Have you ever paid for sex, /b/?

>>673400242
There is not a man on Earth who has not paid for sex in some way every time he has it.

>>673400242
>be me 16
>ran away from home
>had money
>lived in hotel for 2 weeks
>was going to kill self after money gone
>called escort to escort my penis

It's called being married...

>>673400581
this

>>673400659
so you faggot didnt deliver?

>>673400242
Yes

>>673400242
several times

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>>673400659

So.... you killed yourself?

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>>673400242
yup, already posted about this before, but I paid to bang a girl up the butt and felt pretty terrible about it afterwards. she was really young, and she was offering 24-hour service in a shitty apartment. probably trafficked

>>673401285
>>673401761
Took shitload of oxys. Threw up. Woke up in hospital few days later

>>673400242
Paying for it is the only way I get it OP. Not to mention I am married to a sex worker and still dont get it from her so you can tell how fucking beta I am.

>>673400242
Yes.

>>673402460
Because of you she committed suicide. I hope you live with that for the rest of your life.

>>673400581
/thread

>>673400242
fuck prostitutes 6 times, first time about half year ago

26yo now

also

one very long relation with first girl, and 2 short with other girls

>>673404674

U mean first girlfriend when 17yo, not prostitute

>>673403805
if she did that would be pretty incriminating cause i left my dna all over her backside

>>673404743
I mean I MEAN

not u mean

>>673400581
>this idiotic bullshit masquerading as wisdom

kill yrself fam

>>673400242
Does giving my niece candy to sit on my lap while I dry hump her little ass count?

>>673405149
Its tru tho

Ever been in a relationship? You're constantly paying for sex.

>>673402460
Pic related?

>>673400242
You bet! Probably 30+ times

>>673400242
Not on the street. I've hired escorts that took my fancy. Generally good experiences, some absolutely amazing.

>>673400242
>having a really long dry spell
>find local prostitute message board/review forum
>find a girl who is new but has a couple good reviews
>schedule meeting
>she lets me into her tiny apartment
>she is cute but very shy
>start thinking about all the guys she's blowing and fucking just to live in this shithole
>start to feel really sorry for her
>she starts blowing me
>she is really good at it, but i can't relax
>dick is barely hard
>she grabs a condom and dick gets soft in the meantime
>i genuinely am feeling really bad for her right now
>tell her i'm not really feeling up for this right now but i will leave the money
>left an extra $20
>she deleted her account on the hooker board a week later

this was over a year ago and i still look at that hooker message board from time to time, but every time i think about contacting a girl, i realize it will probably not go well.

Yes from time to time. Also a marriedfag. don't ask me anything.

I don't pay prostitutes for sex, I pay them to leave. -Charlie Sheen

Can anyone advise on the best way to find Asian escorts in the Maryland area?

All the people saying yes, share some stories.

With my dignity and mental health.

>>673405818
massage parlors. dont know about maryland but up in nyc area look at spahunters for reviews.

Are none you afraid of STDs or getting arrested?

I've always wanted to but too chicken shit. Would I get std, busted by cops, robbed by an accomplice? But what if I saw the bitch again at my job or something? Do the chicks on backpage let you take pictures? I've alwa wondered that

>>673400978
hahaha

>>673405818
Go to Baltimore near the Hustler club

>>673405954
Yeah problem is my wife and her friends work at the massage parlors in the MD/DC/VA area so that not an option for me. I guess I should have known better than to marry a worker if I wanted to keep going to them.

>>673400581
Nah picking chick's up at the bar is free near closing time

>>673406061
prostitution is legal in my country, so no. you can literally enter a whorehouse from the street as if it were any other store :^)

I have been saying for years relationships are just an investment for sex. It is cheaper to hire a hooker for a one off, than it is to sleep with a girl for the first time in a relationship.

Using the rule of third date, you would have to have paid for 3 dates. Let us say that you are not taking her to fast food, but also not a 5 star restaurant. With that in mind 50 dollars a date for both of you is prob close, so that is 150 dollars for the potential to sleep with a woman. Of course this is where the investment comes in, after the initial sexing, every date and even non dates afterward should result in sex. So each subsequent sex will cost roughly 50, however, as time goes on dates do not need to be expensive, and hanging out occurs. After 4 months each time you have sex with your GF it has costed you far less than 50 dollars.

