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ITT: ways to keep your girlfriend's pussy tasting fresh. Mine's is always mucousy and smells rank tips appreciated
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tell her to wash her junk with mild bar soap
do the same with your junk.

Dont be filth wizards
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bumping with porn
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>>673327243

Shove a lemon up there.
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Is there anything I can eat to mask the taste?
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>>673327832

Dick.
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>>673327243
quit letting Abo and Bloodworm fuck ur girl - problem solved
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Tell her to wash it properly. Only times I've ever had a girl that had this problem it was because she was unhygienic..
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>>673327243
Mucousy on it's own isn't always a problem but when it's coupled with a foul odor she should be going to her ob/gyn. If it's just musky then that just might be her scent.
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pour apple cider vinegar in there
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>>673327243
Well if you really want to taste good and healthy you just have to change your diet to be healthy. Eat more fruist and vegies, but more fruits like mango and pineapple.
HOWEVER, if you just want a good tasting vag the qquick and easy way, then drink some condensed milk. It really helps, my wife and I found out by accident.
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Unless you're some African freak cramming piss soil up her twat so you can enjoy some "dry sex", it's supposed to be mucousy, dumbass.

Now, a bad odour is a different matter.
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>673327243
Have you checked her best before date? If a full refund is out of the question due to user malfeasance, store credit is always an option.
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I'm no expert but I've experienced both ends of the spectrum. The things I noticed about chicks who have the best aroma? They exercise regularly, they don't eat a bunch of junk food, they don't smoke, they aren't stressed, and they have good hygiene. The vagina is normally self-cleaning so if they are washing too vigorously with too much soap, then their exacerbating the problem. Yogurt can help. Hormonal fluctuations can cause issues too.
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Get her pussy really cleaned out, like at a gynecologist, tell her you'll eat her out every day she's not on her period, but in return she becomes strictly anal penetration only.
It'll keep her pussy nice and clean.
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>>673330252
>Get her pussy really cleaned out, like at a gynecologist

Lmfao wow is this what you boys think goes down at the gyno????
Oh man its not a damn visit to the dentist
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>>673327650
Uh no, the vagina is a self cleaning oven. You don't have to do anything to clean it.
If you cant handle a woman's natural scent then you're just gay.
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>>673330239
This dudes bang on. So good having a girl without a dank smelly box.
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>>673330793
Wrong and right.

Yes the vagina cleans itself out but some odors are stronger than others. Not every vagina smells the same. Some can have basocally no scent while others can be a bit too strong. Theres nothing wrong with using a mild soap to clean it...now cleaning it does NOT mean actually going into the vagina which cannreally fuck up a vaginas PH levels and dry it the fuck out. Cleaning around the hole and every other part is fine
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>>673327243
girl here:
yes a healthy diet make a vag tastes good, if she eats let's say fish for dinner by the hour her vag is gonna taste like fish, equal as garlic and onion, if you want a sweet tasting vag, give her berries, strawberries, blueberries, raspberries, no chocolate that actually makes the vagina have a funny smell (but not a bad smell or taste just kind of salty weird), if you just want a vagina to smell clean and just like.. vagina i guess, tell her to drink water (lots of it.
its all about what she eats and problem solved.
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>>673327832
http://www.amazon.com/Miracle-Berry-Fruit-Tablets-10-each/dp/B002FIWHBU ??
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>>673331404
I've always wondered
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>>673330793
http://www.medicinenet.com/bacterial_vaginosis_causes_symptoms_treatment/article.htm

For a lot of women it can go out of balance, cleaning externally changing underwear daily can help prevent an imbalance.

Dont be a filthwizard.
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>>673331304
A lot like a guys jizz then. No, I'm not a fag. Going by things I've read.
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>>673331533
Just found this, https://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/1uw079/i_know_this_sounds_a_little_crazy_but_has_anyone/cema6by

"her entire body tasted slightly sweeter, but barely noticeable. Same story when I went down on her."
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>>673331147
You obviously don't know anything about vagina maintenance. You do not use any kinds of soap or it will mess up the ph. that rule doesn't just apply to douching.
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>>673331639
yeah, the same thing basically, because its body fluids at the end of the day, same as pee and sweat.
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>>673331789
My girl just uses regular body wash, zero stank. I too thought soap was regular soap was bad but a ph balanced soap can be used.
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I like Vagina. MOAR VAGINA!
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>>673331789
Yesm.. i dont know anything about a vagina....i just fucking own one you moron

Just shut the fuck up...youre looking incredibly retarded right now
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>>673331744
Nice find dude
I'll use this in my sitcom that I'll make one day probably maybe
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>>673332167
inb4 "tits or gtfo"
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Some of these virgins :'D

Like another anon mentioned, good diet is the only solution. Stop her from being a landwhale and ask her to eat healthy.
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>>673332167
>oh look at me I'm the only girl on the internet
Get over your princess fantasy honey, You know nothing AND you've made a fool of yourself!
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>>673332371
Hey he had to say that utterly retarded shit so i had no choice but to imply my gender.

This fucking idiot really tryna tell me what a vagina does. Oh lawd hold me back
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>>673327243
cousin says drink pineapple juice it make cum take better,
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>>673330793
>If you cant handle a woman's natural scent then you're just gay.
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>>673332475
Uh wtf? You cant even think of a decent comeback because you know you look stupid as shit.

Who the fuck said i was the only girl? A few anons here imolied they were female.

Instead of stroking your tiny dick to porn how about actually going outside and be social so you can see a real vagina in person
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>>673332770
burn
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most chicks have fucking terrible diets and their vag will reflect that. this also applies to hot sluts who don't take care of their bodies but just rely on genetics because they're lazy and everyone already wants them.
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>>673327243
tastes fine to my dick
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>>673330561
For some of you fat skanks, it fucking should be.
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>>673332770
Nice one femanon
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>>673331147
If it smells like anything... There's a problem.

Some of you cunts fell asleep in 3rd grade when they taught you hygeine.
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>>673332913
Seriously its like me going into some sort of dick thread and acting like i know about dick. I only know from what ive seen in my fucking face and basic hygenic traits.

