anon, why aren't you happy ?

I have all my material needs covered, but don't have a gf

Cause I'm married and my wife does not enjoy the same things as I do.

>>673405027
because I'm witnessing your pic witch indicates the level of your own degenracy

I'm sad a fellow human is a degenerate...

But I am too, dont worry

>>673405027
I have a degenerative back condition which has ruined my life and my body

>>673405027

Because the weather at the ski resort I'm going to on Sunday is forecast to be shit...

I don't have any objectives in life.
I feel lost. I have the power to do so much but I don't have the strive to do it. That's why I joined the army so I could be given tasks to fulfill. For the first few year's I felt alive but then it started all over again. I feel the need to do something but I don't know what to do. I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST I'M LOST

>>673405027
i find contentedness to be a much more realistic goal

Because I've been given every opportunity to succeed and I've fucked them all up. Great family. Great friends. Can't blame anyone but myself.

>>673405258
how is enjoying two women sucking a dick degenerate? don't you want two women sucking your dick?

>>673405027
Because two babes aren't slurping my 4" cock like that ans swallowing my smegma

>>673406155
I would do, but it is degenerate nonetheless

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>>673405258

>witch

kill yourself faggot

My advice to you all is to really imagine being homeless and then realize that you're just suffering from ugrade-itis

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>>673405027
Pic related

Prolly a chemical imbalance.

>>673406627

wishing my death for an extra little "t" letter

hurrrr durrrrrrr

>>673405027
My gf won't cuck me
All i want it to eat cum out of her pussy

>>673405767
>>673405926
le mayo

>>673407005
faggot

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>>673405027
Probably a chemical imbalance, but I refuse to take pills. I am not a slave to the machine, man. Just a corporate scheme to make you their slave. They put depressants in the water and push alcoholism so you dig yourself into a hole and have to pop pills to escape.
Or its because I have no one to share my life with. But that's way less fun to speculate about.

>>673406627

hey look this post :

>>673407005

>All i want it to eat cum out of her pussy

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>>673406009
lel same here life is dull

>>673405027

I shitpost passive-aggressive ironic memes, but in the meantime I feel dead inside.

>>673406350
but why? explain.

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>>673405027
i am tho

>>673405027
frigid girlfriend - been together 4 years and no sex
very few friends as live away from home
shitty job
not much money

Because 99.99% of my species is made up of egotistical dumb fucks who care more about fucking and throwing balls around than ensuring everyone has food and a home. Because a bunch of tribes on the verge of entering the age of enlightenment while they war with each other are somehow considered more of a threat than the fact more than half of all the bees in the world have died in the past 20 years. Because assholes think a 17 year old getting laid by a 15 year old is a major social problem when in Africa 10 year olds pick up guns and join the army.

I'm not happy because I'm cursed to be one of a very few intelligent people surrounded by billions of mouth breathing retards and the only cure is to kill them all, which isn't even possible.

>>673407533

it's boring and animalistic

nothing further can come out of it except suffering when it ends

'Cause I wish I was something I'm not and hate what I am. Being trans sucks m8.

>>673407187
its because you sit on /b/ all day instead of doing anything that makes you happy

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>>673406778
Frodo makes you unhappy?

>>673407187
good man anon. glad to see that some ppl out there see the grande scheme and say fuck that. stay strong bud.

>>673407187
but you're a slave to your cerebral defects. at least the pills you can adjust the dosage to your liking.

I self sabotage things im supposed to fix, and im confined in a shit situation where I cant really tell which option is shittier, none of it is really my fault

>>673406123
People like you are wastes

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>>673405027
Because i have a 6.5L ~ 3.5G inch dick, no job and no gf...

Also small dick..

>>673408155
nice compassionate feel right here

retard

>>673408236
3.5in girth dick? Pencil dick mode?

>>673408155
thanks man

>>673405027
Because it's been weeks since one woman has sucked my cock let alone 2

>>673407739
lmfao go be a faggot somewhere else

>>673405027
Because even though I'm a 185 cm 63 kg 9/10 alpha, I will never gain the affection of a qt3.14 petite French girl in the year above me. Why even live?

>>673408460
glad I made you laugh, kid

i am

>>673408384
is 3.6 * And is that concidered pencil dick ?