A prostitute is a flat rate of 50 for a cheap diseased one, to 300 for an escort. And Sex is guaranteed after payment.

>>673406236
Really? I figured they were all black girls up there. I will check it out though its not too far away.

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>>673400242
younger daughter of my neighbour (very poor family btw) got down on me for 15€, which is like two packs of cigs in my country.
she is very desperate so i am hoping for more very soon.....

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>>673400242

Three times, and I don't even struggle to get laid.

Thing is; the dick wants what the dick wants.

I use an agency. All the woman advertised are legit 10/10's. Once you discover it, it's almost impossible not to use.

Plus, I like to pretend I'm shooting a porno and most chicks aren't down for that.

I had a Polish girl squat over me, while she used a whip to tease my dick.

No ragret's.

>>673405548
yup, that's the one

>>673405818
>>673405954
>>673406236
dont go to massage parlors. the girls there do not wash the towels, massage area, or showers. there has been numerous studies of STD related issues with massage girls giving it to unsuspecting faggots that wanted a happy ending. they dont wash their hands properly and the diseases on their hands are transported onto your small cock. good luck with the claps.

>>673405787
Link to the board?

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>>673400978

I made the same joke at work and the 2 married guys just stared at their food and mumbled shit like "y-y-yeah f-f-f-fuck you t-t-t-too..." and I felt bad for making them feel bad.

>>673405149

gtfo feminist faggot

>>673406331
So in summation a GF is a risky start up, however after several months you begin to see returns on your investment. As each time you have sex it has cost much less than the one off for a prostitute. Plus you no longer run a high risk of disease, or in some countries getting arrested.

As long as you get laid without its completly ok to see prostitutes

>>673400242

Yes I have, a months bro trip to Thailand does that to you.

>>673406664
tnaboard dot com

inb4 chart of various relation ship models comparing price vs actual sex/quality:
science this shit up.
Bring some hard data so we can compare the Monopoly Flatrate Model vs the Multiple Outsourced Model. Lets do this!

>>673400659
Catcher in The Rye

>>673406557
That's not entirely true. I am sure it applies to some places but not the ones my wife works at. I have been behind the scenes there and the girls take showers in between every customer and the shower is washed down after each customer. Bedding on the massage tables/beds/whatever you want to call them is replaced after every customer and towels used to clean you are as well. Bedding and towels are taken home by the manager weekly to be washed and they are not reused.

This is coming from experiences at a Korean massage place so your mileage may vary as Koreans are super clean.

>>673402460
she looks like one of those eastern european whores whose pics they use to lure people in the hope that they'll be too horny to refuse the absolute shit-tier gypsy cunts they'll eventually get

that's what happens in my city bruh

where you from yo

>>673406557
sure its possible. but thats the risk you take. you can get std from escort as well. just telling the dude where the asian hookers are at, most are at message parlors.

>This one chick was 18 years old.
>paid for the gfe and waited for her to turn up.
>It was ten am and I was horny.
>picked her off the agency website and told them what I wanted her to wear, how her makeup should be, etc
>she turns up on my doorstep an hour later in her little car
>dressed like the girl next door, tight jeans and sneakers, cut off shirt
>body built for fucking, wide hips, narrow waist, big bulbous tits and long hair
>made her cup of tea, we talked for while, she was genuinely warm and funny
>tells me I'm cute and says 'so, you gonna fuck me or what?'
>climbs onto my lap and straddles me on the sofa, starts kissing me
>she's a really good kisser, pulls my hands onto her tits
>she rides me on the sofa for ages, talking to me the whole time. She's fucking filthy.
>when we finish, I realise we've gone over by half an hour.
>'Sorry, I kept cumming and I didn't think you'd mind'
>instead of leaving she curls up in my lap and keeps kissing me for a while,
>when she leaves she kisses me on the doorstep and gives a big hug

I hired her again twice more, and every time it got better. She actually got me a birthday present, and every time we went over the hour that I paid for.

