Why aren't you going out tonight?

>>673360507
>no car
>no money
>no gf

I have no reason to be out and celebrating.

because i hate people

>>673360627
>no gf

I know that feel. I just want to experience this already. ;_;

>>673360938
Sometimes it sets you back m8

>>673361378
Yes. I once read a girl flat out ignored an anon at a bar and he felt like shit. I don't think I can do this.

>>673360507
cause old friends in different cities, new friends in a different city, i'll probably go out for a beer with a childhood friend or 2 but no partying

I'm kinda broke and not feeling too well.

I didn't know it was Friday

I work early tomorrow morning. And my job requires that I be sober.

>>673361664
do you know you can go out with friends without fucking up your night and drink?

>>673361456
No i mean that having a gf will set you back. However, if you find the right one, then you wouldn't trade it for the world. I'm kind of in that situation right now. I'm with this beautiful, sweet girl who I love, but I had to stop my plans to join the military because of her being afriad of my death.

>>673360507
is she that big eyed kid model that also appears on that german pedo game ?
She has grown a lot

>>673360507
because I have no friends. nor can I afford to

>>673360507
I just downloaded Orion:Prelude and I wanted to check it out. Plus I still have a little left on The Talos Principle. Rocket League sounds like fun also. I might play rocket League tonight.

Because I'm an adult and I have a job

>>673361852
what are you talking about and why.. What?

Because it's 10 in the morning

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>>673360627
same

Work at night, but I'm getting fucked up at some bars with coworkers Saturday and then seeing a metal mariachi band

>>673360507
Get out of work at 4, then I'm starting Chemo.
Not sure what to expect the first time around.

Got friends coming over tonight and would rather save money drinking and bbqin' at home and not risk getting hit by a dumbass on the road. Besides, I usually go out on Saturday nights.

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>>673362296
>a metal mariachi band

>>673362296
Metalachi?

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>>673362579
Metalachi

>>673360507

Dad died months ago. Today would be his birthday. Taking a day off.

>>673360507
I'm 44 and had my times out and tbh it wasn't worth a shit 9/10 times.
That includes the good times.
Oh wow had lols and maybe hooked up.
Fucking woohhooo.
Do I have that in my bank account now?
Do I have a great house and yacht and shit from those nights?
Can I look and say wow I accomplished something.

Face it going out clubbing and bar hopping is some temporary fun waste of time idiotic shit.

Also the risk isn't worth it.
DWIed, fights, VDs etc.
Wanna go?
Then go stupid kid.
Have fun
kek

Because fuck people

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>>673361852
She old now.

i'm sick

>>673362776
Seen them about 5 times. Great the first few times but their setlist never change. Either way, still had a great time at all the shows and they are a great band to get real drunk at. Have a good time anon.

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>>673362669
Hahaha yes they're playing at trees near the deep ellum brewery

because my check got delayed till monday

I used to have the best social life ever.
Now I barely leave the house.
Getting old sucks.
So does depression and anxiety.
I miss the days of going raving or to gigs every weekend with awesome people.

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>>673360507
Wait a minute, I know that girl... but from where....

I don't know I'm too high man and why is Rick Zombie on the side of my page?

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>>673360507
its weekend already?

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>>673362998
Thanks anon I heard they played holy diver so I decided to go

Except from concerts going out is only for degenerates. Makes only sense if you want to find a free fuck. If you like "clubs" you are a degenerated retard.

>>673361848
congratulations m8

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>>673363211
She's a meme.

had to quit alcohol for a couple of months or doc said i was going to die

>>673361848
theres a lot of jobs in the military where you are safe, or never even leave your country.. maybe this isnt what you want though

But, I am.

>>673360507

Because I'm going out tomorrow instead

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>>673360507
I have an early flight to catch Saturday morning. Going to Disney

>>673364240
You must be 18 or over to post here.

>>673360627
You got plenty of reason to go out...
To attain these three items.