>>673405027
i am not happy because i dont have two chicks licking my pecker

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>>673405205
>don't have a gf
http://www.thecoreofattraction.com/how-to-get-a-girlfriend-tutorial/

>>673408695
so funny, 9gag tier 12yo nigger

>>673408460

>>673405253
whyd you marry her you moron

>>673408885
>9gag
>12yo
>nigger
>winterfag

>>673408554
What bad can come out of that situation

>>673405027
I know it sounds like feel-good crap, but happiness actually starts inside oneself

>>673407967
I work all day. Cant get /b/ where I work either. Then it's like, video games and drinking.
>>673408043
Honestly, it's because I am afraid what happens if the pills dont work. Then what.

>>673407005
>cum in her pussy
>go down on her.
>?????
>profit!

>>673405027
Because I live in Venezuela and I'm not one of the fuckers that ran away with all the money. Also, I'm hungry

>>673405027
My gf is a legit landwhale with a 1/10 face and I'm not even joking, but I lack the energy to pursue someone better.

Constant loneliness.

Finally got an appointment with someone for CBT, or at least an initial appointment to see if it'll help me, because I feel lonely all the time, even when I'm with people, and I'm fucking fed up of it.

>>673405027
I am. Life is good, what's not to love?

>>673409337
ánimo tío, no te vengas abajo y busca algún trabajo online para ahorrar y salir del hoyo

>>673409128
nothing, you are right.

it's perfectly safe and normal

good bye

>>673409354
kek, just use your hand while you build up the motivation man.

I dumped the last bitch that was into me cause she was too hairy in the head, like, not even an actual reason.

You deserve better.

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Written this today.

Pic related

Because my butthole has aids and nobody cares

>>673409128
I mean not safe

I mean, it's so gran

yeah getting your dick licked by two chicks is the paradise for sure

no problem ahead surely

also dick tastes good, I mean, piss taste good

also girl saliva is sexy

all slime is sexy

yum

all is ok

>>673405205
the first situation will change after you get the second.

>>673409337

That sucks man, sorry to hear it.

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>27
>work hard at a decent paying management job in vidya QA 5 days a week
>sticking with my gf of 2 years basically just because of loyalty at this point
>actually gay but havent acted on it for basically a decade
>been presenting someone who is not me since I've been 6 or 7 because of hardcore anxiety that I have never told anyone about
>absolutely no notion of self or identity
>removed 'happy' as a concept from my life years ago in order to remain functional
>comfortablynumb.7z

>>673405253
like what? If it's stuff like fucking other women then yeah, I get her. If it stuff like hiking or swimming then wash her pants until they shrink so she thinks she's fat and wants to do calorie burning activities (includes anal)

>>673409937
well here's an opportunity to learn
>tells how he waits because she needs to know the guy blablabla...
FUCK IT! cry it all out, get all the hatred out, let if flow through your body until it plays out, then focus on the next thing

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>>673405027
because I study art history

>>673405253
are you me????

>>673409762
Yeah, deep down I guess I know I deserve better but I have dated about 8 women the last 4 months and I'm just sick of it.
I'm not too keen on being alone either. Three years ago I got dumped by my gf of 7 years and It took me about two and a half years to get the courage to even approach women again. Two and a half years without women is a long time and makes a man feel lonely.

>>673410520
Yeah, bitch-move like that isn't worth it.
Git any tips to not follow "her", but getting her wanting you?

>>673410691
he doesnt care if he is you and so are we, fuck you

Because I have feelings for someone despite knowing that it'll never be possible that he feels the same way

I fucking hate being bisexual

>>673409669
Es lo que estoy tratando de hacer, de hecho mañana tengo una entrevista con alguien en Panamá. El problema es que me robaron la laptop el día que me secuestraron y no he podido conseguir otra, lo que me dificulta trabajar fuera de la oficina en la que estoy

>>673410128
Thanks anon

>>673410848
wow for once it isn't op thats the faggot

Only people that not change and stay like they are, are /b/rothers.

>>673410889
pon un anuncio en algún sitio de crowdfunding o algo similar (hay muchisimos) explicando tu situacion y por qué necesitas un laptop —seguro que en poco tiempo reunes el dinero, puedes publicitar tu anuncio de crowdfunding aquí mismo y en más sitios
es solo una idea pero seguro que puedes ;)

>>673408669
Considering you are above average on length and below average on girth by an inch. Yea.

i had a thing for this girl (A) and basically got friendzoned. one of my best buds (X) has been gettin real friendly with her lately (we all have a class together). the guy has a "girlfriend" (B)

this "girlfriend" was a girl that our mutual best friend (Y) had a thing for way back in the day but got rejected hard, X knew that (just like how he knew i had a thing for A), and now here he is like a year after getting with B and Y still hates his guts.

basically what im afraid of is history repeating itself. X is pretty smooth with the ladies (not much to look at though) and i don't know how much he actually cares about or likes B.

what the fuck do i do /b/

>>673411263

Es una tremenda idea! Lo haré, muchas gracias

>>673411477
fuck...

it's been 3 days since the last time i eat, i'm poor as fuck, my internet will be cut down in 3 weeks. I cannot find a job without people from my branch family trying their hard to make me fired.