But this faggot wanna come in thinking he knows more about pussy than a pussy owner.
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>>673332770
Bitch you know the rules.

>Pic related
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>>673330239
yeah she never exercised, had a shit diet and was usually stressed/depressed. Pussy tasted aight once she showered though
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>>673330793
lel i see this posted all over. it's just an excuse for women to not do anything (big surprise they don't want to lift a finger).
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>>673333438
Just because you own something doesn't mean you know better than everyone else how it works.
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>>673333546
Of course not bruh.

If women had to pull their own weight, there'd be way less hamplanets in the world.
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>>673331147
>MUH PH LEVEL

You're not a fucking public swimming pool
>implying

Okay so if you Haven't had the whole apartment complex's dick in you, you don't need soap, and nobody is advocating soaping your vag. Just rinsing it out with water is enough.
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>>673333232
If a girl needs to rely on a gyno to clean her vag for her then she needs to kill herself.

>>673333303
Thanks bruh

>>673333386
Once again. A guy telling me what right and wrong about a vag.

Yall faggots think youre gynos or something????
Im not saying that it smelling like shit is cool but smell happens.

Hell that aint even that hard of a concept to understand. Your balls dont smell like no fucking irish spring either faggot
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>>673328313
Yea she might have a yeast infection if theres a foul odor. Only tips are to improve diet.
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>>673333509
Fuck your rules.

>>673333694
Actually....yea it does. Unless you devote your majority of time studying it then you really dont know shit.


Once again thats like me saying i know everything about dick.


Ive had a damn good amount in my face but you dont see me here preaching like i know everything
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>>673333723
First of all, no tits posted with timestamp = not confirmed girl.

Second of all, the only girls that ever wander anywhere near /b/ lately are most likely 3 or 4 people melted into one, thus they can't reach their sweaty meat drapes to wash them with anything.

And they're also probably hyper feminist sjws to begin with.
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>>673333756
dick smell happens to, you know how? they don't wash it.

>muh sensitive pussy skin

I see chicks ramming 12in dildos, various fruit, computer keyboards, and cheese graters in their pussy on cam but here you are stigmatizing vaginal hygiene.
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>>673333723
Are.....are you serious...are you implying vaginas dont jave a PH level?
This is a new level of stupid.

Youre done. I wont feed a troll anymore. Kill yourself
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>>673334013
You probably own a car, drive it, and put gas in it.

That doesn't necessarily mean you know how to maintain it.
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>>673333756
>but smell happens
yea, cause you fucked up your ph by being a dumb cunt.
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>>673334143
Of course I'm not saying they don't have PH. They're acidic. I'm trying to tell you that you can't NOT do things in fear of how your body will react to it. That's just refusing something based on some anecdote of a PH level gone wrong.
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>>673334059
What are you saying...in saying vaginas can be washed with soap...you fucking lost yourself. You cant even keep up with wtf im saying
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>>673327700
those are powerful thighs

good god my thighs feel the burn just watching
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>>673327243
Yoghurt
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>>673334310
no I said clean it with just water fyi. but yes they make vagina soap too, you didn't know?
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>>673333756
>point 1
Most of you should an hero anyway.

>point 3
Unless you periodically smell test yourself by dipping a finger in there and taking a whiffs I'm fucking certain I know more about it than you do. I have a better angle on it and don't need a mirror to see if something looks weird down there.

Also, I can see my whole dick without a mirror or contortions myself.

Therefore, I am positive that I know more about this shit than you.

>p.s. most gynos are men for a reason you dumb bitch.
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A decent pussy should smell mostly like nothing but have a slight and sweet funk to it when you get close. Basically the smell of clean skin plus a hint of pussy stank. You should not be able to smell it through clothes.

Women should always be cleaning the outside (lips, clit, etc) thoroughly with soap and water and rinsing the interior with just water. If there's an issue where the pussy can be Angeles through clothes or there is too much pussy stank, douche does the job. Probably necessary only once every few years, more so as she gets older.
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>>673334176
Youve probably fuck one girl, cried, took it up the ass

doesnt mean you know how girls work
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>>673327832
In college I must have eaten out over 20 girls or so, and did sexual shit with even more.

Girls who had smelly pussies tended to be either overweight, virgins, or smoked cigs.

The others were clean and smelled musky or not much smell at all. If a chick is pretty fat, it's kind of hard to keep it from smelling. My current gf is probably 40 lbs overweight (didn't start off that way) but she's usually always very clean, so I guess it's not a universal law, but a good guideline.
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>>673334416
I'm not the one basing my points on me owning a girl :^)
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>>673334411
*Can be smelled through clothes
Dunno wtf happened there
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>>673332770

only if you promise to wash your dirty vagina. i don't like sticking it into dead weasels.
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>>673334305
Another anon losing what the fuck im saying.


I never said washing it was bad. All i said is the proper way to wash it is around the home and other areas. Not jnside the fucking hole. Theres not fucking need for it.

How would i know???

I put soap up my vagina when i was like 1e and it was dryer than a fucking desert for a couple days.
how else do i know? Oh yea. A actual gyno told me

My point is....SOAP DOESNT NEED TO GO INTO A VAGINA TO WASH IT.
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lel bitch pussy stank

get her on : oatmeal, greek yogurt, fruit, and drinking plenty of water throughout her day.
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>>673334496
fucking wrecked
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>>673334416
Bitch, girls don't know how girls work.

Ever argue with one? It goes like this.

>girl
I AM ANGRY

>guy
Why for?

>girl
I DON'T FUCKING KNOW BUT IT'S YOUR FAULT

Seriously, all girls do this.

Having a girlfriend is like babysitting an autistic child that won't fuck you unless you buy her jewelry, chocolate, flowers, and tell her that all her autistic opinions are right when they're clearly not.
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>>673334711
Water. No soap. Good girl.
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Loving this. All the problems in the world & people are screaming at one another over poon related hygiene.
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>>673334851

clean pussy would save the world
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>>673334390
Yea that summers eve bullshit actually made made my skin all dry and irritated. Which is why i dont use it.

For years ive just used a very mild bar soap to clean my vag and hell i wouldnt even consider my diet the best but my bf eats me out like its going out of style. To him i taste like oranges.

