tell me the most "mindfuck" things about the universe

>>673366742


the universe is one and zero at the same time and everywhere and nowhere at the same time

and inside the universe are inifinte number of kosmos, and one kosmos was created at the big bang a long time ago

There's something called the great gamma-Ray burst wall that is 5.4billion light years across

Meditate on LSD and you'll realize you're a part of the divine game and every moment is the greatest moment

>>673367578
>Kill a child and you'll realise you're part of a divine game and every moment is the greatest moment.

Universal truths =\= tripping out

There are more stars in the universe than grains of sand on every beach on earth, and there are more atoms in a single grain of sand than there are stars in the universe.

>>673366742
Your parents were allowed to reproduce.

why exist something
in nothing may exist instead all

>>673366742

A supernova can release as much light as all the stars in the galaxy it is in.

That light is only 1% of the total energy released by a supernova.

>>673366742
Out of the vast and forever expanding universe, you are less than a grain of dried cum on your nan's handkerchief.

Also you share this speck with niggers.

>>673366742

If you are going in rounds around the universe you are actualy going in circles and triangles

If the universe is infinate, and you travel far enough, you will see exact copies of yourself because atoms cannot be arranged an infinate ammount of ways

What hurts my end is where does it end? How can just nothing exist? We're trained to believe everything has a size. I cannot fathom how nothing exist, but I look up and it's there.

>>673366742
If you fire a gun at a galaxy moving away from us it will necer hit anything
The galaxy is moving away faster than the bullet
It will travel to a destination it can never reach

>>673366742
its probably flat

>>673366742
The energy needed to evacuate the earth from a global catastrophic event will only save a few thousand lives in the best case scenario.

>>673367844
>meditate
>kill a child

um

>>673366742
We're expanding and contracting exponentially with each rotation.

Such a sum of intelligence ITT

>>673368278
The universe isn't actually expanding, the speed of light is just slowing down. It seems that things are getting farther away, but in reality the speed at which they appear to us is changing

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>>673366742
Not exactly a mind fuck, but I love things that give us even the slightest idea of how massive the universe is.

In the "Pillars of Creation" here, each of those tiny little finger like protrusions on the very top of the pillars would comfortably fit our entire solar system. It literally blows my mind even trying to conceptualize how big and empty the universe is.

>>673368636
sauce

>>673368636
Yea, that's not true

>>673368346
Chemically your brain can't tell the difference. Unless ur a sicko in which case you should neck yourself.

>>673368282
/askscience?

>>673368575
This thread is greater than the sum of all the posts. Stick around.

>>673367959

Thanks, Jaden.

Free thought never existed. Our brain is like a computer. It assess the situation and comes out with the "best" outcome based on variables that are really just electrical signals. Our brain is a computer

Our universe doesn't seem to have a nothing. The "nothing" is expanding so by definition is technically something. Makes sense considering that the space between things ie "nothing" was released along with all energy during the big bang. Outside of our expanding space is a place that doesn't expand and has no time. Would also be a clue for the theory of everything ppl are looking for.
Also vagina is made from stars <3

>>673366742
Black holes are so dense that the gravitational pull of its mass bends light. It bends fucking light by being so SO fucking heavy.

>the no cute black hole with that ghetto booty to squeeze you tight and whisper into your ear "I love you"

>>673366742
the universe is huge. unimagiably huge. compared to the size of just the observable portion of our universe, you are smaller than a higgs-boson is compared to you.
the universe is so fucking huge, theoretically this planet, you, and everyone on it could have a duplicate a few quintillion light years away.

TL;DR universe fuckin big.>>673367057

>>673366742
Begin with the assumption that the moon is the immovable centre of the Universe. Nobody can contradict it, one simply switches the calculations over to suit. The practical objection to this is that it would not suit the work of navigators. It is imperative to have this idea in one's mind because otherwise one fails to grasp the whole spirit of modern science. It does not aim at truth, it does not conceive of truth (in any ordinary sense of the word) as possible it aims at maximum convenience.

>>673369423
On this note, destiny is very much real. We just can't determine ' predict it because we're meat bags.

Every atom, every molecule to have moved in a particular direction would do the same if the universe were restarted because nothing is truly random.

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>>673367844

>>673369694
Anon gets it

>>673367057
It wasn't created by the big bang. The observable universe once fit inside the size of an atom. But the entire universe is infinite. We don't know about the rest

>>673369871
True, except don't rush it, experience it, your day to die will come make no mistake

>>673369871
Fuck

the average velocity at wich the speed of the travelled distance in time is going more close, the farther is the actual light.

