ITT: ways to keep your girlfriend's pussy tasting fresh. Mine's is always mucousy and smells rank tips appreciated
tell her to wash her junk with mild bar soap
do the same with your junk.
Dont be filth wizards
Is there anything I can eat to mask the taste?
quit letting Abo and Bloodworm fuck ur girl - problem solved
Well if you really want to taste good and healthy you just have to change your diet to be healthy. Eat more fruist and vegies, but more fruits like mango and pineapple.
HOWEVER, if you just want a good tasting vag the qquick and easy way, then drink some condensed milk. It really helps, my wife and I found out by accident.
I'm no expert but I've experienced both ends of the spectrum. The things I noticed about chicks who have the best aroma? They exercise regularly, they don't eat a bunch of junk food, they don't smoke, they aren't stressed, and they have good hygiene. The vagina is normally self-cleaning so if they are washing too vigorously with too much soap, then their exacerbating the problem. Yogurt can help. Hormonal fluctuations can cause issues too.
Get her pussy really cleaned out, like at a gynecologist, tell her you'll eat her out every day she's not on her period, but in return she becomes strictly anal penetration only.
It'll keep her pussy nice and clean.
Wrong and right.
Yes the vagina cleans itself out but some odors are stronger than others. Not every vagina smells the same. Some can have basocally no scent while others can be a bit too strong. Theres nothing wrong with using a mild soap to clean it...now cleaning it does NOT mean actually going into the vagina which cannreally fuck up a vaginas PH levels and dry it the fuck out. Cleaning around the hole and every other part is fine
yes a healthy diet make a vag tastes good, if she eats let's say fish for dinner by the hour her vag is gonna taste like fish, equal as garlic and onion, if you want a sweet tasting vag, give her berries, strawberries, blueberries, raspberries, no chocolate that actually makes the vagina have a funny smell (but not a bad smell or taste just kind of salty weird), if you just want a vagina to smell clean and just like.. vagina i guess, tell her to drink water (lots of it.
its all about what she eats and problem solved.
For a lot of women it can go out of balance, cleaning externally changing underwear daily can help prevent an imbalance.
Dont be a filthwizard.
Just found this, https://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/1uw079/i_know_this_sounds_a_little_crazy_but_has_anyone/cema6by
"her entire body tasted slightly sweeter, but barely noticeable. Same story when I went down on her."
>If you cant handle a woman's natural scent then you're just gay.
Uh wtf? You cant even think of a decent comeback because you know you look stupid as shit.
Who the fuck said i was the only girl? A few anons here imolied they were female.
Instead of stroking your tiny dick to porn how about actually going outside and be social so you can see a real vagina in person
most chicks have fucking terrible diets and their vag will reflect that. this also applies to hot sluts who don't take care of their bodies but just rely on genetics because they're lazy and everyone already wants them.
For some of you fat skanks, it fucking should be.
If it smells like anything... There's a problem.
Some of you cunts fell asleep in 3rd grade when they taught you hygeine.
Seriously its like me going into some sort of dick thread and acting like i know about dick. I only know from what ive seen in my fucking face and basic hygenic traits.
But this faggot wanna come in thinking he knows more about pussy than a pussy owner.
Bitch you know the rules.
Of course not bruh.
If women had to pull their own weight, there'd be way less hamplanets in the world.
>MUH PH LEVEL
You're not a fucking public swimming pool
Okay so if you Haven't had the whole apartment complex's dick in you, you don't need soap, and nobody is advocating soaping your vag. Just rinsing it out with water is enough.
If a girl needs to rely on a gyno to clean her vag for her then she needs to kill herself.
Once again. A guy telling me what right and wrong about a vag.
Yall faggots think youre gynos or something????
Im not saying that it smelling like shit is cool but smell happens.
Hell that aint even that hard of a concept to understand. Your balls dont smell like no fucking irish spring either faggot
Fuck your rules.
Actually....yea it does. Unless you devote your majority of time studying it then you really dont know shit.
Once again thats like me saying i know everything about dick.
Ive had a damn good amount in my face but you dont see me here preaching like i know everything
First of all, no tits posted with timestamp = not confirmed girl.