So literally as long as a chicks not a complete slob and actually care about her vag then it more than likely wont smell
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>>673334895
praise!!
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>>673334775
Dude when it comes to girls don't argue. Tell them they are correct.
Rookie mistake.

That way you can get laid whenever you want. You don't have to buy them chocolate of flowers. I personally am an advocate of never buying girls stuff
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>>673334895
>*re-enslaving women would save the world

Fixed that for you anon.
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>>673334996

no, if their pussies were clean
A) they'd be getting a lot more dick.

B) wouldn't be so mad all the time.

C) would be slaves to dick (or face exctinction).
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>>673334996
tumblr faggot
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>>673334993
I made that statement as a general rule.

I treat women like the nameless cum dumpsters they are. I'm single, happy, have money, and a simple life.

All you gotta do is learn to one call close bitches and then never speak to them again. It's not hard, just wait for them to get drunk and emotional, then be "not the.person she's mad at" and you're in.
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>>673335141
>they'd be getting a lot more dick.
and none of it would be yours and you would still complain
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>>673334409
Youre serious...??


Omfg just stop...you literally cant get any more stupid.


You imply that i dont smell myself????


Uh fucking wrong....majorly wrong.

Like how you fuck scratch and sniff your nuts i do the same shit to my vag.
Why? Because i like to know i smell good and have a bf who likes to out his face down there often so i dont want him getting any suprises.


Okay...there are PLENTY of female gynos...you are retarded if you think theyre mostly male...and even if that was true...so..? Youre not a fucking gyno...case closed
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>>673334993
>yfw I bake some cookies and apologize to derpinas
>she brags about my not overly big but just right and thick dick and baking skills to her slut friends
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>>673335271
...you sound EXTINCT already.. did you tell you parents?? wizardry is an honor you should accept it.
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>>673335361
Weak ass bait cucklord
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>>673328944
Me or her drink the milk?
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>>673334996
you motherfuckers and your 'free woman' shit, just a bunch of lazy dumb cows who aren't even capable of basic personal hygiene
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>>673332371
That only applies when being a girl is used for attention; Doesn't apply when gender is required for the subject matter......

Given, newfriends don't usually know this and assume it's some grand 'internet maymay'.
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>>673331639
You're anonymous on an anonymous website, did you forget that?
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>>673327243
It's a ph balance if you correct it that problem won't be as bad
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>>673334775
>Having a girlfriend is like babysitting an autistic child that won't fuck you unless you buy her jewelry, chocolate, flowers, and tell her that all her autistic opinions are right when they're clearly not.
someone amend the rules to include this even if its not related to the internet.

Fucking spot on
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>>673327243
crystinathebootyqueen BTW

all their pics are photoshopped as fuck it's hilarious
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>>673327243
prob has STD
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>>673335277
>scratch and sniff
>same shit to my vag
No. You. Dont. I guarantee it.

Also, since you refuse to prove you're an actual girl in the only acceptable method, one of the following is true:
>your weight starts with 300 and you're embarrassed that you're a hamgalaxy
>you're not a girl

To give you the benefit of the doubt, I'll go with option 1 since you're triggering so hard.

Fyi: all guys know what "fat girl smell" is. You are probably noseblind to it, so no matter what you do to try to check yourself, it's still there and we can smell it. Instantly.
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>>673335667
should've had a 21"
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>>673334775
Lol projection much?

"Wah some girls were mean to me so theyre all like that"

How about fucking a decent quality bitch before you go on some sad little nerd rampage
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>>673331789
>vagina maintenance

Oh sir I'd like to service this vagina. It has some leaks I think so it definitely needs changing the oil. Also, please do some general refurbrishing.
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>>673335667
whats the story with that kid?
I know he broke something just by looking at that
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>>673335793
Why would you be so certain i dont scratch and sniff??


Wtf why is that so hard.for you to get?


Im being triggered because a fucking virgin faggot is telling me how a vagina works
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>>673335829
Because there hasn't been a single decent quality bitch on this planet since the fucking 70s, and they only existed then because men were allowed to smack the fucking stupid out of them back then.
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>>673333756

But, seriously. How do you tell that your vagina stinks? I saw yesterday when my wife was smelling her pants. I asked wtf and she replied that she can tell the moment of her cycle that way. Do you smell your pants or what?

Also, I when I wash my 3-year-old daughter cunt it stinks like fish. She still uses diapers in the night. Looks like a typical /b/ tards fetish: a 3-year old cunt in diaper.
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>>673332167
>>673332770
>>673334013
>>673334416
This bitch is a fucking savage
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>>673335989
Not the same guy, but when there's millions of facts and data at our disposal on the internet, sometimes some guys know more about pussies than the women behind them.

It's tragic and tits or gtfo
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On some real body health shit tell your girl and (possibly you) drink a small tablespoon of RAW organic apple-cider vinegar it helps with the bacteria for body odors and taste down thur. It has tons of benefits l because of its specific acidic properties and is a good aid for digestion if you cant take it straight on w/water BUT for real detox and cleansing will change alot for you sexually you should try ~
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Have her shower regularly, mild unscripted soap or NO soap (sprays, perfumes and body washes will irritate it), drink lots of water, have a low sugar and low yeast diet ... So cut back on bread and beer as well as sugar to have sweet tasting pussy. Have her take a vaginal support probiotic. They do wonders.
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>>673336214
You need this image.
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>>673335842
maintenance doesnt mean work on a car you chucklefuck.

maintenance - the process of maintaining or preserving someone or something, or the state of being maintained.
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>>673327243
Drink pineapple juice twice a day. And hygiene motherfucker.
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>>673336250
sup pothead, why do you all preach that apple C Vinny G?
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>>673336034
So youve literally met every woman on this planet?
Is that what youre telling me?
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>>673336324
Sweetie did you look that up just now and cry a little because no man on earth wants to maintain you?

That's the price of being a feminist.

Do I detect a hint of buyers remorse?
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Have her wear cotton undies as well. depending on how sensitive she is other fabrics can irritate the vag and lead it to smelling weird
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>>673327243

get gf who takes a fucking shower every fucking day

jesus, this shit any rocket surgery
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>>673327700
>tfw your 6 inch dick isn't good enough to be ridden
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Broke my nose in high school. Now it's always stuffy and I can hardly smell/taste. Eating pussy is heaven.
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>>673336488
Don't have to. I have a TV and the internet.

