So /b/, I did something stupid, this girl I slept with is saying

>>673413216
fucking run m8

just leave op
fuck it
get a new haircut new style

next time you should just get the pill urself for the lady

>>673413216
You have a couple options.

>First try to ignore her an see if she forgets about going after you.

>Second you can tell her boyfriend what she did...

>Third ask for DNA test when the baby is born (if it IS yours you're fucked tho).

>If it all fails just kill her

>>673413216

Buy this:
http://www.sciencecompany.com/Chloroform-16oz-Reagent-ACS-P16931.aspx

Use it on her when she's already asleep. Then use a coat hanger.

>>673413216
Ask her to do the DNA test, and if you're a father take the fucking responsibility. Don't run. What are you? A nigger?

>>673413216
Get DNA test, if yours, don't be a fucking twit. You don't have to be best friends with the girl, but be a fucking father to your child.

>>673413936
Kek this guy. You /b/ros never fail to amaze me but i do agree op. You can scare the bitch too. Tell her youll tell everyone including her bf that shes a nasty fucking whore. Hopefully resulting i her leaving you be and you disappearing and changing said look and style. Good luck brit fag i feel for you

>>673414258
THE EDGE. jeez i dont even wanna click that. Faggot

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>>673414261
>>673414387
>how to identify people with daddy problems

>>673413216

Or, the unpopular opinion, grow a spine, man up and take responsibility for your mistakes.

>>673414855
You fucking cuck

>>673414855
>>673414261
>>673414387
C'mon guys it's 2016, raising children is a thing of the past

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>>673413216
Next time you cum in that bitch's mouth instead of her pussy.
Pic related for your only solution now

>>673415084
That's why we all love zelda, he always knows what to do.

Better get ready to pay for an abortion, or be stealthy with a coat hanger

>>673414258
That would kill her.

>>673415306
His name is Navi, not Zelda, you fucking moron!

>>673415084
not funny

I had a girl do that to me, kept demanding proof, she said she took a pregnancy test and it came up negative, but she went to the doctors and they told her she was pregnant. I told her eventually the pregnancy test would show positive, so either show me that, or documentation from the doctors. She said the doctor left her a voice mail, I said record it and send it to me(told her how, also obgyn don't leave detailed voicemails) I said if she doesn't show me proof to fuck off. A few days later she said she had a miscarriage, I told her to go see a shrink because she has mental issues, never heard from her again. I kept track of her social networking for a little to make sure she wasn't pregnant, definitely nerve racking, but you need to see proof legally your obligated, if she doesn't, you can lawyer up

>>673415494
His name is Link....

>>673413216
i've heard about vitamin C high doses to cause miscarriage

>>673413216
Is pic even related?

>>673413216
hot-tubs and alcohol can solve a lot of problems
>nudge nudge
>wink wink

OP here, so what is it like in UK anyway? if I'm the father do I pay child support for the rest of my life? what if she seeks me when I cut contact?

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>>673413216

>they don't sell it to anyone but the one taking it

Holy shit I didn't know UK was a 3rd world country.

>>673416617
yup, I went to the pharmacy on my own, out of curiosity and the girl there said I need to bring my "partner" (lied that she's my gf) with me.

It's happening to me too I've cut all ties fuck it

>>673416594
Depends on whether she forces you to keep the child. I doubt that she'd win a custody battle and the kid would more than likely go under your care, unless you put it up for adoption if you have financial issues.
>>673416617
With David Cameron around trying to fuck outta the EU you'd be not surprised. Anon here is from the shitty land of UK.

>>673413216
>sloppy unprotected sex

did you cum in her?

>>673417186
No shit

>>673413216
I can walk into any pharmacy and buy it. I'm a dude. I thought your health system was so much better there. You are fucked man.

>>673417031
Except that court bias is a thing and somehow the whore would win the custody battle.

>>673413216
she's a liar? you're an idiot.

>>673413216
ha, OP fucked some dudes chick, and gets what he deserved. looks like you earned your reward OP

>>673417414
Court bias is annoying tbh. Depends on her age, really. She could call the rape card but she clearly gave consent in this scenario... So. Really, this would probably be appealed to high court if necessary and I doubt the judges there are biased to gender.

>>673417257
well why the fuck did you do that, couldn't you have just pulled out? It's your own fault

>>673417186
I pulled out, but I've stuck it back in afterwards, without even a good wipe...

>>673417840
Then it's on your own head OP.

>>673417612
>>673417414

How to fuck over someone's life:

>have consensual sex
>if they used a condom, get the cum and get yourself pregnant
>if not, pray you get pregnant
>few days later
>say the guy raped you
>police will believe you if you have a vagina
>go through with pregnancy
>have child
>make him pay child support unless he can prove it wasn't him
>free money
>???
>profit

>>673413216
I believe this website can help you out:

http://churchofeuthanasia.org/index.html

>>673418151
>>673417612
she keeps saying she wouldn't force me to take responsibility and that I can fuck off if I want, but I don't believe a word she says...

>>673418151
Yes, because after the suffragettes. UK went kinda shitty with feminazi bias.
>>673418356
Women are like that. It's all "fuck off, I want sex" until they get pregnant and think "oh shit I've gotta raise this kid, better give it to the husband who APPARENTLY RAPED ME even tho I gave consent and just on internal period"

>>673413216
>Slam her with an uppcut
>chain into a sick 45-hit combo
>channel your ki into finisher move
>rupture her ovaries
>win

>>673419459
pretty much this

>>673414261
>>673414855
was actually considering this. I do think I'd like kids at some point in life, but this girl is a horrible human being and would be a terrible mother...