>>673400581
Lol not saying I never have in some way, but usually no. If we smokin weed ol girl better match

>>673400659
>be me
>short
>get engagement ring from old dude
>can't get bitches
>old man says i now have to destroy ring
>goes for miles and mils with chubby friend
>thrown ring in a mountain go home
>chubby friend get laid and wife
>calls escort

>>673400581
How did I pay for the college girl at the party last weekend when I went up to her and literally asked "Want to fuck?"

>>673408038
you paid(or will pay) for college.

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>>673407838
Let the bullshit blow in the breeze of 4chan

>>673407995

LOTR

>>673407486

A place my friend managed in NJ did things pretty much the same but they had a washer/dryer to simplify things.

>>673408038
You'll pay when the police turn up and arrest you for raping her because that's what she'll tell them.

>>673407606
she went by a french name, but she was definitely east european. the pics are legit though, i think it's even in the same room. i'm an expat living in denmark. it's pretty easy to get information on girls here cause there are huge forums that'll name and shame anyone who uses stolen or photoshopped pictures

>>673400581
this is ignorant and sexist.

>be me as a 3 month old
>by 93727162625 pussys
>write some Bullshit story about it on 4chan
>die a virgin

>>673400242
Roll

>>673400581

Rapefugees and africans would disagree with you

>>673400242


three times, once in Amsterdam and twice in the US.... hookers from backpage.com

>>673408837
wow, how did you afford that many pussies?

>>673408910
you do now that the feds favorite site to catfish on right?

>>673408567
There are places around here that do that as well, mostly the ones where the girls sleep at the place. They usually have a room with a large mattresses for the girls to sleep on as well as a TV and a kitchen for the mamasan to cook for them.

>>673409121
*know

>>673409015
>be me as a 69696969 year olf
>have 1billion monehez cus I'm such a fckn baller ######fuckinswagnigguh
>still die a virgin

>>673409121
>>673409177

I fucked FBI agents? Cool

>>673408482
Why is why she cost £250.

But still, fuck you all the same. Cunt.

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All the time

>>673409306
just saying, dipshit. if you don't believe me then you don't

>>673408837
>>673409244
you'd have to be a literal mental foetus to think that there's anything impressive (or expensive) about hiring an escort. unless you're talking about >>673407838 which is obviously bullshit

>>673409121

lol there is so few LEO actually bothering to deal with prostitution these days


anyways its been like 3-4 years since ive seen a hooker

I actually did fuck a chick in exchange for a McChicken in the last 6 months

>>673409531
Nasty man. I would either need to be drunk first or in a dark room with zero windows. Quality is so much higher in massage parlors. No disrespect man I am jealous if you are in a country you can get it legally but surely you can find better looking ones then that?

>>673409531
those are some beat looking hoes

>>673409463
because you were ten years old. did your parents pay? or did you get allowance on £250?
>nice b8

>>673400242
I'm Jewish.

>>673409531
I can smell them from here and yet I'm still curious to try.

>>673409531
gross
every single one of those sluts has a gunt

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>>673409531

>>673409699
ok fair enough

>>673400242
Every single day, whether I get it or not.

t. married

>>673407838
You're just lying to yourself OP

>>673407751

I've seen 75+ pros, almost all with bbj and never picked up an std. This includes $20 crack whores, AMP girls, and higher end pros.

>>673410026
how much are mexican whores? And what is the arrangement, this a whore house or do you have to take them out?

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>>673409699
good trade

>>673410438
feed them tacos and they will obey

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Yup, for the first time a couple months ago.

>find out gf is sexting other dudes behind my back
>get pissed
>decide to try one of those asian massage parlours
>sexy 30 year old korean lady with nice tits
>pay 200 for massage with "body slide"
>thought she was just going to rub on me and jack me off
>mfw she slips a condom on and starts riding my dick

All in all, it was pretty great.

>>673408038
You'll pay for the herpes meds.

How does find escorts?

>>>/hc/934206

>>673409795
That's your come back? Fucking fag.