Second of all, the only girls that ever wander anywhere near /b/ lately are most likely 3 or 4 people melted into one, thus they can't reach their sweaty meat drapes to wash them with anything.
And they're also probably hyper feminist sjws to begin with.
dick smell happens to, you know how? they don't wash it.
>muh sensitive pussy skin
I see chicks ramming 12in dildos, various fruit, computer keyboards, and cheese graters in their pussy on cam but here you are stigmatizing vaginal hygiene.
Of course I'm not saying they don't have PH. They're acidic. I'm trying to tell you that you can't NOT do things in fear of how your body will react to it. That's just refusing something based on some anecdote of a PH level gone wrong.
Most of you should an hero anyway.
Unless you periodically smell test yourself by dipping a finger in there and taking a whiffs I'm fucking certain I know more about it than you do. I have a better angle on it and don't need a mirror to see if something looks weird down there.
Also, I can see my whole dick without a mirror or contortions myself.
Therefore, I am positive that I know more about this shit than you.
>p.s. most gynos are men for a reason you dumb bitch.
A decent pussy should smell mostly like nothing but have a slight and sweet funk to it when you get close. Basically the smell of clean skin plus a hint of pussy stank. You should not be able to smell it through clothes.
Women should always be cleaning the outside (lips, clit, etc) thoroughly with soap and water and rinsing the interior with just water. If there's an issue where the pussy can be Angeles through clothes or there is too much pussy stank, douche does the job. Probably necessary only once every few years, more so as she gets older.
In college I must have eaten out over 20 girls or so, and did sexual shit with even more.
Girls who had smelly pussies tended to be either overweight, virgins, or smoked cigs.
The others were clean and smelled musky or not much smell at all. If a chick is pretty fat, it's kind of hard to keep it from smelling. My current gf is probably 40 lbs overweight (didn't start off that way) but she's usually always very clean, so I guess it's not a universal law, but a good guideline.
Another anon losing what the fuck im saying.
I never said washing it was bad. All i said is the proper way to wash it is around the home and other areas. Not jnside the fucking hole. Theres not fucking need for it.
How would i know???
I put soap up my vagina when i was like 1e and it was dryer than a fucking desert for a couple days.
how else do i know? Oh yea. A actual gyno told me
My point is....SOAP DOESNT NEED TO GO INTO A VAGINA TO WASH IT.
Bitch, girls don't know how girls work.
Ever argue with one? It goes like this.
I AM ANGRY
I DON'T FUCKING KNOW BUT IT'S YOUR FAULT
Seriously, all girls do this.
Having a girlfriend is like babysitting an autistic child that won't fuck you unless you buy her jewelry, chocolate, flowers, and tell her that all her autistic opinions are right when they're clearly not.
Loving this. All the problems in the world & people are screaming at one another over poon related hygiene.
Yea that summers eve bullshit actually made made my skin all dry and irritated. Which is why i dont use it.
For years ive just used a very mild bar soap to clean my vag and hell i wouldnt even consider my diet the best but my bf eats me out like its going out of style. To him i taste like oranges.
So literally as long as a chicks not a complete slob and actually care about her vag then it more than likely wont smell
Dude when it comes to girls don't argue. Tell them they are correct.
That way you can get laid whenever you want. You don't have to buy them chocolate of flowers. I personally am an advocate of never buying girls stuff
>*re-enslaving women would save the world
Fixed that for you anon.
I made that statement as a general rule.
I treat women like the nameless cum dumpsters they are. I'm single, happy, have money, and a simple life.
All you gotta do is learn to one call close bitches and then never speak to them again. It's not hard, just wait for them to get drunk and emotional, then be "not the.person she's mad at" and you're in.
Omfg just stop...you literally cant get any more stupid.
You imply that i dont smell myself????
Uh fucking wrong....majorly wrong.
Like how you fuck scratch and sniff your nuts i do the same shit to my vag.
Why? Because i like to know i smell good and have a bf who likes to out his face down there often so i dont want him getting any suprises.
Okay...there are PLENTY of female gynos...you are retarded if you think theyre mostly male...and even if that was true...so..? Youre not a fucking gyno...case closed
That only applies when being a girl is used for attention; Doesn't apply when gender is required for the subject matter......
