But I do not have a thing for that.
Here are the mmr distributions globally.
Generally 2k players are know to be awful, and generally new. So yeah, bronze. I actually calibrated at 2.1k when I first started ranked because for whatever reason I decided to calibrate back when I was awful.
I am 4.4k now.
Yeah, I have been basically hovering around 4.35k for a while now. My ld spam is not working so much as the offlane gets harder. Though I may spam ld mid. Also tilting does not help my winrate.
aw yeah classic comic dump comin' up
Yes but I actually care about my mmr. A lot.
All I have is fur porn or camping/guitar pictures.
yeah looks like exactly bronze
and 4k looks to be gold, that is, top 20%
oh i was going to say something but i completely glossed over thinking of anything to say
Who has the manga of a bear and I think a dog in a sauna, and the bear sees a manga on a bench and a rough looking dog comes out and they hit it off and the dog takes his virgin ass?
I cut my nails, I had to do a fair bit of digging yesterday for both Eric's new hide and setting up the cage for Gregor and Joseph. I actually might get those two a slightly bigger cage to give them more stuff to crawl on, but first I'm going to get Eric a much bigger home so he can make a burrow.
Yeah. Usually around 6k is where you find a lot of pro players. Though there are some pros who are 7k+, which are becoming more frequent nowadays.
Cool that you know what you want in a guy. It's rare where i am.
Just work it hard. 4x8 reps of everything.
Busy lifting here mate, thanks for understanding.
I will fill it in myself
>he needs to ask
link me whatever album you pick
all pros in league are challenger, which is exactly 200 players large, the top .02%
i would myself wear tight-ish black jeans, nice vans or something similar, and then yes a white t-shirt with a diagonal red stripe across the side and front, maybe made out of a different piece of cloth and sewn on.
You got it senpai
I want to not choke you.
That is for starters.
My mmr and winning are top priorities in the game. It is not entirely about "fun" anymore.
Yeah see you do not have to be "challenger" to be a pro here. There are pro players from 5k and some currently approaching 9k.
How do you get challenger anyways?
last one. going to link all posts together for any one interested in the comic
I like a lot of body contact, I'd love to be able sleep on another guy's arms, big man pillows..
it is just Out of the Blue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMlAfZxHG00
though afterward i will be split between No Answer, Discovery, and Face the Music
that is shitty, like a kind of melancholic, lamenting "shitty". i hope you can come to enjoy the game for improving executional ability over increasing a number.
if you must wear such footscraps, you must.
sleep well, you've got a lot of cocks ahead of you
when you get master (which is second highest, above diamond 1), your LP (which you earn by winning and lose by losing) does not cap at 100 and instead can increase indefinitely
so challenger is the 200 people with the highest LP in each region
currently NA challenger is between 367 and 1346 LP
excellent, just as this album ended
I know it. Later Tiger
It's night here nig. Goodnight
my mood is only improving
I would decline and ask you to suggest alternatives.
It is both, really. The number matters, and the executional ability improves with it.
Ah, see. There is no "top 200" here. Generally the number is the indicator of your skill, rather than a range that covers a range.
There is a leaderboard, however. Currently two players, Arteezy and this spectre spammer named "Badman," are racing for 9k.
it is like the logical conclusion of the beatles and the beach boys
i never want to care about my rank in league, only the fun i have playing well and the existential dread i have playing poorly.
Some light platonic petting would be appropriate.
I mean, there is not much difference, since it is all relative anyway
that is just how I would describe them
for that I'm holding you responsible.
Well yeah, that is basically. The game is good when I play well, and it is the worst when I do not. 2.7k hours already and I do not plan on stopping soon. If I had the level of motivation and investment for dota as some skill or hobby, I would probably be a professional by now.
Patting on the back or something.
Play dota with me sometime and I promise I will not yell at you.
depends on quality
I am the same way with nujabes and certain nu-jazz/hip-hop artists
I am fucking awful at it though
I always forget to use manta style
isn't he such a good boy!! wan wan wan
i think there is a video of nujabes' whole discography on youtube. 7 hours.
yo weird thing, i could not remember to use a single fucking item for the first three weeks i played league, and i still forget all the time.