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>>673410456
there was a pretty epic thread about it the day after but no one will ever remember that shit

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>>673410026

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>>673410528
found her

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>>673400242
Yep.
>Got drunk at a stag do, visited a tug-shop - >sneaky cunt of a masseuse offered extras after about 5 minutes
>fuckingright.jpeg
>get great handjob, just about to cum, she offers to finish in her mouth, extra £10
>fuckingrightagain.png
>finish in her mouth, but she keep suckin' and she is doing an oustanding job too
>hard again in 2 minutes flat with her going bilge-pump on my penor
>she looks up at me, pops my cock out of her mouth and says "want to fuck my arse for £30"
>fucker her arse so hard I drunkenly snapped my banjo string, blood-filled condom and a painful few days
>no fucking regerts

pic semi-related, looks a little bit like her

>>673410699
no that was not a comeback, that was a statement

>>673410701
Sorry I missed it. That's the ephemeral nature of 4chan though.

>>673409153

My friend's place wasn't an AMP, just normal attractive girls. Was friends with a lot of them. Saw some of them outside of the biz, lots of coke and sex. God, I miss those days.

I live a few blocks away from the biggest streetwalker hotspot in my country and I have to walk past it every time I get home from the city. The girls there will blow you behind a bush for 25 euros and they can be pretty aggressive when they approach you. I'm too much of a pussy to go for it, but it's tempting sometimes. :')

>>673400242
not officially
indirectly by having a few gfs

>>673410699
if its true then why are so so butthurt every time someone questions it?

I have been with about 6 escorts. One was worth the money. Just fap.

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>>673410528

If you pay $200 in an amp, you should be getting fucked.

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>>673410715

>>673410610

Depends on where you live.

>>673411316
lold

>>673410528
Holy shit that expensive. DC/MD/VA area is 40 bucks for 30 minute massage 60 for an hour. Handjob is a 20-40 dollar tip and full sex is 80-100 dollar tip. You got ripped off dude.

>>673406417
Hope your daughter ends up with a guy like you.

>>673400581
>beta detected

It's free if you're hot and an asshole.

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>>673411383

>tfw too shy to get a whore
what if she thinks im too young and normal to pay for sex? i dont want a bitch judging my social skills

>>673406417
Pic related? If so nice

Lived in Germany for 3 1/2 years. Whenever I'd go out partying and not bring a hot chick home, which was rare. I'd cruise the whore houses where every chick in it looked like a porn star. 30 euro to fuck = about $40 at the time.

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>>673410811

>snapped my banjo string


probably not the best part to use an unfamiliar colloquialism. did you break your fucking cock??

>>673400242
I once paid a crack head who used to buy weed from me $300 to take his 10yr old daughter's virginity, while he went out on a bender.

I slept like a baby that night, and every night since.

>>673411031
>too much of a pussy to go for it
what's the worst that can happen? not that i recommend it, it's a nasty business. but it's hardly dangerous, short of std's i guess.

>>673407063
there a UK version or similar

>>673411465
that's why i won't ever have kids
>>673411608
it's her

>>673409531
>Ecuador

>>673410811
lol'd the whole way through

Now this sounds like a real hooker story

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>>673411677

pics or didnt happen

>>673411704
just google escort review board for your area. they're not really difficult to find.

>>673411601
>what if she thinks im too young and normal to pay for sex? i dont want a bitch judging my social skills
They don't give a shit about that kind of stuff as long as you have cash

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>>673411555


would

>>673411672

frenulum broke

>>673411672
Nah, just tore the connective frenulum - bleeds like a stabbed pig, but nothing major and heals in a day or two with nothing more than itchiness and fire when you piss.

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>>673411555

I'm turning 20 tomorrow, and I have never had sex. Although I had my cock sucked by a dude when I was 15

>>673411443
So you only get a massage for 40 bucks?

So you basically have $40 as table stakes, and then sex acts are extra?

>>673411941
It was 1999 dude. Sorry to burst your bubble on that.

>>673411704

adultwork is probably the best place in the UK for pros.

>>673411601


1) they dont give a shit

2) why do you give a shit what she THINKS? She will suck your cock whether or not she finds you attractive or ugly, smart or stupid, autistic whatever

who do you think the majority of their customers are?

mainly autists, NEETs and married dudes

>>673404796
I mean YOU mean that I mean what I mean.>>673405347
Get meane'd normie.

>>673411886
Even sober, her sales tricks would've worked on me - drunk as fuck I stood no chance...

Still, unexpected anal is always good - as long as you're dishing it out.

>>673412176

Not bad, maybe your dad will be willing to go all the way this time since its your birthday and everything.

