To the guy who wanted the cactus dragon, here you go!
Well it turned out really awful and made kahl sad so kahl just abandoned it
Will probably do it another time
Tale of Two Cancerfags
Exposition: Swordbro and famous musician and innovator, Chrishop sit on a bench in the public park. It's late at night and nobody else is around.
"Hehe oh Swordbro I'm so glad you're a man so you can't oppress me!" Cfnm says lifting up his pink skirt to show his erect penis.
Swordbro shifts uncontrollably at the sight of the feminine penis Chris had. It was so large and yet so delicate. Chris was fucking crazy but he had to have that cock inside him..
"S-Sure Chris..whatever..I only hung out with you because you had clothed male nude female porn of Rukia, with or without a penis she sure is great, huh?" Swordbro mused, raking the Dorito crumbs down his Team Fortress 2 tshirt.
Chrishop seemed frustrated that he had to buy attention from Swordbro. After all, he was such a famous and successful musical genius that he should be given all of the attention without question. Ever since they had started dating it was like that, Swordbro and his Aspergers made it really hard for him to concentrate on anything but Rukia. Well, he would not be oppressed and he would change that.
A dark grin formed on Cfnm's face as he hopped casually onto Swordbro's lap, the pink bow slightly crooked from all the running around they did that day. Without permission he reaches into Swordbro's pants and frees his cock greedily moving his hands up and down it, "Are you going to continue talking about that slut or are you going to fuck me?" He asked in a dark tone, one that frightened his partner slightly.
"C-Chris you really should of asked first.." Swordbro was unable to break eye contact from Chrishop's erect penis, much larger than his own just tenting the pink floral skirt worn by the sissy. His own hands reached out to touch it. It was warm and inviting. He began to make his own movements up and down the shaft.
This continued for a few more moments until Chris aggressively pushed Swordbro horizontally down on the bench and forced his large penis against the younger male's face. "Suck my feminine penis that you love so much SB" He cooed, lowering his own mouth over Swordbros cock for a 69.
WIP Draugr , requested by another artist yesterday but I didn't get their name?
Keen to add a few more monsters to my list whole I finish this , sooooo requests?
Omg Kahl, it probably looks perfectly fine.
Enjoyably though, this is the first time I've ever seen you take a request, do it a little, scrap it, and almost adorably say you couldn't do it.
I don't know why I'm enjoying this bashful side of you.
Swordbro's eyes widened, softly crying for Rukia as he sucked Chrishops large penis. At first, he was not willing to do so, even if Chrishop was his boyfriend his heart belonged only to Rukia. Being a cuckfag, Chrishop loved it but he was also a bit of a sadist. On the opposite end he sloppily sucked at Sword's cock making him squirm as he felt himself grow harder. However this would not last long and Sword felt a stinging pain go up his spine. "CHRIS STOP"
"You were thinking about her again, you were oppressing me!" The sissy faggot shouted at the top of his lungs between mouthfuls of Swordbro's cock, which he was now using his teeth to forcibly bite and tear at the skin. Swordbro coughed and spat out Chrishops donger and it proceeded to swing slightly, Chrishops sweaty balls slapping Swordbro in the face, "I did not consent to this Chris, you are raping me! RUKIA HELP! RUKIA RUKIA RUKIA RUKIA.."
Oh god he was having his Rukiezures again.
Gorefags are going to love it.
Chrishop was not about to let Swordbro go free when he acted this way. After all, he was so very famous and important. His innovations (too many to name) changed the world so drastically. He was insulted. Swordbro's shaft had begun to bleed from the teeth tearing at the top layer of skin and Chrishops teeth stained with blood, so he withdrew from the cock and instead pulled a switchblade from the brown pocket of his shirt, "You'll regret choosing Rukia over me!"
Without warning he drove the sharp edge of the blade into the flesh of the penis, tearing into it unforgivingly, "Men are more oppressed because of women. Did you know that the draft age makes it so very unfair and unequal and that more women hit men than men hit women??? You would not like her so much if you would just realize how great I am.." He seethed, Swordbro screaming in pain slowly subsiding from the loss of blood.
The appendage itself was loose from the base and Chrishop instinctively began to tug on it, eventually freeing the entire cock in his hand. He held it up to his own with a wide grin, "Look how small it is, haha. Oh man I wish a girl would shove her vagina in my face so you'll do with your new pussy! We can give this one to Rukia, you won't be needing it!" Chrishop threw the dejected penis into the nearby trashcan and shoved his face into the open gash repeatedly until blood poured down his face like syrup on pancakes.