>>673409937
The second she told you she wants to take things slow to make sure you should yelled next and moved on.

That is basically a grade A example of a chick leading a guy in exchange for attention and gifts.

>>673412450
i mean the ugly guys losers that smell like shit n think better then everybody n too ugly to hurt ppl with looks but is ugly n still try to hurt the popular people n is ugly n smell like dog poop n the ugly guys losers is ugly n they think there better then everbody

>>673405027
i can't even tell her that i like her :(

>>673405027
n ugly n selfish n gotte to give them things like there mom who think there ugly n spolied

>>673405027
I don't know.

>>673413284
que nos dé fuerza a nosotros pq menuda mierda tb jeje...

>>673405027
To many fagots shit posting

my eczema has kept me a prisoner of my own body
My weekends are spent "healing" rather than doing anything fun.
I have to plan everything out days prior to make sure my skin wont do some turbo gay shit like cracking and flaking

right now i have plastic wrap around my neck because my neck is split open at the creases and i feel like dying

>>673405027
I get a lift to college everyday and on the way I see a girl who goes another college and we both smile at each other. How can I get in her panties /b/

>>673405027
My brain chemistry currently does not allow for any state other than 'meh'. I anticipate a change some time in the next few days.

>>673405027
Sauce

>>673405027
how the ugly people losers leave out the popular people in the grammys

>>673405027
my gf doesn't want to fuck other guys in front of me

>>673406123
i'm there man. i'm barely getting by, but have had every opportunity to succeed, I just keep fucking up somewhere. I'm the blacksheep, and i deserve to be.

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because nothing fulfills me
I just live on and wait till something happens
something that happens and that will have me think "now everything makes sense, I'm glad I made it to this very moment"
>hopefully one day

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Mother is toxic to me. I'm afraid to tell her I have a gf of 4 years. Father ripped in car crash when I was 8. Gf keeps my mood up, but we can't see each other often (usually once per week). Can't focus on becoming software engineer because anxiety from shit above. I feel useless whenever not around Her.


>pic not related

i'm retarded, but have a job that requires being non-retarded.

i'm frequently humiliated 'cause my retardation shows up at critical moments.

i've realized dignity doesn't exist. my whole life will always be endless embarrassment.,

>>673405027
how the ugly people losers leave out the popular people in the grammys
or the ugly hipo losers leave out attrative nerd women n awrsome ppl out the grammys

>>673407542
4 years no sex......nope

>>673405027
because my girlfriend is fat, wont stop eating and i aint had a fuck in 2yrs. Im ugly as fuck so cant get a bit on the side.

>>673405027
the ugly people losers leave out the popular people in the grammys

>happiness thing...
>might be relevant
https://youtu.be/kipdCWYiotk

>>673405027
and the ugly people losers are pathatic

>>673408782
thx actually helped

>>673405027
and the so the ugly people loseers are pathatic n lame

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>>673407578
whoa, are you me? do you see as I do? I feel bad for you because it makes me depressed everyday i hear someone at work talk about a celebrity scandal like it's the end of the world.

also sorry you fucked a 15 year old.

>>673405027
Because, no matter what I do, I can't let go of regrets.
25 out of 30 years I've wasted
Unemployed, because of that
Fat
Hardly any marketable skills
No steady income
Friends are all in careers and building families


I just can't stop feeling like a failure. I wish nothing more than a chance to do it all again.

Because people are going to start dying real soon and I'm not ready for it.

>>673405027
n everwhere n try to control the popular y yy people

>>673414522
similar situation but getting out
where are you from?
wanna mastermind?

>>673405027
so fuck there tv shows

>>673414522
Yes you are a fucking failure at 30 you should at least have some life goals achieved. Lame ass...

>>673405027
n the grammys n oscars is yy is not are yy not real competition
n they look fat
n hipos
like the ugly people losers n the ugly hipo t tlosers

>>673405027
so they still angry cause they still suck n ugly

>>673405027
im not a girl

i never will be a girl

i never will be pretty

>>673405027
Because my mental disabilities constantly hold me back. I'm lucky enough to be both smart and attractive but I can't do shit with it because of my social anxiety and depression. I constantly talk myself out of doing what I know is best for me just because of some unfounded fear that I always feel.

