The call that saved Bitcoin
>Hey, Warren, let's give those kids on /biz/ a little bit of help
>can i get a #4 extra mac sauce, thanks cuz
>>3476094
save us Bogdanoffs!
Look at pic related. These were the hottest coins on /biz/ in the hottest crypto bullmarket. If you buy the "hot" coins which are being shilled non-stop on /biz/, you will ride that nasty steep slope down on the back of pink Wojak E V E R Y S I N G L E T I M E. These pumps were not made for you to win and you can't time them. Be smart and don't kill yourself over pumps and dumps.
>>3476077
I'll give you a hot tip, OP. You are supposed to sell at those peaks.
>>3476100
It's at the peak where the temptation to buy in is the biggest.
>>3476160
I'll give you another hot tip, OP. Never buy when /biz/ buys.
So I just bought back in, who else believe drop is over?
>>3476075
Why should it be over?
You dun goofed anon.
>>3476106
>this is the kind of retard that unironically says "you dun goofed"
>>3476075
Me too. I sell to late tho, I'm having very little gains.
NOT A DRILL
GAS ADDED TO POLONIEX
But not NEO????
>>3476043
it doesnt matter anymore, crypto is dead.
>>3476043
gas as in ethereum's gas?
>rumors about China banning crypto
>i-it's just FUD
>bloggers reporting on China's plans to ban crypto
>i-it's just FUD
>Newspapers reporting on China's plans to ban crypto
>i-it's just FUD
>The Wall Street Journal reports on China's plans to ban crypto
>i-it's just FUD
>China announces that it is banning crypto
>i-it's just FUD
>BTC crashes and a general crypto bloodbath ensues
>i-it's just FUD
Screencap this so that /biz/ never forgets how delusional it was.
>>3476001
It is just FUD.
The market will go back up like it has for the last 5 years.
>>3476001
Got any of them cheap ETHs laying around?
>>3476001
Can we have at least one bulltrap so that I can cashout? That would be lovely.
Sup /biz/ i just made my first move in cryptoinvesting today. Scored 4 ethers. Solid decision?
>>3475971
of all the decisions you could have made you chose the worst
>>3475988
checked. why is that?
>buying during the crash
Bro.
/biz/ has ruined my life.
Before I say all this I just want you to know: I'm not stupid. I've always gotten good grades and have excelled in everything I do. I used to be one of the best pianists in my state. I got A's all through high school and got into the college of my dreams.
About a year ago I was in my third year of college, on track to graduate, with a 3.8 GPA. This is at a very prestigious school, too. As you can imagine, my resume is pretty impressive, so I easily landed a high-paying internship at a prestigious investment bank last fall.
For the first time in my life I had spare income. I had been browsing /fit/ for a while at that point, and ended up over here in /biz/.
For all my success in life I've never been successful with woman. It's not that I'm ugly, I'm just shy and was never in good shape. I vowed to change that. I had access to a really nice gym at my internship. I went all out for 4 months. I got in really good shape, but whenever I'd look in the mirror, I'd still see the same scrawny me. I wanted to take things to the next level, so I started looking into buying steroids. I know the risks, please don't preach at me. I figured I'd buy these through the internet, using bitcoin. This is how I first got into crypto. I started to get seriously into it by Christmas that year, and even got in on ETH pretty early on.
Things were looking up. My supervisor really liked me and kept me on as an intern for the spring, even mentioned a job offer. If I could edge out my peers I'd be set for life. I just needed to find a way to get myself that edge.
What comes next sounds irrational. In retrospect I know it's the moment that set a long chain of events in motion, events which would ruin me financially, mentally, and physically. In my defense, I was on a pretty rigorous steroid cycle and my mind was not in the best of places.
It all started at a New Years Party hosted by a coworker.
>>3475930
I'll bite, go on
>>3475930
>In my defense, I was on a pretty rigorous steroid cycle
t. retard
>>3475930
I'd never really been to much parties. I always had friends but our parties were mainly drinking beer and playing video games or watching movies. I'd been to a couple of college parties but nothing like my coworkers party.