>>673360507
going out is stupid and a waste of money. I don't get the mentality. I have more then enough friends right now, and a full liquor cabinet. friends are welcome to stop by if they want. Probably 5-6 will come over, if I was to go out, I'd be super lucky if more 2 came with me.

>>673360627
Same. No one wants to hire me and I'm always alone.

>>673360507
but i am

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>need money for drivers license
>was a heavy drinker the last three years, i've experienced numerous health problems caused by alcohol, and once i start, i simply can't stop myself from getting wasted
>party girls go for 20% of men, and i'm the crazy motherfucker, only the sluttiest of girls go for the crazy motherfucker
>i'm the crazy motherfucker because i become painfully honest when drunk, and agressive drunks don't take that very well, so i've been in numerous fights which either ended with my opponent being humiliated (pissed on a dude, made another do 20 pushups infront of 15 people so i don't beat him up, etc), or my face being obliterated. i don't like feeling guilt, and i want to preserve my pretty face
>had a realization that this isn't the life and reputation i want to have, so now i'm trying to improve myself with sports, guitar, and reading.
>i'm enjoying the boring life more than i thought i would.

>>673360507
eurofags everywhere *sips coffee and bites waffle*

>>673360627
>no car
walk or bus
>no money
sucks, same
>no gf
thats why you go out

Because I work tonight :( Friday-Sun are my work nights... but I don't go out on my nights off either. So it don't matter.

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>>673364537
maybe you should try other drugs like molly or marijuana?

>>673362887
Hydrate well, RIP.

>>673363125
My case is I got no extra cash to spend on shitty bars.

>>673360507
why go out, when I can stay home and watch AlphaGo make artificial intelligence history on youtube?

>>673364537
Try and get your shit together anon, hang out with mixed groups of female and male friends, dress well and stay focused.. crazy isnt always bad, but it surely isnt normal.

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>>673360627
>not going out because no gf
Hooking up is 2/3 of the reason to go out

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>>673360761

Because i need to catch up on my college work and study for finals that are in 2 weeks.

Because i don't like to "go out"

First night of spring break, I'm going back to my hometown and I'm gonna spend it with my girlfriend <3

>>673364863
did
>marijuana makes me paranoid as fuck, i can only enjoy it with best friends surrounding me (usually)
>molly is fine but very hard to find where i live
>speed mixed with a little alcohol while on a concert is god tier entertainment, but the hangover kills the man.
>cocaine is a no-go, if there's alcohol around i'll drink it and if i drink it i go into beast mode.

I just might not be a drugs person i guess.

>>673360627
money is the only setback, but you can always plan your hangouts.. not just spend a fucklot on beer and get wasted, that will only achieve alcoholism.

>>673360507
I am going out tonight actually. I'll be partying with some pretty hip and well known artists.

And I'd never be caught dead rubbing shoulders with people who look that lame (OP)

>>673361664
Requests aren't demands faggot

>>673360761
Really? Me too!

We should hang out sometime

btw I know this girl I think.

>>673365555
Checkd

>>673360507
Pointless waste of time and money.

No one is ever getting laid in clubs. You either bring a chick or you might as well not go

>>673365662
>"Requires"
>Requests aren't demands
Requirements are demands
>you fucking idiot

>>673365555
I would like to congratulate you to your quads but you sound like a massive douchebag

I am going out tn my nigga! I'm pumped, Coke, shots, thots, house party, tearing shit up all night

>>673360507
I'm beat. Longest fucking morning. I just want to lay in my bed and wake up at monday.

>no friends
>no gf
>I don't get off work until 10 at night and I'm usually tired
>I haven't beaten KH2.5 HD yet on my PS3
No reason to go out

Staying home to fuck my gf and watch movies, maybe drink when I take her home and my friends arrive at my place.

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>>673365517
you jus need to experience ego death on acid or shrooms. take like an eighth f shrooms or 3 tabs of good acid.

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>>673366115
good luck shitting your pants in bed

>>673365877
dubs tells it like it is.

Just watch people in a club when you have time. They all want the same thing and not a single one is getting it.