I find that I've been sliding deeper and deeper into solidarity, even though I live with my girlfriend and work with some very close friends.

Its probably the weed to be honest. I struggled with a heroin addiction in the past and it's been 5 years since I've used any "hard" drugs but the beast is still there.

I got bronchitis a few days ago and haven't had any outside contact for about 4 days and it's really wearing on me. I get so bitter and hateful and cynical when I'm alone.

I wish I lived in a different time. I'm not meant for this era.

>>673405027
and the ugly hipo losers are everwhere
n so competitive that has to kill biggie smalls
so dont look stupid in public yy not with looks but the ugly way

>>673412450
uiu

>>673414969
Not with that attitude you won't. Get your hormones and start passing, woman!

>>673414969
you are a girl listen to you!!

>>673414646
Netherlands. I'm trying and applying but recruiters really don't seem to like the wasted years in my life.

How is it going with you?

>>673414775
Not sure what your goal is, but you might have noticed that I'm aware of that.

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>>673405027
I can't get a job --> can't get an apartment --> can't move out of my folks place --> getting depressed...

I'm not really asking much here, just a job so i can get an apartment and live my life. A girlfriend wouldn't hurt either..

Why does life have to be so cruel?

>It's not like i ever wanted to come here

>>673407187
check this fag out

>>673414474
lol this fake advertising

>>673405027
and the ugly people losers read the popular people
put it cartoons
and the ugly people losers are smart enough to get along with the popular people even tho no choice
n make it look like the ugly people losers get along with the popular people on tv shows so the cable tevlievion dont look lame

>>673405027
If you give them a knife... should they cut it off?

>>673405027
rgr

>>673415272
me from Spain, if you are truly motivated to change your life around add me, want an accountability partner?

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>>673405027
because of bananas

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I am happy.

>>673409148
They teach that a lot in the therapy program I'm in.

>>673415191
its near impossible to get on hormones here.

and people hate trannies here so i will probably get murdered.

>>673415205
more like just a sad delusional sack of crap

Because I keep repeating the same mistakes and I regret things that I haven't done more than the things I have. I also always think of what could have been if I acted differently.

I guess I've never been happy actually.
But I'm OK, though.

Life be hard. No cash, no jawb, mental illness. Check out the crab in the bucket.

>>673405027

because i've never wanted to do anything with my life but at the same time i dont want to end it. i'll probably do a bunch of drugs and off myself when the times comes. even writing this makes me more worn out with "living"

>>673412450
n they cant fight

>>673405027
im lonely but people terrify me

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>>673407997

>>673405027
and is annoying and need ugly help to hurt popular people

>>673415660
because it's true
>>673415652
this guy got it wrong
>here's how it actually works
https://youtu.be/RHVpTG6dsnI
>>673414319
this guy got it right

>>673405027
Anxiety and stress

>>673415331

damn even i got a job and i'm fucking useless. try employment classes. i went from a crappy resume to a full one with little experience. tho i got hired w/ my shitty one

>>673416143
>here's how it actually works
>https://youtu.be/RHVpTG6dsnI

holy shit what a fucking fag.

>>673405027
If i knew why i'd deal with it and be happy.

>>673405027
Bec i dont know how to code server in asynchronous tcpserver and it is driwing me nuts .
Fuck gf anthat shit i want to code in C#

>>673416482
prove him wrong then

>>673410564

Wuuuuut
That's no art nigga
They used those pots for oil, olives, wine and shieeet
Would you say your cooking pot would make art in two thousand years time?

>>673405027
caues to too ugly to hurt poplular people with looks but still try to be better then the popular people
but the popular people cant bully them
not cause there scared cause they serve us things we need like clothes or drinks or food
and the ugly guys losers that is too ugly to hurt people with looks n smell like ppoop or ee dog poop try to tell popular guys are scared of them to the ugly women ugly loser e s that is force to like the ugly guys losers anyway cause the ugly guys losers are everwhere like work places n other places
but is funny looking
n the ugly women losers the is only going along with it cause need money but the ugly women losers think the ugly guys losers are lame n funny looking
n there some that cant make any friends
and just watch the popular people
like the ugly moutaion lion guy that is ugly and is loser
with the ugly virgo help
to help
understand uu al ot
so fuck there movies
and there a bunch of pussies that lie and try way too hard n thats why the ugly guys losres that is ugly and try too hard and ugly and too ugly to hurt popular people with looks is funny looking cause ii try too hard and is ugly
and try to be better then everybody
uu by lying and try too hard uuu e enthey smell like shit n try to look ee u u and try to be e and try to be better then everybody e e

I'm afraid I'll never love someone else as much as her, again.
Fuck up with medication may be causing my kidneys to fail.
Freshly developed alcohol dependency.