You dumb fucks out yourselves before men even get near you and then complain that there are no good men anymore.

This just in: there are, they just don't want anything to do with you. Oh, and it's your fault.

Ugly chicks like you used to just be happy with being practice girls. Sad times we live in...
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>>673336660
My girls pussy doesn't smell at all, only taste is a mildly metallic taste right on the vageesh pipe but the rest is just nothing.
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>>673336369
i dont smoke
you may as well have asked why is air important
heres a C- article for you and if you need help passing drug test yes this does help but give your self 14days for the bodys natural rate of metabolism to do its thing
https://authoritynutrition.com/6-proven-health-benefits-of-apple-cider-vinegar/
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>>673327243
dump that bitch op, her pussy is prolly full of cysts
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>>673336167
I smell my panties sometimes and you wife isnt crazy for what shes saying either. Ive noticed that certain times may smell a bit different from others. The stangest scent that ive picked up is thisnsort of maple syrup smell. It actually smells good so i strat looking like a weirdo smelling my own panties but i wonder if this is the smell the guys smell when they sniff panties because i would totally understand why.

And your daughter is still in diapers???? Damn anon no offense but you and the wife need to parent up a bit more.
I had my niece out of diapers by the time she was 2. My sister was a shitty mom so i had to take over.
Its not suprising her vag stinks. At her age shes drinking different things and to have piss sitting in your pants all day can create a pretty bad funk.

Also when she shits make sure you guys are actually checking her vag for shit...if that gets in there....oh boy
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>>673336214
Im glad you were able to tell which posts were mine.

Thank you dear anon.
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>>673336964
>niece
>not daughter

Landwhale confirmed.
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>>673336964

pls tell the girls at my college to stop wiping back to front after shitting.
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this is why I'm ok with being a perma virgin
women are fucking disgusting
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>>673336214
posting from a phone

>>673337055
posting from macbook

nice try
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>>673336964
>And your daughter is still in diapers????

>Damn anon no offense but you and the wife need to parent up a bit more.

couldn't help being a woman huh?

Had to go and tell him what he's doing wrong,.
and how many kids did you push out and raise successfully?
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>>673336230
"Hey guise look i got the internet. Thatll teach us everything about vaginas. Who gives a fuck about the girl thats saying what an actual gyno told her this is the INTERNET guise"

You must be swimming in the V bro
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>>673337239
She said niece... so obviously none.

... because nobody marries the practice girl bruh.
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>>673333546
I agree with this
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>>673336549
Yea..that wasnt me who evem posted.
You must really love me to think its only me and you chatting here you faggot.

>>673336771
Wow so the tv shows every female in the world?? Where can i obtain this magic box?

>implying im ugly
Nigga please lol
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>>673337348
Exactly my point.

a lot of women like to try tell you how to do things, you gotta avoid that shit, even more infuriating when they're sitting online doing it to strangers.
>same goes for dudes
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>>673337162
How would you like to accidentally impregnate this fucking triggered landmonster and have to put up with her for a quarter century?
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>>673337579
>accidentally
this is the type of hoe that grapples you with her legs when you're tryna pull out and intentionally keeps the kid to fuck with you.
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>>673336964

She's out of diapers during the day and her nap, but uses in the night. She has a bad habit of drinking almost half liter of milk before sleep. There's no way that 3-yr old bladder would handle this overnight. It just need the proper moment.

She got rid of her pacifier on one day (hey girl today night a fairy will come and she'll take all of your pacifiers, even your favorite one), and one day we'll just tell her you can't have two cups of milk before sleep. Soon, I think. Also, nowadays 3-yr old that actually controls urinating and her poos during the day is rather forward.

But, her vagoo stinks like a fish.
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>>673337513
You're on /b/ at 5am. You're either ugly or a trap.

There is no middle ground. Pretty girls have lives. You obviously don't.

Prove me wrong. We're all fucking waiting.
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>>673337579
>>673337672

It's such a popular strategy that there's a term for it: trapping a dude.
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>>673336322

Thanks anon, checked :^)

>>673337055

You're welcum bb, checked :^)

>>673337194

How did you know?
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>>673337672
Thanks for the correction anon. Don't know what I was thinking there for a second.
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>>673337779
poster UID string, retard.
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>>673337750
my gf tries to do it, she's fucking crazy but I like that, she doesn't grapple me but when I'm about to nut she begs me to leave it in, I make sure I mop up the cum for her so she doesn't get sneaky and push some inside her.

>whatthefuckiswrongwithme
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so do women shove a bar of soap and wiggle it around like a washing machine to wash their pussy

32 virgin fag here
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>>673337926
32? how...
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>>673337092
My sister fucked a nigger who dumped her.

I apologize that im not that stupid and i actually hate children and like not having throw away my life by raising one.
If loving not being shit on eberyday or having an annoying little bastard bugging me all day then call ne a landwhale all you want faggot.
Id rather be one than be a parent lol

>>673337114
Ew! That made me gag a bit. I recall one tine walking into the bathroom uknowingly in the midst of my sister wiping and she was wiping back to front i recall yelling "your fucking gross" before running away to avoid barfing all over the place.

But see my sister was very fat so i think she couldnt even do a proper reach around
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>>673337873
Girls just want to be filled up with cum and feel that dick throbbing inside them. Makes them feel like they've fulfilled their purpose in life.
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>>673338011
that's fine but I need a contract saying you'll terminate the illegal squatter.
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I personally love the stink. But im the kinda of man that fucks bitches hard.
When your fucking in the car you keep the windows up.
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>>673337926
I tried that once on a grill. Didn't work, still had the funk bad. She needed a roto rooter done at the gyno to clean that shit out.

>bad funk stories
I was at dinner with a group of people. This landwhale scooted across the booth in front of me, and I had to follow her snail trail of seafood, and I about fucking puked. I tried to hide my dry-heaves but I couldn't do anything about my blood shot eyes. Fucking gross. Women are disgusting.
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>>673338054
Yeah p much.

