Fluffy ponies are retarded like a 5 year old
Feels good to know this thread is original. U ever see shit threads on /b/ get spammed anymore? Nope. Good fucking hilarious art gets criticized by people who don't understand it and feel like they need to shit all over it. Not unlike some other characters in this thread. Yes motherfucker, I stopped lurking for you, just read the goddamn comics or bother someone else.
G/fur gets spammed by non g/fur shitposters who just wanna cry about how emo they are. Thats why there is no retribution when i do this. G/fur threads are to shitposters as sweden is to mudslimes.
Mostly russians and other denizens of the bad speak countries
No, my gay fur shitposting is assumedly what got larry to stop shitposting non pornographic waifus. Id say im the lesser of two evils. I also carry fluffy on fluffy abuse.
Nah man, vigilant defender here. Also my tiny amounts of porn is keeping for thread bumped DWI
No, these aren't original, they weren't original a 2 years ago.
It's just a another repost circle jerk just like all the other threads.
Only difference is you newfags changed the topic on it and now you all think you're some kind of new age maverick.
>You're still cancer.
No. Otherwise the waifu demon will return
Hewo fwead am bweadwoaf, bweadwoaf am bestest fwuffy an desewve bestest sketties an bestest huggies fwum bestest daddeh.
bweadwoaf nu want dummeh daddehs. dummeh daddehs gif dummeh nummies an get wowstest poopies.
Lol you fluffy shitposters got straight up ignored.
I hadn't seen this before. I love it! Thanks!
4/4 sorry about the wait, the last three were in a diffrent spot and i had to find them
So what's with the fluffies and their obsession with spaghetti? Did they originate from Italy or something? When they first came into existence was spaghetti even a thing yet? Just how long have fluffies been around for? I have so many questions.
Lore-wise they're supposed to be hard programmed from Hasbio to love "sketti" above all other foods so owners would have a cheap thing to give them as a treat. Fluffies wouldn't know the difference between cheap ramen with spaghetti on it and fancy restaurant spaghetti.
In reality, fluffies were created when Honey Boo-Boo was popular and since the mom on that show introduced her recipe for sketti on that show (Noodles, ketchup and butter in the microwave) people used that as a way of making the fluffies more disgusting by association
I like that too. Non-permanently-injuring abuse is playful abuse.
No, not gay. Left the overcontrolling mare in her most vulnerable state: at the mercy of humans. Will a janitor find her and poison her and her foals? Will a fraternity hear her screams and adopt her as their mascot? Will a jock use her as a football?
There is always a possibility of another faggot opening that door. The story needs closure, not some loser going "Uhh, this isn't my problem, I don't want to deal with it anymore" and leaving like an omega cuck.
All he did was take a fluffy inside and then bitch about it being scared, the guy is a little bitch. The mare only asked for help due to labor pain, he did nothing for her and then became a crybaby because not even fluffies like guys like that
Anyone know who the artist is? His drawings always fuck me up
Wolfram is the GOAT
(FLUFFY GETS FUCKING CUCKED)
Anyone lurking? Should I keep going?
Sick trips brah
When are they happy you incredible retard?
Sure, keep going. Do you have an image by Wolfram Sparks which chronicles the life of a sea fluffy?
No, Carpdime's foals are cute.
Nah, I remember seeing them but the art wasn't really appealing so I didn't save. It should be on the booru though, he's still pretty active too, his last submission was yesterday.
I want to see one stuck in a corner, squirming and screaming and whimpering in EXTREME fear of something that won't actually harm it. Like it was playing in the corner and accidentally kicked on a vacuum.
Don't know why, but I too prefer the ones where the damage isn't permanent and it's just being a little bitch.
what is it you enjoy though? the only thing i see is people failing to be edgy. like they want to go to a gore thread but their mom wont let them.
really just trying to understand what's going on.
Story of fluffies:
In the near future, Hasbro creates a sister company called Hasbio to genetically create the perfect pet: A talking, intelligent biotoy.
Before the research is finished, PETA strikes the facility and releases the unfinished prototypes into the wild. Thus, the fluffies are introduced into the world.