He was a rich kid who had a penthouse (a lower-end one, nothing insane, just an apartment with roof access really). It was packed that night. In line for the bathroom I was offered some acid. I declined but started talking to the guy, learning about his business. He sold to a bunch of rich kids who paid way over normal prices. We ended up talking about crypto, too. We exchanged numbers and became good friends.
A week later we're hanging out and he starts telling me about adderall and other uppers. Says it helps him when he studies. I had a lot of difficult classes that semester alongside working my internship, so I bought some.
I used them for the first time at work. And it worked. I felt so good, got so much work done. But after a couple weeks I felt I was building a tolerance, and needed something harder. So I looked around online, bought some monero, and bought myself a whole buffet of uppers. Too much, if I’m being honest. I underestimated the volume of what I ordered and needed to unload some of it.
I started going to more and more parties, networking at each one. It was easy to find people who’d buy. Soon enough I had a decent side hustle going – eventually it eclipsed my legal income.
But then, in March, we had a surprise drug test at work. I panicked. I bought some expensive anti-drug test drinks and cleansers the day before, but apparently it did not work. I was fired. I tried to apply elsewhere but it turned out I’d been blacklisted.
What are you shorting?
What is your exit price?
> HODL MY DICK
>>3475904
Im shorting LIte Coin from 65 hoping it goes to 30, as Lite Coin is worthless shit
>>3475904
FUCKING 3255.
>>3475964
what was your starting price?
we gon make this happen
Cryptocurrencies are not a Government, a Bank, a Nation or a fucking Exchange, it is much bigger than that.
Cryptocurrencies are far beyond any regulation.
Cryptocurrencies are the solution for so many problems we are facing today.
You missed the opportunity to buy BTC, back then.
You missed it 10 years ago,
you missed it 5 years ago,
you missed it 3 years ago,
you missed it 2 years ago
you missed it the last year
and you are missing it right now
This is your chance, you are still able to make it. Grab some cheap money. Grab it NOW.
We all will make it.
I have got 5 btc. Will I make it?
>>3475885
i know but the truth is most of the people in it right now are just greedy pricks looking to make money. that's the sole reason this crash happens.
almost no one cares about how cool and revolutionary crypto is. they just want mo money.
>>3475907
It is very likely.
My guess 2020.
Total market cap is almost back down to June levels, unless some absolutely drastic news comes out, things shouldn't fall too much lower.
>>3475873
Don't fret anon. I'm sure some other (((impartial))) banking/finance sector expert will chime it to talk about how bad of an investment bitcoin is.
I don't think I follow your reasoning
June still had chunk money. which is now being phases out
What are you guys listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkEXUFlh_EA
PUSH ME TO THE EDGE
ALL MY GAINS ARE DEAD
ALL MY GAINS ARE DEEEAAAAAAAAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGDyb2aCgCQ
https://soundcloud.com/riottenarsenal/bodies-riot-ten-remix-vs-let-it-go-riot-ten-remix-free-dl
/biz do you think a Flippening is a possibility? When?
>>3475835
nope
Those just crashed 30-40% when Bitcoin dipped its toes in cold water, not possible. Bitcoin runs the market
Xrp is place to be
Should I buy OMG or XMR?
OMG, BAT, MONERO and PAY
>>3475824
buying anything right now will get you amazing returns
>>3475864
Bought 100k Digibyte, thanks
>Bought 2.5 BTC at literally the exact top because you guys told me to
>Just sold at $3400
Welp, I'm going back to /tv/ & /v/, fuck you guys
it was all our fault
>>3475808
if you only held......
looks like this isnt the thing for you
now watch it go up
>>3475823
yeh go up the shitter to 1.5k
>I-im just gonna refresh it one more time, it should be up now
>smart contracts
>apple partnership
>deep google discussion
>mainnet launch