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>>673400242
well never directly but it doesn't matter if your paying for a dinner and a show, a $10,000 diamond ring or 20 dollars to a hooker for a bj, you're still paying for it op.

>>673412176
Why don't virgins just go to a bar and find a really drunk slut? Seriously, if you really want to get laid even a total sperg can jump a drunk slut's bones.

>>673411704

www.adultwork.co.uk - every hooker in the country is there pretty much.

>>673412388
Under 21, can't get into bars because the USA is a shithole

>>673412148
mexicans are so damn sexy

>>673412190

$40 for the house/massage. Everything is extra.

>>673406331
Or you can just start a casual thing like I did.. No dates she came over for movies first we made out then we started fucking.. Only cost is time

>>673412531
Then wait outside. First bitch to stumble out alone around 2AM, start chatting up, and offer to walk her home.

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any of you guys ever been to pattaya?? wanna go so bad!

>>673412685
You showing them Uranus after?

>>673406272
>my wife is a whore and so im afraid I'll go to a whore house and see her
Nigga wut?

>>673412774
no ive never been, but thais are great fucks

I've fucked a thai woman and a thai trap and they were both really attractive and good fucks

very attractive people there

>>673400242
yup a few times when i had a job,i was drunk everytime i wish i was sober for all of them

>>673412190
Yeah 40 bucks is a half hour massage 20 to the girl and 20 to the house. You then pay for extras, you can negotiate but a minimum of 20 is expected for a handjob, boob jobs, blow jobs(some will offer to do this without a condom but its rare), full sex can vary by girl but most of the time you will never pay more then 100 for anything unless you want to have sex without a condom or something crazy which most wont even entertain. Anal is completely off the table as well.

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Ofcourse I have. once a week since 2 years now. But hey, you can't get a girlfriend for €30,00 per week.

>>673411685
I've heard stories about people getting threatened with used needles and knives to hand over their phones and wallets, so there's that! STDs hadn't even crossed my mind. I'm sure they blow you with a condom anyway

>>673411677
Greentxt?

>>673407486
Your wife is a whore.

>>673413040
if it were legal and cheaper i'd be the same way

>>673412374
this guy speaks the truth.

>>673405149
Feminazi detected

>>673403396
please elaborate. . .

>>673413220
and is also repeating the joke that's already been posted itt a billion times. we get it, and it's not clever

>>673412774
hired a thai tranny to fuck my ass. amazing.

>>673409684
Nah gfe is a thing some girls do.

I was so good she blew me and gave me ten dollars. Does this count?

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>>673403396


do you just genuinely enjoy being pathetic and being shit upon

?

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>>673411739
Damn dude keep at it cause shes really hot, also, send a nude our way once or twice

>>673413382
if you genuinely think that a girl would go over time by 30 minutes, then you've never had to deal with a hooker in your life, dude

>>673413138
>I'm sure they blow you with a condom anyway
not necessarily
>to hand over their phones and wallets
don't take your phone and wallet?

>>673412894
She was when I met her yes, but now she manages the places. That doesn't involve sex work, just answering the phones, cooking for the girls, scheduling girls to work, opening and closing the place, etc.

I like Asian girls exclusively though so if I want a sex worker it's either the one girl in the MD area on backpage or take my chances at a place where I hope none of the wife's friends work. Sadly most escorts in Maryland are black and not my type.

>>673400242
Yup.

Long term Gf/partner/significant other doesn't want to be monogamous. She also likes girls but doesn't want to share + her taste in women sucks.

Compromise, she can fuck whatever girl she wants but I get to hire some high class pussy. Many Canadian cities have surprisingly good selection and prices. Much less than USA.

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>>673413643
I'M NOT DOING IT MAN

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>>673413176
I won't argue with that. She doesn't do sex work anymore but sure at one time she did but I am fine with that.

>>673412176
Jesus have some self respect man, you dont want to end up a trap do you?

>>673413777
ok. it's not worth it anyway.

>>673413556
ive had a couple do that. went over 45 minutes with one. some girls live on repeat business. the bitchiest one i dealt with is hot, but complained about low service. She was an obsessive clock watcher and complained about everything but missionary. Customer service goes a long way, especially in escort friendly countries where competition is a thing.

