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I really really like bananas

>>715655944
they are tasty

I think I might have killed someone and repressed it from my own memory. but I could also have invented this worry out of nowhere and started giving it false weight just by obsessing over it so much. I pretty much think about this every day

>>715656119
was it kennedy?

>>715655817
my gfs laptop is making an audio sound similar to harps that i can only hear on headphones (tried multiple pairs) but when trying to record it on my laptop input, it sounds like static.

I post her nudes with face because I want her to get recognized. I even want to fuck her in front of the person that does.

I'm a chubby girl and I'm in a sexless marriage but I'm too scared to leave because I don't think I'll find someone else

>>715656689
Post your tits and I'll tell you if you can do better. If you're honest and just chubby than you might have a chance.

Had sex with my cousin more than once

One final note before I end it. Please. Even if you don't think someone is hurting, ask them seriously if they're ok. If they say yes, ask again. Because we all put up walls and it only hurts ourselves. Be kind to eachother. And follow your heart, not a guideline.

>>715656689
Have you considered exercising and doing other things that generally make people more attractive...

>>715656689
Who'd like to fuck a whale. If I was you your husband, I would have divorced you until. Stop complaining and make yourself fuckable.

>>715657325
Are you okay?

I have to fart

>>715656689
justine?

I'm a dude in college who got raped by another dude while I was drinking on xanax, kek

>>715657367
Haha nice. I said chubby not whale. And he has ED. So. I'm already working out and dieting

>>715657325
Why would you post on a forum that you're gonna end it? Are you just attentionwhoring? Get help or kill yourself. Don't post about it on 4chan.

>>715657325
Don't end it. :). Share your story. Maybe we can help

>>715657361
Yes. Working on it.

>>715657769
What are you trying, other than exercising? What skin care and hair care products do you use? What does your mouth care routine look like? How do you pick your clothes? Do you use any perfumes or scented products? What does your husband find attractive?

I have had a gf for seven years since i was 20. Lately i have secretly wanted to cheat on her. She was my first gf and first lay. I love her, but i envy my housemates who fuck random tinder sluts every day of the week.

>>715658427
Don't be a pussy. You have the most wonderful gift of all, a loving gf. Yeah, go ruin that, if that is how much you respect her.

>>715658604
What do i do about my lust tho anon?

>>715658427
the sad thing is, you know she is envious of all her friends who also fuck random tinder guys.

she secretly wants to cheat on you as well anon

>>715658787
take it out on her. find kinks that you both enjoy.

I'm fuck buddies with my friend's gf's 14yo sister

>>715658787
Try new stuff with your own girlfriend.

>>715655817
I'm slowly doing gayer and gayer shit until my roommates ask me about it. Changing my outfits slowly to the way I talk, like really drawn out and subtle, just to see how long it takes for them to say something about it

>>715658905
She only has 3 friends, one is a religous shut in girl, one is her sister, and the other is a hot as fuck luddite who only has sex with people she dates for 4 or more months.

>>715659167
they probably wont say anything until they're drunk and you're twerking on their lap. some guys are really dense or just don't give a shit.

I accidentally 30,000 of Hillary Clinton's emails

>>715659314
Its just interesting to see how far things can go, like how once I tried to be as suspect as possible with nothing to hide, used a broken phone. They asked about it but it took a long time.

I was molested by my babysitter from about 8 yrs old to 12, I honestly don't know why she wanted to, she was a smart popular outgoing beautiful highschooler... And I was just a skinny girl she babysat every other week or so.

More than that though is that I think it had a profound effect on my sexual tastes, and as an adult, I still find myself only attracted to women who are older than I am, which isn't a problem at 22, but what about later? The idea of having to bury a partner who predeceased me sort of frightens me

I went to several gay cinemas, to have a more exiting masturbation experience. I dont find men at all attractive and would never fuck someone or let those faggots even touch me. But no one there does anything in front of anyone, they all wonder the halls aimlessly, asking themselves why the fuck they are there.

They all look sad and miserable, i pity them and me. I also have a fiancée.

I have a very large collection of furry porn. Have not told anyone, even my furry roommate in college.

>>715659908
I can give you something to be excited about honey.

>>715660292
What does that even mean?

When I was 16 I took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend. We also fucked quite a few more times.