I love this animation he's so Swole and fluffly :)
Dream come true.
You don't have to wait until you're old to be shitty and despise your youth.
The worst is that I can tell if the game is 100% lost, based on early game decision making. Like sometimes it is just painfully obvious. At that point sometimes I just pull up netflix and watch "It's always sunny" and have it transparent so I can make sure I do not get an afk abandon. Unless I am a carry, however. If I have some sort of position where I can influence the game 1v5 then I will try. But as a support you can only really do so much.
That is fine. You are automatically better than 60% of the players because you speak english. I forgot to use midas sometimes. Manta is just a reaction you learn.
I think we've been at this before , pretty sure you're the same guy..
Is petting not a very hasted advancement, however?
he is responding grandly to the petting
this is why i no longer play support. i would rather lose because i am shitty and bad than because someone else is shitty and bad.
at least in league you may give up at 20 minutes.
well I mean you're so good and responsible
imagine this pillow is you
I am still terrible at using items when they are off cd
that is one of the reasons I mained adc for like a year
maybe I can teach you the joys of queuing for mobas with friends who are competent
assuming I ever play it enough to get competent
i forget specifically with randuin's and crescent nowadays, but i do not forget anything on supports anymore.
thinking about buying shen as a counter to tanky tops that poppy loses to.
Prolly, i know i'm on NS.
Well i'm done, i'm going to shower and head home.
What evidence have you to make such a bold judgement.
Honestly I am winning more as a support recently, though. Because I know exactly how I do NOT want my laning phase to go, I can apply that to make sure the enemy has a terrible laning phase. Sometimes it is out of your control, yes, but it is better you do the job than someone incompetent.
Also there are two rankings. Solo and party. Playing with friends only changes your party mmr. Solo mmr is the most important one. I usually do not care about party games because the are either normal games or ranked since I do not care about my party mmr.
shen is always very good to have in your pocket
at worst he turns a lane into a farm lane and ults the adc when necessary
at best he can completely stonewall the enemy toplaner
but tanks are great because they are never not relevant in a game
oh that's kinda lame
I bet he's frustrated
It makes playing in a stack with idiots more bearable.
at your rank people get to the point where they can last hit 80% of the time, so it is not such a problem. but i have been queued with utter shitters because i am wood bracket in league, and also not very good at the game.
he eats squishies with even one damage item, but i am not certain if tanks are supposed to hit tanks or hit squishies anyway.
i think he is suffering mentally from losing game one, because of several overeager moves he made.
pls help, its been 3 days and these vocals wont leave my head
yeah that makes sense
I just play normals with the idiots and ranked with anyone who I think is good enough to play ranked with (read: only darwin and mordin and maybe am and probably dom once he gets more experience)
tanks are either supposed to dive their back line or peel for your own
it heavily depends on what your comp and what their comp is, as well as how the teamfight unfolds
Yeah it was a big problem in 2/3k. Here people play at a decent level, but the games are usually almost always one sided stomps. It feels like I am playing "whoever can make the other tilt more wins."
I am only sensitive anywhere if it is someone else.
Yeah basically. And me of course, because I can play a sick Kindred.
hey, kindred's top-tier right now, so
shen has nice peel, i will consider this
i think i will continue to play tanks and lee sin specifically, because of how well they can control fights.
i will not.
play someone horrid like wd and just throw casks
Kill yourselves. This is a porn thread. Anime and other autistic bullshit images don't belong here
I said if it was someone else. It does not matter who, frankly.
Do riot actually punish people for playing outside of the meta? Like say playing a carry as a support, or vice versa?
Wd is pretty okay this patch. Lion and es are top tier right now, though. Also venge.
I used to think assassins and carries were the way to carry games, and I didn't realize until recently that no, you need to be a tank
if you have cc and can apply it properly in fights, then games are so much easier to influence because that is how the outcome of teamfights is decided
so I started playing poppy and sejuani
shut up, idiot
it is not a reportable offense, if that's what you mean
as much as shitters would try to report you for it
There is ability scaling. Aether lense increases range and damage output.