>b-b-but I was on my BC

That's why you gotta date/fuck girls who are at least fit enough, and self-aware, that they don't want to get pregnant and ruin themselves.
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>>673337348
It wouldnt be the fact that im actively avoiding pregancy would it?

Ive been on birth control since i was 15 and ive never been off it sense. Who knows in probably not even fertile now and thats more than fine with me.

I like kids i suppose...but as long as they aint mine and im not responsible for them at the end of the day
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>>673337986
>sister fucked a nigger

So she must be the pretty landwhale. And, you sound jealous as fuck.

Keep trying to explain away the fact thathat you're forever alone. We don't buy it. You have no life to throw away. It's obvious.

Also, serves your coal burning slut sister right.
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>>673338113
get that stink goin... STANKONIA
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>>673338204
how many guys ahve you ben with anon? How do you look? Shaved or fur? 3 input woman? do you let guys cum in you or your mouth?

Thanks
>dat sister doe
sorry to hear about that. I..I can't even imagine what it's like to be forced to help raise a niglet
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>>673338204
You sure are. Forced abstinence by morbid obesity is a good pregnancy deterrent.
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>>673338113
The only real man here
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>>673337743
Or could it possibly be im not in the same TIMEZONE as you you fucking retard?


Oh wow its 5 am everywhere. Only my time matters.

Holy shit youre stupid
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Holy shit this thread went downhill fast

I seriously hope that most of you are trolls
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>>673337743
Also i could post a pic but what for? Your faggot ass wont believe its me anyway
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>>673337864
I've been here way too long to not know this
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>>673327243
Here's a tip: tits or gtfo
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>>673337986
>then call ne a landwhale all you want faggot.
>Id rather be one than be a parent lol
deflecting, not denying it because you know its true. attempting to sound content, no.. satisfied with your life and justify your lifestyle as a method of not having a kid.
The reality of your situation is that no guy ever gave you a second look, now you're, old tired, and alone. To compensate for the feelings you bury deep down you go onto an anonymous image boards and try to pick fights. you then same fag to try and make yourself sound like your winning because you cant handle another loss.
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>>673338204
>birth control since 15

so you haven't had stable naturally occurring female hormone levels since you were 15?

you're aware of the consequences you're imparting on yourself right?

Probably why you don't want kids, you've blasted the desire right out of you.

Your aggro does come off like that of a fatty too btw, years of contempt built up
.
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>>673338204
are you of italian descent.. pls be italian. or portuguese. idk some of you girls are so cold I love it.
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>>673338367
This is the best you have? An ad hominem attack?

I expected more.
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>>673338349
>Forced abstinence by morbid obesity is a good pregnancy deterrent.

I support this vocabulary.

Sincerely,
-- Greg Graffin
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ITT: newfaggotry

Tits or gtfo should be the only reply you newfags.
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>>673338467
>BC ruins your hormones!
>soap ruins your vagina!
>working out makes me buff and manly!


When will girls fucking grow up.
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>>673327243
Douche...

...no seriously, let her use a douche
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>>673327243
start sucking dicks, dicks are easier to keep nice and clean. also, easier seeing as op is a fag
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>>673338631
I'm not a girl.

http://evp.sagepub.com/content/11/3/147470491301100315.full
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>>673338689

I can't find proper nope.jpg picture, but this is like pouring diesel fuel into petrol engined car. I won't damage older ones on the spot, but younger will be destroyed.
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>>673338224
Lol what?
I dont recall the girl who fucks a nigger the winner lol


Also when did i say i was alone? I had already said multiple times i had a boyfriend. Who isnt even a nigger

God you fucking suck at comebacks
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>>673335665
Hhhuurr dduurr I'm well aware of how the asshole of the Internet works mate. You new round these parts?
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>>673334775
>he hasn't railed a real girl

lmaoing at your life anon. stop going after low hangling fruit and actually aim a bit higher. like instead of looking for girls outside the local high school or bars, try getting a fucking hobby
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>>673337278
You spelled "guys" wrong. We do we bother educating women?
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>>673338335
Ive been with 13 men.

How do i look? Im a ginger? About 5'5, 140 pounds. Shaved (im not about that bush)
My bf cums wherever he likes. Mainly inside me. I aint worried about babies. If im feeling it ill tell him to cum on my boobs since i like to see him get all excited.

Its okay. I honeslty do love my niece and thankfully most of our white genes are strong in her. Shes got the mocha skin but no nigger hair or features. She got lucky.
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>>673338441
Timestamp you fucking animal.
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>>673339373
she got good hair. that's huge, and if she doesn't have the broad nose...she'll do just fine, I bet.

friend of mine has bi-racial kids, and they're all fugly kek

not a high-yellow in the bunch

thanks for being a good sport, anon
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>>673339373
Goddamn, you ARE a fatty. You weigh as much as me and I'm six feet tall.
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>>673338460
Im 26 with a boyfriend and a good amount of friends.


In factnive always told.my boyfriend that if i were to ever become pregnant than i seriously want him to give me all the drugs and then push me down a flight of stairs.
We both hate kids and we are very happy living our "lonely" child free life lol
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>>673339644
>we both hate kids

I sure hope you're not: >>673338204

this gal because you totally contradicted yourself.
>I like kids i suppose
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>>673338467
You seriously dont know much i assume.

Because has the desire to have kids hit me? Of course it has i just took a second to realize how wonderful it is to not have them.
Ive babysitted kids for a very long time. I lve had my fill of kids.
So whenever i start thinking about having a.kid i just gotta look and see my niece fucking up my sisters espensive shit and i snap right back into reality.

Contempt? There is no contempt bruh
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ITT: newfags talking to faggot OP pretending to be a female on the Internet
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>>673338468
Nope im an americunt.

My mother is irish and my dads russian.
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>>673327243
>FUN FACT.
>vegetarians have best tasting pussy
>smoking cannabis drys out the pussy.
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>>673339900
So you're selfish/self-centered.

You seem like a wonderful person.

Lot's of contempt, it takes an angry woman to sit and argue like this.
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>>673339420
Animal?