>>673413525
i recorded it ;)

>>673413777
what. you live in a place where girls on the street want to suck youre dick behind a bush for pretty much nothing? why are you here right now. why are you not mouth banging a chick into a fucking black hole right now. i will seriously drop everything i am doing and fly to whatever merry old country youre from and personally beat the living fuck out of you right now and then take your cock in my hand and shove it into one of those streetwalkers if you do not go immediately, you stupid ape

>>673414219
post video! plz !!

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Yeah I have.
>be me horny 19
>I even asked her if I could kiss her
>Fluids were exchanged
>I was young and naive
>I shouldn't done that
>mfw herpes for life

>>673412964
really? i think thai chicks are kinda ugly and poor looking but thai traps are hot

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>>673414219
Well well what combination of numbers do i have to roll or dick i have to suck to see some of that?

I did $200 bucks for some asian hooker. I was drunk and between the condom and shit ton of lube I didn't really feel anything. Would not recomend.

>>673400242
be me 26
been with same girl for 4 years
start getting bored
only slept with 4 woman total
get on backpage
go to my first whore, it wasnt bad, felt a little weird about it and said id never do it again.
6 months later i get the itch again so back on back page and find a nigger girl
Showed up her hotel, she blows me and i leave, threw up in the car on the way home.
Did this same shit for a few years until i dumped my gf.
Now sex is not the same, i have been desensitized.
Found a new girl, hot as fuck, start to find pleasure in sex again
then i find /b/ start watching porn webcams at work and trap shit
Sex life all fucked up again
Whores are fun at the start but they will ruin what a real relationship can be and fuck up any chance of feeling connected to ur partner during sex.

>>673414487
well, i wanted just to post but... since you gave me the idea.... TRIPS then

>>673410811
>arse

Got damn I can't stop laughing when I hear you Eurofags talk like that.

>WANNA FACK ME ARSE

>>673414832
just post it or don't, ya dolt

>Found this independent girl on craigslist
>Asked her to escort me to fetish event
>Bought her clothes, food, drinks
>We hit it off and started talking about life
>Went to the dungeon, both in latex
>Went back to the hotel and fucked
>She didnt want to take the agreed upon amount... too much
>Go back to her place the next day
>Chill naked in her bed
>She cries in my arms telling me about her fucked up life
>Invites me back to her house the next weekend
>I didnt go

>>673414832

If this isn't trips you post it anyway

>>673407219
I was about to ask whether he ran away to new york and smoked cigarettes and drank terrible whiskey

>>673411316
MORE PLEASE KEK

>>673408038
have fun being a registered sex offender xd

>>673400242
yes. i did it with your mom for 100 dollars, dicksucker

>>673412685
Holy shit, this is hilarious.

>dis jahn rollz up with dis fat dik lookin thang
>tellz me to put my eye on it
>i be like dam niqqa, i can't fit dat in muh azz
>he like "nah, what you see wit, bitch
>youkin see starz in sheeeit nikka

TH LOLA APTH FOTIA POIOS THA VGALEI

>>673414934
This kek

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>>673400242

I travel a lot for work - I've done it several times with high end escorts and I've had a blast every time.

The only thing I'm worried about is one day getting busted the police...that would suck.

I'll post a few pics.

1 - This girl was in Albuquerque.

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>>673415349

KEK

>>673415300
i had moar and i was looking for them but my folders are really disorganized.

>>673407219
lol

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i'm bored... gonna post it anyway

>>673415349
topzozzzzzzzzz~~~~

>>673400242
We all pay one way or another

>>673415695
she talks to much,i thought it was funny you had to grab her head and push it down haha,where are you from getting cheap blowies so easily?

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>>673415400

2 - Phoenix.

>>673415695
did you film this on super 8 film stock lol
something about it looks mad vintage

>>673412774
I have been twice last year. Best place on earth going again in 3 months

>>673413796

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>>673414934
The word is arse, fella - an ass is a beast of burden.

Also, fuck off chummy - English is our language, you're the cunts pronouncing everything wrong.

>>673400242
I banged a 19 yo white ho who looked like she was moving in slow motion. Saw her nignog pimp/dealer hanging around to. Good times roll.

>>673416219
this. looks like shit from the 80s. i expected ron jeremy to make an appearance.