Given, newfriends don't usually know this and assume it's some grand 'internet maymay'.
>Having a girlfriend is like babysitting an autistic child that won't fuck you unless you buy her jewelry, chocolate, flowers, and tell her that all her autistic opinions are right when they're clearly not.
someone amend the rules to include this even if its not related to the internet.
Fucking spot on
>scratch and sniff
>same shit to my vag
No. You. Dont. I guarantee it.
Also, since you refuse to prove you're an actual girl in the only acceptable method, one of the following is true:
>your weight starts with 300 and you're embarrassed that you're a hamgalaxy
>you're not a girl
To give you the benefit of the doubt, I'll go with option 1 since you're triggering so hard.
Fyi: all guys know what "fat girl smell" is. You are probably noseblind to it, so no matter what you do to try to check yourself, it's still there and we can smell it. Instantly.
Why would you be so certain i dont scratch and sniff??
Wtf why is that so hard.for you to get?
Im being triggered because a fucking virgin faggot is telling me how a vagina works
Because there hasn't been a single decent quality bitch on this planet since the fucking 70s, and they only existed then because men were allowed to smack the fucking stupid out of them back then.
But, seriously. How do you tell that your vagina stinks? I saw yesterday when my wife was smelling her pants. I asked wtf and she replied that she can tell the moment of her cycle that way. Do you smell your pants or what?
Also, I when I wash my 3-year-old daughter cunt it stinks like fish. She still uses diapers in the night. Looks like a typical /b/ tards fetish: a 3-year old cunt in diaper.
This bitch is a fucking savage
Not the same guy, but when there's millions of facts and data at our disposal on the internet, sometimes some guys know more about pussies than the women behind them.
It's tragic and tits or gtfo
On some real body health shit tell your girl and (possibly you) drink a small tablespoon of RAW organic apple-cider vinegar it helps with the bacteria for body odors and taste down thur. It has tons of benefits l because of its specific acidic properties and is a good aid for digestion if you cant take it straight on w/water BUT for real detox and cleansing will change alot for you sexually you should try ~
Have her shower regularly, mild unscripted soap or NO soap (sprays, perfumes and body washes will irritate it), drink lots of water, have a low sugar and low yeast diet ... So cut back on bread and beer as well as sugar to have sweet tasting pussy. Have her take a vaginal support probiotic. They do wonders.
Sweetie did you look that up just now and cry a little because no man on earth wants to maintain you?
That's the price of being a feminist.
Do I detect a hint of buyers remorse?
get gf who takes a fucking shower every fucking day
jesus, this shit any rocket surgery
Don't have to. I have a TV and the internet.
You dumb fucks out yourselves before men even get near you and then complain that there are no good men anymore.
This just in: there are, they just don't want anything to do with you. Oh, and it's your fault.
Ugly chicks like you used to just be happy with being practice girls. Sad times we live in...
i dont smoke
you may as well have asked why is air important
heres a C- article for you and if you need help passing drug test yes this does help but give your self 14days for the bodys natural rate of metabolism to do its thing
dump that bitch op, her pussy is prolly full of cysts
I smell my panties sometimes and you wife isnt crazy for what shes saying either. Ive noticed that certain times may smell a bit different from others. The stangest scent that ive picked up is thisnsort of maple syrup smell. It actually smells good so i strat looking like a weirdo smelling my own panties but i wonder if this is the smell the guys smell when they sniff panties because i would totally understand why.
And your daughter is still in diapers???? Damn anon no offense but you and the wife need to parent up a bit more.
I had my niece out of diapers by the time she was 2. My sister was a shitty mom so i had to take over.
Its not suprising her vag stinks. At her age shes drinking different things and to have piss sitting in your pants all day can create a pretty bad funk.
Also when she shits make sure you guys are actually checking her vag for shit...if that gets in there....oh boy
>And your daughter is still in diapers????
>Damn anon no offense but you and the wife need to parent up a bit more.
couldn't help being a woman huh?
Had to go and tell him what he's doing wrong,.
and how many kids did you push out and raise successfully?