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I FUCKING HATE BEING ALONE. IM GOING TO DO IT IF I DON'T TALK TO A REAL HUMAN BEING.

(402) 8138869

>>673415614
Thanks, man really. I think my problem isn't accountability, but regret. I just can't forgive myself for whatever decisions I made in the past. I think I just might need a shrink and some pills.

>>673405027
because i live in a fucked up country, with people with fucked up standards, and i'm surrounded by idiots.
because i don't find any motivation in life
because i'm just 1.69m and it doesn't matter if i'm smart,funny,quite handsome etc etc, and for the girls it's the height that comes first(at least in this shithole country)
because i've just found out that my ex is a fucking whore and was even before we dated
the list could go on and on

>>673414522

Get in shape, dude, and everything will turn out for the best

>>673405027
n the ugly guys losers that smell like e e dog poop and is too ugly to hurt people with looks control all the losers
thats why there pathatic
n lies about hurting people with looks
n try too hard
and is selfish
n funny looking
n semll like dog e e poop
and try too e e
and try to be bettter then everybody

>>673416751

Nice airsoft replica faggot

because i cannot convince anybody to participate in open source projects together ;( foreveralone.jpg

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>>673405027
I can't excatly say that I'm unhappy, but. BJ like in OP's gif would sure make things better

>>673416757

>shrink and pills
...gun and bullets?

>>673416405
But it did help you out with it? and i've been thinking, since i don't have a job right now i could try to get into schools.

>>673405027
n there ugly
n everywhere
with there funny looking face
always try to grab everything cause is selfish n people get angry cause the ugly guys losers that semlll ike shit n too ugly to hurt people with looks e ee is funny looking is ugly and funny looking n ugly n r rr sploied
and lies
n semll like dog poop

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>>673405027

But I am, anon.

The knowledge that I will never have to work a single day in my life stops me from becomind sadfrog.

>>673405027
cus i am a fat fuck.

>>673405027
so ugly people losers treat the popular people like prisoners
but on like tv shows they treat us nice cause is ugly u uuu and cant make any friends
cause funny looking n smell like shit and is ugly and try to be better then everybody

>>673412450
and too ugly to hurt people with looks and is ugly and smell like dog poop and is ugly and try to be better then everybody
and is ugly
and like the ugly guys losers that is ugly and too ugly to hurt people with looks

>>673417094
Who hurt you

>>673405027
Mass debt
No money
Currently unemployed
No gf
Social anxiety so I can only fap in the mean time
Fap so much that porn becomes dull
Old friends are pretty shit people but funny, new friends are pretty nice, but too normiefag
Car broke down
On probation
Can only drink and smoke cigarettes
Slowly becoming an alcoholic


Oddly enough I'm not that unhappy. I have this thing where anything that is really terrible makes me laugh, like really shitty unfunny jokes,being forced to talk to awful women with shit personalities, just being in awful situations in general so being in this situation is so awful that it's paradoxical in that it makes me laugh my ass off because it's so mind numbingly terrible that I find it absolutely hilarious.

I'm pretty happy despite being extremely unhappy if that makes sense.

>>673405027
Got an apartment, one week after I lost my job.
My bf is probably going to leave me.
My parents hates me because i´m not as succsessful as my brother.
I'm sick and having a hard time working and the doctors doesn´t help me at all.
cheer me up.

Because I wasn't born with two dicks.

>>673405027
so the ugly guys losers that smell like shit and is too ugly to hurt popular people with looks and cant get girls and cause is too ugly
smell like shit
n is lo rettrr
is too ugly to hurt the popular people with looks
n is ugly and smell like shit and try to be better then everybody

>>673405253
I hear ya. I'm unhappy because I got married.

>>673417394
Are you gay or a femanon?

I am happy. Happy as I could ever be.
Individualist, no family, no ties to anything or anyone.
Work could be better - but who cares. Earning too much is as corrosive as earning too little.
Don't wish to get married, don't wish to have kids - don't wish to waste my time or resources.
Maybe I'll write a book or something, publish it, make sure I get my 5mb of vanity before departing the terrestrial plane

>>673405767
is it morbus bechterew

>>673408053
Which means excatly the opposite.
It is your fault.
If yoz want out, get out. No excuses

>>673417561
a shefaggot yes

>>673405027
because i cannot convince anybody to participate in open source projects together ;( foreveralone.jpg

>>673416757
np man, go for it

>>673405027
Dunno. Not enough sleep I guess.