Swordbro only conversed occasionally, until the skirted man ejaculated over his face and stood up to stare at the night sky. It was a good date night. Everything went well. Both hands gripped at Swordbros ankles as Chrishop drug him towards the rivers edge and pushed him in a bit aggressively. Halfway into the water Swordbro awoke and could do nothing but cry quietly for Rukia as he died in the oceans waves. The only response he heard was Chris's laugher from ashore until a final, "HEY YOU YOU IN THE POLICE CAR, YOU ARE OPPRESSING ME, I DIDN'T SAVE ANY CUB PORN OR CP!!! Did you know that MEN are the ones who are oppressed I think that---". And all faded to black.
(pt5 - fin)
Oh boy! Get a load of the cancer on these posts. Daaaamn gurl. If I didn't know any better I'd say it's stage 4. Mmmm just how I like it baby.
>Disgruntled dragon girl
Props for making me actually draw one of my ocs
I BET MORE MEN GET ABUSED BY MEN THAN WOMEN BY MEN. NO BIG DEAL IF IT'S IN THE SAME GENDER RIGHT? Not talking about sex. Think wholistically.
You are oppressed.
And you just aren't aware of it.
It's literally like having a sun burn, and saying "i'm not sunburnt.
Men oppress other Men all the time.
Look at the person i'm talking to above you.
Hello thread, just wondering if the girl I made this for is here?
>but i'm so glad you're here to tell me how i'm supposed to feel
But your opinions on this matter are sole based on how others have taught you how to feel about it.
Do you need an education on the oppression of men?
>how others have taught you how to feel about it
no they aren't
i don't feel oppressed because i'm not fucking oppressed
it's not like anyone came up to me on the street and said "hey quick reminder, you're not oppressed"
dont read this cuz it actually works
You will be kissed on the nearest Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However, if you do not post this in at least 3 threads you will die in 2 days. Now that you're reading this, don't stop. This is so scary. Put this in at least 5 threads in 143 minutes, and when you're done press F6 and your lover's name will appear on the screen in big letters. This is so scary, it actually works.
The Hot Date
By: Another Anon
Anon had himself placed at the junction between Spam Road and Circlejerk Highway. Diarrhea drizzled from the sky like it did every other day. It was just how the weather worked. He's not coming. That's what you told yourself. On your way to the slut house you lost coordination and tripped into a shit puddle.
"Need a hand?"
It was him, that red canuck is actually here.
"Oh umm... I-I'm fine.." you manage to stutter out. Just get yourself up. Smile a bit as well, hide how nervous you are.
>Men oppress other Men all the time.
And this is bad why? This is how male friendships work. We oppress one another until we're so impressed that we become bros for life and shit.
10 minutes for a single request.
alright guys i did what i can to balance my character, combat wise
i'll go through the list, then you can call me an autist, OK?
>technology is more realistic, and the portals require more time to open
>focus on speed and intelligence, use of planning and logistics to win battles, and knowing when to retreat
>ki is limited to basic defense and punches, which at most hurt as much as a taser
>The nanobots in the bloodstream only help slow age and nullify disease and radiation. No strength enhancements, no healing factor, nothing that would help in combat
>The direct side effect of the nanobots is being sterile
some other minor things, i think its a fairly balanced character now, at least in the context of the draw-fighting.
Yes. Yes you are.
And i can prove it.
Then he's lucky to not be born different.
Patriarchy is FORCED upon Men.
Even Women won't date a Man who isn't the stereotypical Male.
That's not even real friendship. that's dipshit.
>im gonna do it
in a bit
hey, i asked for that, thanks for working on it
>this is for the guy who was waiting for Macho Man Randy Savage doing the elbow drop on Rah
Honestly you're no more imbalanced than all the demons wandering around here or mythological shit. As a human-based avatar you're greatly disadvantaged from the start. Just don't one-hit and you're good.
>Just don't one-hit and you're good
only time she did that was somewhat jokingly to anonvatars and she still got chewed out by someone for it kek
people are gonna complain about how you fight regardless of the circumstances
hello thread... trying something new I guess, let's see how long this lasts.
You're overthinking this.
You can be an overpowered character with just a spoon...or you can be a walking Rob Liefeld drawing with a million gadgets and a billion pockets and still be a wet paper towel in a battle.
What you have is only a part of it.
What matters most is what you DO.
You're so invested in your character that you take everything that happens to you super seriously. You invent a million multi-dimensional excuses for why something didn't hit you or why you're still alive after getting blown out by a joke attack.
That fumbling desire to give excuses to everything. That obsessive need to come out unhurt from every situation.
THATS what makes you boring.