Anons poorly describe games and others guess part 4
>trick a bunch of people into hating muslims
>muslims attack people because people force muslims to let your shit tier religion live in their established country against their will
>own all of the media and be a victor in a world war so can rewrite history
>claim hitler is worse than stalin because of kpd, when stalin was worse
>be the antichrist, everyone can see but don't know
>run the world and dictate the flow of human opinion
>believe stealing from people is okay and robbing your neighbor is great
best game ever.
Alright gents got 3.
1. Goofy big head and rat on shoulder, grows goatee goes edgelord, turns out chill badass.
2. Shiggy Diggy I'm in capitalist heaven. Oh no I'm just a slave working for a shill. Wack wack fore.
3. Daddy don't love me, ended up somewhere else. Oh look Sin.
>giant skeleton never hits you.
god my sides.
ds3 for sure
Deliberately saying the wrong name to an obvious description is the oldest joke in these threads, so you're either new or you just find hearing the same joke over and over again funny.
The former option is definitely bad. The latter, well... all the more power to you, buddy.
>fucking dragon burns down the whole town.
>You shout on it to gtfo
>Mistakenly shout at a chicken instead
>All town turns to kill you instead of fighting the dragon
>time travel was just a dream
5 emo swag boys
10 years in the making
>be ps1 era
>be either samurai guy or ninja grill
>get attacked cuz fuck you
>find green grass that heals, oh shit, is this RE again?
>somehow progressing through people start vomiting moving squids that are apparently their intestines