>>673405253
Same. W
Got married everything good. Now not so much.

>>673417190

Giving blowjobs is work in itself, tho

>>673413958
"Hey, how's your day going?"

If you mean that you're in the car when you pass by her, get your friend to pull over (or jump out), full on sprint to her, and stick your tongue in her mouth. Or ask for her number.

>>673417739
Interesting. Idk why but it seems strange to hear women talk about how they're scared of their partner leaving them.

>>673405027
and the ugly moutaion lion guy that ee e that is ugly and is loser is watching the popular people so the popular people cant save money

Because for the last 7 years of my life ive been a waiter and have no real motivation to go anywhere else any job i could take onw ould mean a pay cut as well as getting out of my comfort zone is hard as fuck less than zero motivation on all of my days off i just end up sitting in my room waiting for the day to go by being depressed and hating myself for not doing anything but still failing at doing anything even the smallest task to better my life is impossible for my brain to grasp im getting nothing but older and yea fuck me lmao i suck

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>>673409354
>>673409762
Quit giving people destructive advice.
Using your hand will keep you docile as you testosterone levels will be low.
Don't fap, leave the hambeast and let nature take it's course

>>673417921
I was gonna object, but you got a point there.

cause i'm ADD and I blame it for most of my insecurities and inabilities

>>673418203

Nofap Fag mentality in a nutshell:

>nofap for week
>reality starts bending to my will
>ascend beyond mortal realm

Enjoy your prostate cancer faggot, regularly wanking lowers chance of it by 20%

I'm insecure and I hate myself

anon is a fucking fag

>>673405027
For the first time in almost 2 decades I am happy as fffuuccckkk.
>feels gud

>>673405027
I just broke up with my girlfriend

>>673418043
I agree. Only hear intelligent/descent girls
(who doesn't go for the " i'm a independent retard who can fuck who I want because everybody loves me) talk and actually cares about their love life.

Porn addict here

>>673405027
Just lost my id

>>673406123
+1

>>673405027
Because I can't get what you have in your picture OP

>>673405027
I'm on this website.

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because two weak whores are giving fake dicks horrible licks

You want to know why I am not happy? Because we live in this shit hole of a world. Because my people are enslaved and taught from birth to hate them selfs. Because we, as a whole are fucking exploited! We have greatness in us, we have so much to give and so much to explore, yet here we are drinking, doing drugs, focusing on money etc etc. Fucking shit piece of a fucking world we live in, and it makes me sad as shit.

>>673419590
It's true. Best you can do is kick back, crack a beer and watch the world burn. It's pretty entertaining once all of your faith in humanity has been snubbed out and you no long care what happens.

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>Started looking into conspiracy theories when I was 18/19
>Now I'm 25 and it's one of the few interests I actually have left
>Nothing really gives me any enjoyment anymore
>Video games keep my mind busy, but I hate it.
>Hard to relate to fellow muricans whose conversations orbit around entertainment
>Deep down I'm convinced one day there will be a worldwide revolution where humanity as a whole tries to free itself from the institutions we've created.
[spoiler] we lose.

>>673420280
No no and yet again no. You suggest to surrender, to give up? Never. I'll fight to my last dying breath.

>>673420280
The edge is so strong, I almost can't believe you're serious.

>>673406009
Oh shit, I'm about to be you, Anon. What do I do?

Basically i have nothing

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>>673406009

I'm right there with you, anon

>>673420481
How do you fight?

Addicted to drugs, gf is a fat cunt, and my friends ditched me years ago. I know it's my fault. I just don't give enough shits to change it.

>>673420784
Watch some Dragon Ball and Naruto. That's how I learned to fight.

>>673414002
>Sauce

http://www.madthumbs.com/videos/group/dani-daniels-and-lily-love-heavy-pampering/1509701#

>>673419590
That's all humanity has left, now that our social structure has basically been destroyed.
We're taught to socialize first in the public school system, which ironically enough is built by the same people who build our prisons.

>>673421103

Addicted to ditches, a friend is in my gf's cunt, and my fat drugged me years ago.

>>673420784
Join an organisation in your country, there's plenty. Fight this fucked up world at all cost.