>>673369694
Prove it faggot.

the universe is so big that a chemist can walk down the road to it to get peanuts.

>>673368636
Just go against every scientific belief since the beggining of time. Gr8

>>673369871
Nah. My prime directive is to fuck and raise some babbies. Does this mean life contradicts the universe?

>>673367850
Actual fact, approximately 10,000 stars for every grain of sand on our planet in the observable universe

>>673370016
Reality cannot exist without being observed. You cannot observe reality if you die. You are immortal.

>>673366742
Go outside tonight & hold a pea at arm's length.

Behind that pea are hundreds, if not thousands of suns that reside in this galaxy. Even further out, it's covering up hundreds of millions of galaxies & nebulae, each with billions & billions of suns, planets, and possibly lifeforms.

>>673370213
No? It means that once life is over your body and everything else will eventually decay into the basic elements that make us up.

>>673368636
this is the biggest b8 i've ever seen

>>673370127
Yesterday I fucked your mom. Today I fucked your mom. Tomorrow I will fuck your mom.

Luke, I am your father.

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Because they have no size, all singularities are identical.
Imagine, there is no universe. Only one single black hole, that is falling into itself. Due to gravitaional lensing, the Universe seems to exist, but it is all just a complex mirror image of that single singularity. Did you see, what I did there?

>>673366742
You can't get there from here.

>>673368191
Then you can go right ahead and fuck yourself

the brains are just synapses reproducing the movements of your testicles

girls havent testicles

space is faster than the speed of light

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>>673366742
That over the course of billions of years, different elements have been created through the process of stellar nucleosynthesis, then scattered throughout the universe, coalesced into planetary systems, and on the only one we know of, through chemical processes, have led to the specific formation of atoms that, for reasons unknown, have the ability to contemplate their origins.

>>673370554
boring as fuck

>>673370524
how did you make that backwards b

forces:
Gravity
thermal
magnetic
and now a new one i call Harmonic based on string theory

>>673370716
d

>>673367401
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hercules-Corona_Borealis_Great_Wall
It's not one giant GRB lol, it's just an area where more GRBs tend to happen

>>673370332
Spot on but my poorly worded point was, life is to be lived, don't kill yourself.

You sound enlightened, keep up the good work

>>673369694
>Nothing is truly random
>Quantum physics

The real issue is how the apparent randomness of quantum physics gives rise to the deterministic nature of non-quantum physics.

>>673370396
The quote is actually "No, I am your father."

>>673370845
I assure you, if I were enlightened, I would be elsewhere right now.

CERN is about to create a quantum blackhole

>>673369423
Computers are manifestations of our thought. Thought derived from our brains. People seem to think that machines are the antithesis of life, yet for every program written, there was a programmer staying up late typing away.

>>673370999
the last three numbers of your post number are the same.

>>673370999
trips speak the truth

>>673370999
God bless us...

The universe is so massive parts of it are impossible to see because there has not been enough time in the history of existence for the light to travel to earth. Now think about light Speed.

>>673371235
>>673371317

he said quantum

not macroscopic

>>673370999
Trips of truth

>>673371387
It's white. Further proof that Mexicans belong south of the wall.

>>673369971
>But the entire universe is infinite

[citation needed]

>>673371144
Double dubs exist in your post

tid bit of info. upon deciding to detonate the atomic bomb it was theorized that the 4chan reaction may not be able to be controlled and thus may wipe existence of the earth.... scientist still went with the bomb :/ dafuq

>>673370999
trippling m8

>>673368360
universe is masturbating?

>>673366742
Your body is a vessel that will expire. Take a moment to fully grasp that concept, 'Vessel". You're unique, yet you only exist within a few cubic meters within your skull.

ah but where is the soul located?

>>673367578
This is exactly buddhism. Except for the lsd part

>>673371977
soul doesnt exist it's only neurons that secretes your mind just liver secretes bile

the soul is located inthe cortex region.
>head transplant for 2017
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/doctor-aims-perform-head-transplant-2017-experts-remain/story?id=33775323

>>673371831
No. You are everyone and everything that has ever existed, exists right now and will exist in the future. You are everywhere everywhen. Only your conception of identity is limited. There is no outside. There are no boundaries.