Oh shit theyre onto me
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The lack of tits or gtfo is appalling

gtfo my /b/
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>>673339596
Ah...well since shes still small its hard to tell if she will get her fathers nose but for now its all cute an shit.

God i really hope she doesnt grow more into her black side...
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>>673339610
Shes not fat faggot youre just anorexic
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>>673339373
>Ive been with 13 men.

Faggot.
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>>673339848
It is me.

Maybe i did contradict myself. So what?
Its a love hate thing.

Ive babysitted for years so i obviously do like them.
But once they start getting on my nerves i want to push them into fucking oncoming traffic.

So you see what i mean?

I like them. Then i dont. Its not too hard to grasp
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>>673340654
Soo bipolar as fuck too, nice.

Jesus I bet you're insufferable.
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>>673340151
Im just bored and trying to keep myself from falling asleep.

Bickering with neckbeards online keeps me active
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>>673332120
>not wanting to fuck an acidic vagina so you can feel the Bern
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>>673339848
What do you expect from a faggot pretending to be a girl on the Internet, him keeping up with his own web of lies? You're all being trolled you fucking newfags.

No tits with timestamp = faggot
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>>673327243
shower with her before eating her out
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>>673340727
Oh yea my boyfriend and all my friends just think im the worst.
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>>673334775
Topkek
Or just find one with daddy issues (literally all of them) and just be firm (not an ass hole)and not a little bitch.
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>>673340767
Fuck off faggot
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>>673332167
Yo know inverted penises don"t count, right?
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>>673330793
This is why 3D are fucking worthless compared to 2D.
Kill your landwhale.
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>>673340888
fake and gay
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>>673332167
Fuck off back to the kitchen and be of some use to humanity, you disgusting cunt.
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>>673340418
Kek another fatass.
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>>673340888
Nice and real
Trips.... Show tits
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>>673340888
Didn't see tits there.
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>>673340942
How the fuck is it fake?

Its called eyeliner retard .i would think someone like you would know...faggot
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>>673340888
This pic is missing tits.
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>>673339610
Hello hungry skeleton
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>>673341043
Yea...soooo fat.. lol
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Shout outs to the femanon standing her ground to all the fat sweaty weaboo virgins. Yeah I respect women, well mine anyway. Her poon taste great too
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>>673331147
This. My gf got a really bad infection from using soap to often. Fucked her up bad, she couldn't walk.
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>>673341125
tits or gtfo
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>>673341191
Nice :) your really cute.
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>>673341212
I just find it amusing to argue back. These guys flip there shit over everything. Its hilarious
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>>673334775
>that won't fuck you unless....

if you know how to fuck like a man you dont have to buy them shit. they will literally come crawling to you for good dick.
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>>673339373
Yeah that's fat. Unless your tuts weigh 40 pounds. Gross.
Loving this thread, my ex of 7 years was thin, ate good, and exercised and her puss was rancid.
Just got a new girl... hot af and a perfect puss. Couldn't be happier.
Get a life fat ginger bitch
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>>673341191
Awesome shirt, now take it off and show us some tits.
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>>673341308
Thanks.

I wouldnt talk this shit if i didnt feel like i couldnt back myself up
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>>673341191
Show your village feeder
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>>673341351
>Thinking an average 5'5 girl should weight only 100 pounds?

Youre disgusting
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>>673341191
Show us those utters
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>>673341191
First one to find gets a prize
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>>673340888
fuck you're pretty, anon. Like, you look like you are a doll or airbrushed or something, unbelievable.

I kinda feel bad about asking if you were a 3 input woman now kek

>outofmyleague.png
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>>673332770
>see a real vagina in person

kek
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>>673341371
Nah im good. I dont expose bosom to faggots
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>>673341537
Faggot cuck, don't ever speak to me again
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>>673341537
And the white knights come rolling in. Go to sleep sad weeabo
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>>673341191
You need to stop being a nigger over the internats
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>>673341191
That's not exactly thin...
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>>673341610
Newfag
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>>673341682
Pretty fat in my books. Obese in medical books
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>>673341610
Newlesbian
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>>673340888
whoa tight

CHECKED

>>673341191
THICK!!!!!!!!
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>>673327243
don't be black
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I think she has a penis.
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>>673341537
Well damn anon thats nice of you to say. I take care of myself and id like to think the results show.

And dont worry about it ive been poked im every hole. Im not a fan of the pooper though..i try to do it to be a good sport but really i hate it
>>
Only way I have a problem with smell is after sweating a lot. Par example working all day and coming home. Or not shower for a day.

Besides that I'm healthy. I don't exercise, I don't eat a lot but I do drink a lot of water and dairy products.
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>>673334013

actually it does not you stupid cunt.
Even if some guys had 2 gfs for some time, he knows 2 times as much about pussys as you. And now shut your fucking cunt hole, you are annoying
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>>673341656
YOU CANT STOP ME WILLIAM DAFOE!!!
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>>673328944
How much milk?
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>>673341610
Come on. You're hot as balls and expect me to jerk off to you fully clothed?
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>>673341510
They should be weighing that much, if not than they're stubby.
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>>673341933
willem tho
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>>673341682
Its not fat either anon. Shes like the true definition of curvy
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ITT

>One girl

>2 men pretending to be girls

>3 White knights

>4 confused lurkers

>5 shitty trolls

>6 troll feeders

and a partridge in a pear tree!!!
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>>673340888
Bet ur pussy is rank af
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>and 0 tits
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>>673341951
Eh you take what you get man. I aint here to please you
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>>673341126
No it isn't. And that meme's old. How's about, "Show us your used tampons."

Yes, I kinda like that meme. Or how's about, "Show us the baby wipes you cleaned your ass with!"

>>673341191
You've got thick in all the right places, mum.

>>673341291
How's about asking her to see one of her panties that's filled with grime, shit stains and pussy snot. That's hotter than tits, you knob.
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>>673341993
She's got pretty big legs. Doesn't have a hour glass figure, more a digital clock stance.
Her face is pretty thoigh.
Since she's in this thread I guess her pussy smells and she's here for advice.