>>673421312
Yes. So, what does one do? Accept this fucking shit? Do you have kids? Will you let them live in this world that we have created for them? Or will you understand your duty and fix what is wrong?

Because I have no friends and no talent. Also a self loathing gay.

Next week I'm going to try and talk to a qt I work with. Wish me luck.

>>673405027
Because only time I feel alive is when something fucked up happens

>>673405027

I don't have motivation anymore.

For a while I was super successful. I had a long term qt gf, I ran my own business, etc.

I met with a bunch of failures over the last few years and I just kind of stopped caring. I have a job that pays all my bills and I am able to save money. I have no real debt, a nice car, etc. But I have nothing to strive for, no reason to excel.

So I just play lots of video games.

>>673420481
Not give up, just stop giving a fuck

>>673420530
No edge, just peaceful relaxation =)

>>673405027
Because life is ultimately meaningless and I have no passion for anything.

>>673421804
If a lone man were to stand up he would be labeled a terrorist and silenced. Every militia group has been infiltrated by the FBI, and now with the NSA watching everything we do, a revolution is nearly impossible.. Not really sure if you're serious.
I have no intention of bringing a child into this shithole.

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Memories, best times of my life. Crazy things happened. I really need her

>>673423224
In the US yes. But our white revolution won't start in the states. It'll start in the east. I'm guessing around hungary.

My computer is stuck on "working on updates 100% complete"

>>673410226

i am unsure if this was supposed to be a baw post or not, but at least you are not a disappointment to your family anon. You work and probably made a woman happy.

i'll never destroy capitalism. or lead a civil war.

>>673424738
you will. dont give up.

>>673406009
Start by doing push ups to gain dopamine.

Then, when you'll be high on dopamine you may have a more clear idea of what you want to accomplish.

Trust me please, when bartenders asks me what would please me, I do my 100 pushups in the middle of the crowd then I breathlessly say :
"A margarita Garçon !"

>>673405027
Because I'm a Falco main, and marths gimp the fuck out of me

>>673405027
I can't succ my own dick

>>673405027
Cause my wife is a piece of shit who will never appreciate me and everything I do for her.

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What's that porn scene called? (the threesome on top of this thread)

I'm not happy because my computer (mostly gaming) addiction restricts me from having a normal life. If I ever have kids I won't let them have a own PC/Laptop whatever till they learned what's important in life. Since I apprently do not.

>>673405027
I'm a clean drug addict who wishes he wasn't clean. It's a shitty quality life. I'm stuck in the past and know shit won't get better. Only feel alive when I do something self-destructive

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>>673405027
I'm freaking out D:
I'm bisexual and i've got an online dating profile. on the mens half i set looking for friends with benefits and i talked to a guy and added him on facebook but i think he might be a fuckboy.
I'm panicing /b/ what do? do i just block him and pretend it never happened?

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BRO WHATS THE SCENE CALLED

>>673427917
Huh, seems I've met my doppelgänger on 4chan

>>673427917
thats a shitty way to live out the rest of your life.
>>673428096
i'd reserve yourself for someone you trust more. cut him off.

>>673405027
I have something stuck in my throat for 3 weeks and I don't know what it is

>im 19
Im not happy because my dual education as a graphicdesigner isn't something that i want to do and i know that when it's over in about 14 months ill be without a job.
Im unhappy because i never really made any friends in the 10 years where i live now, and i never even had a girlfriend.
I have 5 good friends, but sometimes when im with them i still feel kinda lonely, and at the end of the day im just laying in my bed feeling kinda empty inside

I'm a fucking faggot who just literally fell in love with his best friend. Fml

>>673428256
do i say anything though? do i leave a nice message. i mean i have him on facebook. i dont need someone fucking around with all the other people i care about. but this guy really puts me on edge.

>>673427917
Same here. Massively self destructive personality. I tried the sober thing for a year or 2 after almost dying and switched back to partying my tits off.

>>673428500
dubs confirms. if he gives you bad vibes avoid contacting him further.

if you want to leave a nice message explaining yourself to him, that's your call. otherwise, if he keeps pressing you and giving you push-back its a sign he is gonna be bad news.

>>673428388
Ouch. Nice dubs tho

>>673428824
murr i hate dealing with people. even ending shit freaks me out.

>>673405027
My girlfriend has BPD.
My child is autistic.
I'm stuck forever.

Because i have been in relationship with my gf for 5 yrs and realized its not the one i want to spend my life with.

>>673428965
just be patient. the cat you're looking for is down the road, friend.