"Hey guise look i got the internet. Thatll teach us everything about vaginas. Who gives a fuck about the girl thats saying what an actual gyno told her this is the INTERNET guise"
You must be swimming in the V bro
Yea..that wasnt me who evem posted.
You must really love me to think its only me and you chatting here you faggot.
Wow so the tv shows every female in the world?? Where can i obtain this magic box?
>implying im ugly
Nigga please lol
Exactly my point.
a lot of women like to try tell you how to do things, you gotta avoid that shit, even more infuriating when they're sitting online doing it to strangers.
>same goes for dudes
She's out of diapers during the day and her nap, but uses in the night. She has a bad habit of drinking almost half liter of milk before sleep. There's no way that 3-yr old bladder would handle this overnight. It just need the proper moment.
She got rid of her pacifier on one day (hey girl today night a fairy will come and she'll take all of your pacifiers, even your favorite one), and one day we'll just tell her you can't have two cups of milk before sleep. Soon, I think. Also, nowadays 3-yr old that actually controls urinating and her poos during the day is rather forward.
But, her vagoo stinks like a fish.
You're on /b/ at 5am. You're either ugly or a trap.
There is no middle ground. Pretty girls have lives. You obviously don't.
Prove me wrong. We're all fucking waiting.
Thanks for the correction anon. Don't know what I was thinking there for a second.
my gf tries to do it, she's fucking crazy but I like that, she doesn't grapple me but when I'm about to nut she begs me to leave it in, I make sure I mop up the cum for her so she doesn't get sneaky and push some inside her.
My sister fucked a nigger who dumped her.
I apologize that im not that stupid and i actually hate children and like not having throw away my life by raising one.
If loving not being shit on eberyday or having an annoying little bastard bugging me all day then call ne a landwhale all you want faggot.
Id rather be one than be a parent lol
Ew! That made me gag a bit. I recall one tine walking into the bathroom uknowingly in the midst of my sister wiping and she was wiping back to front i recall yelling "your fucking gross" before running away to avoid barfing all over the place.
But see my sister was very fat so i think she couldnt even do a proper reach around
I personally love the stink. But im the kinda of man that fucks bitches hard.
When your fucking in the car you keep the windows up.
I tried that once on a grill. Didn't work, still had the funk bad. She needed a roto rooter done at the gyno to clean that shit out.
>bad funk stories
I was at dinner with a group of people. This landwhale scooted across the booth in front of me, and I had to follow her snail trail of seafood, and I about fucking puked. I tried to hide my dry-heaves but I couldn't do anything about my blood shot eyes. Fucking gross. Women are disgusting.
Yeah p much.
>b-b-but I was on my BC
That's why you gotta date/fuck girls who are at least fit enough, and self-aware, that they don't want to get pregnant and ruin themselves.
It wouldnt be the fact that im actively avoiding pregancy would it?
Ive been on birth control since i was 15 and ive never been off it sense. Who knows in probably not even fertile now and thats more than fine with me.
I like kids i suppose...but as long as they aint mine and im not responsible for them at the end of the day
>sister fucked a nigger
So she must be the pretty landwhale. And, you sound jealous as fuck.
Keep trying to explain away the fact thathat you're forever alone. We don't buy it. You have no life to throw away. It's obvious.
Also, serves your coal burning slut sister right.
how many guys ahve you ben with anon? How do you look? Shaved or fur? 3 input woman? do you let guys cum in you or your mouth?
>dat sister doe
sorry to hear about that. I..I can't even imagine what it's like to be forced to help raise a niglet
You sure are. Forced abstinence by morbid obesity is a good pregnancy deterrent.
>then call ne a landwhale all you want faggot.
>Id rather be one than be a parent lol
deflecting, not denying it because you know its true. attempting to sound content, no.. satisfied with your life and justify your lifestyle as a method of not having a kid.
The reality of your situation is that no guy ever gave you a second look, now you're, old tired, and alone. To compensate for the feelings you bury deep down you go onto an anonymous image boards and try to pick fights. you then same fag to try and make yourself sound like your winning because you cant handle another loss.
