AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH ITS GOING BACK UP YOU SAID THIS WAS A DEAD CAT BOUNCE BIZ YOU FUCKKAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
wait til monday, then buy back in.
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>dead cat bounce
>listening to biz
a dead cat bounce is assigned to a chart retroactively when an asset has proven to be a dead cat. BTC isn't a dead cat and you're retarded
Hey /biz/, I have no bills, no income, but $500 in my bank account. Should I just dump it all in crypto and wait? There's nothing I want to buy either, just want money to pay for health stuff for me and my family if needed.
>no bills
>family
What?
YeAH SURe LoL it WiLL Be a MiLlILionN soon
>>3491725
obvs NEET or underage
>>3491644
Yea when it was already way too low
>>3491644
>call the dip at the bottom.
100% accuracy!
>>3491651
Whats what he means. Always do the opposite of what the Pajeet larper says.
FUCK FUCK FUCK ITS GOING DOWN AGAIN
economy professors will use this as a text book example of a 'dead cat bounce'
>>3491620
first of all, economics professors dont deal with TA, because dead cat bounces are in fact technically based.
second, dead cats do not happen on high volume. This green volume is higher that the volume we had yesterday, which was the BIGGEST sell off in bitcoin history.
The bounce is real.
>>3491655
Biggest volume in Btc history? Eh...
>when you are down 15k from making dumb trading decisions but don't want to stop out because you keep convincing yourself tomorrow will be the day the winning starts again
dead cat down to 1800.
Then 10k in 6 months.
>>3491607
what about the fork, anon
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Just spotted this in central london yo wtf is this??
it's
>The British Bitcoin
>>3491555
it's
>The Britishit Shitcoin
dumb bongcoin
https://cointelegraph.com/news/breaking-all-chinese-bitcoin-exchanges-must-close-by-september-30
Looks like 1500 dip is going to happen after all... but with China gone doesn't mean the rest of the world is too, right?
donate me your useless bitcoins, I'll make a nice wallpaper out of them... thank you: 19ee3osPZYw5EjNpm9QddWWV4zm1tFasoN
My Chinese connection told me that this it's pretty much consensus is only temporary.
China wants to regulate crypto, not ban it
Insectoid gook government wants to use crypto to take over US world dominance, why the fuck would they ban it and be stuck to their insectoid slaten eye down syndrome gook currency?
Just buy as much as you can until end of september, when it turns out china isn't gone anyway, like always and the shit skyrockets back.
Based China now that is a superpower pajeets
SELL SELL SELL BEFORE CHINA WAKES UP
https://twitter.com/cnLedger/status/908687698738556928
This is old news and has already been priced in, CHINA knew about this before going to sleep, so if there would be a sell off it would have already been done.
Deposits are disabled for the exchanges. Without any arbitrage opportunities, expect China to sell en masse.
>>3491529
They can sell until the end of the month, many may wait and hope for spikes to sell on.
I'm a third world fag who enjoy a lot this board. I have noticed that for the most of you that live in first world countries are pretty much stressed about getting rich and stopping being a beta without self-love in a soulless society. So I would like to ask you what dou you think about going to some cheap and secure enough shithole and live with an average of 3k a month for your expenses and the rest balls deep invested. The math is this: In your first world countries you cant do shit with 3 or 5k I know that's a low paid salary. But in shotholes the low paid salaries won't go up to 390 dollars. So with a basic income of yours you can easily live on a big house near the beach, get pussy also without effort and everything else. So you come to a shithole trade for 1 or 2 years living like a god and an alpha and then you return to your countries like alphas also who succeeded on his adventure on unknown lands like Columbus!
Their adventures*
>>3491412
I'd need to leave my mother's basement then?
>>3491412
its a good idea actually. gonna think about it
>wojaks, memes, gore, porn, newbies, pajeets, eastern Europeans, other third worlders losing their shit everywhere over their $10 investment
>mfw /biz/ has become the most popular board on 4chan
>a sign that crypto is booming
>shiet I'm gonna hit seven figures this year
what a time to be alive, cheers to each one of you, we've made it /biz/raelis, from the early days of 2013 on /g/ to this day. WHAT A FUCKING TRIP!
>tfw buying BTC @ $5
right now is probably the best time to get involved in crypto since january
Somebody post the king of G pic for the newbs.
>tfw it's too late to quit a job and now you're fucking stuck
>>3491322
is that you callcenter anon?
that's not a feel that anyone has unless you're a pathetic beta male I suppose
>>3491332
Hello
>you doubted at $4500
>you doubted at $4000
>you doubted at $3800
>you doubted at $3500
>you doubted at $3200
>you doubted at $2900
do I really need to post this shit every $200?
Fuck off Jewman your days are counted
gold man sacks
lick my balls cuckman sachs
Jade token now 4 hours from a token sale. Whos ready?
sounds dope, gonna buy 50,000
>>3491273
Looks like a recolored Redd coin
>token
dropped
It's so obvious lmao
>He missed the dip again
>>3491197
How many dead cats is this now?
get margin called, faggot shorter
I got a monstrous bonner for the potential in this coin but the ccminer for suprnova only runs my cards at 50%.
Is this a problem or a feature with ccminer?
Nah m8 not a problem, the algo only uses about 50% power, compared to power-hungry algos like equihash.
>>3491036
doesnt seem to work well on my rig
Most likely shit code since Poramin is a shit coder