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There are several thousand galaxies all moving toward an unknown point called the "great attractor". The gasseous cloud that makes up the milky way blocks our view so we have no idea what the great attractor really is.

The Eridanus Supervoid.

Astronomers discovered a region of space significantly colder then anything surrounding it. It's a phenomenon called a void, and in this region about 1 billion light years wide, there isn't a single galaxy in it. We believe it might be the imprint of another universe.

Let me put it this way, if we were to be put into the direct center of this Supervoid, you wouldn't see a single light in the night sky with your naked eyes. Also you'd be dead.

>>673372155
conjecture

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YES. AS PRACTICE. YOU HAVE TO START OUT LEARNING TO BELIEVE THE LITTLE LIES.

"So we can believe the big ones?"

YES. JUSTICE. MERCY. DUTY. THAT SORT OF THING.

"They're not the same at all!"

YOU THINK SO? THEN TAKE THE UNIVERSE AND GRIND IT DOWN TO THE FINEST POWDER AND SIEVE IT THROUGH THE FINEST SIEVE AND THEN SHOW ME ONE ATOM OF JUSTICE, ONE MOLECULE OF MERCY. AND YET—Death waved a hand. AND YET YOU ACT AS IF THERE IS SOME IDEAL ORDER IN THE WORLD, AS IF THERE IS SOME...SOME RIGHTNESS IN THE UNIVERSE BY WHICH IT MAY BE JUDGED.

"Yes, but people have got to believe that, or what's the point—"

MY POINT EXACTLY.”

according to the string theory nerve gas is flowing through entire gravitational waves but only on Mondays

>>673370391
you have always been and will always be. once you're created you exist... maybe not in the form of your liking, but will always exist from now on.

>>673366742
>most mindfuck thing about the universe

Well let me tell you about a series of events which transpired some time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

There once was a boy, Luke, who lived on a distant and hostile planet Tattooland. One day he found himself gagging on orange tentacles to pay for rent (his parents were poor losers). Whimpering and brushing tears off his cheek, he picked himself up and promised himself to never let Gor-zal near his sweet not-so-virgin asshole again. Overhearing this confidential whisper with her superior hearing, Gor-zal whipped herself into a raging frenzy, slashing Luke with her nipples. Luke was found shortly afterwards floating face down in a nearby river.

>>673372536
I actually posted the opposite of my belief

I'm more of these guys opinion

>>673369423
>>673369694

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>>673369462
I once told a cute black girl she absorbed all light that entered her vicinity, characteristic of a perfect black body

Pic related

>>673372812
you motherfucker

super mega awesome incredibly large black hole.
think of the universe as a ping pong game between 2 black holes

>>673372402
It's my dick

>>673366742
I fucking hate everything in it and will never have a gf

The sum total of matter and antimatter in the universe is more than you can afford you poorfag

>>673369423
The brain is a like a radio receiver for consciousness

>>673372843
That's because all belief is limitation.
There is no limitation, there is no outside, no separation; no matter how you try to dress up the naked truth. Drop all beliefs and see what is left.

>>673373054
Hey, I'll never be able to have the perfect black hole to myself. Sometimes you just gotta live on and persevere.

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>>673373411
https://www.reddit.com/r/im14andthisisdeep/

>>673372879
Diamonds. Did she suck you off and play with your balls after that verbal exchange?

>>673373000
Trips tripping

>>673368636
I actually have the condensed scientific paper of this. My highschool physics teacher gave it to me and its a pretty cool idea but its just another theory with less proof than the big bang theory.

>>673373411
I believe in the high Initiates cause I dont see what they see but I understand some of what the say

>>673373411
Dubs speaks the truth.
>>673373746
There are no subjects or objects. No agency, either outside or inside.

If the universe is trupy INFINITE. I mean really infinite, no borders then from the law of probability everything you ever thought of exist, if you travel far enough ofc.

>>673374666
That's what I thought when I was little but then I grew up

>>673372552
2spooky4me.jpg

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>>673374666
Satan speaks the truth and does not lie.

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>>673366742
It's still tighter than your mom's vagina

>>673374818
FIND ME ONE ATOM OF SPOOKY

Calcium. Calcium is the spooky bone atom.

This thread will eventually 404, but will be archived somewhere, if only in the universal mind.

>>673368191
nope, entropy increases as number of microstates increases,and therefore probability of finding a duplicate of something complex approaches zero as the universe approaches infinite.>>673368236

>>673375489
So the thread doesn't really require 'saving', does it!?!!!