The few who do knew the girl before they got there

>>673366170
>>673365517
>>673365517
or smoke some dmt...

it will change you

because I went out last night

>>673360507
I am.

Going to my buddies bowling league and having a few beers then going to the bar after.

Why are you fags so closeted. for fucks sake just go out and do something you might enjoy life for once.

>>673361456
To be fair, that guy sounds emotionally fragile.

I'm supposed to be a pretty good looking guy. One time I visited some friends at their university. We were playing pool with these chicks.

We were all cracking jokes in succession, making our girls laugh.

I said some funny shit to "my girl" and she just kinda turned her head down and kept playing pool. Each of my buddies got a laugh and some attention and this chick just made me look like a fool, the odd one out.

You know what? I was baffled. But I just shrugged it off and shifted focus.

You know who didn't get laid that night? That chick

So yea, I mean it happens to the best of us. We get shut down. Don't take it to heart and try not to take it personally.

You never know what these chicks are bringing to the table. Maybe they have a very specific type, maybe they're fighting some internal conflict. Who knows and who cares. Just get on

>>673366168
Having bros over and smoking and drinking until they all leave and I'm left with my dogs and tv, those nights are great, you have it together

>>673360507
I have a girlfriend, she doesn't live with me though, but I have no business going out now.

>>673360507
Because I'm not 21 years old anymore.

When you grow up you'll realize how stupid and boring "going out" is.

"Hey guys, lets go out to some bars packed with people and just stand around getting drunk."

The only reason you want to do it initially is because it's like "omg I'm 21 and I can now do something I couldn't do before so I'm gonna do it and it's gonna be awesome!!!!" But eventually (unless you're a loser with no life) you realize it's pretty idiotic and a huge waste of time.

>>673365951
Like 90% of people in NYC my ego is unapologetically massive. In fact, I'm not even native here so I have to be even more of a douchebag.

Honestly, I'm probably not a naturally derogatory person. I didn't used to look down on people for the clothes they wear.

But come to New York buddy. You'll be just like me within a couple of months. Or you won't survive, plain and simple

>>673366242
Truth. This anon tells the truth.

Cause I'm 26 and getting drunk at a club doesn't appeal to me anymore.

Also because I wanna get a blowjob from my hot Asian girlfriend and play some XBOX while high after a long day at the office.

Tomorrow I'll go out though. All. Fucking. Day.

>>673366864
Sounds like a useless skillset and a shitty way to pass ones time

Think I'll pass

>>673360507
> be me
> introvert
> don't like noisy places
> don't need to meet new people

>>673366864
Shitty little world, not interested. True skill depends on intellect, not looks.

>>673366820
I'm 20 and this is how I feel. I still go out but it's not going to be to a fucking bar.

A play, an art show. One of those new "maze" type things.

I really don't mind going out with friends but we have to have a purpose. Something besides stand around drinking and talking

>>673361848
She is just the excuse you made. If it wasnt her it would be something else. You must be OP cuz you're a huge faggot.

>>673366864
>But come to New York buddy. You'll be just like me within a couple of months. Or you won't survive, plain and simple

God I wish I were as cool as you.

>>673363855
shes pedo bait

>>673367327
>>673367090

Having the social skills and fortitude to survive in a highly competitive environment is useless?

>>673360507
I have to look after my one-year-old twin Nephews, on the night of my friends 18th. Fuck my life

>>673360507
Lost interest in the nightlife market.
I chose to believe that there are better women than the skanks that dwell sticky bathrooms.

>>673367421
Exactly. You're miles ahead of most people your age.

>>673360507
because I'm going out tomorrow night.

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>>673360627
>no gf
http://www.thecoreofattraction.com/how-to-get-a-girlfriend-tutorial/

>>673360507
Cause i got a mythic HFC raid

>>673367577
Competitive? You just described a fashion show, not even a programming language or science career.. do you work for Prada?

>>673360507
Teaching an evening class tonight.
Have too much shit to do in general.
Also, I'm not single so I don't really see the point.