>birth control since 15
so you haven't had stable naturally occurring female hormone levels since you were 15?
you're aware of the consequences you're imparting on yourself right?
Probably why you don't want kids, you've blasted the desire right out of you.
Your aggro does come off like that of a fatty too btw, years of contempt built up
This is the best you have? An ad hominem attack?
I expected more.
I dont recall the girl who fucks a nigger the winner lol
Also when did i say i was alone? I had already said multiple times i had a boyfriend. Who isnt even a nigger
God you fucking suck at comebacks
>he hasn't railed a real girl
lmaoing at your life anon. stop going after low hangling fruit and actually aim a bit higher. like instead of looking for girls outside the local high school or bars, try getting a fucking hobby
Ive been with 13 men.
How do i look? Im a ginger? About 5'5, 140 pounds. Shaved (im not about that bush)
My bf cums wherever he likes. Mainly inside me. I aint worried about babies. If im feeling it ill tell him to cum on my boobs since i like to see him get all excited.
Its okay. I honeslty do love my niece and thankfully most of our white genes are strong in her. Shes got the mocha skin but no nigger hair or features. She got lucky.
she got good hair. that's huge, and if she doesn't have the broad nose...she'll do just fine, I bet.
friend of mine has bi-racial kids, and they're all fugly kek
not a high-yellow in the bunch
thanks for being a good sport, anon
Im 26 with a boyfriend and a good amount of friends.
In factnive always told.my boyfriend that if i were to ever become pregnant than i seriously want him to give me all the drugs and then push me down a flight of stairs.
We both hate kids and we are very happy living our "lonely" child free life lol
You seriously dont know much i assume.
Because has the desire to have kids hit me? Of course it has i just took a second to realize how wonderful it is to not have them.
Ive babysitted kids for a very long time. I lve had my fill of kids.
So whenever i start thinking about having a.kid i just gotta look and see my niece fucking up my sisters espensive shit and i snap right back into reality.
Contempt? There is no contempt bruh
Ah...well since shes still small its hard to tell if she will get her fathers nose but for now its all cute an shit.
God i really hope she doesnt grow more into her black side...
It is me.
Maybe i did contradict myself. So what?
Its a love hate thing.
Ive babysitted for years so i obviously do like them.
But once they start getting on my nerves i want to push them into fucking oncoming traffic.
So you see what i mean?
I like them. Then i dont. Its not too hard to grasp
What do you expect from a faggot pretending to be a girl on the Internet, him keeping up with his own web of lies? You're all being trolled you fucking newfags.
No tits with timestamp = faggot
How the fuck is it fake?
Its called eyeliner retard .i would think someone like you would know...faggot
Yeah that's fat. Unless your tuts weigh 40 pounds. Gross.
Loving this thread, my ex of 7 years was thin, ate good, and exercised and her puss was rancid.
Just got a new girl... hot af and a perfect puss. Couldn't be happier.
Get a life fat ginger bitch
fuck you're pretty, anon. Like, you look like you are a doll or airbrushed or something, unbelievable.
I kinda feel bad about asking if you were a 3 input woman now kek
>see a real vagina in person
You need to stop being a nigger over the internats
Well damn anon thats nice of you to say. I take care of myself and id like to think the results show.
And dont worry about it ive been poked im every hole. Im not a fan of the pooper though..i try to do it to be a good sport but really i hate it
Only way I have a problem with smell is after sweating a lot. Par example working all day and coming home. Or not shower for a day.
Besides that I'm healthy. I don't exercise, I don't eat a lot but I do drink a lot of water and dairy products.
actually it does not you stupid cunt.
Even if some guys had 2 gfs for some time, he knows 2 times as much about pussys as you. And now shut your fucking cunt hole, you are annoying
>2 men pretending to be girls
>3 White knights
>4 confused lurkers
>5 shitty trolls
>6 troll feeders
and a partridge in a pear tree!!!
No it isn't. And that meme's old. How's about, "Show us your used tampons."
Yes, I kinda like that meme. Or how's about, "Show us the baby wipes you cleaned your ass with!"
You've got thick in all the right places, mum.