The report system is extremely abused here. People will report you for anything. I usually report people if they play really badly or if they actually deserve it. Though a lot of people will report you just for making a small mistake.
I kind of abuse it myself sometimes.
Now I did not say I am entirely opposed to tummy rubs it if it is being offered.
It is core on most supports, actually. Also very core on Pudge, and Zeus.
I dunno how it works there, but here there are categories on the report screen you can select, plus you can write a little comment
there used to be an "unskilled player" category which didn't actually send a report to riot, it was just created as a way for salty players to vent
and if a player gets reported enough they look at chat logs and such and decide what to do from there
I think the only time someone gets automatically punished is if they get reported an absurd number of times in a very short period
so because it is the only item like that, it mostly ends up as a flat, or rather predictable bonus on whoever buys it. there are no other variables, it is only 8% of whatever their damage at rank 4 already is.
Bf had a cockroach in middle school. Also, clean them nails.
Basically how it works here as well. A certain amount of reports in comm abuse will get you a mute, and other stuff might get you low priority. People just select the category and send. You do not really have to write anything.
I fail to see what the problem is.
Generally that is good enough.
is it automatic or are there people who check to make sure the reports are warranted?
Y so mean, bbycakes?
Thank you for your unwavering respect, James.
there's a BOOBY and a VAGEE in this
"sudden love takes the longest time to be cured" says my fortune cookie
yeah, that'd be an issue if it is abused as much as you say
Gregor Samsa and Joseph K.
They are adorable.
I'd even say it borders on threespect.
You cannot prove whether or not my tummy is soft.
It surprisingly is not.
You only get like, 5 reports a week, and only gain more if you report someone that eventually gets punished because of it.
Also people talk more than they act.
how do you tell them apart
oh, that is interesting
you can report people as much as you like in league
Oh. Is there.
What R U goin 2 do about it?
If there were unlimited reports, it would be so abused.
I would report anyone who pings at me even once.
I have no idea what this means.
All skills scale pretty well and have their usefulness late game, regardless of if they seem week.
Why no Lenin and Stalin?
Fucking loved those fucking goddamn fucking awesome fucking books
oh, I see
gregor has longer antennae, yes?
well that is why an automatic system would be no good, but I suppose the limited number of reports is what makes it not that broken
Because Gregor Samsa is the protagonist in The Metamorphosis and Joseph K is the protagonist in The Trial.
Joseph has two short antennae, Gregor has one long and one short one. Their horns are almost identical but Gregor's right horn curves turns slightly.
is their any significance to that? like, does having shorter antennae impact their perception at all?
A ton of other factors.
You can barely see the shark, though.
Basically. I would not report u, bb.
I wouldn't report you either
I think it would just limit the distance they can perceive.
how lucky for gregor then
he doesn't need glasses
That's not your best angle.
I thought you sat on it with your fat butt and broke it.
It's an homage to my favorite author.
I should make them a bunch of tiny furniture and a little TV.
make a tiny courtroom for them
you could do all sorts of characters
I'm sure you'll find it. One day.
That or a nice blind guy.
I wouldn't get another hissing one though. I'd get a Death's Head roach. Because Jack McCoy is out for blood.
Nope. If it weren't Camus it would be Kierkegaard and if it weren't Kafka it would be Dostoevsky.
Busy days are the worst. Bye.
By crushing it to death, presumably.
I am not interested in mathematics or science fiction.
masturbate, most likely
>Alfred North Whitehead (1861–1947) was a British mathematician, logician and philosopher best known for his work in mathematical logic and the philosophy of science. In collaboration with Bertrand Russell, he co-authored the landmark three-volume Principia Mathematica (1910, 1912, 1913).
I'd rather wallow in the muck and grime of the human condition.
There are worse ways to go. Not many, but there are.
The Myth of Sisyphus is one of my two favorite books. The Stranger is great, but pales to that.