>>715660370
I dunno man, it was my attempt at a pickup line.
That shit is rough.
When i was about 12 my best friend convinced me to jerk off with him for hours and it was pretty gay. Then about a month later a different friend made me suck his dick and tried to fuck my ass. Gay dudes kept swarming to me after that, but i love women. Dont know what went wrong.

>>715660825
My point is that it made me fap to gay shota for years. Hell i still do sometimes.

>>715655817
My family seems normal and we play normal. But, behind closed doors, well... let's say the family tree is more like a family spider web. My half-sister is also my daughter and I'm the father of his son. My older brother's father is our grandfather. My younger brother's father is my cousin and uncle. My sister has a son to me, dad and older brother. And yes, we know other families like ours. Our extended family do have recessive genes surfacing more frequently than others, but the recessive genes are good almost as often as bad. Because we look normal, we moved to an area where we can blend in as long as we keep the behind closed doors stuff secret.

>>715661344
>My half-sister is also my daughter and I'm the father of his son.
I meant HER son... stupid autocorrect. I picked the wrong word.

My girlfriend is a bitch. I hate her but at the same time I also love her. What the fuck is wrong with me?

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>>715656361

>>715661790
That's where relationships eventually go. When you work out the issues, the hate fades and things smooth out. However, if that don't happen... hate eventually erodes the love and it ends really badly.

>>715661790
You're making excuses to not improve yourself

>>715655817
Any secrets I have have been forcefully forgotten due to PTSD... Fuck.

>>715661790
I'm in the same boat. My girlfriend is a fucking cunt. I hate her, but I love her at the same time. It sucks.........it's that devil vagina magic, i'm telling ya! I've said all along that women are evil.

>>715661935
I don't even know why I hate her though. She's done nothing wrong to me but there's just some days where she'll text me 'hey, what are you up too?' or 'want to come over?' and I'll suddenly feel like I don't like her anymore and then I start to hate her for no reason. What am I suppose to do...

>>715659181
Holy fuck! This chick has serious issues. If those are her only friends, well, fucking hell! Abort anon. Abort now and leave her. Or face the consequences of having a crazy church bitch as a partner

>>715662194
You have an anger problem. Don't believe what you see on TV and the movies, anger management helps.

>>715662177
It's not her vagin or sex that's keeping me with her. I actually love her as a person. I wouldn't even care if she told me no more sex.

>>715662301
Where or who would I have see to get this kind of help. I actually don't want to feel like this anymore. It sucks loving her one moment and then hating her the next. I want to get rid of that feeling and just love her because it's not fair to her that I hate her for no reason. Gosh I feel like a idiot.

>>715662349
Well I can tell you this. My girlfriend cut me off from set 3 months ago. Shes older than me and just isn't into it anymore. Yet, i'm STILL with her. So you're right, it's NOT the sex. But what I mean is, sex is the driving force in why we seek mates in the first place, ya know? Pussy it's self is evil if you ask me. Love comes later, over time.. and once love has you? It doesn't let go. The root of that? PUSSY. That's where it always begins.

>>715662461
Just about any mental health service. If they don't provide anger management, they will point you the right direction.

>>715662461
Sounds like you got some serious mental issues lol.

>>715662349
There's always jacking off right anon?

I think every couple hates each other. That's why I never want to get married. Yes, it would be nice to have a close partner who loves and cares for me. But at the same time, I want to fuck around and do stupid shit. To be sure, love is a chemical reaction in the brain caused by ocytocin. It compels animals to breed. It hits hard and then leaves you in a failing marriage. BREAK THE CYCLE MORTY. Focus on Science

I have multiple "strange" habits.
The first one is that i put a small bell in my washing machine, so when it runs, i'll sit in front of it listening to the bell.

>>715662502
Same here.

I'm a sore loser who can't get over my ex who left me years ago so I try to make them jealous. I don't think they even give a shit and I'm probably right. Maybe I should just fuck off and an hero.

>>715662770
My name isn't Morty? Also I feel like that's not the path for me. I want to end up living with someone special but I can understand where you're coming from. Also I am focusing on science. I work as a engineering consultant.

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I was diagnosed as having ASPD/being a psychopath. Haven't told my family, friends or partner at all, none of them are the wiser about it as far as I know.