How's about asking her to see one of her panties that's filled with grime, shit stains and pussy snot. That's hotter than tits, you knob.
She's got pretty big legs. Doesn't have a hour glass figure, more a digital clock stance.
Her face is pretty thoigh.
Since she's in this thread I guess her pussy smells and she's here for advice.
4/10 would Fuck, but never take home to meet parents, or my sensitive nosed dog.
I am one of the confused lurkers
Confused as in why in the hell this bitch hasen't shown her tits yet
Nigger your only worth in life is pleasing men who will support your lifestyle.
Woman have fucking going for them aside having a vagina. Tits then get the fuck out, you insufferable cunt.
Heres my vagina if it helps. Cant really smell from a picture tho lol.
My advice is have your GF drink a lot of water and dairy and you should be ok.
Vaginas are naturally filled with bacteria and shit if you get enough of the bad bacterias it will smell like sit. Just like your mouth/tongue. And when you sweat. How bad it will smell depends on how many smelly bacterias there are.
actually, don't care
butt seks is overrated, IMO. I think it's kinda hot mentally more than physically. You know, fun once in a while.
That's good of you to take one for the team now and then. Nobody likes a quitter, anon :-)
And you should hate it. I find it hilariously funny when people wants to put their cock in someone's rancid asshole but then that's what the Jewnet does, it wears down decency and common sense.
You have a perfectly Good ribbed lovely pussy, but then decides to go spelunking in some one's fart and shit cave, disgusting. Anal is for shit eaters.
you're supposed to hate anal like most normal people do.
Yea i actually like watching butt porn. The idea of my bf doing me in the booty seems hot but the second its going in then fucking pain city. Theres nothing more than i hate then the words "just relax"
No i cant relax. It feels like im being torn apart and i have to take the biggest shit of my.life all at once
That's all you sluts have, the power to shame.
It is because, at the end of the day, the only value you can give back to society is preserving a hole that people can use to stick their dicks in.
You are in every sense, nothing but prostitutes selling your body for security. What is it like to be part of a parasitic sex?
Well like I said it does get smelly sometimes after working 8 hours or even going to the gym but a quick shower will fix that.
So sometimes it's hard yeah. I bet you have the same problem with your ballsack you virgin.
Aren't you a salty cunt. But you're half wrong, of course, because Women are our lovers. And that's what they're good at, being our lovers. Sex isn't everything and it shouldn't be the only thing because there'll be weeks you're not into having sex,but you'll still hold her close to you.
daaaaaamn anon came through!!! What a pretty vag, plus the sexy thigh gap.
Nice job on shaving without getting razor bumps, too. What's your secret?
I bet your pussy tastes like cotton candy.
Women are not our lovers, you naive manchild.
All you will ever be to a woman is a means to an end. I feel sorry for you, I really do. You're braindead enough to buy into the lie of gynocentrism.
You don't even know the word means you dumb cunt.
Fuck off back to facebook with the rest of the scum.
>i have to take the biggest shit of my.life all at once
here's a protip, in case you didn't know. You're supposed to press out like you're taking a shit and it loosens it up. Also, he should put fingers or dildo or something in there for a few minutes to lube it and let it relax naturally.
Those 2 things will help greatly
Well I've been here since 2008, and I'm house broken, kind to animals and only bite the ass if you want me to, well do you want me to, Ms? I'm kidding about the kind to animals bit because I guess you can call me, an animal killer.
Not saying I beat the pussy but I have my moments. Cuddling with the missus is more fun than beating her pussy.
so that's your secret. No waxing? I'm sure that hurts like hell too. Wow the results are just stellar though!
we have two grillz with pics in one thread?!? this....this doesn't happen often. Do you get razor bumps, anon? I know there's some creme that's supposed to help with that, dunno if it works.
I believe shaming people who actually deserve shame is called criticism, not feminism.
Aside from that, I'm subscribed to Thunderf00t, Sargon, and the AmazingAthiest on YouTube. I'd call that anti-feminist.
I'm not white knighting. She posted her cooter, so I'm treating her like every other shitl0rd on this website.
Learn the difference, friend.
yeah sounds crazy, doesn't it? but yah, you push lik eyou're taking a shit. Opens right up.