The ultimate fate of the universe: the continued expansion of the universe will eventually result in reaching absolute zero temperature. Heat is energy and heat is defined by the movement of atoms. Absolute zero is when an atom is perfectly stationary. So someday the entire universe will reach absolute zero.

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>>673375796
Feeling the scowls from the Christfags.

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>>673374666
>from the law of probability everything you ever thought of exist, if you travel far enough ofc

So if I think of something with a zero chance of occurring, for example OP not being a faggot, will the law of probability still allow that to happen if I travel far enough?

If the earth is 6000 years old, how can we see stars more than 6000 light years away?

Checkmate Athiats!

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>>673376238

>>673376238
As long as the chance is nonzero, it will exist given infinite random permutations. Even if it's a 1E-graham's number chance.

>>673376527
The wisdom of 4chan.

>>673376014
>Absolute zero is when an atom is perfectly stationary. So someday the entire universe will reach absolute zero.

Not exactly, there is a minimum energy state for all particles which is non-zero, so nothing can really truly reach absolute zero and will always have some motion.

http://hyperphysics.phy-astr.gsu.edu/hbase/uncer.html

>>673376238
IF the universe is truly infinite.

It's not by the way, it's infinite the same way the surface of a ball is infinite. it's finite the same way the surface of a ball is finite.

There is infinite multiverses, only because in the breath of a second there is a infinite possibilities that can happen, even though they're almost identical. To the point that it becomes more of a point spread of possibilities, and not really a snapshot of individual moments.

but now we're getting into probability statistics, not actual tangible worlds.

the one universe that were live in and see, is finite. It's believed so by everyone, but the most spiritual gurus, that don't talk about anything but relativity, and not absolutes.

Is the universe finite? Absolutely.

There is a limited amount of mass (e=(mc)2) in the universe.

So that's not how the universe works, that given enough time you'll see and have and heard of and anything can happen. Will Hitler be born instead of Jesus in Bethlehem on the day of year 1?

No matter how long you wait, that won't happen. You can't change the past, or the past pasts. Will we have fish swimming inside of the moon if we wait long enough? Probably not.

If you wait long enough, everything falls apart, due to the law of entropy. It doesn't work backwards, that's literally against the nature of time and conservation of energy. Things don't get created more in the future, they actually disintegrate.

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>>673375489
So long, and thanks for all the fish!

Something crazy about the universe? Let's talk about Bostrom's theory of the simulation.

Imagine that there are three possible outcomes for the evolution of intelligent species in the universe.

1) No alien species has, in the history of the universe, become technologically advanced enough to create a perfect simulation of the universe.
2) One or more alien species have become technologically advanced enough to create such a simulation, but have chosen not to.
3) One or more alien species have, in the history of the universe, created a perfect simulation of that universe.

If option 3 is correct, than the possibility that we do not exist in the universe itself, but rather, in a simulation of that universe, increases exponentially. If that species decided to create such a simulation, they more than likely created more than one. And because each of those simulations are perfect reflections of our existing universe, it is likely that a simulated species created its own simulations, and so on and so on.

Following this line of thinking, there is a high probability that we exist as elements in one of these simulations, and not in the original universe it was designed after.

>>673377559
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoZ_eupjzYg

>>673369694
I'd say the opposite: living beings are the only things in the entire universe that resist entrophy, although for a small time. And though there are many "random" things that can happen as cells reproduce, they resist entrophy by essentially giving the materia an organised, reproducing form. And humans have free will, but lots of the stuff we do is guided by chemistry of our brains that we do not have control of

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http://www.redicecreations.com/specialreports/multiverse.html
'Multiverse Theory' Holds That the Universe is a Virtual Reality Matrix

Things get interesting when the multiverse theory is combined with ideas from sub-atomic particle physics. Evidence is mounting that what physicists took to be God-given unshakeable laws may be more like local by-laws, valid in our particular cosmic patch, but different in other pocket universes. Travel a trillion light years beyond the Andromeda galaxy, and you might find yourself in a universe where gravity is a bit stronger or electrons a bit heavier.

>>673377900
the rate of growth of our growth is predictable, actually more so then the rate of entropy.

the destiny we have can be known, but most people just don't take the time to know it. this is how a TEST CITY can be used for marketing and be effective on a bigger scale.

That is to say, if small sample sizes didn't hold true to larger samples, we wouldn't use sample groups to represent the bigger population.