>>673367496
Apparently a mentally insecure girl.

https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/444kvt/anons_mentally_insecure_girl/
http://imgur.com/bD09YoA

I am, big house party in the student city I live in. Gonna take a fuck tonne of MDMA and rave til 8am.

Normie 4 life.

Because I'm a cripple that's no fun to hang out with. I'll probably just stay in bed watching netflix with the wifey and play some xbox until people come over.

>>673367830
school is the best party

OP I'm working tonight, gotta be up early to take care of my daughter. Rather do that to be honest though. After the type of partying I've done for 10 years it gets old after a while. Have fun though OP!

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>>673368043

I'm a lazy fuck who hates driving long distances.

>>673367496
She is beautiful.

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>>673360507
>no friends
>no gf
>no

>>673367800
Lol your thinking is so small. The city would fucking rape you

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>>673368364

>>673360507
Playing in a rugby tournament tomorrow so cant

>>673368451
Confirmed fag. As a home grown Bostonian id just like to throw my two sense in. New York is for fags and Boston will always be the better city.

>>673360507
i haven't got a stitch to wear

>>673360507
i got pissed up last night

>>673368561
I don't care about US pigs.

>>673368702
Are you poor? Me too anon.

>>673366418
This! Going to a bar and hanging out for the sake of getting out of the house every once and awhile doesn't hurt. Especially after a good and hard work week. Nothing like having a few and relaxing. I usually have girls come up to me when I'm out and just meeting people.

i'm going out..

>>673368451
Maybe you're right, not a single fuck is given towards your mindless wannabe hipster status. Have fun, zombie lord.

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>>673360507
But I am anon we are going to the family fun center to bowl and play pool then go out to eat or eat there not sure which she wants to do.

>>673368775
Prob cuz you aren't black.

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>>673360507
But I am.
Going to see a movie with my bros and then going to chill with the gf.

I went out every night from when I was 16 to 26. I haven't been going out nearly as much in the past year. It's honestly overrated once you do it every night.

>Waking up constantly with hangovers
>Somehow getting involved in clique drama when you have nothing to do with them

The fun appeal to it is that you fuck hot random girls and never see them again. Sounds fun, right? Do it every night and you'll realize how small the world is. You will run into them again and it happens a lot. It's awkward and females are the worst people to hang around when drunk.

I could write a novel on how much the whole nightlife lifestyle actually sucks but believe me, it's highly overrated. I'm far more comfortable with just chillin at home and going out socially every once in a while.

>>673368888
Nice quads. Also 26 year old fag here. Completely agree. Gets old after 10+ years. Barely go out and get hammered anymore. Usually if I do anything I just keep it simple. Smoke some weed at my buddies and play Destiny or some shit.

>>673360507

1 because I'm sick of seeing blue light emitted from "smart"phones upon stupid face after stupid face

2 would rather fuck my girlfriend at home, go to the gym, read a book, play video games, learn some new development techniques, catch up on my favorite series or movie than go out to a social event present with (more-than-likely) drunk assholes whom I have nothing in common with.

3 there are no bands in-town that I want to see. That's the only exception I have when going out... unless there's an incentive that doesn't border socializing, I'm staying home.

4 Did I mention how much I hate drunk people? Annoying as fuck, fake as fuck, and fun as fuck until they put on their beer goggles and become a giant asshole.

5 Spending money when going "out" saps your wallet faster than anyone else. I don't even enjoy paying for food anymore now that my culinary skills have increased and I'm able to produce food vastly superior to any bullshit restaurant I tend to.

6 Driving to places. Fuck wasting time, seeing the same sights over and over is useless. Traveling to a new/remote spot might be worth it, but spending 15-45 minutes to get to a place my friends want to meet up is a complete waste of time.

When you have an endless supply of tight asian pussy at home along with almost all the hobbies you enjoy, the rest of the world can royally fuck off.

Plus I live in Arizona, so the greater majority of people I encounter are straight douche bags due to fragile egos and excessive alpha male syndrome. I'm not one to waste time people-watching, otherwise I would definitely go out with a few friends to do just that.