I find it hard to keep myself happy because the guys i like don't like me, i think i'm invisible,ugly,boring and overall not good enough. And i'm an introvert who just spends most of her life at home doing nothing "important". And I'm a virgin ;/

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WHATS THE SCENE CALLED BRO

>>673429226
cat?
also, thank you:
>>673428824
>>673428256
you were more helpful than /adv/ which is a little sad.

>>673405253
Ditto

>>673428205
If you're also from FL then we are both living in the trifecta of shit my man

>>673405027
Conceptionally, humans aren't meant to be experience enduring happiness. Sure, I enjoy the occasional bliss, sinking into some bitches bosom the rare rush of triumph, but it doesn't keep. It always comes back with demands for more, for larger, higher, better.
So lately I take a more schoppenhauerian approach to things.

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WHATS THE SCENE IN THE GIF CALLED

I dont know why.. but im really jealous of my girlfriend all the fucking time. and i can't point the finger on why the fuck i am jealous all time, and it gets to my head, and it makes me so despressed and sad , she has like everything. Im just the dumb ass cunt. I guess in just affriad of loseing her, to some other cunt.

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I cant get any dubs

>>673430399

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU

>>673430399

dis da life fa me.

>>673417091
yeah it is pretty good. girls suck dick in different ways and having that diversity is nice.

>>673430399
post more Bateman

I feel I'm stuck in a dead end job and I'm having a hard time finding a job with a AS in Computer Information Systems along with like a year in technical experience. Also trying to become a police officer but I can't pass the running portion of the physical test. Going to the gym everyday but I can't seem to make it...feelsbadman

>>673407542
that's your own fault for not resolving the problem sooner, anon. grow a spine.

cause I'm still alive

I want to be hardcore but mom wont let me

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>>673431037
K

>>673428662
Yea I've tried it many times. The longer I'm clean the more I lose my mind. Like your style

>>673405027
Because I don't have two petite hotties slobbering all over my peepee

>>673405027
lost all my gains man

>>673431936

all you need is cum that tastes like chocolate and the women will flock around you like bees on a flower. you will need a stick to get them away from your crotch.

>>673431761
As long as you have literally 0 urge for intimate relationships, like myself then it is mighty fucking fun

>>673432493
No urge for intimacy? Sounds like paradise actually

>>673418083

this must be a femanon, not even a comma spent

>>673433122

yes that sounds like a girl

>>673405027
Because the world is disappointing. There is an endless possibility for the human spirit but we are lost in a loop of petty issues.

>>673433087
Oh it is, brother. When I came out of the coma I was in, my urge for intimate companionship was literally non-existant and I have been happier than I have been since I was a child ever since. I'll happily give up sex in exchange for my puppy doge. Nothing but love from him.

i'm plenty happy. got married recently to a woman that isn't perfect but the best i could find. she is very loving and caring and pregnant and pretty (tho gained weight due to preg), we moving into a purchased house in a few months, im getting $60/hr, my cat is fucking awesome, i fucked 20+ bitches (70+ if you count prostitutes), my dick isn't very big but big enough and chicks only need "average" to be satisfied.

the sex with the new wifey isn't as good as with some other chicks, but whatevs, it's the whole package, not just one criteria. plus, there's always /b/ for quality webm porn.

now why the fuck are people sad?
every person has their own equivalent in the opposite sex. go out there and find your equal. you know exactly what you're worth deep down inside, don't listen to BuzzFeed telling you to aim higher - that shit will never work, you will either miss, or hit but then get dumped.

so go out there and find happiness faggots.

>>673407578
>spotted the pretentious sheltered high school student
Don't worry bro, you're not nearly as intelligent as you think you are. The pain will go away.

>>673423794

Let go, anon. Let go

>>673413965
Cut back on the booze, drugs and porn...

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is this you OP

Sometimes, I feel like a psyco, then i rmb the time that i've loved someone...

>>673426746

Time to scram, anon

my gf left me for the fgt she kept telling me not to worry about

>school
>girls
>acne

Basically boils down to these

>>673429233

Try going out more, femanon
Introversion won't go away inside four walls.

>>673406009
Yup

>>673405767
On the bright side you are still able to wank 6 times a day.

I am.

Contentment comes from within, fuckers. It's not just a load of hippie crock-shit.

>>673405767
Hunchback of notredam

>>673406726
Underrated actually

>>673423794
Shit...I've fallen in love with her too.

>>673406170
dirty boy

I have no idea what I want to do in life family life is pretty shitty, ya know the usual