The only way to prevent shit dick is an enema and not eating much and even then it's an occupational hazard. One of the reasons I think anal is overrated. I can't get off doing it either. Although I've met some grillz that want cum in their ass, for some reason.
Yes, I would he weren't. I've done it before, and I'll do it again.
>means to an end
been at this probably longer than you have, hell i've been at this longer than most here have lived as an actual person or from when they were still a twinkle in their daddy's eye, and yes, women do expect some things from you. And you'd tell her not to get a fucking loan, and she'll say of course honey or no honey, i won't. Then nag you about the loan, you get it for her and then years on she's, you were right honey. And I'd smile and go, yeah, I was right, but you never listen darling. Or like that time she wanted carrots in the garden and then ragged on me for not knowing about raising carrots. How come we have to pay all this money just to fix the transmission, why can't you fix transmissions, honey, most guys I know about builds cars from the ground up, can't be that hard, honey.
But being married is awesome, so no complaints.
whats the fix? that vagisil stuff?
how on God's green earth can women not notice that rank cooter smell?!?!? I've known girls that ...didn't realize their pussy was rotting for ages it seems.
One day is too much.
Meh just one then.
Leaving now so you guys have fun with this thread for as long as its gonna last
We are typing, not talking, you dumb cunt.
All those millions of dollars wasted on allowing girls to go to school when it could be used for young boys who grow up and actually make a difference to society. Women basically educate themselves juat enough to be able to use a tv remote and not get electricuted, then latch onto a man for the rest of their lives, shitting out kids here and there while otherwise being nothing but a welfare leech to society as a whole.
If an artificial womb is ever successful, expect to see women taken to labour camps and being forced to do what men have done for thousands of years: worked hard and lived shit lives for the sake of the protection and comfort of the women folk and children.
You really have no idea juat how much of a fucking stain on humanity you are. 3D are pig disgusting trash and a smart man will block them out of his life. You've already ruined democracy by undermining the voting process, and the legal systems of the world are naturally in your favour. Yet you want more, always; insatiable like self centred fucking children.
Society would collapse overnight if all men walked away from the plantation.
Think for a moment how gross you are as a dude in your privacy. You smell your fingers after you rub your ass and stuff. Don't lie, you do. I'm sure you more gross than that too.
Girls are the same way except they are worse but pretend they aren't.
y..you're not implying they *like* that smell, are you?!?!?
I know how gross I smell if I go camping and don't shower for a few days, but fuck, I still use babywipes so I'm not 100% disgusting.
Chicks can be so nasty...but I'm glad they hide it at least
Your proximal causes are irrelevant to long term human behaviour, you blue pilled faggot.
Enjoy that ball and chain and don't look for fucking sympathy when you eventually face the brunt of the legal system when she wants out.
You're a fucking fool, an arrogant to boot.
>It won't happen to me despite the statistics which are stacked against me. I like being a good little bitch to society and working to earn my keep while the missus lives a life of comfort and ease.
I bet you're really fun at all of those parties you aren't invited to.
I go away for a cup of coffee and this is what happens? Son, it's not that serious. I know women can be edgy when they're younger; more emotionally fucked than the moodiest man, by far. But as they get older, they become settled in their minds. As we do, the older we get the more settled we become. Yes, they're still a nag but if my misuses didn't piss me off at least once or twice a week she'd be boring as hell. Friend has a southern Lilly as a wife and that works for him, but I couldn't have her in my life because then I'd get bored and cheat, no seriously, I would.
My wife already told me she'd poison me and shoot the bitch, and immediately my old boy got hard as fuck.
She's a thug, and i'm her bitch sometimes.
I'd die for her though, and when she cries even though I don't, I become stirred, unsettled. When she laughs too loud and farts I laugh at her and go, i caught you honey. She tells people I'm the fart factory in the family, but all those farts she holds when for when she's takign a shit, if she falls asleep, they all comes out.
Best time ever is when she has a cold and farts endlessly. I tease her about the fart shield she wears whenever she's sick. The farts aren't as loud you see, so when she's on the couch under a blanket I'd lift it up and smell deeply, much to her chagrin.