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>>673368888
Octo-quads speak massive truth. Godspeed anon.

>>673368888
All them sexual diseases too brah. Women are sluts.

>>673360507
I'll be driving to see my mother

>>673360507
I'd rather just chill and smoke weed

>>673369112
I've been lucky in that regard because I've made plenty of drunken decisions where I decided not to wrap up. I've had burning piss for a couple of weeks but no kids that I'm aware of and I've been tested. Clean there.

>>673369065
It gets old and expensive real fast. Especially when people think you're rich. Everyone has an excuse to hit you up for money and drinks and you're somehow an asshole if you refuse to buy people drinks who didn't bring any money to the club.

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>>673366864
Egdy faggot, I'm from Jamaica, Queens NY and it's not that difficult to just mind your own business, it's not like at every corner somebody it testing you. Truth is, nobody cares about you, you don't need to prove you're some hard-ass. Probably from Brooklyn.

>>673369073
Well said anon. What the fuck is the point of even going out anymore. All my stupid friends just sit there staring at their phones like a bunch of idiots.

>>673360507
Because it's a Wednesday

because here in Europe thursday night is for students and fuck those retarded beer prices

>>673360507

Because the party is at my place

>>673360507
Working. Going to plunge into clunge tomorrow.

>>673361848
Let us see a pic of her

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>>673369330

I cannot stand drunk people. Most males turn into Bruce Lee and want to fight everyone. Females turn into a real live cast of the Jersey Shore. At least with the guys, they have a one track mind. They don't try to hurt other people and they go straight for who they're pissed at. Women? Nope.

Women do not care. They grab anything and everything giving two shits less who or what is around them. Ask any bouncer or owner who they'd rather have in their establishment fighting. Men or women.

Cuz I've already put in my time doing the whole club/bar bs. I'm staying home eating steak, drinking wine, smoking weed, and fucking my girl.

ITT: A bunch of seasoned veterans who have been there and done that. Sure thing kiddos. It's so refreshing to see so many people that have lived exciting lives on 4chan

>>673369317
Ya. No one has any shame any more dude. I remember when I was younger none of my friends would ever pull that shit. Two of my friends I go out with sometimes never bring money. One of them even fucking lied last time we all went out and said he paid 40 bucks and gave it to our other, shit faced friend who "lost it". Fucking unreal.

>>673369732
Jealous fag detected who wasted his whole life in his mother's basement.

>>673360507
Thar fucking laura b fuck god how did you find this op?

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>>673369732
Exciting past lives doesn't often lead to anything good.. you lose thrive and energy. Knit while you go.

>>673360507
Waste of money, especially when I can sit a home with some acid tabs

Because all my bars have State Lottery run Keno games in them and I am addicted to playing them. I will lose literally every penny I have. Keno is a game where you pick up to 10 numbers and 20 out of 80 numbers come out every 4 minutes.

The odds and probability of that game should be flat out illegal. Every gambling game gives the house an edge but Keno is fucking ridiculous. No matter how stupid I know it is, I cannot stop playing it. At least state lotteries give 40% of their income to schools and other state functions... I guess?

>>673370022
Have to agree with this anon. Beat my body to shit. 26 feeling like I'm 36. Prob only live to 40 but fuck it, totally worth it.

>>673368888
this!

I'm not the king of one night stands but seriously, it's the same shit. Mornings are awkward, do i get an uber or do i drive them to there parents house where they still live?

and the super small fucking world part?! hahahah I've only done one night stands for 6 months.and no less then 4 times out of 7 girls, did I bump into them with their parents at a nice restaurant in my town. That's real fucking fun, having to explain why i'm with another girl, and how I was using their daughter like a cum rag, and that she was the one sucking my dick for 20 minutes after I got her to my apartment.