>>673415400
>>673416161
hey at least follow the pictures up with some stories dude. anyone can pull random pictures from escort sites

is it bad to lose your virginity to a prostitute? will i regret it afterwards?

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>>673416161

3 Salt Lake (Who has some of the prettiest actually)

Despite being momon-town.

>>673400242
Yes, ofcourse.

>>673416396
If you have no other means of having sex, go ahead.

>>673416396
At first you feel with a guilty conscience but after some time you get over it, it varies from one person to another

if you paid for sex you are a scrub get it whenever you need it

>>673400581
I feel you /b/ro

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>>673416467

4. One more salt lake.

>>673416396
Just remember to use a condom, be safe.

>>673416396
if youre that worried about repercussions to your mental health (btw seriously get over it, you're just sticking your dick in something) maybe go for a blowjob first and see how you feel about that

>>673400242
Not with money, but I feel like I'm selling my soul when I sleep with anyone that isn't a 10/10. Luckily that doesn't happen a lot.

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have you ever paid for sex /b/?

that's what a faggot says.

>Be me
>Drunk coming home from a party
>See a hooker
>Horny as fuck
>Pay her 20 euros
>Fuck her behind a building
>After 10 minutes I realize i was fucking her in the ass
>Because she has a dick
>She stops and she asks me if I'm ok with that
>Pretend to be drunker to not look gay
>French kiss
>Pretend to be even drunker because I don't want to look like a fag
>I keep fucking her
>Finish
>Came outside on some grass, feels pretty good
>She gives me her number, saying we should hang out
Never called her, it all happened this October

>>673412176
isaac?

>>673416396
dont do it man,earn your 1st fuck and then fuck all the hookers you want,if people find out about they'l never let it go,a guy i know did it and people mocked him alot for it

>>673416830
Ironically Marv from Sin City did pay for sex.

>>673416372

I got you man - I don't have any crazy stories.

I travel for work (Sales) - and spend like every other week away from home and make good money - so I enjoy myself when I'm out.

Most of them I pull from various sties on the net - they usually come to my hotel for a couple hours then leave.

I think people who find cheap escorts or pick up girls on the streets have more crazy stories than I would.

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>>673400242
Yes.

First we called it partnership, later marriage, then divorce.

Reviewing it I'd say I paid with a good portion of my best years.

>>673412209
greentext fucker

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Every fuckin week i pay for a blowjob or fastfuck.

I'm saving money to go to thailand/pattaya and become the new motherfucker owner of ASIAN STREET MEAT similar site.

FUCK YEAH, THATS MY DREAM OP. I'LL DO THIS.

>>673416875
>her

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>>673416325

>>673416325


well considering with England alone there are a plethora of different regional accents and pronunciations, you can kindly get fucked.

>>673417080
Pattaya is awesome. Best 3 weeks of my life haha

>>673416970
i know a guy that did it*

>>673416974
holy shit get out of this thread you scrub. marv couldnt get with a hooker cause his face was too ugly and goldie never asked for money, just protection from roarke and his lackeys. everyone knows that

>>673417098
She had a feminine penis

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>>673416008
can't really share that, but living in this country is pretty shitty, much of the people gone to work in other countries to get some money, i will tell you that
>>673416219
shitty cam on a laptop... sorry

>>673400581
>Thread

No more truthful revelation will occur today.

>>673402546
pffft h ah

I've never had much desire for romantic relationships, I started dating my first girlfriend in high school cause I felt I was obligated to have had at least one girlfriend before I went to college.

That said ever since I moved to California I have been seeing escorts and the like on a fairly regular basis.

Though I try to find girls who are clearly inexperienced in the business and try and monopolize them for myself. I ended up seeing the same girl for nearly 3 years evening getting to bareback her on a regular basis. Broke it off when she caught the clap and I was lucky enough to be clean.

Its also through the various hooker websites that I've ended up fucking trannies and twink guys (one of whom I think may have been just barely legal).

The only thing I regret is not saving that money to buy more video games.

>>673400242
dont read this cuz it actually works

You will be kissed on the nearest Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However, if you do not post this in at least 3 threads you will die in 2 days. Now that you're reading this, don't stop. This is so scary. Put this in at least 5 threads in 143 minutes, and when you're done press F6 and your lover's name will appear on the screen in big letters. This is so scary, it actually works.