They breed a lot, which becomes problematic. And because they're not legally animals, they're not protected by law either. They are hardcoded to love everything, but not everyone feels the same way about the huggy little retards. Hilarity ensues.
Yeah, that's the one. Thanks.
>what is it you enjoy
I'm not sure. I have noticed I like some forms of abuse more than others, like I'm not into the ones where they're just beating the poor thing for nothing, but when it's not in any real danger but it's freaking the hell out gives me a giggle. I also enjoy it when they fuck themselves over in a sweet display of Darwinism. Other than that, I couldn't tell you what exactly it is that appeals to me. It's as much a mystery to me as it is to you.
The fluffies are excessively innocent, cute and naive. They
have nothing but love and huggies to give, and expect friends and happiness from
the world. As a moderately jaded human, you know the world isn't like that, so
it's strangely satisfying to reveal the cruelty and injustice of the world to
these happy-go-lucky little retards.
I try to be a good person and a productive poster, but that leads to accumulating
lots of pent-up aggression. The fluffies provide a harmless way to relieve those
evil desires, and be the unrepentant asshole that ruins the lives of helpless
victims. It helps me get the sadism out of my system so I can get back to being
helpful in real life.
Well said. Have some darwinism.
There's something cathartic about seeing something so sickeningly cute get destroyed. Like those intrusive thoughts everyone has to be mean or bad, but acted out on something that isn't real so it doesn't make us feel guilty.
This explanation is decent but the "innocent" part needs to go. They're not innocent by nature - leave them to be feral and they will do anything they can to serve themselves, and that includes giving up their young at the first sign of "it's me or them." They make no attempt at defending their offspring at any sign of real danger.
Feelings of aggression towards cute things are completely natural. These threads provide that catharsis, that relief.
I loaded up as many randoms as it would let me and just let them roam free. No interference. No cleaning. No feeding, which regrettably does not have any affect yet. Now that grey one with the red mane is caught in a constant loop of smelling the same shit pile and complaining about it.
Yeah, there's a lot that doesn't work yet. No hunger or thirst, no hygiene, no boredom, no breeding/growing/aging, etc. This has great potential but I don't know how long it's been since it was last updated since I just discovered it a few days ago.
A happy fluffy is like a present waiting to be unwrapped.
An unruly fluffy must be like winning a lottery then.
They also have the characteristically simple-minded personality of "huggies, vuw and pway".
But the only reason I like fluffy abuse is because they can talk. I don't like any other type of gore or torture. Even the japanese version with the weird doll looking things actually kinda sickens me because the things can't talk. Weird, I know.
I'd presume it's because the fluffy has been getting happier/sadder, hungrier and more full of poop since the last time you checked.
Reasons to hate fluffies:
Even far into their adulthood, they refuse to learn to speak properly. When threatened explicitly with death, i.e. "I'm going to kill you," they will still beg not to be given "forever sleepies" in their god-awful accent. They insist on using the cutiepatootie nicknames imprinted on them from birth even in the face of great danger where sincerity. not playfulness, would serve them a chance at survival.
Reasons to hate fluffies:
Take the rabbit. Rabbits breed incessantly and it often poses a threat to plant life in the area.
This is also true for fluffies.
However, when domesticated and kept separate, rabbit breeding is not an issue. Rabbit turds are also remarkably easy to clean and don't smell, whether domestic or not.
Neither of those things are true for fluffies, ever. They will still seek a mate and they will always have paste-like shit that smells worse than a concentration camp.
I feel kinda bad for that one. It seems like a good fluffy
The fluffy wiki says that they genuinely can't talk properly because of the way their mouths are. You can enounciate properly with nuzzle you know.
The fact that they talk and sound like morons is part of the appeal of them getting their "just desserts". Rats being tortured would only appeal to buddying psychopaths-
>No, don't do it!
Praying fluffies - the ULTIMATE darwinist comic!
>hating fluffies for the way they speak
I'm okay with this!
What a shit ending. Fluffy gets out with her foals safe the next day when a janitor opens the door.
anyone have the third part of Citizen? I had no idea there was a third part until yesterday, and I also had no idea ring of fire deleted his page on the booru till yesterday so I can't even see it