Because I thought partying was so cool until I became a father. Now, I have a girl and she's only 4. I enjoy laying with her and watching a movie far more than buying overpriced drinks and getting hit on by some slut trying to get free shit so that she'll be nice and drunk to go fuck her boyfriend later. Most of my hookups were usually because of acquaintances or friends, I guess I just sucked at getting hooked up with random people.

>>673360507
I went out last night and I have to work tomorrow

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>>673370017
I had it saved for some time. I think it was on her Instagram but she made it all private now. :(

>>673370218
Or the girls who would flat out refuse to leave. The crazy girls who thought you bringing them home meant you wanted to live with them or spend more time with them.

>>673360507
its thursday

Cause I got a Tinder date tonight.

Because my girlfriend is coming over to spend all night with me at home.

there's only one pub in town and its an empty wetherspoons

>>673364863
Drunken fools don't deserve cannabis, dude is going around peeing on people

Because I live in a town with a 11k population and there's only one bar. The two others (God I miss them) shut down because the owners were worthless and didn't pay taxes.

It's the same people every night and if you weren't born here or raised in the large group these people travel in, they hate you. The only time I meet people or talk to people is when outsiders come in and they hate them too. It's like one of those weird M Night Sham movies in real life.

I went out Tues and Weds and got laid both nights and I'm going out tomorrow night too. I deserve a rest.

>>673360507
>no drivers license
>no friends
>no qt gf
>acne scars

>>673370756
>Tinder
Have fun meeting up with a gay guy or being chatted up by a bot.

Do real women even use that anymore?

>>673360507
Who goes out? That's retarded. What a waste of precious lentils.

Because I'm not a fuckboy like you are, you wannabe Night at The Roxbury ass bitch.

>>673370660
Are you high?

>>673360507
But I am anon :)

>>673370922
Yes but there's a lot of flakes with online dating period. When you use a platform where women are surrounded by a million cocks a day, you have to be quick or their ADHD kicks in and they forget about you.

Yes, real women (even attractive ones) like to get fucked by random guys that their friends don't know but it's a cesspool. In real life, most women are never even approached when they're out. So, just imagine for a moment, the ego boost and how entitled they become when all these guys all of a sudden become brave. Welcome to the internet.

They exist but you have to get them quick or you simply won't.

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>>673360507
Absolutely nowhere to go.
I´m alone with my mother in her beach house atm.
The beach at night is fun, however: couples like to try and have sex on the beach at night, and i creep the shit out of them.
I got a load of two hotties geting fucked by two guys - i tought they would suck me too, but they only left angrily and the dudes sweared at me at a distance.
Still fun , tought.

>>673371087
timezones dude

>>673370836
small UK town life, it's tough. Move to a city pham

>>673361852
you gonna elaborate on that german pedo game?

>>673366864
Craig, shut the fuck up.

Overate myself with sweets, cannot move, shitlike farts every few minutes, poor faggy me

>>673371252
In what time zone is it not Friday?

>>673360507
Because I'm going to be drinking, smoking weed, and playing vidya. It's a lot easier than trying to have a real life.

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>>673360507
i have an adult ice hockey game tonight at 10:40.
might get a little drunk afterwards though

>>673368888
Fucking hell this. I remember waking up puking my guts out every morning and trying to make myself feel better with a bloody mary. Binge drinking is fun when you do it but the after effects are just horrendously painful.

>>673371358
that barely makes sense

I am. Going to Beta nightclub in Denver, I am a promoter and fire poi spinner for floorbangrs, phunky elements, and the root of the hill in Boulder. Plus I have a car, a nice 2009 yellow chevy cobalt, and bitches, dope, and money to boot. Will probably make over a grand just tonight selling this jar I picked up and some k too. Expect a great night, as usual. Enjoy fapping to traps instead, losers!

>>673371360
the one where i live

>>673371358
>>673371493
I think he meant, hes a fatfuck and cant pass 2 mins without shitting himself in spaghetti and meatballs

>>673360507
Cause my girlfriend owns me.

>>673368888

nice quads fam.

you are 26/7 though, you are meant to grow out of going out around then. No one wants to see people pushing 30 in a nightclub.