>>673408482
I bet you're in to witchcraft.

>>673414832
Trips get

>>673414832
>>673414832
Tripsss

>>673415695
MOAR

>>673414832
Gimme trips

>>673414832
Now them trips

>>673417315
did it have a bow on it?

>>673417080
Not a condom big enough, thick enough, or HAZMAT-resistant enough...

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>>673400242

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA8n5NvacYc

>>673412774
I was there when I was like 14 and my dad was offered a "massage" for 20 dollars from some thai lady who walked up to him while we were on the beach. He said yes and came back like 40 minutes later, just didn't connect two and two at the time

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>>673417556

>>673414832
Trips?

>>673416325

Jesus Fucking Christ on a tap-dancing pancake, when the FUCK are the English going to learn to speak proper American?

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>>673414832

>>673417771
A pink one

>>673414832
Just post it fag

>>673417105
>plethora

holy shit, this one got his GED first time round, folks.

Seriously though, suck shit from a dogs arsehole, yank faggot.

>>673417347
it's all good, thanks for the video

>>673410438
Some whore houses have bars on the bottom and bedrooms on the second floor you bay the barman to take girls up to.

Others are just rows of single rooms that the girls rent out.

Google "sex tourism in Mexico" and you can get more detailed info.

>>673417642
>>673417677
>>673417709
>>673417765
>>673417914
>>673418024
>>673418055
Stupid faggots, the vidya is already posted
>>673415695

>>673404753
Kekd. How much was it?

>>673418027
well of course you french kissed him then. pink fucking bow.

>>673409699
Greentext?

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>>673417105
There indubitably are a myriad of reasons as to why you are a faggot

>>673411513
>thinking that's true
>you're the real beta

>>673418061

too busy enjoying my guns, which I went out a fired for several hours today.

its a comfort knowing I can defend myself, while others are doomed to being raped and pillaged by hordes or brown muslims

>>673410026
Which way is she looking?

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>>673418294
Nigga, that was a brazilian girl with a penis, that's not gay, stop talking shit or I'm going to suck your dick till you faint

>>673412145
motherfucker that still sounds terrible

>>673416986
all vanilla then? no freaky shit?

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>>673414625
you're retarded

I did, she was old then me, bit chubby.
I like how she touch my chest.
I was taller then her, she lead her lips to kiss me, but meh, I couldnt do that.
I rub my hands on every part of her body,
at the end she was a bit moarning with her face down looking at the floor.

mfw when she put the condom with her mouth, after giving me a blowjob

>>673414399
Some unexpected zozzles in this thread. :'''')

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>>673418386
Yeah, no...

I live in the south-west of England chap, near the border with Cornwall - we don't take kindly to white folk with a different accent round here, so I assure you that you have to deal with more sand-niggers and jihadis than me, full stop.

Also, farm country so plenty of shooty-shooty for recreation if I choose to, Wyatt Derp.

>>673418386
>too busy enjoying my guns, which I went out a fired for several hours today.

fuck off gunfag. we are talking about bitches. take your doomer bullshit somewhere else until the stfu about it

>>673406319
Pray tell which country is this?

>>673418814
>"Im a lone type guy"
>Afterwards
>Now I know more definition about it
>mfw been years and too many years without any special girls arround me from so on..

>>673418248
$100ish for 30 minutes

>>673414436
Rip you man

>>673418542
well, it's no fucking picnic, I can tell you - but when you lost in the moment, balls-deep in some huge-titted whores anus, these things can happen.

No regerts.

>>673418962
if you're from Devon, go fuck yourself.

Sincerely, a Cornishman.

>>673417823
>I was there when I was like 14 and my dad was offered a "massage" for 20 dollars from some thai lady who walked up to him while we were on the beach. He said yes and came back like 40 minutes later, just didn't connect two and two at the time

since lady boys are the norm in thailand , your dad probably got gay for 40 minutes.

you mad

enjoy the big brown dicks in your ass and sharia law

I can only get off when I give a creampie so paying for a whore has always seemed unwise.

>>673417080
I hit a dancer in Nana, Bangkok while my wife slept at the motel. She was a stone hottie but not a GFE by a long shot. Better believe I wrapped it and washed after.