I don't really have any desire to tell them ever, as it doesn't really affect anything.

>>715662604
This is probably the best advice I ever got from /b/. Thanks man. I'll probably go see my University health centre to see if they can assist me on this. Hope they don't think I'm fucked up though.

>>715662766
I don't know. I think I'm pretty normal besides this weird love/hate feeling I keep getting towards my girlfriend.

>>715663099
My work is done here.

>>715662956
Tip: Do what's good for you, don't settle.

>>715662255
My gf isnt religious at all. I think she takes to religius people because i am an ex mormon

>>715662796
That sounds like a dope idea. What about putting something in the washing machine to make musics?

>>715663409
Ex Mormon you say. OK, my bad. Sounds like a good match to me. Good luck anon

>>715655817
I touched my mom's butt and acted like I was out of my mind drunk

>>715664048
Kill yourself

>>715663232
Not that much other anon, but brotip...if you already have started hating your gf, dont escalate that shit. I've been with my wife 16 fucking years, have raised a family with her, have been thru some extremely stressful situations together. And I've only just started adding some hate to the mix in our relationship. We are working shit out, might need to go to couples counseling to get shit back on track. But if you are already there as a youngster before you have the stress of marraige and making ends meet while trying to raise a family and deal with screaming babies and what not.... something tells me it would be a bad idea to escalate that shit.

>>715662875
Yeah, you should probably just become an hero. You sound like a bitter, vindictive piece of shit.

>>715664048
Understandable if your mom has a nice ass. Otherwise... EEEEEWWW!

>>715664200
You're a fucking joke. Kill yourself.

>>715664200
Felt nice enough

I like to sniff my hands after jerking it to see if the smell arouses me more to keep going

>>715655817
The day my best friend and his gf started dating also was the day i fucked her at my house party after he went home (obvi not knowing they started dating)
had sex multiple times and she neglected to tell me that she just started dating my best friend.
The next morning she went home and i saw her change her relationship status on Facebook and we never spoke of it again.
fast forward they are getting married after dating for 3 years and im the best man.
cant make this shit up but FUCK

>>715664321
>>715664355
You should kill your self
>>715664414
Maybe you should let him know before he gets stuck with that bitch for life. Just think about how much of a whore she'll be in the future. Save your friend the trouble.

>>715664871
yea but hes the type of person that wouldnt take this lightly.
we were both absolutely hammered and prior to that night i thought me and her had something going bc we were talking and shit

>>715656689
Katie?

I feel like leaving my girlfriend, but I'm worried that she'll kill herself. She has social anxiety, agoraphobia and a newborn(not mine, started dating when she was pregnant). I can't take her out anywhere and because she's stuck at home, I feel like I have to report every step I make and she gets paranoid when I talk to other girls, which is annoying as I have a lot of female friends. I love this girl, but I'm a laid back, reckless guy who just takes life by the day, where she's on the edge as she can have a random panic attack and constantly worries about what I could do.

>>715665427
Man, every Katie I've ever met has been a narcissistic, obsessive piece of shit. Maybe there's a reason she doesn't think she'll find anyone else xD
>leave me alone

>>715655817
I don't care about my family, and honestly wouldn't care if they all disappeared forever. The only reason I still have any contact with them is because knowing them is useful from time to time.

Kind of dreading having to see them for Christmas, because it'll be boring as fuck, but at least I'll get free food and booze out of it.

I was diagnosed with stage 3 c colon cancer 4 months ago. Haven't told anyone.

>>715666352
Wow, you sound like a fucking tool. How about you make some money and buy them something for Christmas instead of being a fucking parasite.

>>715666584
Eh. It's not like I ask them for much, not that it really matters either way.

>>715662956
>not watching Rick and Morty

Im studying in a school where like 80% of the students are male and Im a slut. I already fucked one of them and I have flirted with couple of others. Im trying to hang out mostly with other females and drink less but still Im worried this gets out of hand and everybody laughs at me. I really have no idea why I am like this, I dont even have daddy issues (I think. Dad does borrow my money all the time so that is kinda an issue)

i wish i had a girl that would just cuddle and kiss me under my blankets while it rains outside and the window is open...

>>715667132
If your dad's borrowing money from you, you got daddy issues girl.