>>673371358
who the fuck eats "sweets", are you 5?

>>673360507
I'm sick in my bed

>>673371493
Hah i know, I'm bulimic piece of shit and spend my whole day
>>673371639
I'm bulimic piece of shit, 21 BMI tho , lots of bf and lack of self control. I'm usually doing better but 2-5k binges every few days don't help

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>>673371622

>>673370922

I've had a ton of successful dates and flat-out booty calls through Tinder.

My favorite date was the one where we went to get coffee at a drive-thru coffee shack and ended up driving together for a good 3 hours all across the city. 21 y/o filipina chick -- tight body, perky tits, and somehow a big firm butt to hold it all together. I didn't end up pursuing her, but a lot of free stuff came out of spending time with her. She smoked at least a pack a day and was too high-energy and outgoing for me to have as a girlfriend.

Another match asked me to help her with math homework. Helped her ace a test, got some tits and dirty videos sent my way, then fucked at one of her family's extra houses.

Oh, to live near a slut-prone college with one of the lowest education rankings in the country. I made America great again a couple times more on that same chick before calling it quits.

p.s - It's fucking insane how many chicks sharpen their angle skills when taking pictures. So many fatties give off the impression of slightly overweight... it's a double-edged sword to roam Tinder.

>>673371834
>being this much of a faggot

>>673370870
That shit sounds retarded. I always liked the small town vibe, but your fellow townmates sound like an annoying bunch to spend time with if you were visiting for a night, or a few days.

I'd actually love to, it's just that I've been awake for ~27hrs by now and feel too much impaired physically to get anywhere.

>>673364292
i was 20 last time i went to disney world
step ya game up faggot

>>673371622
I'm going to beta tonight too! That's crazy! Lets be friends and touch eachother in our no-no spots.

>>673360761
This tbqphyf.

a/s/l?

Tacos and burritos

I am, with my wife and some of our so-called couple friends. I'd far rather be at home alone with a couple of beers, watching some tv or whatever

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>>673360507
Me and my girlfriend are going to stay home and do our favorite thing, bingewatch shows on netflix.

>>673360507
>no friends who "go out"
>don't want no friends who "go out"
>sure as hell don't want no gf who "goes out"

>>673360507
Do not ever date a girl with a smile like that... Seriously, bad news lol

You guys are beta
>moved to a party college town a week ago
>headed out tonight by myself
>chicks think I'm mysterious
>last time played pool with some qt's
>always end up meeting new interesting people

Stay home and make your excuses and realize how lame your life is

>>673360507
Because I'm over 30 and think of others purely as consumers of my free time. You'll understand in a few years.

>>673368888
Honestly I'd read that novel. Have you ever read Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas?

I'll be passed out drunk by time all the 9-5ers get home from work... third shift gives me a great reason to be antisocial and I love it.

I'm going bombing tonight in 10 hours or so.

>>673373667
I'm 24 and I think that now. I moved from Canada to the UK, while I have some friends here- I just feel like we don't connect and it's not really worth spending time together because we don't actually talk that much when we do. I'd like to meet new people but it's so hard.

I've resorted to using Tinder to try to potentially meet new people and have conversations that might be interesting. Never seems to pan out for me. I don't know if women think I'm ugly or I'm just a waste of time. My grandmother once told me "You're hard work" and now I can relate to what she says that I'm on my own, why would anyone think it was worth being with me? I enjoy being alone though. I don't know if that's a problem or that's a good thing but I feel free when I'm alone.

>>673374069
this

>>673360507
I have to lose some weight first mang.

>>673362887
RIP. Sorry for your loss.

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>>673368888
I hate to say it, but fucking this, did it from 19 till 24 usually 2 or 3 times a week, when I graduated uni. By the time I was done with college it was fucking awkward as shit with some of the girls I kept meeting/doing it with.

