>sign up to slack with email account
>recieve endless emails with pajeet scams about whitelists/airdrops/tokensales
the absolute state of crypto
yeah its getting dirty, the poos finally found their new playground.
>>3442106
i've unsubsribed to the email service. Anyone who falls for the scams are legit retarded...
myetherVValet?
token sales post ICO?
private keys for airdrop?
>>3442082
Stack is cancer. Dev's are already starting to abandon it.
Every fucking weekend the crypto is over and doomed to hell and btc down to 1 dollar and it every god damn thuesday it recovers and everyone is happy untill friday why there are still people posting pink wojacks and losing money in the weekend by now everyone should know how it works
Spoiler alert, /biz/ is full of underage newcoiners
Stop it. Biz is only there to disinform the people we trade against.
Vitalik confirmed for attending Ripple's conferece.
https://swell.ripple.com/agenda/
>>3441711
More importantly Ben the Jew is going to be there LOL
BITTREX JUST ADDED A NEW COIN!!!
...funny ain't it?
Is this like the made-you-look game?
Can we play peekaboo next?
I got your nose.
In the stock market, if you pump back your IPO money into the stock to keep the price up artificially, for example to get through periods of bad publicity, do you go to jail?
>>3441386
if you sell your shares board members will take your company over. also, youd just be following the trend of everyone dumping bags.
our shitmonkey tier trading strategies and concepts dont apply to stock markets desu
>>3441482
>if you pump back your IPO money into the stock
you're BUYING shares you idiot
>>3441386
also no it's called a "stock buyback"
it's a dick move but it's not illegal
Look at Equifax's stock price. Since the hack it's down 20.78%, right after the hack it was down 13.8%.
Meanwhile in crypto some no name account on twitter says (with broken English) that money skeleton will appear on some shitcoin's conference or some other shitcoin made a deal with <insert big company here> and the price jumps 50%. Market manipulation and insider trading are literally the norm. Coins that will most likely NEVER EVER have a real use and are treated by everyone as a speculation mechanism have billion dollar market caps.
Then you have crypto forums flooded with people who're optimistic to the point of delusion and don't know shit about what they're putting their money in, fucking rappers, models and boxers shilling ICOs, money skelly himself saying we're in a huge bubble, people trying to promote their shitcoins here with memes and sexually suggestive images, actual economists saying cryptocurrencies are a huge bubble every fucking day.
Is there literally ANY way this shitshow won't end up crashing and burning?
A large scale collapse of current economic systems will lead people to find new stores of value for exchange. It already happened once in Venezuela.
>>3441379
I agree that it's a complete shitshow and the part about optimism to the point of delusion pisses me off the most. It's like there's 0 critical thinking.
This is the reason why, once I reach 10k from crypto, I'll start investing in hyped shitcoins and dump them for small gains before the whales.
>>3441412
I think a big crisis might happen in the foreseeable future but the collapse of Venezuela has nothing to do with it, if anything it'll probably begin with China. And there are probably better things to do in bearish times than buying crypto.
>>3441416
That's probably the most sensible thing to do with altcoins, I have no long term confidence in any of them.
Bernie madoff here, posting from prison.
Just found out about crypto and this looks right up my street , how do I get involved ?
easy, just buy 100k
>>3441361
Father!
>>3441361
Thanks, just ponzi'd 100k.
>register with gemini, wait two weeks
>2fa
>send in wire transfer, pay $10+ for same-day
>if ach transfer, wait one week to clear for withdrawal
>purchase eth
>send to myetherwallet
>2fa
>every time reuploading keyfile and retyping complex password
>plan to send to bittrex, triple check the addresses every transaction, if wrong address or coin then tough luck
>tx fees
>wait for 30+ confirmations
>set limit buy that never gets filled or filled too high
>processing fees
>want to send tokens back to wallet
>2fa
>tx fees
>token value crashes
>or leave tokens on exchange
>exchange gets shut down
>china
this is how you know youre still in early adopter phase
>>3441231
Why are you trading between 4 different exchanges? You would need money in your wallet to actually spend it on tangible items, like a Bitbean bodypillow.
dont say you didnt expect it
>>3441212
why the fuck would you say this now? wait a few days so they buy on FOMO.
delete this faggot
also saged
I just had a brief moment of boundless optimism and pure serenity while lurking. Who knows where I'd be if it weren't for you guys.
We're all gonna make it.
>>3441089
You need to meet the final boss, /fa/, to actually make it. Now that I'm effay, bitches kiss the ground that I walk. My boxy cut tee, ripped jeans and Onitsuka Tigers upgraded me from a 4/10 to a 9/10.
>>3441101
middle school muh brands make me cool attitude. if i saved that pic of the effay meetup i would. kek
>three more days
...before we all get together for a game of Advanced Dungeons & Dragons?
>>3441074
Kys faggot
What does /biz/ think about swarm?
>>3440960
shitcoin
>>3440960
We don't.
/thread
staaaaaaaaaaaaay poooor fags
haahahhhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahhah
nice... OP is not asctually being a faggot.
nice P&D
>>3440958
Don't forget to sell, OP.
>normie has car accident and says he's too broke to get his bumper fixed
>has a car
>too broke
I Just dont get it
@3440725
> a thread died for this off-topic shitpost
> here's your (you)
I need to get me one of those fucking magical cars that make all other costs in my life disappear, and gives me access to infinite money.
>>3440735
oh no! a thread that was viewed by 11 people that no one responded to died?? How concerning :((
Guys what do you think is going to happen with this motherfucker? Do not know whether to buy or not.
>>3440687
Its shit for now.
Wait for next year.
>>3440687
I'm not gonna buy a shit coin that literally ripped Overwatch logo