe through all ARKies. With all those who dumped their current accounts into this scam twitching at their arsehole continuously while refreshing bittrex.
The $0.50 mark will be met, the largest panic in history will ensue. The final deluded Nodes will begin to go offline, and wagecuckers with their engineering salaries loaded up in ARK will be left with it stuck in their wallet, unable to move it to bittrex to salvage some self respect.
The price WILL tank at this point to sub $0.10, and most probably sub ICO levels.
2
From that day forward the deluded Arkie wagecucking engineering nerds who bought this coin thinking it had fundamentals will go back to their jobs, with no money in their current accounts, to be made redundant by the next wave of pajeets arriving to undercut their wages.
Deluded ARKies will hold bags FOREVER, with no job, no money, and no crypto.
I warned you ARKies. There's still time to get out. Sell NOW.
Don't be deluded, don't be an ARKie.
The conference yesterday revealed to the world the stuttering potheads that run this scam.
Price has already tanked 10%. Once it breaks through the $1.50 resistance the panic will begin and small holders and speculators will begin to offload, with the whales already long gone.
Once it shoots through the $1 mark, unabated FEAR will ripe through all ARKies. With all those who dumped their current accounts into this scam twitching at their arsehole continuously while refreshing bittrex.
The $0.50 mark will be met, the largest panic in history will ensue. The final deluded Nodes will begin to go offline, and wagecuckers with their engineering salaries loaded up in ARK will be left with it stuck in their wallet, unable to move it to bittrex to salvage some self respect.
The price WILL tank at this point to sub $0.10, and most probably sub ICO levels.
From that day forward the deluded Arkie wagecucking engineering nerds who bought this coin thinking it had fundamentals will go back to their jobs, with no money in their current accounts, to be made redundant by the next wave of pajeets arriving to undercut their wages.
Deluded ARKies will hold bags FOREVER, with no job, no money, and no crypto.
I warned you ARKies. There's still time to get out. Sell NOW.
Don't be deluded, don't be an ARKie.
The conference yesterday revealed to the world the stuttering potheads that run this scam.
Price has already tanked 10%. Once it breaks through the $1.50 resistance the panic will begin and small holders and speculators will begin to offload, with the whales already long gone.
Once it shoots through the $1 mark, unabated FEAR will ripe through all ARKies. With all those who dumped their current accounts into this scam twitching at their arsehole continuously while refreshing bittrex.
The $0.50 mark will be met, the largest panic in history will ensue. The final deluded Nodes will begin to go offline, and wagecuckers with their engineering salaries loaded up in ARK will be left with it stuck in their wallet, unable to move it to bittrex to salvage some self respect.
The price WILL tank at this point to sub $0.10, and most probably sub ICO levels.
From that day forward the deluded Arkie wagecucking engineering nerds who bought this coin thinking it had fundamentals will go back to their jobs, with no money in their current accounts, to be made redundant by the next wave of pajeets arriving to undercut their wages.
Deluded ARKies will hold bags FOREVER, with no job, no money, and no crypto.
I warned you ARKies. There's still time to get out. Sell NOW.
Don't be deluded, don't be an ARKie.
I am only holding OMG and ARK and in not rich yet.
Explain yourself /biz/
same wtf
MGTI or GTFO
whats your avg cost and quantity for each
if you bought near current highs, you're not going to see parabolic gainz, as both have already gone parabolic, fucko.
you are supposed to position yourself in the position before the parabolic move, not after.
that's why it's called a position.
don't worry i make the same mistake all the time.
welcome to the poorclub.
Why do children's products/media always advertise with that characters staring directly at you? What is trying to be conveyed? I just noticed it looking at a finding nemo bounce house the other day and now I can't unsee it everywhere I go.
>>3504673
Yeah now you are also aware that half of the top sellers on the app store have open mouths and bared teeth, often masculine in appearance.
>>3504673
I feel like this doesn't belong to this board, but it probably does, since advertising is business related.
eye contact grabs attention
Buckle up buds we are going to another galaxy.
>>3504665
Seems like shit
>>3504733
Stay poor.
>>3504665
Is it gonna get pumped soon?