>>673374069
>I've resorted to using Tinder
Sweet jaysus, you should just find comrades through gaming or some shit. Let your hobbies decide your friends, not the other way around. You'll end up doing less retarded stuff following your own hobbies. Like stamps? Go lick stamp girls at some stamp conversion, or hang out in similar areas. Prioritise yourself and the rest will follow.

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>>673366170
your ego doesnt exist when you laugh. there are other ways than drugs to experience non ego.

>>673360507
tomorrow i'll go full Spa invited by a blue eyed cutie and I want to be at 100% for the funny time ;););););)

>>673364379
>attain money and car
>just go out
yeah

>>673375667
>find comrades through gaming or some shit
90% of the people I play games with are Russian or Turkish. (maybe it's because I play DOTA)
I mix music as a hobby and also professionally but all my clients and relations are abroad - that doesn't solve the issue. I literally have no common interests with people. I don't know if I'm niche or I'm just hanging out with the wrong people in the wrong place. Women are too complex to try to start a conversation with out of nowhere, each woman wants something different as a first impression so you end up playing the lottery most the time, except it's like the real lottery where I lose every time and when I do win, it's a small victory but nothing comes of it. Not only women but people in general.

>>673360627
save money buy a bottle from ABC store cost less than a few drinks out

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Would rather stay home for the most part. No need to go out and get hit on by whores tying to get me to buy them a drink. When there retarded an don't know how to manage there money. Plus it's cheaper for me to buy a bottle and drink at home. Do t run the risk of getting a DUI.

>>673362890
even for a trillion bucks I wouldn want to be you
kek

>>673377624
Come back in a years time and tell us how UR shity life is going...I'll guess it's sum thing like this
> lost job
> mom kicked me out
> my girlfriend left me.
> no money saved
> there's more but fuck you I think you get it
Comes in be can I get a feels thread going on my life sucks
> kek
There's a point in time when you need to grow the fuck up and as I see it you are not there not even close to being there.
Have fuming wasting you money and time.

Anyways get drunk with the sunnyvale boys is way better than wasting money on getting a girls phone number

>>673360507
car's not inspected
poor
virginfag with no social life
ugly
fat

what am i supposed to be going out for again?

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>>673371834
Fucking every one dose you retard. But I see UR too retarded to get that

>>673360507
Not ripped yet, still flabby.
Working on it every day though and making progress.
That and I don't know how to get out of the house without my girl asking a million questions. (I don't love her anymore and already "cheat" on her flirting with girls on kik.)

>>673360507
cuz i have a fever and i feel like shit :X

>>673378594
I feel yea /b/ro haven't "cheat" but the love is gone. Plus she's just a bitch all around. I have a chance to move to Navada and as soon as I told her that. Here come the shit storm. Way do you want to move out there. There's nothing out there for you ect ect. Bitch it's a fresh start plus if I do where done...."thinking to my self"

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>>673360507

i will op

>>673360507
My girlfriend and I are going to try the der eisendrache raster egg again

>>673360507
I have a job

>>673360507
because my girlfriend is coming over tomorrow

>>673360507
Depressed alcoholic that prefers to drink alone and masturbate to MLP. With the amount I spend on alcohol per week, I could have a hell of a night out.

>>673362946
who is she?

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>>673360507
This is why

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Need to work on my application.
I'm going out tomorrow and sunday tho

>>673379779
A girl who wears tight clothes for perverted japanese photographers.

>>673360507
Cause i dont like to get scammed
6$ for a fucking pint

Fuck me you're all plebs

>>673380285
I'll remind myself of that while I'm fucking the girl I don't love anymore cause pussy is pussy.

>>673360507
Oh, but I am, anon. Also, it'll be in a loud ass muscle car as well.

>>673360507
fat
ugly
have to work

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>>673372551
have fun going to disney world in 2025!

You're addicted to giving away your money while playing shitty games, and have no self control, so that's why you can't go to bars. Civilization has failed you entirely

>>673360507
Sick, heading cross-country tomorrow, getting drunk on skype with a friend.

>>673381404
I have spent like $200 on games this week. I need help.

>>673381548
how much runescape gold did you buy?