I think I will do what this >>673415882
anon said here and if doesn't work... run

>>673416024
not at all, she was not even near that and obviously cum went inside not out...

If she knows your address (she was at your place, right?), then she can find out you full name by asking the neighbors and stuff, so you can't really hide that easily.

>>673420138
I'm renting a room, no official contract with the landlord, no postage coming to this address and was living here for 3 months, at which point I'm moving somewhere else.
only thing is my phone number. which is on contract with the carrier

>>673413216
First of all, if you say she's a slut why will she want to get pregnant
Second, try to hit her in the uterus with a tazer
And finally, check'em

>>673413216
Only knows your first name and number? Bail. You cant find anyone with just that info. But leave the city in the long term.

sauce?

Tell her it's not a big deal getting the morning after pill. Girls take that for acne breakouts. Look it up and show her. She can pretend she's getting it for that. If she doesn't have acne on her face pretend it's backne idk

>>673420381
>only thing is my phone number. which is on contract with the carrier
Are you fucking kidding me? Giving your social network a new number is the smallest price you'll ever pay for not having to raise an unwanted child.

>>673413216
if you know she's a slut and sleep around, why the fuck are you having unprotected sex?

>>673420381
So you can rent a room without telling your name to anyone? Interesting, but let's say I believe it, because why not.

Also, I just realized that she is embarassed to ask for a morning after pill at the pharmacy, but not embarassed to get a kid out of nowhere? Better think before stincking it to crazy next time, OP.

What if you straight out just refuse to take a DNA test? How can the government force you to do that considering it is your body? Women have the right to straight out abort using the argument that it is "their body" and they can do what they like with it, so why do men have to be subjects of medical related tests if they do not want to considering it is also their body?

I don't understand. If you straight out refuse a DNA test then what happens? Technically any women can make the claim they are pregnant with your kid. Where are the rights protecting men from being subjects of that harassment? Men should also have the right over their own bodies too.

Tell her you can't have kids. Simple m8

>>673413216
Message her boyfriend on facebook and tell him that she's been cheating on him with you. Tell him she just told you that she's pregnant with your baby.

That she keep her busy and off your hands for a while.

>>673421385
Good idea. Make sure to your real account.

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>>673413627
This. and good luck OP, here's something for the journey.

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>>673420887
my phone number isn't linked with any social network

>>673420794
don't have one, but here's something similar

>>673413216
>and they don't sell it to anyone but the one taking it
Lmao sucks to be you. I've bought that shit for bitches I've fucked drunk so many times. No one has ever cared

>>673421317
If you refuse then they automatically presume because your failing to give dna that it's your baby and are made to pay csa anyway

>>673421308
sure, there are loads of landlords who don't want to pay all kind of taxes and whatnot, or keep the houses up to some standards and have inspections

>>673421335
did that.

>>673421385
don't have her fb either, but I guess I could find if I looked hard

>>673415919

His name is Robert Paulson.

>>673415919
I thought his name was Zelda

>>673421740
your metaphorical social network. The people who would actually call or text you

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>>673413216

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA8n5NvacYc

>>673421643
Badurple

drug her then pull out the old coat hanger

>>673422975
naaaah m8, I'm new in the city and we don't share any friends. we wouldn't anyway, she seems to have only her bf and guys she sleeps with. also we're different age group

>>673422189
>don't have her fb either, but I guess I could find if I looked hard

Do it. No man deserves to be deceived into raising another man's baby. Of course, that's in case she actually IS pregnant. Also, she may be more likely to abort if it will repair her shattered relationship with her BF. Even if it couldn't repair it, she may abort anyway because she knows the baby will permanently remind her of this shitty situation. BF will likely be telling her to abort if he knew about you.

Also, if she isn't pregnant, she'll be exposed as a fraud at the loss of both you and her boyfriend which may teach her to stop being a lying cunt in the future.

Either way, the moment you expose her she will immediately cut ties with you. You're free and she will get what's coming to her.

>>673423377
Well then, burn your phone, it's her only link.

>>673423377
Ain't no fun if the homies can't have none.

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Well OP, might be watching you on here one day then.

>>Cinnamon stimulates the uterus and could easily help induce an abortion and reduce the pain that comes with it. You are advised not to cook the spice because this removes components that speed up the induction of an abortion. You can instead take cinnamon supplements as these are more potent.

Put cinnamon on her pussy

OP just leave her, change locations get a new haircut and don't go to the same places you used to shop work ect

>>673415919
Did you really miss one of the largest jokes? Or are you b8? I honestly can't tell, so good b8 if b8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kcRUA3Y4tw

>>673413216
That hair tho, got any pics of her face?

>>673413216
I hope she is pregnant with your baby and your life gets fucked. Fuck anyone who sleeps with people in relationships. You people ruin lives just so you can have sex a couple times.

Get fucked OP.

>>673413216

it was a set up. she wanted to get pregnant from the start.

>>673426157
she's the one that sleeps around tho. she was even telling me about this guy she was seeing behind her bf's back. and how she had a threesome with another dude.

>>673428060
And you had sloppy unprotected sex with her? Sorry /b/ro, your own stupidity got you where you are.

>>673428060
You were a part of it. How can you act like you're guiltless? Yeah she's worse, but you played a role.

When somebody commits a murder, the police don't just arrest the killer. They arrest get away drivers, harbors and any other accomplices.

You're an accomplice to something shitty and that makes you guilty of being a shit person too.