4/10 would Fuck, but never take home to meet parents, or my sensitive nosed dog.
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>>673341993
You're either fat or skinny mang
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>>673341982
Yea i realized i fucked up right when i hit post. Oh well
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>>673341682
On the upper end but still a healthy bmi
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>>673342027
I am one of the confused lurkers

Confused as in why in the hell this bitch hasen't shown her tits yet
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>>673342139
You really are a fucking newfag.
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>>673341191
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>>673342056
Nah as i mentioned my bf is down there often. I like to stay clean
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>>673342113
Nigger your only worth in life is pleasing men who will support your lifestyle.

Woman have fucking going for them aside having a vagina. Tits then get the fuck out, you insufferable cunt.
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>>673327864
Kek
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Heres my vagina if it helps. Cant really smell from a picture tho lol.

My advice is have your GF drink a lot of water and dairy and you should be ok.

Vaginas are naturally filled with bacteria and shit if you get enough of the bad bacterias it will smell like sit. Just like your mouth/tongue. And when you sweat. How bad it will smell depends on how many smelly bacterias there are.
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>>673342304
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>>673341843

>inb4whiteknight
actually, don't care
m'lady,
butt seks is overrated, IMO. I think it's kinda hot mentally more than physically. You know, fun once in a while.
That's good of you to take one for the team now and then. Nobody likes a quitter, anon :-)
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>>673342113
Has been the rules for years.
> tits
>gtfo
Pick one
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>>673341843
And you should hate it. I find it hilariously funny when people wants to put their cock in someone's rancid asshole but then that's what the Jewnet does, it wears down decency and common sense.

You have a perfectly Good ribbed lovely pussy, but then decides to go spelunking in some one's fart and shit cave, disgusting. Anal is for shit eaters.

you're supposed to hate anal like most normal people do.
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>>673342356
Nasty ho.
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>>673327650
>wash a vagina with a bar of soap
faggot, do you know anything about pussies?
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>>673342356
Woo another femanon

Jam out with that clam out girl
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>>673342356
Worthless whore.
Without that cunt people would rocks at you.
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>>673328944
>my wife and I found out by accident.
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OP won't post tits because she is insecure about how small they are
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>>673342434
I might be a ho but I try not to be nasty.

>>673342475
Just posting for science and helping these beta necklets
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>>673342573
Must be hard trying not to be nasty with a stinky ass vagina.
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>>673342538
>>673342434
found the newkids
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>>673342400
Yea i actually like watching butt porn. The idea of my bf doing me in the booty seems hot but the second its going in then fucking pain city. Theres nothing more than i hate then the words "just relax"

No i cant relax. It feels like im being torn apart and i have to take the biggest shit of my.life all at once
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>>673342573
>shaming
That's all you sluts have, the power to shame.
It is because, at the end of the day, the only value you can give back to society is preserving a hole that people can use to stick their dicks in.

You are in every sense, nothing but prostitutes selling your body for security. What is it like to be part of a parasitic sex?
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>>673342758
Found the actual newfag whiteknight
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>>673342703
Well like I said it does get smelly sometimes after working 8 hours or even going to the gym but a quick shower will fix that.

So sometimes it's hard yeah. I bet you have the same problem with your ballsack you virgin.
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>>673342839
Well like I said
>Nasty ho
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>>673342321
Aren't you a salty cunt. But you're half wrong, of course, because Women are our lovers. And that's what they're good at, being our lovers. Sex isn't everything and it shouldn't be the only thing because there'll be weeks you're not into having sex,but you'll still hold her close to you.
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>>673342758
>shame tactics
Feminist 発見した。
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>>673342356
daaaaaamn anon came through!!! What a pretty vag, plus the sexy thigh gap.

Nice job on shaving without getting razor bumps, too. What's your secret?

I bet your pussy tastes like cotton candy.
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>>673342823
Your samefagging is showing.
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>>673342356
The bitch is gross. Commencing derail
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>>673342911
I do get razor bumps when I shave. So I epilate. It's painful but stays smooth for about a month and no nasty razor burn
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>>673342911
Thats not my vag anon (im the ginger girl)

Thats another anon
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>>673343053
I'm ginger as well ;)
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>>673342903
Women are not our lovers, you naive manchild.
All you will ever be to a woman is a means to an end. I feel sorry for you, I really do. You're braindead enough to buy into the lie of gynocentrism.

>>673342924
You don't even know the word means you dumb cunt.
Fuck off back to facebook with the rest of the scum.
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>>673342924
Just bummed cause he's Muslim
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>>673342787
>>673342787
>i have to take the biggest shit of my.life all at once

kek
here's a protip, in case you didn't know. You're supposed to press out like you're taking a shit and it loosens it up. Also, he should put fingers or dildo or something in there for a few minutes to lube it and let it relax naturally.

Those 2 things will help greatly
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>>673343127
I'm surprised he even knows how to speak English
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>>673342235
Well I've been here since 2008, and I'm house broken, kind to animals and only bite the ass if you want me to, well do you want me to, Ms? I'm kidding about the kind to animals bit because I guess you can call me, an animal killer.

Not saying I beat the pussy but I have my moments. Cuddling with the missus is more fun than beating her pussy.
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>>673343127
>shaming
Yep, you're worthless.
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>>673343013
I can't wait to get a gf and wax/epilate that pussy and booty
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>>673342356
Nice
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>>673342839

>hard to shower

Sorry for calling you a moron, because that is really insightful.
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>>673343095
Oh. well then....the vag does not belong to me. The one who timestamped first lol
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>>673343189
You are also a fag.
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>>673343013
so that's your secret. No waxing? I'm sure that hurts like hell too. Wow the results are just stellar though!

>>673343053
we have two grillz with pics in one thread?!? this....this doesn't happen often. Do you get razor bumps, anon? I know there's some creme that's supposed to help with that, dunno if it works.
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>>673342904
I believe shaming people who actually deserve shame is called criticism, not feminism.
Aside from that, I'm subscribed to Thunderf00t, Sargon, and the AmazingAthiest on YouTube. I'd call that anti-feminist.

>>673342836
I'm not white knighting. She posted her cooter, so I'm treating her like every other shitl0rd on this website.
Learn the difference, friend.
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>>673343336
That's true but I do think we look a lot alike. Maybe you're my secret clone
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>>673343377
I tried waxing but it's too sticky and doesn't pull out all the hairs so I'd be left shaving after.
Also checked
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>>673343160
Push out???????
Dude id probably really shit on his dick if that happened.