The fact that people CAN be statistically tracked, and so many things we do is correlative with our personalities, that reverse is true.

We are all demographics.

Life can best be explained with statistics.

The future can be predicted with statistics.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UbmG8gtBPM
as explained here.

The Lord said let there be light and there was light.

Sonoluminescence creates light with sound waves. A star in a jar fags.

>>673379130
AUM
In the beginning was the word, and the word WAS God.
OM NAMAH SHIVAAY

>>673377712
how do we know the universe we live in is a copy of the parent universe our creators are in? Why not some sort of electronic petri dish.

>>673379130
>>673379568
No Agency. No Subject or Object.

>>673372402
It's the gravity of your mom

THERE ARE MANY BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN THIS UNIVERSE WITH JUICY CUNTS AND NICE TITS.THE CLOSEST 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% OF 4CHAN WILL GET TO THEM IS JERKING OFF OVER THEIR STOLEN PICS POSTED ON /B. THAT IS A UNIVERSAL FACT

>>673379837
All a reflection space. Anything 'you' can perceive is not the 'thing' in and of 'itself', but a mere reflection. More like 'mirror' than 'mere' though!

>>673379837


THAT THEORY IS AS VALID AS WE BEING CREATED BY JAR JAR BINKS CUM DROPPINGS.

>>673380666
ITT, Satan speaks the truth yet again!

>>673372402


BULLSHIT. IT'S KATY PERRY'S PUSSY HOLE.THAT IS THE "great attractor"

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Erth is scary... YouTube the blob sound

>>673381359
I ain't afraid of no ghost!

>>673381359
kek why would new zealand ever have its own space agency?

>>673366742
It's not gay if it's your own ass you're fucking.

>themoreyouknow.gif

Is it possible for conciousness to exist with attributes thought only possible in the material plane, like sight and thought? Yes. For some reason consciousness can exist beyond the means by which it was created, in order to protect itself.

>>673380666
Pretentious fucker, you sound like a massive faggot

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the universe we know is just about the 4,5% from the universe itself

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>>673380666
Pic related.

>>673381359
Pussy!

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https://youtu.be/oHM8qDtYOHE

>>673382301
If we don't know 100% about the universe, then how do we know we only know about only 4.5% of it you faggot?

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>>673382376
Niger Alarm

>>673382162
Underrated post, faggot!

Not as mindfuck as some things, but there's a hexagon on Saturn.

>>673382499
basically because there are certain things that wouldnt happen if these dark matter/energy wouldnt exist such as the uniform speed at the galaxies rotate
thats why they are called "dark", just because we cannot perceive them but they should exist

>>673366742
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFTaiWInZ44

Everything you need to know.

>>673369971
i bet you also believe that the earth is flat

It's a total mindfuck how OP is always a faggot. It's unbelievable and amazing.

>>673382768
>great attractor


STFU NIGGER.

the earth is flat

>>673382928


THE BIGGEST MIND FUCK IS HOW YOU FAT FUCKS DON'T BECOME YOUR OWN PLANETS.

>>673383018
>there is no end to OP's faggotry

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>>673382535
Don't be alarmed!
U mad, /b/ro?

>>673383072


there is also no end to the black hole known as your stomach and near by black hole called your mothers cuntis

>>673366742
-40°F and -40°C are the same quantity.

>>673366742
my anus is in the top 1% of things in the universe that people want

>>673382955
Consciousness has no shape or form. It's not a hard form of flat because there's a state of zero gravity zero magnetism. You don't float away or fly in the ancient plane. But it looks similar to our material plane. Its definitely not the same though.

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>>673366742
In our world it may seem to be a infinite in size yet what we dont realise is that in this huge universe theres billions upon billions of different universe not just ours and for thoughs universes there are billions of other universes but to even push the idea to the edge of reality, for all of thoughs billions of universe there are billions of different dimentions and for thoughs dimentions there billions of dimentions so practicly our world and worlds for others are.....
Endless

>>673366742
If you use your sniper rifle to shoot at the moon you can adjust it's size.

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>>673367057
>the universe is one and zero at the same time

>>673366742
The big bang that happened billions upon billions of years ago well...the blast is still creating universes and planets as we speak,most likely until the end of tine

>>673367578
how to meditate ? web is like soup of info
what technique you using ?
please someone ... halp

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>>673383784
Neither Neither. Neti Neti.
All relationship. All LovePlay. All Verb.
There are no nouns.

>>673384555
Trips do not lie.