Luckily my bf doesnt do butt stuff and has no desire to. I was just speaking of guys before him
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>>673342787
Buy an anal trainer kit off of Amazon. It should come with 3-5 different plugs, starting out at finger sized.
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>>673343404
You're whiteknighting, you fag. If it was a dude would you be trying to defend his honor if I called him a nasty ho? No, because you're a fucking whiteknight.
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Nurse fag here... Two words Bacterial Vaginosis.
Learn it
Fear it
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>>673343513
AliExpress*
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>>673343377
I just shave my vag like i would anywhere else quite honestly...i dont get any bumps. I only get bumps if i try to shave with a single or double razor
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>>673343513
Or buy a coke
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>>673343419
You should post pics so i can see! :o
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>>673343498
>Push out???????
kek
yeah sounds crazy, doesn't it? but yah, you push lik eyou're taking a shit. Opens right up.

The only way to prevent shit dick is an enema and not eating much and even then it's an occupational hazard. One of the reasons I think anal is overrated. I can't get off doing it either. Although I've met some grillz that want cum in their ass, for some reason.
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>>673343595
>implying
Yes, I would he weren't. I've done it before, and I'll do it again.

Also:
>honor
>on 4chan
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>>673343116
>means to an end

been at this probably longer than you have, hell i've been at this longer than most here have lived as an actual person or from when they were still a twinkle in their daddy's eye, and yes, women do expect some things from you. And you'd tell her not to get a fucking loan, and she'll say of course honey or no honey, i won't. Then nag you about the loan, you get it for her and then years on she's, you were right honey. And I'd smile and go, yeah, I was right, but you never listen darling. Or like that time she wanted carrots in the garden and then ragged on me for not knowing about raising carrots. How come we have to pay all this money just to fix the transmission, why can't you fix transmissions, honey, most guys I know about builds cars from the ground up, can't be that hard, honey.

But being married is awesome, so no complaints.
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>>673343598
whats the fix? that vagisil stuff?

how on God's green earth can women not notice that rank cooter smell?!?!? I've known girls that ...didn't realize their pussy was rotting for ages it seems.

One day is too much.
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>>673343747
Newfag
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>>673343747
if he weren't*
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>>673343404
Yeah you're a fucking tool, kid.

Grab a coke
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>>673343707
Meh just one then.

Leaving now so you guys have fun with this thread for as long as its gonna last
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>>673343813
2009
>>673343849
I don't like diet.
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I think milky pennies is about the best description I've heard about how pussies taste when they're good.

Guess the pennies part is the acidic nature?
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>>673343894
damn thanks anon!
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>>673343187
We are typing, not talking, you dumb cunt.
All those millions of dollars wasted on allowing girls to go to school when it could be used for young boys who grow up and actually make a difference to society. Women basically educate themselves juat enough to be able to use a tv remote and not get electricuted, then latch onto a man for the rest of their lives, shitting out kids here and there while otherwise being nothing but a welfare leech to society as a whole.

If an artificial womb is ever successful, expect to see women taken to labour camps and being forced to do what men have done for thousands of years: worked hard and lived shit lives for the sake of the protection and comfort of the women folk and children.
You really have no idea juat how much of a fucking stain on humanity you are. 3D are pig disgusting trash and a smart man will block them out of his life. You've already ruined democracy by undermining the voting process, and the legal systems of the world are naturally in your favour. Yet you want more, always; insatiable like self centred fucking children.

Society would collapse overnight if all men walked away from the plantation.
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>>673343359
Well that's a compliment if I ever heard one. Now if only I could convince my spongy six inch cock that it's twenty years younger than it is.

>>673343894
By, have a good day.
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>>673343808
Think for a moment how gross you are as a dude in your privacy. You smell your fingers after you rub your ass and stuff. Don't lie, you do. I'm sure you more gross than that too.

Girls are the same way except they are worse but pretend they aren't.
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>>673343894
B-but you said ginger. That looks blonde to me.
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>>673343925
Fuck you then, faggot
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>>673344043
y..you're not implying they *like* that smell, are you?!?!?

I know how gross I smell if I go camping and don't shower for a few days, but fuck, I still use babywipes so I'm not 100% disgusting.

Chicks can be so nasty...but I'm glad they hide it at least
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>>673343791
Your proximal causes are irrelevant to long term human behaviour, you blue pilled faggot.
Enjoy that ball and chain and don't look for fucking sympathy when you eventually face the brunt of the legal system when she wants out.


You're a fucking fool, an arrogant to boot.
>It won't happen to me despite the statistics which are stacked against me. I like being a good little bitch to society and working to earn my keep while the missus lives a life of comfort and ease.
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>>673344376
Dont listen to this anon. Hes just sad because no girl wants to touch his peepee
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>>673344376
I bet you're really fun at all of those parties you aren't invited to.
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>>673344010
I go away for a cup of coffee and this is what happens? Son, it's not that serious. I know women can be edgy when they're younger; more emotionally fucked than the moodiest man, by far. But as they get older, they become settled in their minds. As we do, the older we get the more settled we become. Yes, they're still a nag but if my misuses didn't piss me off at least once or twice a week she'd be boring as hell. Friend has a southern Lilly as a wife and that works for him, but I couldn't have her in my life because then I'd get bored and cheat, no seriously, I would.

My wife already told me she'd poison me and shoot the bitch, and immediately my old boy got hard as fuck.
She's a thug, and i'm her bitch sometimes.
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>>673344651
#relationship goals
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>>673344376
I'd die for her though, and when she cries even though I don't, I become stirred, unsettled. When she laughs too loud and farts I laugh at her and go, i caught you honey. She tells people I'm the fart factory in the family, but all those farts she holds when for when she's takign a shit, if she falls asleep, they all comes out.
Best time ever is when she has a cold and farts endlessly. I tease her about the fart shield she wears whenever she's sick. The farts aren't as loud you see, so when she's on the couch under a blanket I'd lift it up and smell deeply, much to her chagrin.
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